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Chapter 2671 Drinking Sun Rain can make you smarter

After eating the watermelon and having enough rest, Dudu rolled up her sleeves and was about to go to the fields to work again, but Dunzi's mother told her that she had picked enough watermelons today and there was no need to pick any more.

"If we pick it again, we won't be able to sell it all."

Dudu asked with some disappointment: "Mother Dunzi, then we won't work anymore?"

Dunzi's mother said: "Have a rest today. The sun is so strong now. Don't let you get heat stroke."

Dudu told Dunzi’s mother that she must call her next time there is work to do.

Xiaobai came over and said with regret, "I still want to have a big fight! Why don't you just stop picking it?"

Xiao Xiaobai also followed, rolled up his little sleeves, and said in a loud voice: "I really want to have a big fight."

Liuliu told Dunzi’s mother that she must call Dudu to work when the time comes.

"I came to Sichuan just to help you pick watermelons. Why don't you let us pick them?"

When Dunzi's mother heard this, she didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Thank you so much, Liuliu."

Liuliu waved his hand generously: "Don't say thank you, I ate your watermelon."

Xiaobai told her to continue to help pick watermelons tomorrow, "After all, you have eaten so many watermelons."

Liuliu was a little unhappy because Xiaobai, a little melon boy, was always against her and made things difficult for her at every turn.

"Good guy, Xiaobai, haven't you eaten a lot of watermelon and you can tell me, why are you always staring at me when you have nothing to do?"

Xiaobai said loudly: "That's because you are good-looking~"

Liliu: "..."

One sentence made Da Yanyan no longer able to quarrel with others.

She muttered something and said, "Why do you speak so nicely today?"

Xiaobai said: "I wrote you a letter of guarantee, I can't let you be wronged~"

Luoliu suddenly realized that she had almost forgotten about it!

Thinking of the guarantee letter, Liuliu laughed loudly, feeling that she had Shang Fang's sword and could make it any way she wanted, but Xiaobai was helpless.

At this time, a fool threw himself into the trap, "Liuliu, I also signed the guarantee letter."

Luoliu stared down at her and said viciously: "Yeah, you signed it too. You can't be angry with me. Then why did you say my eyes were small just now?"

Xiao Xiaobai looked at Xi'er, seemed to be encouraged, and then said firmly to Liuliu: "Because your eyes are really small."

"Good guy, good guy, I'm going to go crazy! Come here and call me sister! Call me quickly!"

Liuliu asked Xiaoxiaobai to call her sister to comfort her wounded heart.

"Sister~Sister Liuliu~" Xiao Xiaobai shouted honestly twice.

Liuliu felt better now.

At this time, Dunzi's father and the driver of the minivan were planning to leave. They wanted to take the watermelon to the town to sell.

After Xiaobai and others found out, they also wanted to go with them.

But the minivan didn't have that many seats, and besides, neither Dunzi's mother nor Dunzi was going, so they stayed behind and could only watch the minivan slowly disappear into the fields loaded with watermelons.

"Huh? Why is it raining?"

Xiaomi suddenly noticed that rainwater was falling on her face.

But when I looked up at the sky, it was clearly sunny.

"I got caught in the rain too." Cheng Cheng looked up at the sky, only to find that there were dense branches and leaves above his head.

"It's sunny and it's raining - it's raining from the sun."

Xiaobai was also caught in the rain, and the drizzle drifted to her neck.

She shouted: "Drink the Sun Rain and you will become smarter!"

She opened her mouth to the sky and tasted the rain.

When Xiao Xiaobai saw this, he also put his hands on his hips and opened his mouth to taste the taste of the rainwater. He also happily said that he had drunk it, pretending to feel it, and said that he had really become a lot smarter.

Liuliu also stood under the tree, opened his mouth, and said proudly: "The rain is a bit sweet, hahaha~"

Xi'er also followed suit and opened her mouth to drink the rainwater.

At this time, there was more rain, and it fell in large areas. Xiaomi and Dudu did not open their mouths to drink the rainwater, but they let the rainwater float on their faces and felt the coolness.

"No, the rainwater falls from the trees." Cheng Cheng suddenly said.

"Where?"

Xiaomi went over to look at it and found that it really flew down from the tree trunk.

Dunzi's mother also stretched her neck to look curiously, and suddenly her face changed and she said: "It's not raining, it's just the lazy guy peeing-"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned.

Xiaomi also curiously asked what a slacker was.

Dunzi's mother looked at her with a very strange look, then looked at Xiaobai and the others standing side by side under the big tree with their mouths open to the sky, and said unbearably: "It's just cicadas, this is cicadas peeing together."

Everyone was shocked.

Under the big tree, which was lively just now, it immediately became quiet.

Dunzi's mother saw that everyone didn't believe her, so she added: "Look, it's the cicada on the branch peeing. It's not raining, it's not raining outside."

Cheng Cheng was the first to react and immediately ran away, away from the urine area.

Next is the pomegranate.

She quickly ran away from the tree and spat wildly. Thinking that what she had just drank was cicada urine, she felt like vomiting.

"Bah, bah, bah... ugh——"

Xiaobai and Xi'er also quickly shut up and ran to the other side, spitting and retching together with Liuliu.

Only Xiao Xiaobai, an idiot, was still standing under the tree with her mouth open. It was Dudu who pulled her away, otherwise she would have had to take a few more sips.

When Dudu said that what she drank just now was cicada urine, Xiaobai's face turned pale, and she quickly ran to her aunt's feet and spat after her.

“Bah, bah, bah~~~”

"vomit--"

"Ugh vomit vomit~~~"

"I drank a lot of slob piss."

"Xiaobai! Xiaobai, you little melon—you were the one who took the lead! Did you do it on purpose?"

"...I didn't know it was just a lazy pee who was peeing~~~I was so angry that I was furious."

"I'm going to kill these slackers!"

"Why are you sluts peeing on our heads?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-I drank cicada urine!"



Xiao Xiaobai started crying, his little face wrinkled into a ball, with a grimace on his face.

Although Xiaomi and Dudu did not drink cicada urine, they washed their faces with cicada urine. The only ones who really survived were Cheng Cheng, Dunzi and Dunzi's mother.

"Go and wash up at the river." Dunzi's mother couldn't bear to look at her and reminded them that they could go to the river and wash up.

So the group of children immediately ran to the river in a swarm. They came to a shallow area where the river water was crystal clear and looked very clean.

Several people quickly rinsed their mouths with river water, while Xiaomi and Dudu rinsed their faces with water.

Suddenly, Dunzi on the shore shouted: "It's not good - Guagua is peeing there!"

Now that everyone heard the word "pee", they felt like their heads were splitting open. They all looked upstream, and sure enough they saw Bai Guagua, that Guawazi, also appeared at the river bank without knowing when, and took off his pants.

, peeing right in front of the river.

"Ah——" Xiaobai was about to explode.

Not only her, but also Xiaomi and Dudu were about to burst this time.

"Bai Gua Gua - you melon kid, if you dare to pee, I will pull your penis -" Xiao Bai yelled.

Bai Guagua looked over suspiciously, and Dunzi and Cheng Cheng ran over quickly and escorted him over.

Xiaobai and others went ashore to teach Bai Guagua a lesson, thinking that Guawazi did it on purpose.

Bai Guagua understood this time, and he quickly begged for mercy and said: "Xiao Bai, I didn't pee, I haven't peed yet~"

Xiaobai didn't quite believe it and asked Dunzi to check it.

There was a question mark on Dunzi's head. He was stunned and asked: "How to check?"

Liliu said viciously: "Take off his pants and check if he peed."

Without saying a word, Dunzi was about to take off Bai Guagua's pants. Xiaomi quickly reminded: "Don't take it off here, go over there——"

Dunzi escorted Bai Guagua away. After a while, they came back and Dunzi said that Bai Guagua really didn't urinate.

Fortunately, I found it in time, otherwise I would have really peed.

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