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Chapter 2672 Catch them all in one fell swoop

"Guagua, did you really not pee?"

Xiao Xiaobai, this silly boy, ran over and wanted to find Bai Guagua to punish him. Although Dunzi had already checked Bai Guagua, Xiao Xiaobai was worried. She stretched her neck and pulled Bai Guagua's hand with her little hands.

The waistband should also be inspected personally.

This made Bai Guagua scream in fright, and he grabbed his waistband tightly with both hands.

"Show me, show me, did you really pee?" Xiao Xiaobai argued.

"I don't dare to pee by the river anymore." Bai Guagua quickly assured that it was just a pee. Why did Xiao Xiaobai look at his little Jiji like this?

Fortunately, Dunzi was nearby and stopped Xiao Xiaobai's behavior.

Xiao Xiaobai didn't understand, and complained a little bit about why Dunzi didn't help Bai Guagua.

Until she was taken away by her little aunt.

Her little aunt taught her: "You are a girl! How dare you pull down a boy's pants like this? Are you ashamed? Just say you are ashamed or not? Isn't your face red?"

The little white tiger made a small face and defended: "I want to check Bai Guagua Acridine, he is peeing by the river!"

Xiaobai educates: "Didn't I ask Dunzi to check me? Why are you checking me? You are a girl, you can't do that."

Xiao Xiaobai listened easily to her aunt's words, and she quickly said that she would never poop in Bai Guagua's pants next time.

However, the next moment, Liuliu quietly told her that he once grabbed Bai Guagua’s little Jiji!

Now, Xiao Xiaobai's newly corrected outlook on life has gone astray again. Luoliu can pull her, so why can't she?

This little guy doesn't understand. "No brain" really means no brain.

A group of people washed off the cicada urine in the river, but none of them wanted to come ashore. Tan Jin'er had to ask them to come ashore quickly and called them by name one by one.

The children reluctantly landed on the shore and walked slowly home.

Xiao Xiaobai was still unconvinced and muttered, saying that she was very good at splashing water and could swim, so why couldn't she play in the river for a while longer.

As soon as we got home, Teacher Jiang had already prepared iced mung bean porridge and invited everyone to try it.

Hearing that the iced mung bean porridge was sweet, Xi'er's eyes immediately brightened up and she ate two bowls in one go.

On a hot summer day, drinking a bowl of iced mung bean porridge will instantly take away most of the heat in your heart.

Xiaobai and Dunzi put down their bowls and immediately ran out of the house.

Xiao Xiaobai was holding a small bowl and eating iced mung beans. When he saw his little aunt suddenly running away, he quickly put down the bowl and spoon, got off the table, ran to the door and shouted: "Little aunt, where are you going?"

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Xiaobai responded while running: "I'll come as soon as I go, you don't want to follow -"

Xiao Xiaobai watched his little aunt and Dunzi running on the field ridge, and quickly entered Dunzi's house. Soon, the two ran out again.

But when he came out, Xiaobai had an extra pole in his hand and didn't know what it was used for.

Xiao Xiaobai stood at the door and stared. When they got closer, she curiously asked what it was for.

Xiaobai laughed loudly: "This is to catch slackers! Let's catch slackers and take revenge!"

When Xiao Xiaobai heard Lazy Man, his eyes turned red immediately, and he clenched his fists angrily: "Revenge! Revenge——"

"What revenge?" Dudu came over and asked.

Xiaobai told her to catch the slacker, and showed her the catching tool he took from Dunzi's house, which was a thin bamboo with a plastic bag tied to the top.

This is Dunzi's homemade tool for catching slackers.

Several children heard that this thing could catch lazy people, so they came up one by one and looked around.

Even Liuliu and Xier, who were eating iced mung bean porridge, came with them.

Soon, a group of people went out in a hurry.

"Charge the duck—catch the slacker—"

"Revenge! We want revenge-"

"Let them poop anywhere!"



Xiaobai walked in front carrying a bamboo pole and wearing a sun hat on her head. Several people behind her also wore hats.

It’s really too sunny without a hat.

However, they don't all wear sun hats, some have straw hats, and some simply have a plastic washbasin.

For example, Xiao Xiaobai had a blue plastic washbasin on her head. She didn't know why she was in such a miserable condition.

Soon, the group of people crossed the river and arrived under the big tree, and everyone hid far away.

Even though I was wearing a hat, it was very heartbreaking to find out that the hat was soiled by urine.

Only Xiaobai had the washbasin on his head, looking fearless.

She followed her little aunt closely, acting as an observer and pointing out where cicadas were peeing.

Not far away, Liuliu called out: "Good guys - good guys! These good guys! They are still peeing after peeing for so long! Why are they peeing so much? It's really lazy people who pee a lot, no wonder they are called lazy ducks!"

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Xiaobai carried the bamboo pole, spotted a cicada lying on a branch and screamed, and gently put it in a plastic bag on the top of the bamboo pole.

The cicada was frightened and subconsciously wanted to fly high, but it was trapped in a plastic bag and the space was too small, so it couldn't fly out at all.

If you are wise, calm down, fold your wings, and climb out of the bag easily.

"Caught it - caught it!" Xi'er was cheering Xiaobai on.

The cicada screamed hurriedly in the bag, and its wings hit the plastic bag, making a thumping sound.

Xiaobai quickly closed the pole, and Dunzi quickly grabbed a black cicada from the plastic bag.

"Caught one."

Xi'er craned her neck to look over and asked, "Is it the one peeing on the tree?"

Dunzi said yes.

Xi'er said angrily: "What on earth is it thinking?!"

Everyone gathered around to watch the captured cicada.

Some people threatened to beat the lazy man to death to avenge himself, but more people disagreed, so Dunzi put the cicadas into the glass bottle he brought.

Xiaobai continued to carry the bamboo pole and looked for cicadas under the big tree.

From time to time, there would be urine splashing down, so Xiaobai quickly ran away, exchanged a straw hat with Xiwa, and gave his beautiful sun hat to Xier, so that he would not feel bad if the straw hat got wet, just wash it.

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Soon, she caught two more, and then gave the bamboo pole to Dudu, so that Dudu could have a good time.

Dudu caught two, and after struggling for a long time, he finally caught one.

The guys take turns on the field, trying to catch all the slackers in one fell swoop.

When Teacher Jiang stood in the yard and called them home for dinner, the group had already caught more than a dozen cicadas and the glass bottles were full.

Liuliu looked at the glass bottle and suddenly thought, can this thing be eaten?

As soon as she said this, everyone stared at her without saying a word, but asked her with their eyes, "How dare you say this?"

Liuliu smiled awkwardly when everyone saw her, then laughed loudly and said with a natural expression: "I'm asking for Xiaobai. She just said she really wanted to eat lazy duck."

Xiao Xiaobai was eating melon, but she didn't expect that the melon ate was on herself. Why did this dirty water pour on her?

"I didn't! I didn't say-"

Liuliu laughed: "I know, I know, you didn't say okay."

"Yes! I didn't say."

"Yes, yes, you didn't say."

Even so, everyone still thinks that it was Xiao Xiaobai who said it.

Teacher Jiang stood at the gate, watching them go home quickly, otherwise this group of people would not come back so happily and would have to hang around on the road for a while.

"It's such a hot day, isn't it hot to run outside?" Teacher Jiang asked.

Liuliu said: "If it's not too hot, it will make us tan."

Teacher Jiang said: "Yes, you will definitely get tanned under the hot sun."

Liuliu added: "It was Xiaobai who took the lead to run outside. She is not afraid of getting tanned because she is a little sunspot."

Xiaobai was furious, "You idiot, if you call me Xiaoheizi again, I'll punch you in the head twice."

Liuliu smiled and said: "Hey, I was just joking with you. Why are you angry, Xiaobai? Why do you always get angry? Xi'er, what are you going to do if you want to live to be 100 years old?"

Xi'er replied seamlessly: "Don't be angry and you can live 100 years old, hiahia~"

Xiaobai warned Liuliu not to provoke her again, otherwise she would tear it up even if she wrote a guarantee letter.

The children washed their hands and faces and sat around the dining table to have lunch.

Halfway through the meal, Xiaobai remembered why his old man hadn't come back yet.

"My old man? Grandma?"

Liuliu interjected: "I just think of you old man now. You old man has starved to death a long time ago."

Xiaobai glared at her: "You can eat your food, you talk so much!"

Teacher Jiang said: "You old man was eating in the tea factory and called me to tell me."

Xiaobai was a little dissatisfied: "Why didn't he call me to tell me?"

Liuliu interjected again: "You haven't grown up yet, and you want to take care of the old man!"

Xiaobai couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to snap the pomegranate.

Liuliu quickly ran away.

Neither of them could live without a meal.

The others were eating and eating melon with smiles on their faces. It was quite interesting to see the two people from the Northeast of Sichuan.


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