"Bai Maomao, I hate you Gui'er. It's all your fault that you insist on letting me awaken some past life memories, wuwu——wow——"
Thinking of this, Bao'er was so angry that he kicked Xiang Chen between his legs. Xiang Chen screamed in pain and curled up on the ground, holding his crotch.
Then Bao'er went over to hold Xiang Chen and beat him, making Xiang Chen scream.
In fact, it doesn't hurt at all. Just kidding, his physical body is more resistant to beatings now. If a normal Taoist saint doesn't use a sacred weapon to chop him, he won't feel much at all.
Duoya and others came after them and felt much relieved when they saw this scene.
"Are we still going there?" Zhang Dan asked doubtfully.
"If it doesn't work out, let me handle it. I can't deceive anyone with my mouth. We don't know what happened to Bao'er. It should be related to the memory that was awakened in his previous life." Duoya shook her head.
"That's right. There's no one that big brother can't comfort, and there's no one that he can't fool."
Zhang Dan thought about it and realized that they were still very aware of his eldest brother's abilities.
Back then, they all deceived themselves into becoming Sirius because Xiang Chen thought they would be more beautiful after becoming a Sirius.
Along the way, Xiang Chen's achievements in verbal abuse have become even more numerous.
Bao'er beat Xiang Chen for a while and saw that Xiang Chen's nose was bruised, his face was swollen and his front teeth were missing, and he calmed down a lot.
"Sister Bao'er, do you feel good?" Xiang Chen rubbed his bruised and swollen facial features.
"Huh, I won't forgive you." Bao'er pouted and turned around to ignore him.
Xiang Chen chuckled and said: "Actually, it's nothing. I was just a little witch in my previous life. You are a little filthy girl to begin with."
"You still said that!" Bao'er was so angry that he wanted to come over and beat him again, grabbing his ears and twisting them constantly.
Xiang Chen continued: "It's really nothing. Do you know how many lifetimes of memory I have awakened? It's been eight lifetimes, and there is one lifetime that I haven't awakened yet. In the eight lifetimes that I have awakened, I have everything.
I have also been a dog, and yet I am the stupidest dog, and I have even been a woman, and yet I am Croft's widow!"
When Baoer heard this, he looked at him in surprise, a little disbelieving: "Have you ever been a woman? Or a widow!"
She was startled and wanted to laugh, but she held back her laughter. For a moment, tears and suppressed laughter appeared on her face, and she wanted to cry and laugh at the same time.
Xiang Chen nodded and continued to enlighten: "Yes, yes, this is my secret, the secret between us, you can't tell others.
And let me tell you, in one of my previous lives, I was also a member of the Witch God tribe! But I am from the Earth Witch tribe, and Earth Witches are earthy, dirty, and unpleasant to listen to."
Hearing this, Bao'er's beautiful eyes widened and she looked at him in disbelief: "Did you lie to me just to comfort me? Did you also become a witch god in your previous life? What a fool!"
"I'm sorry for you!"
"You're just saying that!"
"I'm sorry, you are such a fool. If you don't believe me, just look at me. I can still turn into the witch-god clan in my previous life."
With a thought in Xiang Chen's mind, the earth witch bloodline was born.
The whole person immediately turned into a human being with a snake body and six hands behind him.
This scene was so frightening that Bao'er took a few steps back, then looked around Xiang Chen a few times, pinched his six hands behind his back, and stepped on his snake tail.
"It's true, you were once a member of the Witch God clan." After Bao'er confirmed it, half of his sadness was gone in an instant.
This is of course nonsense. Xiang Chen only said this to comfort Bao'er and sympathize with her.
"Yes, what does it matter if we were once members of the Witch God Clan? We were once, we were dead in our previous life, and we are living in this life."
"Look, I used to be a member of the Witch God Clan, but now I am a Jiutian. You and I are brothers and sisters. I will fight against my former Witch God Clan for you."
"Why? Because I love you. You are my relatives, family, and friends. Nothing is as important as you. Damn the witch god clan and the past."
Xiang Chen's voice was full of emotion, Bao'er's eyes moistened when he heard this, he said it so well, Bai Maomao is Bai Maomao.
She nodded excitedly and said: "Yes, I love you too. Damn Gui'er's past, I am a Jiutian now and will always be so!"
Xiang Chen stepped forward, hugged her gently, and patted her back: "So, don't be sad. Look at Xiaochi, he was once a dog and he still ate shit. Is he still a dog now? He still eats shit.
?
He is our brother now, so naturally he is no longer a dog. Will we treat him as a dog?"
"Definitely not." Bao'er replied without thinking.
"That's right, just Jiang Zi, definitely not. You are my sister and my family, will I regard you as my enemy?
Would I regard you as a former member of the Witch God tribe?
Will other brothers and sisters do it?
For example, if you knew that you were a little miko in your previous life, would you be hostile to us?"
"Um - no!"
"By the way, definitely not. The previous life has died and the future has not yet arrived. We are living in the present. We just need to live our current life roles well."
"So, don't have any psychological burden, because in our hearts, you are Bao'er, you will always be Bao'er, our favorite and most favored Bao'er!"
After Xiang Chen's operation, Bao'er felt no sadness at all. Instead, he was moved to tears.
He leaned his chin on Xiang Chen's shoulder and choked with sobs: "You're so good, Bai Maomao, wu wu - it's great to have a family like you. I will never turn into a witch and become everyone's enemy."
Xiang Chen left her with a smile, put his hands on her shoulders, and used paper towels to wipe her tears!
"It doesn't matter if you become a little witch, you are still our treasure. No matter what race you are, you will always be our family, brothers and sisters. No matter what position you are in, we are still a family."
"So, don't cry about this matter in the future. If my sister, Bao'er, cries about this matter, I will blame it all on the Witch God Clan. If you cry once, I will kill a Witch Clan to cheer you up."
"In other words, if you cry once, I will beat that bitch Xia Houwu once. Even my sister Bao'er can't take care of her. It's useless."
Hearing this, Bao'er burst into tears and laughed. He gave Xiang Chen a hammer, pushed him away and scolded him with a smile: "You dare, if you hit the prince, I will hit you."
"Hey, so, look, relatives are still not as good as lovers, sad, sad.
If I had known I would have hooked you up before the two of you hooked up, is it too late to poach your brother now? I would look like a green monkey!" Xiang Chen looked distressed.
"Hehe, it's too late. Dahou and I have already established a love bond. You can't dig it out. Haha, Bai Maomao, I'm in a completely good mood." Bao'er wiped away his tears. The estrangement and burden in his heart were completely gone.
Disappeared.
You can always trust the success master, the spirit of life leads to Xiang Ergou!
Xiang Chen smiled and said: "As long as you are happy, I will not allow my sister Bao'er to be unhappy in the future."
"Uh-huh!"
At this time, the space tore open, and Xiahou Wu and Gu Ding came out.
When Xiahou Wu saw this local wizard in front of the red-eyed Bao'er, his expression changed drastically.
"Witch thief, you are seeking death!"
The prince was furious and rushed over in an instant, striking out with his halberd.
Poof——
Xiang Chen felt his eyes suddenly spin, and then he saw his headless body spraying blood in front of Mambi Bao'er.
And the resentful brothers who kept breaking their bodies into pieces with their halberds——