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Chapter 4254: The monkey can't

 Baoer looked at Xiang Chen in bewilderment as he was torn into pieces, and everyone was dumbfounded.

Xia Houwu kicked one of Xiang Chen's thighs away, and quickly came to Bao'er and asked with concern: "Bao'er, are you okay? Did the witch thief hurt you?"

"Baimaomao!" Bao'er wailed, and kicked Xiahou Wu in anger and cursed: "You idiot, you are hiding shit in your head, that's Baimaomao!"

"What?? Dog??" Xiahou Wu was also confused.

At this time, Xiang Chen's body, which had been torn into pieces, reorganized and returned to his own appearance. Gritting his teeth, he stepped forward and punched Xia Houwu hard on the head.

"You bastard, I didn't even recognize you."

"Wocao, you are such a bitch, why do you want to look like the Witch God Clan?"

"It's not just to comfort your mother-in-law!"

Xia Houwu scratched his head and asked doubtfully: "By the way, Bao'er, what's wrong with you? Brother Ding suddenly brought me here without any explanation, saying something happened to you, what happened?"

"Dahou, I was a witch god in my previous life, will you dislike me?" Bao'er said with tears in his eyes.

"Ah! You were a miko in your last life? Come on, how did you know? A miko is just a miko, so what does it matter? In my previous life, I was still the Heavenly Dou Holy Ape."

Xia Houwu's face was full of surprise, and then he said nonchalantly.

"Woooooooo--Dahou, you're so kind." Bao'er stepped forward and hugged Xiahou Wu. He jumped into his arms, wrapped his legs around his waist, and hooked his neck with his hands.

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"Gouzi, what's going on? Is that it?" Xia Houwu looked at Xiang Chen in confusion again. He obviously didn't realize the crux of the matter.

"It's nothing, you idiot. A neurotic person like you won't understand. By the way, hey, you two haven't slept together yet. Don't you plan to have a baby for fun?"

"Bah, you old pervert, it's none of your football business if we're in the same room." Bao'er blushed and spat at Xiang Chen.

Xia Houwu was speechless. He had come all the way here to ask this question?

"We haven't gotten married yet, so if we are living together in the same house, it would be immoral and illegal to cohabit, and it is not allowed by the laws of Dachu." Xia Houwu said confidently.

This time it was Xiang Chen's turn to be speechless, brother, this has hit the universe, do you still care about Da Chu's laws?

Besides, weren’t the laws of Da Chu customized by me?

"You can't do it, right? How about I prescribe some medicine for you?"

"Get out!!" Xia Houwu kicked Xiang Chen in return.

"Hey, poor Bao'er, he's a widow!" Xiang Chen shook his head.

"Can we talk about something serious?" Bao'er was so angry that he even wanted to hit Xiang Chen.

Xiang Chen shrugged his shoulders and said: "Brothers can't have serious conversations when we are together. I even took a monkey to a brothel some time ago. This guy is really not good at it."

"Really, Dahou?" Baoer gritted his teeth.

"I'm not, I didn't, he's talking nonsense, I won't go to that kind of place with alleys of fireworks, Bao'er, you don't know him yet, he talks nonsense every day." Xia Houwu denied it three times in a row.

Bao'er said angrily: "I don't care if you go or not, I want to ask if you are really a fast man. I have refined the Six Flavor Emperor Pills."

Xia Houwu: "————"

"Hahaha, you're laughing so hard at me, Monkey, why don't you find a chance to prove it to Bao'er? I'm leaving, and you two bitches will slowly get tired of being here."

Xiang Chen laughed and left, disappearing.

"Gouzi, I called you your ancestor and slandered me!!"

Behind him was Xia Houwu's angry scolding.

After Xiang Chen left, his expression gradually changed and became more solemn.

"Brother Ding, do you think Bao'er's situation will affect her current personality?"

In front of Bao'er, in order to comfort Bao'er, he naturally looked nonchalant.

But he didn't have much confidence in his heart.

Brother Ding said in a deep voice: "Judging from the difficulty of awakening her, she was at least a saint in her previous life. If you help her awaken all her memories now, it will definitely not work."

"Because her current consciousness and willpower are not as strong as in her previous life, and she can easily be suppressed and assimilated by her consciousness and personality in her previous life. In this case, she may change her mind and revert to the witch she was in her previous life."

"Of course, when the time is right and her cultivation in this life is strong enough to compare with her previous life, she will not be easily assimilated by her previous life after awakening the memories of her previous life, but will retain the character and thinking of this life."

Xiang Chen breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this and said: "Listening to your words is better than ten years of reading. You asked me to seal it back in time and not mess around."

"Actually - don't be afraid, there are other ways," Gu Ding suddenly changed the subject.

"What??"

"No matter how powerful her cultivation was in her previous life, she is definitely not as powerful as me. If you transfer the power of reincarnation to me, I can help her selectively awaken her memory and suppress her subjective consciousness in her previous life."

"Just release the memories about cultivation and enlightenment. This way, she can quickly advance to the realm of enlightenment and avoid being affected by the subjective will of her previous life."

"Wochao, how can you still do this!"

"uh-huh!"

"Uh-huh, sister, you didn't tell me earlier."

"You didn't even ask me."

Xiang Ergou: "————"

After returning home, everyone asked about Bao'er's situation. Xiang Chen casually talked about it, but he didn't mention that Bao'er was a little witch in his previous life.

"Who else wants to awaken their past life memories?"

Xiang Chen asked again.

Everyone shook their heads, scared. Who knows what they were in their previous life. If they were some kind of beast that they could not accept, it would be too disturbing to their state of mind.

"No, let's assemble the team. Let's fight the big ticket first." Xiang Chen waved his hand, and everyone dispersed, leaving only Xiang Chen's woman, Bai Huang, and the mistress of Shuangyue Palace.

Xiang Chen sat on his right side and hugged the two of them, he chuckled and said, "I miss you so much."

The master of Shuangyue Palace was blushing and very shy. Bai Huang was also an experienced driver. He snorted coldly and pinched Xiaoergou: "Just talk and don't do any tricks."

Xiang Chen coughed and said quickly: "Where are Zi Mo Ji, Xi Meng, and Nuo Lan?"

"Nuo Lan is in another star realm and is on her way over. Zi Mo Ji is in retreat, and Ximeng is also in retreat studying a new wine."

"Hey, I have suffered so much for you these past years. My husband is very busy with his business, and I have to run around full of maps and dungeons every day."

"Pretentious, hypocritical!" Bai Huang rolled his eyes.

"Haha, let me repay you with some sincerity."


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