The skeleton was bleeding... This was the first time even Luo Yan had encountered such an unbelievable thing.
He couldn't help frowning and thinking: "Skeleton...how to stop the bleeding?"
There are no blood vessels at all... This is no longer a medical problem, this is a metaphysical problem.
Grandma didn't know what the problem was. She kept screaming: "Don't think about it! Stop the bleeding! If it sprays for a while longer, I will die!"
Tonight's meat soup will be unforgettable for a lifetime.
She hasn't experienced the feeling of bleeding for who knows how many years... Today, this quack doctor gave her a wonderful experience!
Luo Yan comforted:
"Don't worry, it's normal to have some blood during surgery... Let me think of a way..."
Think of a way to think of a way, where can you think of a way to think of it?
This is completely unscientific, isn't it? The skeleton is bleeding, where are the wounds?
Is it possible that all scraped places are wounds?
Luo Yan pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and began to think about what tools to use.
Vise, file and sandpaper are not enough. After all, the wound cannot be found and it is difficult to process - ah no, it is difficult to process. As for band-aids, gauze and the like...
Huh, what serious doctor would use these things to stop bleeding?
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It's not practical at all.
After thinking about it, Luo Yan came to a conclusion that made her grandma scream:
"I think that as long as the blood flow is clean, there will be no more bleeding. Therefore, the best way to stop bleeding is to bleed!"
At this moment, the light of wisdom shone in his eyes. It was obviously unreasonable, but it still made some sense.
Using bloodletting to combat heavy bleeding is a brand new theory and the latest scientific research result!
Although I haven’t tried it yet, it sounds great!
Grandma is going crazy.
"Pujie! Sipujie, what are you thinking! Stop the bleeding, Sipujie!"
A large amount of blood flowed out, and grandma felt that she had some symptoms of excessive blood loss. Her mind became dizzy and her body became weak.
Luo Yan said calmly: "Keep calm, the patient and the doctor are not in a hurry. Why are you in a hurry?"
"Of course you're not in a hurry! It's not your blood that's bleeding! Stop the bleeding! Help!!!"
Grandma really wants to slap this quack to death!
However, he is the only doctor here. If he dies, no one will be able to help stop the bleeding...
I shouldn't believe this!
What kind of monster can make bones bleed?
With your bloodletting skills, it would be a shame not to become a butcher, right?
etc!
Grandma suddenly remembered that the scalpel Luo Yan was holding in his hand... wasn't it just a butcher's knife?
What a butcher he is!
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So, under the quiet night sky, grandma screamed even more miserably.
"Don't worry...the bleeding will stop."
Luo Yan could only comfort him now and use the bleeding tools to try to... stop the bleeding.
Of course, the measures this time were ineffective. There was no way. The teacher never taught me how to stop the bleeding of the skeleton... Maybe, ordinary doctors don't know this technique.
"Huh?"
After a series of frantic and imaginative operations, Luo Yan suddenly discovered that there was a time limit for massive bleeding.
A line of small words floated above Grandma’s head:
"Negative Buff: Bleeding (remaining time 18 seconds)."
Luo Yan was horrified by this.
What! The heavy bleeding I gave has a time limit? In other words, even if I don’t do anything, the bleeding will stop by itself after a while?!
This discovery is not trivial. It means that perhaps in the previous operation, all the methods Luo Yan used to stop the bleeding... had no effect, and the bleeding stopped on its own.
Is that so? I said, the teacher never taught you how to stop bleeding with something like a vise...
Gan!!!
I thought it was because my technology had improved...
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Luo Yan felt aggrieved for a while.
He decided to keep this secret forever and not tell anyone, otherwise it would be too damaging to his image.
After more than ten seconds, the bleeding buff ended, and the blood spurting on Grandma's leg bones stopped on time.
"Okay, grandma."
Luo Yan made a gesture of wiping sweat and said with a guilty conscience:
"Through my efforts, the bleeding was finally stopped."
Grandma looked down and almost fainted.
This abominable quack! He rushed to the street! He actually used hairpins to stop the bleeding!
Grandma is sure that she will never admit her mistake! The bear hairpin is clamped on her leg bone, and the pink and tender bear is actually luminous!
"Quack! Damn quack!"
Anger and fear spread in her heart. Grandma, who felt that she had saved her life, pushed Luo Yan away, her kind face distorted.
"Get out! Get out! If I ask you to treat me again, I will be a dog! I will be a dog!!!"
Before seeing a doctor, it was just rheumatism, but after seeing a doctor... can there be a future after seeing a doctor like this?
Who can walk off this guy's operating table alive?
Luo Yan pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and felt a little bit wrong.
But he still bit the bullet and explained:
"Grandma, when it comes to medical treatment, it's normal to have some bleeding and a little pain. This is how everyone treats doctors... You must believe me."
Grandma was very angry.
"Go away! Don't let me see you again! I would rather die from rheumatism than have you touch a hair on my head! How dare you call yourself a doctor based on your medical skills? You can't even be called a butcher!"
Grandma's words were so unpleasant that Luo Yan couldn't bear it.
"Ah! You can insult my people, but don't insult my medical skills. There's nothing wrong with my medical skills, okay?"
Hearing this, grandma couldn't bear it anymore and released a terrifying aura, making her whole person become ghastly and terrifying.
Her face was distorted.
"How dare you mention your shabby medical skills?"
Angry, so angry!
Does this quack really have no shame or self-awareness?
"what you up to?!"
Luo Yan was startled and quickly stood up from the bench.
"I'm warning you not to mess around! I'm very fierce!"
Grandma smiled evilly.
"Really? I want to see how fierce you can be!"
As she spoke, her torso became more stooped and thinner. On the contrary, Grandma's shadow became unusually tall.
In front of the tent, a group of monsters who were still grabbing for soup suddenly stopped.
They were like puppets on strings, turning their heads uniformly and looking at each other with dull eyes.
"Grandma... is in danger..."
"We want to save grandma..."
"Kill all the bad guys...save grandma!"
Behind the tent, Luo Yan held the scalpel in front of him and said cautiously: "I'm warning you, don't mess around!"
Grandma smiled ferociously, and the shadow behind her slowly stood up, reaching a height of three to four meters.
Her shadow grew a huge mouth with countless sharp teeth. When the mouth opened and closed, those sharp teeth kept rubbing and squirming, making it look weird and terrifying.
"Quack doctor... It seems that you have no idea who you are facing... Although my body is relatively fragile, it is still very easy to deal with a small human like you. You don't even have the chance to meet me.
…None of them.”
Grandma laughed wildly, and the shadow behind her became taller and more ferocious, and she also laughed wildly along with her.
However, before she could finish laughing, Luo Yan moved like lightning.
There was a flash of cold light, Luo Yan's expression was solemn, and the scalpel was already placed on Grandma's neck.