Luo Yan glared at the aggrieved Piaopiao and returned his gaze to Grandma.
How can a child have so much curiosity? How annoying!
"That's okay, just expose your legs. Now, I'm going to start treatment."
Luo Yan sighed, finally agreeing that grandma didn't need to take off her pants.
As he spoke, he took out a butcher's knife half a man's height from somewhere and gently wiped the blade.
This knife looks extremely sharp at first glance, and the blade reflects an icy cold light.
"Wait! Where did you take out such a big knife? What are you going to do?!"
Grandma was startled and took two steps back.
Luo Yan sneered: "What are you afraid of? You've never seen a scalpel before?"
"Scalpel? Whose scalpel is so big?!"
“Isn’t it a scalpel?!”
Luo Yan was already a little disgusted with this suspicion.
He feels that this is a kind of discrimination. These people are discriminating against big knives. Why can't a bigger knife be used as a scalpel? Who stipulates that a scalpel must be a small knife?
Big knife, do you also have the dream of being a scalpel? Just like someone who has no wings but dreams of flying, someone who has no talent but dreams of success, and someone who is blind but dreams of being a bus driver.
"I don't know how to live so long in vain!"
After saying this arrogantly, Luo Yan raised his head proudly.
"It's this scalpel that has cured countless patients and made countless achievements, but you doubt it because of its appearance?"
Grandma: "..."
Is this just a butcher's knife? Who are you kidding?
Grandma, I also went to big cities when I was young, okay? Although your knife is a little sharper, the trademark is still there!
This brand only sells butcher knives!
Holding back her dissatisfaction, grandma didn't want to dwell on this issue... After all, there was no point in communicating with a lunatic like Luo Yan.
"So, what is your treatment plan?"
Luo Yan smiled.
"With my many years of experience, I can tell at a glance that the best treatment plan for your disease is - bone scraping + dampness removal!"
These two terms sound more reassuring.
Maybe it's not normal to scrape bones, but my grandma only has bones on her body, so as long as she doesn't scrape too hard, there should be no problem... And to remove dampness... how to remove dampness?
You should use some dehumidifying medicine.
Grandma felt relieved slightly.
"That sounds pretty reliable."
If Luo Yan comes up with any more unreasonable plans, grandma will turn her back and leave.
But scraping the bones is acceptable.
To be honest, grandma didn't want Luo Yan to treat her, after all, he looked so unreliable, but, there is a saying that doctors in the dark world are more or less involved.
The general environment is like this, Luo Yan is not the most outrageous.
The system prompt sounds, indicating that the task has been triggered and treatment can begin.
Luo Yan's smile became brighter and he waved the sword in his hand.
"Grandma, please sit down, you stand...it's not convenient for me to do anything."
Grandma looked at the big knife with some fear, fearing that the quack doctor in front of her would cut her with a swing.
"Be careful with your knife!"
With a warning, she slowly sat on the ground.
"Don't worry, my knife skills are very good and I won't make such stupid mistakes."
With a word of comfort, Luo Yan squatted on the ground and began to examine the bones of Grandma's legs, thinking about where to start scraping.
Seeing him squatting on the ground, Piao Piao ran into the tent with great foresight and took out a small bench for Luo Yan to sit on.
After giving Little Spider an appreciative look, Luo Yan raised the knife with great interest.
"Okay, starting from this position, I'm going to start scraping!"
"Hold the knife lower! You are scraping, not cutting!"
Grandma couldn't help but remind her in a sharp voice.
This young man is so irritable! I really want to turn around and run away!
Luo Yan waved his hand.
"Don't worry, don't worry!"
As he spoke, the big knife in his hand moved like lightning. In just a moment, it landed on Grandma's white leg bone, and then scraped down hard!
"squeak!"
When the blade of the blade met the leg bone, it suddenly made a harsh noise, like fingernails scraping against a blackboard, which made people's skin crawl.
Grandma frowned slightly.
During the bone scraping process, she actually didn't feel much pain...but having someone scrape her leg bones with a knife would make her feel uneasy even if it didn't hurt.
Especially, Luo Yan's shave was so... harsh.
"Can you shave a little lighter?"
Grandma said angrily.
Luo Yan explained while continuing to scrape hard:
"No, shaving lightly won't have any effect. It's okay, grandma, just think that I'm shaving your legs."
Grandma: "..."
Let me remove the hair from your legs! These are my leg bones! Are there hairs on your leg bones?!
"Ding! Granny Meat Soup's favorability towards you will be reduced by 10."
"Ding! Pork Soup Granny's murderous intention towards you has reached 50%."
Luo Yan noticed something was wrong with her grandma's mood, and her expression froze slightly.
Are you unhappy? You should be. Alas, the doctor-patient relationship is really difficult to handle now.
He remembered that his teacher once said that in dealing with interpersonal relationships, if you want to quickly get involved with someone, the best way is to praise him.
So, Luo Yan made a harsh sound while laughing:
"Grandma, your bone quality is really good. Look at this leg bone, this quality, this... making bone soup will definitely replenish calcium!"
"Ding! Granny Meat Soup's favorability towards you will be reduced by 30 points."
"Ding! Granny Meat Soup's murderous intention towards you has reached 70%! Please be aware that the other party may explode and injure others at any time!"
Luo Yan: "..."
Far north, I actually believed the teacher’s lies. He didn’t have any friends! I actually learned about interpersonal communication from him!
Facts have proven that compliments do not improve relationships!
The two sides fell into a brief silence, only the harsh sound of scraping bones continued to sound.
Luo Yan thought, he should find a chance to break the silence.
The opportunity came soon.
That night, no one expected that so much blood would spurt out during an ordinary bone scraping treatment.
The moment the blood spurted out, grandma wanted to laugh.
Young people have frizzy hands and feet. Did they cut their hands?
She wouldn't believe it, nor could she believe it was her own blood. After all, how could two bone poles spurt blood?
And the spray is so high and so far?
Impossible, spraying bone marrow is almost the same.
But soon, grandma stopped laughing.
Because, it seems that the one who spurted blood is really me...
"Bleeding!!!"
Grandma screamed, containing endless fear.
Tonight, her outlook on life... was overturned.
"My bones are bleeding! My bones are bleeding! Why are my bones bleeding! Why are my bones bleeding!!!"
Luo Yan put away the knife and stood aside solemnly.
"Grandma, please don't underestimate yourself. Bones... also have many functions."
He comforted him with words, but his heart felt a little thumped.
Oops, I seem to have forgotten my passiveness... But the problem is, the skeleton can also bleed heavily?