Psychological distortion, nervousness, bad breath, physical weakness, severe rheumatism.”
An inconspicuous light flashed from Luo Yan's hand, and in an instant, he had completed the diagnosis.
Those who know, understand that Luo Yan is seeing a doctor, but in the eyes of those who don't know, this is clearly——
"Teasing. Play!"
"Oh my God! What is he doing!"
Even the monster with the stiffest expression and the most emotionless expression opened his mouth wide with disbelief on his face.
"He's teasing grandma?!"
"He is really teasing grandma, oh my God! Who is he? Even grandma won't let go!"
"No! I must have seen it wrong! My eyes!"
The monsters were in an uproar and let out ear-piercing howls.
The monster was obviously numb, but at this moment he was stimulated, and his long-dead heart was filled with ripples.
The scene before my eyes is truly appalling!
This is grandma! This is kind grandma! Can grandma even do this?!
What kind of perverted heart is hidden under the handsome appearance of the man in front of me!?
No wonder they couldn't see through it. In fact, even Piao Piao was shocked.
"Master! What are you doing!"
Poor little Piaopiao was completely confused, with a tone of horror in her voice.
No wonder! No wonder the master is not interested in me. I thought he was a gentleman... It turns out he likes grandma!
Σ⊙▃⊙川
Grandma can’t do that!
Master! Grandma can’t do it! Grandma is too old, she can’t bear it!
Or come after me! Spider... spider is better than grandma!
Granny Bouton was stunned.
She never dreamed that she could be teased at this age...
This is, is life impermanent?
"you!"
For a moment, she didn't know what to say.
In her long life, grandma has never seen gangsters or perverts, but she has never seen such a gangster or pervert!
"Ding! Congratulations on the system unlocking the achievement: Beyond the Worldly Vision. You have a chance to get it when you do something shocking to a certain grandma woman. If you really get this achievement... No way! You can also get this achievement.
Obtained? Boy! You have exceeded the system’s expectations!”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the achievement reward: happiness +1, mental strength +1, and physical fitness +1."
Luo Yan's eyes twitched slightly.
He coughed and did not explain, but continued to look at the horrified grandma affectionately.
"Don't be afraid. I'm not a pervert or a maniac. I'm just a...doctor. I've determined that you have severe rheumatism, right?"
The shocked grandma hurriedly pulled out her hand and took two steps back.
"you you……"
Luo Yan kept her affectionate eyes.
Grandma's hands are hard and cold, and the texture feels strange... Bah! What do I want these to do!
He quickly stopped his strange thoughts and asked: "Grandma, am I right? You have very serious rheumatism, which has affected your normal life."
Although Luo Yan behaved strangely and didn't look very smart, he was right.
Grandma's mood slowly calmed down, and she was a little confused.
"Are you...really a doctor?"
Luo Yan smiled faintly and shook his wrapped white coat, revealing his good figure.
"Can't you tell by looking at my clothes?"
This is the Blood-Hand Holy Doctor professional set! Isn’t it very shiny?
Grandma: "..."
Indeed, this is a white coat, and it seems to be of good quality, but the way it is worn...
She took a closer look.
That's right, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a mental patient has stolen the doctor's clothes...
Luo Yan pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses, ignoring the crazy monsters around him, and said with a smile:
"I am not only a doctor, but also a doctor with excellent medical skills."
He crossed his arms proudly.
"Although I don't want to mention the past, I still want to mention that I have cured countless patients with difficult and complicated diseases, including the famous bloodthirsty Earl Ferras, the Lord of the Cursed City Lilith, and even the Dark
One of the sources, Xiao Ruanruan, known as the Death Doll, was also treated by me!"
Luo Yan raised his head with a proud expression.
(￣y▽￣)
Grandma: "..."
It sounds really unreliable, like a scammer trying to trick the elderly...
However, this doctor is quite capable. At least he could see the ingredients of the broth at a glance, and he could easily detect his condition.
Seeing that the other party was still a little hesitant, Luo Yan quickly said:
"Grandma, your condition is quite serious. It must be treated in time, otherwise it will be very dangerous... rheumatism, this is rheumatism!"
Luo Yan shamelessly alarmed and heard:
"This is not a cancer or a minor illness like heart failure. This is rheumatism! Very serious rheumatism! If the condition is allowed to worsen, it will -"
He gestured like cutting his throat and said in a trembling voice:
"But it's going to hurt!"
Hearing this sentence, everyone present who knew medical skills and those who did not know medical skills fell silent.
As for Piaopiao, she just wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
It's a bit embarrassing... No, it's a spider... This master is really amazing.
Grandma was stunned for a long time before she muttered:
"Yes...yes, when it happens...it does hurt, but -"
"Don't take chances! Grandma!"
Luo Yan interrupted the other party loudly.
He showed a sad and angry expression.
"I used to have a friend who also suffered from rheumatism. Like you, he took chances and refused to receive treatment... Later! Then he!"
Luo Yan sighed deeply and beat his chest and feet.
Grandma was stunned for a while.
He...what's wrong with him? You've finished speaking...
Luo Yan sighed: "So, grandma, please get treatment. If you don't get treatment, it will be too late. I will never let tragedy happen in front of me again!"
Her emotions have reached this point, and grandma vaguely feels that if she doesn't get treatment, she will feel sorry for the doctor.
But...but aren't you here to drink soup? Soup, soup hasn't been drunk yet...
Seeing that grandma was moving, Luo Yan quickly grabbed one of her hands and raised it high.
"Get out of the way! Don't stop me from rescuing grandma! Give us some private space! All spread out!"
As he said this, he grabbed Grandma and ran away, until he ran behind his tent.
There was a commotion from the monsters all around, but Grandma didn't resist, and they didn't dare to move rashly.
To be precise, it's not that grandma didn't resist, but that she was dragged away before she had a chance to resist.
Piaopiao:(?O?)
Is this okay? The master is so powerful! He easily broke through the siege!
She quickly followed him.
The monsters looked at each other.
"Grandma...was taken away?"
"Private space... Why do you need private space to see a doctor? I always feel weird..."
"But grandma didn't resist. Grandma... seemed to be enjoying it..."
"He can't really have thoughts about grandma, that's grandma..."
"Should we call him grandpa from now on?"
"Grandma...Grandpa..."
The monsters discussed in confusion for a long time, but could not come up with any results.
Finally, they unanimously decided... let's drink the soup first.