The cold wind howled and the light was dim behind the tent.
"Young man, are you sure you want to see a doctor for me?"
After being dragged here, grandma calmed down and showed a sinister smile.
Just now, Luo Yan's behavior was so unexpected that she was caught off guard and led by others... But now, grandma has completely adapted to it.
There is something abnormal about this human being, his... mental state seems to be wrong, and his IQ... but it doesn't matter, no matter how wrong he is, he is still just a human, isn't he?
Humanity, can it still change the world?
Luo Yan pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and said seriously
"Yes, grandma, I want to treat you. Come on, let's take your pulse first."
Although the condition is completely clear, the process of taking the pulse cannot be ignored.
"Check your pulse?"
Grandma showed a strange smile and slowly opened her sleeve, revealing a flawless... white bone palm.
Normal people would be frightened when they see skeletal palms, right? Jiejiejiejie...
However, although Luo Yan was a little surprised, he obviously didn't look scared.
This made grandma a little disappointed.
Why isn't he afraid?
Luo Yan thought to himself:
Is it actually a bone palm? No wonder, it felt hard when touched before.
"Piaopiao, go look out for the wind."
After giving a serious instruction, he also rolled up his sleeves.
Piaopiao subconsciously agreed.
"Oh...eh? Why do you need to be on guard when you see a doctor?"
The girl quickly reacted and looked at Luo Yan with a scrutinizing look.
Checking the pulse...Does someone also need to be outside to check the pulse?
Luo Yan said calmly: "Of course we have to make sure the wind is gone, otherwise what will we do if someone disturbs us?"
"……All right."
Piaopiao felt something was wrong, but she couldn't tell what was wrong for a while.
But no matter how confused she was, she still had to listen to her master's orders. Piaopiao was just a little pet... She had no choice but to stand by the tent obediently, like a loyal guard, watching warily at a group of monsters not far away.
No one is allowed to come and ruin my master’s good deeds!
Grandma was a little speechless.
But she didn't feel panicked. After all, the boy in front of her was just a human being. What threat could a human being pose?
As she was thinking about it, she saw a slender and tender...tentacle slowly extending out from under Luo Yan's white coat.
tentacle?
Σ(?д?;)
Wait, why do humans have tentacles?
This isn’t quite right!
Luo Yan ignored Grandma's doubts, looked solemn, and put the cute little tentacle on Grandma's white wrist bone.
"Let me feel your pulse..."
He closed his eyes and felt for his pulse carefully.
Huh? Why is there no pulse? Could it be that grandma is dead!
Ah, it turns out grandma’s wrist is white bone, so that’s okay. It’s normal for bones to have no pulse.
Grandma's mouth couldn't help but twitch.
"Do you have to use tentacles to check your pulse?"
Using tentacles to feel your pulse... doesn't it feel weird? Besides, what kind of flowers can you do with my bones?
Luo Yan frowned.
"Patient, please don't make any noise. I can't even hear my pulse."
"???"
Is the pulse meant to be heard?!
Luo Yan pondered for a moment and slowly retracted the cute little tentacle.
"By taking your pulse, I already have a general understanding of your condition."
Looking at Luo Yan's serious face, Grandma's small eyes were full of doubts.
"???"
It's outrageous enough to feel the pulse of a bone, but what's going on with your expression that you already have a diagnosis?
Isn’t it uneducated to bully my old woman?
She was about to have an attack, but Luo Yan's next words stunned her again.
"The pulse condition shows that your rheumatism is caused by excessive moisture. The moisture has penetrated deep into the bone marrow. Do you have a vague pain in your legs and feet every night, like pins and needles?"
Grandma was stunned for a long time and then whispered:
"Okay...it seems really..."
Can it really be diagnosed?
She opened her mouth and swallowed the doubtful words.
Luo Yan continued: "And this rheumatism has seriously affected your quality of life. Your legs and feet must be inconvenient now, right? Walking and running have been affected."
"Yes……"
"Also, the pain is spreading to the upper body. At first, it was only the calves. Now, the knees and thighs are also starting to hurt, right?"
"..."
Really...is there any magic in feeling the pulse? Can it be done even without a pulse?
Grandma looked at the bones of her hand suspiciously.
Luo Yan let out a long sigh.
"It seems that my diagnosis is correct. Grandma, your rheumatism is already very serious. The moisture is spreading upwards. If you don't treat it, your pain will gradually spread to the whole body. By then, it will be difficult to cure it."
This is not alarmist, but fact.
Grandma hesitated and said: "Well, can it be cured now?"
Rheumatism is very painful, although it is not fatal, but if it can be cured, grandma is still willing.
What's more, if it is not treated, it will spread to the whole body! If it hurts all over the body, it will really hurt!
Luo Yan said seriously:
"It's a bit difficult. If it's an ordinary doctor, it's really helpless. Even a doctor with superb medical skills like me would find it difficult."
He frowned, as if thinking.
"Of course, if you have money, grandma..."
Grandma: "..."
You said all that just to get more money, right?!
Damn black-hearted devil!
She suppressed her dissatisfaction and said calmly: "Grandma, I still have some savings. You can just see a doctor and it will be fine."
Luo Yan then smiled happily.
"I'm not doubting grandma's financial resources, I'm just worried that grandma doesn't have any money... Okay, okay, let's start treatment!"
He smiled and said: "Difficult and complicated diseases often only require simple treatment. Come on, grandma, take off your pants first."
Grandma said coldly: "You'd better not play any tricks...wait a minute!"
She suddenly discovered something and said angrily:
"Why do you have to take off your pants to treat a disease?! What do you want to do?!"
This surprise is no small matter, especially the look in Luo Yan's eyes at this moment, so evil and perverted!
Luo Yan was stunned.
His eyes are just open to money. They are very pure and do not contain any impurities.
"How can you treat it without taking off your pants? At least you have to expose your legs. How can you see it through your pants?"
Grandma was so angry that her face turned red.
"Then there's no need to take off your pants, right? Can't I just roll up my pants?"
As she spoke, she quickly rolled up her trouser legs, revealing two slender white...leg bones.
Seeing the two leg bones, Luo Yan was also angry.
"No! You only have two bones. What are you afraid of? You don't dare to take off your pants!? Will you die if you take off your pants?"
Grandma was shocked and angry when she heard this.
"Ah, ah, ah! I'm so desperate! Do you really have thoughts about me, grandma? All I have left is a pile of bones! Do you want to see the bones too?!"
Luo Yan: "..."
He found that this kind of thing cannot be explained, otherwise the description will become darker and darker.
When he noticed that Piao Piao was eavesdropping with his ears raised and a look of shock on his face, Luo Yan shouted in shame: