Jiang Fang was also a little shocked. This was a real trouble for Lan Yan. He could kill people with his face.
He grabbed Duan Jiu's hair and rubbed it, covering the face that could be used as a murder weapon again.
Then I quickly went to see those who fainted. It would be troublesome if they had heart disease.
If something really happened, and the cause of death was being raped by a man, is that ridiculous?
Jiang Fang gave the women a brief check-up and found that none of them had any serious illnesses. It was simply because the male lust was so overwhelming that they couldn't bear it for a while.
"It's okay, it's okay. You can wake up by pinching someone. It's not a big problem."
He happily counted the vegetables and meat, and said with a smile: "Duan Jiu, I have long thought that you can rely on your reputation to make a living, but I didn't expect that you would eat it so quickly."
Jiang Er nodded in agreement, looking at the pile of vegetables and meat, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva. There really are free lunches in the world!
If he had a face like Duan Jiu, he could just lie down and wait for food and just open his mouth.
Duan Jiu's eyelids twitched: "Isn't it very glorious? How about you give it a try? It's a shame for men to rely on face to make a living, and women will not end well. Isn't it true that beauty is bad but Ai Chi has never heard of it?"
Jiang Fang was stunned, as if he was calmed down by Duan Jiu's preaching.
"Whether it is a lack of humanity or a loss of morality, a rich man who eats delicacies from the mountains and seas every day actually tells the hungry people in Africa that it is not good to be full, because it makes them uncomfortable."
The weapon spirit quickly put out the fire: "Although, but, it makes sense, yes! Master, I don't think he meant to laugh at you. Look at that little expression, how serious it is."
"I don't care if he means that, as long as it makes me uncomfortable!"
"But you've never been shy before..."
"One moment and another, now I have no face. What's the difference between him telling me not to rely on my face and reminding me that I'm ugly and not relying on my face?"
Jiang Fang picked up a piece of bacon ribs and cracked it across the head a few times, knocking Duan Jiu unconscious.
"I compliment you sincerely, and you still come to humiliate me?!"
Luo Huiniang and others were a little unable to react to Jiang Fang's sudden outburst. Duan Jiu didn't seem to mean to humiliate, right?
However, what Ah Fang says is true! Everything Ah Fang says is right!
Mother-in-law: "Son-in-law, this is your fault. Why are you irritating Ah Fang so much?"
Sister-in-law: "Second brother-in-law, quickly apologize to my second sister and remember not to do it again in the future!"
Ex-father-in-law: "You clearly know that Ah Fang cares about this the most, so why don't you open the pot and pick up the pot!"
The former second uncle: "We, Ah Fang, have lived a very difficult life since we were young because of our unique uniqueness..."
Duan Jiu was beaten a few times and was still very angry at first. After hearing these accusations and looking at Jiang Fang who looked gloomy, he couldn't help but feel a little shaken.
After all, the dominatrix has such a dignified appearance that he has been anxious about his appearance since he was a child. His words are indeed condescending as "why not eat minced meat".
Jiang Fang frowned and said sadly: "Do I have to make a living by relying on my face? Do I have a choice?!"
Duan Jiu pursed her thin lips slightly, forget it, if you don't care about the ugly woman, she is still an ugly woman destined to die miserably in his hands.
"sorry……"
"Unlike you, I can rely on my face to make a living and kill people with my face!" Jiang Fang tugged at the hem of his clothes and lamented: "I have no choice! I can only rely on my strength! I only have my strength!"
Luo Huiniang and others said in unison: "A Fang is right!"
It's obvious that he is a crazy fan.
Duan Jiu: "..."
Tired every day.
At this time, the husband-in-law of a star-chasing girl walked over, supporting the lady who was swaying around in confusion and her eyes were dull.
He looked at Duan Jiu, full of grief and anger: "Okay, let me tell you why my mother-in-law has been so critical of me these past two days!"
This will solve the case!
Jiang Fang looked at the mournful face and remained silent.
Not only is it not the same painting style, it is simply not the same dimension.
In fact, he looks like an ordinary man, with ordinary facial features, rough skin from years of hard work, and a thick and stocky figure. You can see him everywhere in the village.
It's okay not to compare, but once there is comparison, you can imagine.
Duan Jiu's face was astonishing even to Jiang Fang, who has seen countless beautiful men in modern times. In this poor village, it was equivalent to a nuclear bomb, which would directly blow up the whole face.
"Brother, there's nothing we can do about the looks given by our parents, right?"
The sourness in the rough man's heart was overwhelming, tears burst out of his eyes, and he even swallowed and asked a question that shocked his soul.
"They both have two eyes, one nose and one mouth. How are they so different?"
What could Jiang Fang say? He could only console him dryly: "Stop crying."
I started crying and looked even worse.
In modern times, it can be recommended that he undergo plastic surgery, but plastic surgery also depends on his foundation. Just the head circumference of this big brother...
Jiang Fang has no doubt that the plastic surgeon will ask him to put his head into a pencil sharpener and turn it around a few times before taking it out.
"I thought she found out that I was saving my private money..." The rough man blew his nose and cried: "I handed over all the private money that I finally saved! You little pretty boy! Harm me!
Losing money, woo woo…”
Jiang Fang had an idea: "If you run out of money, just make more money! Now is an opportunity for you to make extra money!"
"What?"
"We moved to a courtyard house and need help cleaning..."
"Farewell!"
Before Jiang Fang had time to say, "The wages are negotiable," the rough man had already turned around and walked away with his wife in his arms.
After shouting a few more words, the noisy crowd suddenly turned into birds and beasts and dispersed, even if they gave money, they couldn't keep them.
Even the star-chasing girls who woke up from the crowd quickly disappeared without a trace.
Jiang Fang looked at Duan Jiu a little depressed, his face full of disgust: "Your face is not that useful, you can't even recruit a cleaner."
Jiang Er plucked up the courage and volunteered: "Ah Fang, I can help with cleaning!"
He is also afraid of haunted houses, but when he bets on the dominatrix, he must show it and let her see his sincerity!
Besides, there should be nothing wrong with so many people in broad daylight, right?
Jiang Fang wondered: "Do you think I will let you go?"
Jiang Er felt sad and happy at the same time. He was happy that Jiang Fang could use him, but sad that he was just a slave.
The owner of the donkey cart almost couldn't hold back his laughter and shrank his neck, fearing that the female bully would target him.
The group of people followed the donkey cart and continued to the courtyard.
There was a familiar figure walking towards me with heavy steps.
I obviously just saw him yesterday, but looking at him now, he has lost weight inexplicably.
Except for the face.
Jiang Jiabao got off the donkey cart at the entrance of the village and walked slowly with his head down, delaying his return home.
However, things in the world are unpredictable, and whatever you fear will come to you.
"Baby~"
Jiang Jiabao was startled, looked up, and came face to face with Jiang Fang.
The nightmare reappeared so quickly!
He was so frightened that he wanted to run away, but the monk could not escape from the temple.
And my legs are shaking so much that I can’t even run!
Jiang Jiabao stood there and held back his tears with all his strength.
For the first time in my life, I greeted politely, my voice was shaking: "Second sister, uncle, aunt, little sister... dad..."
Jiang Fang showed a kind smile, and in Jiang Jiabao's eyes, he was just a wolf grandma who wanted to kill Little Blue Riding Hood.
"Baby, second sister will take you to a fun place."