He immediately asked Jiang Er for help with his eyes. It would take a thousand days for him, but a moment for his father.
However, father's love is like a mountain and remains motionless.
Jiang Er's eyes wandered, but he didn't dare to meet Jiang Jiabao.
He also felt sorry for Jiabao, who was the little bully in the village. Under Jiang Fang's power, he had lost the vitality he deserved for his age, like a quail.
There is no other way. We must recognize the reality. With a tyrant like Jiang Fang around us, we can only live in peace.
"I, my mother has a strange disease..." Jiang Jiabao expelled Jiang Er as his father in his heart, and saved himself with tears: "I want to go home early to see her..."
"Don't worry, your mother is lying down at home." Of course, Jiang Fang did not accept rejection and easily turned Jiang Jiabao's still fat body in another direction.
Jiang Jiabao could only follow everyone and move to his father's side without leaving a trace. He was afraid that Jiang Fang would hear what he wanted to say, so he silently expressed his resentment.
Jiang Er comforted his son in a low voice: "Actually, your second sister is not that scary, just go along with it."
Jiang Jiabao's despair gained another layer.
This father has been defeated by the dominatrix and has no hope.
Unable to bear it, he said with contempt: "You are so spineless! You are a man..."
Jiang Jiabao was also afraid of being beaten by the dominatrix, but he couldn't do anything to please him so shamelessly.
At least he will fight to the death, manly dignity is precious!
Jiang Er went back with disdain: "Can one's backbone be used as food?"
Jiang Jiabao rolled his eyes, people who have never read the books of sages are so shameless.
There is gold under a man's knees. Normal people know that men cannot kneel down at will. After hearing this, his father must have knelt down to look for the money.
I don’t know how such a father could give birth to a son like him. It’s like smoke is rising from the ancestral grave.
"Where on earth are we going?"
Jiang Jiabao's fear has been put down. With everyone together, the dominatrix won't go too far in playing with him.
Jiang Er: "Move."
"Where to move?"
"You'll know when you get there." Jiang Er said with a hint of pity that he would be less afraid if he said it later.
This is also father’s love!
Seeing the haunted house getting closer and closer, the atmosphere gradually became stagnant.
"You can eat these vegetables and meat for several days. It's a good start." Jiang Fang encouraged: "Everyone, cheer up!"
The owner of the donkey cart trembled, fearing that they would collectively burp before they finished eating.
Jiang Jiabao looked in this direction, and if he walked further, he would see...
His face turned pale, his teeth were trembling, and he asked his father: "Move to the haunted house?"
Jiang Er nodded and encouraged: "Son, you are a man, hold on tight."
Jiang Jiabao turned his head stiffly and saw Miss Jiang who was jumping up and down all the way. Why was she still smiling so happily?
Oh, Jiang Xiaomei has been ordered to do work by her grandma since she was a child. She has never gone out to have fun and has no idea what a haunted house is.
And he is naughty. He has been to every place in Langtou Village and has long known the terrifying legends of haunted houses!
"Dad, I won't go, I'm afraid..."
Jiang Er reassured: "It's broad daylight, there are so many people here, what are we afraid of?"
Jiang Jiabao's legs began to tremble uncontrollably, his mouth was trembling, and his upper and lower teeth were chattering.
"I don't want to die..."
This is not a recurrence of the nightmare, but an upgrade of the nightmare!
"Jiang Jiabao!"
Being tapped on the shoulder, he turned around subconsciously and was met with a grimace.
Jiang Xiaomei pulled up her eyelids to reveal the whites of her eyes, stuck out her tongue, and deliberately screamed: "The ghost is coming!"
Jiang Jiabao shook hard and felt heat in his crotch.
"Ah! Jiang Jiabao, are you ashamed? How old is he to wet his pants?"
Everyone's eyes came over and saw a suspicious light yellow water stain at Jiang Jiabao's feet, still dripping.
Jiang Jiabao's face turned red and white, and he wanted to crawl into the cracks in the ground.
Damn Miss Jiang, with the backing of a dominatrix, her wings are strong!
But he felt strangely relieved, surely he wouldn't have to go to the haunted house, right? Jiang Fang wasn't that crazy, was he?
Jiang Er covered his face. Is he so cowardly?
"Ah Fang, let Jiabao go back and let the second uncle do more work."
Jiang Fang twitched the corner of his mouth and showed mercy: "Go back."
Jiang Jiabao felt like he was being pardoned. He covered his buttocks and rolled away, his dignity scattered on the ground.
Looking at his trembling fat, Jiang Fang, based on his professional knowledge and a benevolent heart as a doctor, refused to vomit and said: "Let the baby eat less. He is about to reach puberty. If he continues to be so fat..."
Jiang Er was not ashamed to ask: "What is puberty?"
"Puberty is a critical period for the development of chickens. As the saying goes, 'men are fat and short,' it means literally, you know."
"Ah? Oh! That's it..."
Duan Jiu didn't think Jiang Fang had such good intentions and cared about Jiang Jiabao's health. He must have come up with some new way to play with that damn fat man.
As I listened, I almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
Jiang Er also listened, frowning with a solemn expression: "Jia Bao is so fat, the situation is very serious!"
I don't think there's anything wrong with discussing this with my niece at all.
Duan Jiu frowned: "This is still not suitable to discuss with my niece."
Jiang Er thought to himself that he no longer regarded Jiang Fang as a woman.
Just kidding, if you can pick up a grown man and whip him, is that a woman?!
"I will listen to whatever Ah Fang says. I believe Ah Fang will not harm the family treasure."
The main reason is that Jiang Er remembered that he overheard a few turtles chatting and laughing at Fatty's stuff.
The haunted house is very close, and the owner of the donkey cart refuses to go in, nor does he let the donkey cart go in.
Duan Jiu breathed a sigh of relief and changed the topic.
"We won't charge the fare. I'll give you another five cents, okay? Just let me and my donkey go!"
The donkey didn't know what the owner was doing, so he smiled at Jiang Fang and bared his big yellow teeth.
Jiang Fang smiled: "In your eyes, I seem to be another Cai Bapi."
"No, no, I didn't mean that!"
"The fare is still paid, and you don't need to pay for it. Could you please help me borrow some pots and pans?"
"Okay!"
He drove the donkey cart away quickly, fearing that Jiang Fang would regret it.
At this moment, Miss Jiang curiously asked: "Second sister, men are fat and short, but what makes women fat?"
Jiang Fang laughed and wanted to popularize science: "Women are fat and deep..."
Duan Jiu roared with red face: "If you don't leave quickly, the sun will set!"
Jiang Fang started to take the vegetables and meat in his hand, smiling: "Do you understand?"
"Female gangster!" He really didn't want to understand!
Duan Jiu angrily grabbed his baggage and walked towards the courtyard.