Chapter 3 The iron mouth is broken, and the secret is calculated.
Liu Banxian didn't know that he had been tampered with his back, and laughed: "I, Liu Banxian, have been traversing the world all my life, and have made up my mind to figure out the secrets. When will you tell me fortunes? Boy, if you can't figure it out correctly, you should be how?"
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded: "If I can't calculate accurately, I'll give you a hundred dollars!"
"Okay, a gentleman's word is as good as a horse!" Liu Banxian was overjoyed.
Zhang Zhenfeng smiled and silently recited the secret mantra to activate the fire talisman.
Silently, flames emerged from Liu Banxian's back.
"Oh, why is the back so hot?" Liu Banxian's reaction arc was too long. After a while, he noticed the burning pain in his back. He jumped up, took off his clothes in a hurry, shouted: "Damn, who the hell is throwing the cigarette to the end Is it on me? Put out the fire, help me!"
Hurry!
The pedicure master at the stall next door was an enthusiastic person. When he saw a fire behind Liu Banxian, he didn't even think about it, he unscrewed the thermos cup and poured a cup of hot water on it!
"Oh, it's so hot... Damn, damn!" Liu Banxian shivered even more, rolled all over the ground, and cursed: "Who is so immoral, splashing me with boiling water?"
Zhang Zhenfeng looked calm and smiled, "Liu Banxian, I just said that you have a double disaster of water and fire. Do you believe it now?"
Liu Banxian beat two more times, stood up with a humming look on his face, touching his back with his back hand to check his injuries.
Zhang Zhenfeng stepped forward to help, took off his coat, glanced at him and said, "Oh no, a large piece of his back has peeled off. If he doesn't do it, he will get infected and inflamed, and he will die. By the way, there is a dog skin plaster on the other end of the Tianqiao. , specializes in treating bruises, five tuberculosis and seven injuries, gunshot wounds, knife wounds, burns and scalds, hurry up and get some medicine to wipe it!”
Liu Banxian believed it, but he was embarrassed: "But what should I do with my divination stall?"
"Don't worry, I'll help you look at the divination stall." Zhang Zhenfeng was enthusiastic.
Liu Banxian thanked him, threw down his melon-skin hat and sunglasses, and flew away.
A blind man can actually run so fast!
Zhang Zhenfeng occupied the magpie's nest, sat down on the stool, put on sunglasses, buckled the melon-skin hat on his head, and shouted with a loud voice:
"Don't miss it when you pass by. Fortune telling is a fortune-telling. If you can see it accurately, you will only have ten yuan, but if you can't see it accurately, you will be compensated 1,000 yuan! As long as your birth date and horoscope are reported sincerely, I will be counted on your death, and you will be counted on your life. Fortune telling is a fortune-telling, It’s not expensive to buy ten or eight yuan, and it’s not the old feudal society; it’s not buying airplanes and cannons, and you have to report when you go home… Hey, beauties, do you see your face?”
If you don’t know what you want, you will lose 1,000 yuan. This ad slogan is so tempting!
Soon, three or five people gathered in front of the hexagram stall.
A middle-aged man spoke: "Hey, I can't see it, I really will pay a thousand yuan?"
"It's okay to be a child, it's like a false one!"
"Okay, I'll try it!" The middle-aged man threw down ten dollars and smiled treacherously: "Brother, see how many of my brothers and sisters are there?"
Zhang Zhenfeng glanced over and said, "If I say eight brothers and sisters, you will definitely say nine, and it will inevitably be arguing about it at that time. Why not do this? You and I will write down a number in the palm of our hands and verify the photos in public."
The onlookers immediately agreed: "Yes, yes, yes, that's the best!"
The middle-aged man nodded, turned his back and wrote a word in his palm with a pen.
Zhang Zhenfeng also wrote the numbers in his palm and waited for the other party with a smile.
The middle-aged man opened his hands and the palm of his palm was the word "three".
Zhang Zhenfeng showed his palm, and it was also a 'three'!
The onlookers exclaimed: "This half-immortal is indeed capable!"
"Take a trick, thank you for your praise!" Zhang Zhenfeng clasped his fists around him.
The head is the king of the bones, and the face is the spirit of various tribes. The face of a person contains a lot of information. The "Parent Palace" reflects the situation of his parents, and the "Brother Palace" records the information of brothers and sisters.
A master of physiognomy is like a password deciphering expert who reads customer information based on the password on the facial surface.
As a generation of celestial masters, Zhang Zhenfeng is a fortune teller for ordinary people. It is like a college student doing math problems in the first grade of elementary school, and it is completely no difficulty!
The middle-aged man lost ten yuan and left in shame.
Among the spectators, a beautiful woman sneered slightly and said, "I'm afraid the man just now is asking me? The fortune teller, do you dare to make a bet with me?"
Zhang Zhenfeng laughed: "I only read fortune tellers, not bets."
The beauty took out a big red wedding invitation from her backpack, held it in her hand, and sneered: "My wedding date has been settled, so I will write it on the wedding invitation. Do you calculate it for me, which day is my wedding date? If you can calculate it, I will give it to you.
One thousand dollars!”
More spectators around.
"One thousand dollars? Ouch, thank you for the beauty!" Zhang Zhenfeng looked overjoyed and raised his hand and said, "Please report your birth date."
Such a stupid customer who has a lot of money is hard to come by!
The beauty nodded and reported her date of birth.
Zhang Zhenfeng calculated his fingers and opened his mouth and said, "Based on the birth date and eight characters, the day of the Gengzi of Renyin year, the red phoenix star moves, and the fortune shines into the husband and wife palace, and you should have a marriage move. That is to say, your wedding date
, it should be on the 22nd of this month, the 24th day of the sixth lunar month!"
The beauty was shocked and speechless.
The onlookers cheered: "Beauty, don't be damned if you lose, open the wedding invitation and take a look!"
The beauty woke up, smiled awkwardly, opened the wedding invitation and said, "This master... said very accurately. I am willing to accept the loss and give me a thousand dollars..."
The date written on the wedding invitation is indeed not bad at all!
"Thank you for your support, welcome to come again." Zhang Zhenfeng held up a thousand dollars, smiling so hard that his face was full of chrysanthemums bloomed.
It seems that with your own skills, raising a wife is no problem. If you work harder, you will definitely be able to raise Xia Xueying to be white and fat, just like Maitreya Buddha!
The onlookers around were impressed by Zhang Zhenfeng's magical calculating technique and paid for the hexagram.
Zhang Zhenfeng was calm and told the story, saying that wealth and honor were roaring in the wind and thunder, and talking about good and bad luck, and hiding stars in the belly. Judging wealth and honor, judgement of humbleness and fortune, there is no difference between good and bad fortune; counting innate, acquired, and poverty is accurate!
Although it only costs ten yuan to tell fortunes when you look at the face and fortune, when the problem is calculated, the customer will increase the money and seek the method of breaking the money.
In less than an hour, Zhang Zhenfeng received seven or eight customers and received three thousand yuan.
"Master, great immortal, you are really the ancestor Mayi who came down to earth!" Liu Banxian squeezed in from outside the crowd, knelt in front of Zhang Zhenfeng with a thud, and kowtowed like pounding garlic: "I am not talented, I am willing to worship you as my teacher, let me be at my back, let me be at my back,
Drive!"
Just now, Zhang Zhenfeng was telling fortunes and seeing people, and Liu Banxian was eavesdropping outside the crowd.
Seeing Zhang Zhenfeng’s iron mouth breaking and no mistakes, Liu Banxian realized that he had met a real master. He was very excited and immediately kowtowed to become a disciple!
Seeing that it was not too early and that the money had been almost done, Zhang Zhenfeng nodded, pulled Liu Banxian's collar and got off the overpass.
When he walked to a remote place, Zhang Zhenfeng stared at Liu Banxian: "Old blind man, do you really want to become a disciple?"
"Of course, if you can learn half of your master's skills, I, Liu Banxian... No, no, I, Blind Liu, can be in the world!" Liu Banxian was very excited and wanted to kneel down again.
"Wait!" Zhang Zhenfeng snorted, grabbed Liu Banxian's beard on his chin, and pulled it hard.
Swish-!
Liu Banxian's entire face was actually pulled off.
"Oh, it hurts, it hurts!" Liu Banxian shivered in pain, rolled his eyes and rubbed his face and said, "Master, slow down, it hurts!"
Zhang Zhenfeng looked at the mask in his hand and sneered: "Bastard, you worship me as your teacher, but you didn't show your true face. Do you believe it or not, I will kill you a villain and clean up the portal now?"
When Zhang Zhenfeng first saw Liu Banxian, he knew that this guy was wearing a mask.
Moreover, the blind man pretended to be.
Liu Banxian grinned, rubbed contact lenses from his eyes, nodded and bowed: "Master's eyes were like lightning, and it was indeed the ancestor Ma Yi who came down to earth..."
Modern technology is developed, and there are contact lenses that are specifically designed to be blind. After wearing them, they can be almost real.
Liu Banxian, who showed his true face, was a man in his forties. He had a thin face, triangular eyes, a slightly raised eyebrows, and a cheek without four taels of flesh. He looked like a treacherous look!
Zhang Zhenfeng kicked over and cursed: "You guys don't have the ability to look at photos, but there are quite a few despicable means of robbers and dogs."
Liu Banxian chuckled: "When doing business, of course you have to be a good person. How can you not dress up? Master, don't be angry. I will live in the alley in front. Come with me and have a cup of tea first."
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded and asked Liu Banxian to lead the way.
Deep in the alley turning in the curve is a messy house.
Liu Banxian rented a single room here, about ten square meters.
Zhang Zhenfeng came in and saw that hey, this grandson has a lot of props!
On the wall at the head of the bed was a monk's robe, and on the other side was a Taoist robe. On the table were Buddhist wooden fish and sticks, Taoist yin and yang bells, peach wood swords, Tianpeng rulers, and ghost sticks.
There are also several masks that are really good!
Obviously, this guy is not only Liu Banxian, but may also pretend to be a master and Taoist priest, and make a fool of himself on the overpass to make a living.
Liu Banxian gave Zhang Zhenfeng tea, pointed to the props and said, "Master, business is too difficult. Although I have a good tongue, I don't have real skills. Some customers have been cheated of money and are asking me for trouble, so...
...I had to play a few more identities, wearing a cassock, and wearing a Taoist robe, and being an old Taoist robe, can be regarded as a cunning rabbit with three holes."
Zhang Zhenfeng thought about it, put away two pairs of masks and said:
"Since you have become my teacher, I will teach you some real skills. Let's start with the lower level and teach you the sixty-four iron laws of face."
"First, those with nasolabial folds will starve to death; second, men with big eyes will be afraid of their wives; third, a line on the bridge of the nose, and children will not meet, they will be destined to be a bachelor for life; fourth, Yintang’s nose tip, three
Those who are blackened will die suddenly within three months..."
Liu Banxian was in a state of great excitement and hurriedly took out the paper and pen and recorded it one by one.
It was gradually dusk. After Zhang Zhenfeng finished talking about the sixty-four iron laws of physiognomy, he waved his hand and said, "I'll go back first, you guys will continue to set up a stall on the overpass. I'll teach you when I have time."
Liu Banxian knelt down and thanked him: "Thank you, Master, for giving me all my gifts. My disciple will never forget my great kindness. By the way, Master, I haven't told you my real name yet. My surname is Liu, and my name is..."
"Liu Baogui, this year's forty-one, was born on July 5th, right!" Zhang Zhenfeng said.
Liu Banxian was stunned and even provoked: "Master, divine calculation, even my name can be calculated!"
"Go to your uncle, your ID card is on the table. Master is not blind."
"Uh..." Liu Banxian's face twitched.
In Renyi Villa, four security guards were in a hurry and searched for them.
The foolish young master Zhang Zhenfeng disappeared, leaving the four security guards unattached.
If the Zhang family knew about this, they would be in trouble.
There are two other nannies who have prepared dinner and delivered it to Xia Xueying's bedroom.
Xia Xueying had no intention of eating, and was wearing a veil and sitting at the table in a daze.
She also knew that the fool was missing and felt a little disappointed. Compared to Zhang Zhenhai, who was inferior to the beast, Xia Xueying felt that the fool was at least one person!
There is also a large scar on my forehead, why did it suddenly shrink and run over my head?
Xia Xueying has been thinking about this question for a day, but she has not figured it out.
"I'm back!"
In front of the door, Zhang Zhenfeng suddenly appeared, holding some vegetables and pork in his hand.
"Fool……"
Xia Xueying shook her body and opened her mouth, "Where did you go in the afternoon?"