Zhang Zhenfeng shook the convenience bag in his hand and smiled: "I went to the Heavenly Court and borrowed some vegetables from the Jade Emperor's vegetable garden. I came back to cook for you."
Xia Xueying: “…”
The Jade Emperor also has a vegetable garden? Do you use a golden shoulder pole to carry water to water the garden?
Zhang Zhenfeng was serious and pointed to the food on the table and said, "Don't eat these mortal things. Wait, I'll go cook."
Xia Xueying was defeated again.
I thought Zhang Zhenfeng was just a fool, but unexpectedly, he was still a lunatic.
Zhang Zhenfeng entered the kitchen, selected vegetables and washed vegetables, cut meat and put them in the pot, and waved the spatula so hard that it was full of wind. In a short time, he made a plate of minced meat, eggplant, and shredded potatoes and meat, and carried it into the bedroom with a food box.
Xia Xueying was sitting withered, and suddenly she smelled a tempting fragrance that penetrated her internal organs. She suddenly moved her index finger and felt hungry!
"It's time to eat."
Zhang Zhenfeng clothed vegetables and took a pair of chopsticks and handed them to Xia Xueying.
Can you eat the dish made by a fool?
Xia Xueying didn't dare to put chopsticks, but the dish was so tempting and the taste was excellent!
After hesitating for a long time, Xia Xueying finally picked up a piece of shredded meat, put it in her mouth, and chewed it slowly.
wonderful.
The unspeakable pleasure spreads from the tongue and spreads all over the body!
Extreme enjoyment!
Xia Xueying almost screamed!
Since childhood, Xia Xueying has certainly eaten a lot of meat, but she has never eaten such wonderful and delicious shredded pork!
How could there be such delicious dishes in the world?
Zhang Zhenfeng looked at Xia Xueying's face and smiled and said, "Is that okay?"
"It's okay, it's okay... no, it's very good." Xia Xueying restrained her excitement, ate two more bites of the dish, and asked, "Idiot, what kind of meat is this?"
"Dragon meat." Zhang Zhenfeng said seriously: "I slaughtered a dragon in the Jade Emperor's Dragon Raising Pool and brought some dragon meat for you to taste."
"..." Xia Xueying was speechless again and lowered her head to eat the food.
No matter what meat is, it tastes so delicious, eat it first.
Zhang Zhenfeng accompanied him to eat a little, put down his chopsticks and said, "I will cook for you every night from now on."
"Every night?" Xia Xueying was a little moved.
"Yes, every night." Zhang Zhenfeng grinned and said, "But you have to listen to me in the future..."
"roll!"
Seeing the treacherous smile on Zhang Zhenfeng's face, Xia Xueying felt excited.
This guy is not stupid. He actually knows how to use food to deceive himself and proposes some exchanges!
Zhang Zhenfeng shrugged, took a shower, and went to the pavilion in the backyard. He saw that there was no one in front and behind. He climbed along the pillar to the top of the pavilion and meditated cross-legged.
Zhang Zhenfeng bought a set of silver needles for acupuncture this afternoon, and replaced the remaining one with a handful of ginseng beards and placed in front of him.
call……
Zhang Zhen adjusted his breathing evenly and began to practice.
Gradually, a cloud of fog condensed in front of the body, wrapping up the roots of ginseng.
Then, the mist entered Zhang Zhenfeng's mouth one by one and wandered inside his body.
After three incense sticks, Zhang Zhenfeng's practice ended, his meridians were unblocked, and his spirit was refreshed. With such a foundation, it would be no problem to deal with three or five ordinary people!
That handful of ginseng roots has turned into powder and drifted with the wind.
Under the pavilion, people suddenly heard the sound of voices.
It was the two security guards guarding the front door.
The fat man said, "It's really a weird thing. Why did we suddenly fall asleep in the afternoon and let this fool run away?"
Those who have been obsessed with the Five Ghosts will forget the scene at that time. Therefore, the two security guards no longer remember counting their fingers.
The thin man said, "Fortunately, this fool, Young Master Dog ran out and knew he would come back. Otherwise, you and I wouldn't be able to eat and leave."
The fat man suddenly smiled and whispered: "Do you know why the fool came back? I guess, he tasted the sweetness of Xia Xueying last night, so he couldn't bear to leave, hehe..."
The thin man also became obscene and said, "If it were me, I wouldn't be able to bear it. Xia Xueying is now an ugly monster, but she has such a good figure, which makes people bleeding from the nose. Once the light is turned off, it's not the same in the quilt?"
Zhang Zhenfeng could hear it clearly on the top of the pavilion, and was furious, and fell gently to the ground, standing behind the two security guards, and smiled.
"Oh, damn..."
The two security guards thought they were haunted and were startled. When they turned around and saw Zhang Zhenfeng, they couldn't help but stared at him and cursed: "You fool, young master, why are you hiding behind your back and giggling? You almost scared you to death!"
"Hello, uncle."
Zhang Zhenfeng's face was as old as before, but his actions were like lightning. Two silver needles were stabbed on the trembling center acupoints on the two security guards' chests!
Gudong!
The two security guards felt that they had been hit by a huge rock in their chest, and they groaned and fell to the ground on their backs.
Zhang Zhenfeng put a few silver needles in a row, controlled the eight extraordinary meridians of the two security guards, and smiled and said, "Master, are you comfortable serving you?"
The two security guards felt that the meridians were entangled together, and it seemed as if ten thousand ants were biting on their bodies. They were in pain, sweating profusely, and trembling: "Young Master...you, you, you..."
"What are you, you, me, I? If you want your own life, come with me!"
Zhang Zhenfeng snorted, walked towards the security gatehouse in front with his hands behind his back.
The two security guards were in a state of great pain and had to grit their teeth and climb step by step, following Zhang Zhenfeng. It would be impossible not to climb, and they couldn't stand up!
It took a long time before the two security guards climbed into the door room, their faces were pale, their eyes were bloodshot, and their clothes were sweating all over their bodies.
Zhang Zhenfeng closed the door, sat down and looked at the two security guards, and smiled and said, "Two uncles, why don't you scold me, the fool, Master Dog? Keep scolding!"
The fat man tried his best to kowtow and begged: "Young Master... I was wrong, please... kill me!"
The thin man finally understood something, and kowtowed to see blood: "Young master, we deserve to die, we are not as good as pigs and dogs... You are not fools, we are... We are willing to be a dog for you, please spare me
us……"
"Dog?" Zhang Zhenfeng sneered, glanced around, found a bottle of yogurt from the small refrigerator in the corner of the house, splashed it on the ground, and shouted: "You two, lick the yogurt on the ground, and I will spare you!"
"Yes, yes, we... obey the order."
The two security guards looked at each other, crawled on the ground, sticking out their tongues...
Five minutes later, Zhang Zhenfeng pulled out the silver needles from the two security guards and said coldly: "I spare you this time. If you want to survive, you are not allowed to mention the matter tonight. Otherwise, I will tell you that life is worse than death!
”
Two security guards lay on the ground like dead snakes and kowtowed repeatedly: "Master, we will be one of your dogs in the future. We will do whatever you tell us to do!"
Zhang Zhenfeng snorted and left.
In the wedding room, Xia Xueying locked the door and sat on the sofa with sorrow.
On the top of my head, the red spots as big as eggs were painful and itchy at this moment, and kept beating.
Twist!
A knock on the door came.
Xia Xueying didn't dare to open the door, and was frightened. She asked through the door with a pretentious attitude: "What are you doing?"
"It's me."
Zhang Zhenfeng continued to knock on the door and hummed: "Be good, bride, open the door..."
"What are you, you, what are you doing?"
Xia Xueying was very disappointed and found scissors to hold them in her hand.
This fool actually sang children's songs for himself.
Can you sing the door open by singing children's songs?
So stupid!
After a moment of silence outside the door, he suddenly said, "Is it painful and itchy on the top of your head now?"
Xia Xueying was shocked and blurted out: "Silly, how did you... know?"
Zhang Zhenfeng laughed outside the door: "If you open the door, I will tell you how you know."
Xia Xueying hesitated for a minute, hid her scissors under her pillow, and opened the door.
Zhang Zhenfeng walked into the bedroom and looked at Xia Xueying without saying a word.
Xia Xueying took a step back and stuttered: "Idiot, you haven't told me yet, how do you know that the pain and itchyness on my head?"
"I am a Tianshi, I will know with my fingers."
Another Tianshi?
Xia Xueying wanted to cry, but suddenly had an idea and asked, "Silly, you are a celestial master. Can you find a way to...relieve it from me?"
Zhang Zhenfeng smiled wickedly: "Of course it's OK. Take off your clothes and I'll help you."
"Take off your clothes?"
Xia Xueying became alert, hugged her chest and legs, and took two steps back.
Zhang Zhenfeng laughed: "You are my wife, I am your husband, what are you afraid of taking off your clothes?"
This is very reasonable and Xia Xueying cannot refute it.
After thinking about it, Xia Xueying decided to play with this fool and asked, "Fool, after I took off my clothes, how do you plan to help me?"
I can't beat this fool, but with my IQ, I shouldn't be afraid of him!
Zhang Zhenfeng raised a finger: "I have a needle that can help you relieve itching."
"A needle?" Xia Xueying frowned.
"Yes, a needle." Zhang Zhenfeng's fingers shaking in front of his eyes and said, "This needle is in my hand. Have you seen it?"
"I'll take a look..."
Xia Xueying believed it and looked at it with wide eyes.
However, when facing Zhang Zhenfeng's gaze, Xia Xueying could no longer move her eyes and fell on the bed.
Xia Xueying couldn't stand the Five Ghosts' minds at all!
"Oh, I know you're embarrassed to take off your clothes, so I'll do it."
Zhang Zhenfeng sighed, put Xia Xueying on the bed, took off her clothes, took out the silver needle, and began to treat the disease.
Last night, Zhang Zhenfeng also treated Xia Xueying in this way.
There was no silver needle at that time. Zhang Zhenfeng used copper wires in the wire to clear the meridians throughout the body for Xia Xueying, pierced the red scars, squeezed out most of the poisonous blood, and pulled the lesion, which transferred to the hair clump on the top of his head.
It sounds simple, but Zhang Zhenfeng struggled for the middle of the night.
Now that with the silver needle, Zhang Zhenfeng himself also has some vitality foundation, which is much more convenient.
Two hours later, Zhang Zhenfeng finished his treatment and looked at Xia Xueying, who was as white as jade on the bed, and remained silent.
This treatment has reduced the gongsha sand to the size of soybeans, hidden in the hair and does not affect the appearance at all.
However, Zhang Zhenfeng also discovered that Xia Xueying's gongsha was very strange, like a fetus, parasitized in the mother's body, extremely tenacious!
If you want to completely eliminate it, with Zhang Zhenfeng's current skills, I'm afraid...
After thinking for a long time, Zhang Zhenfeng had no choice but to pull over the thin quilt and cover Xia Xueying's body, lying on the side, lying in conjunction with her clothes.
It's late at night and people are quiet.
Xia Xueying woke up and heard the breathing beside her. She was shocked, and hurriedly sat up and turned on the bedside lamp.
"Bastard, I'll kill you-!"
I found that I had no clothes on my body, and the fool Zhang Zhenfeng was lying beside me. Xia Xueying collapsed again and didn't wear clothes. She took the scissors from under the pillow and stabbed Zhang Zhenfeng's throat!
This kind of anger is not only because I was insulted, but also because I actually said a fool!
This is not only a physical injury, but also an insult to IQ!
The scissors were pierced, but they stopped in Zhang Zhenfeng's throat.
Xia Xueying's hands were trembling.
Since she was young, she had never killed a chicken. Could she be a murderer today?
Besides, what did the fool do wrong? Should he really die?
A husband and wife have a good reputation, and she is his wife!
After thinking about it, Xia Xueying couldn't do it, but she couldn't let it go. She suddenly turned her scissors back and slapped her handle hard on the fool's forehead!
Dong!
"ah--!"
Zhang Zhenfeng sat up with a wail, covered his forehead and shouted: "Xia Xueying, you are murdering your husband!"