Xia Xueying was startled by the fool's ghost scream, pulled the quilt to protect her chest, and waved her scissors: "Silly, who asked you to go to my bed? You bastard, get out quickly! Otherwise, otherwise, I
,I, I...I cut your chick!"
I remember that children are afraid of cutting chickens!
The IQ and behavior of a fool are similar to that of a child.
Therefore, Xia Xueying was quick to make a fool of herself to scare Zhang Zhenfeng.
"Cut my chicken?" Zhang Zhenfeng covered his forehead, laughing and crying: "Then why did you smash my head? My chicken is not on the head!?"
"puff!"
Xia Xueying couldn't help but smiled, then she looked stern again: "If you tell me to get out, you can get out, otherwise I will really do it!"
As he said that, Xia Xueying opened and closed the scissors and gestured to Zhang Zhenfeng's abdomen.
"Okay, no, I'll go." Zhang Zhenfeng sighed, got out of bed, and lay down on the sofa.
Xia Xueying then breathed a sigh of relief and lifted the quilt upwards.
Zhang Zhenfeng was very worried and continued to sleep.
Xia Xueying hesitated for a moment and said, "Silly, what did you... do to me just now?"
Zhang Zhenfeng opened his eyes and said angrily: "What have you done, you will know by touching yourself."
"touch?"
Xia Xueying frowned and reached out to check her key parts.
"Hey, I'll let you touch the top of your head, what are you touching?" Zhang Zhenfeng rolled his eyes.
He also said that I was stupid, it seems that this young lady is stupider than me!
"On the head?" Xia Xueying was stunned, then she remembered the scar on her head, which seemed to be no longer itchy!
I reached out and touched it. There was only a bulge the size of a bean on my scalp. Apart from that, there was nothing abnormal!
Could it be that the red scar has become smaller again?
Xia Xueying was both surprised and happy. She lifted the quilt and was about to get out of bed and look in the mirror.
After lifting the quilt, I realized that there was no clothes on my body. Xia Xueying screamed again and retracted her into the quilt.
"Ah..." Zhang Zhenfeng opened his eyes and watched. When Xia Xueying got back into the quilt, she couldn't see anything. Then she deliberately covered her eyes with her hands and shouted: "Xia Xueying, you are not wearing clothes, you are acting like a hooligan, so shameless...
”
"Hey hey, hey, don't scream, don't scream, I didn't mean it..." Xia Xueying was embarrassed and speechless.
Zhang Zhenfeng stopped screaming, took his hand and opened his eyes: "Forget it, forgive you this time."
Xia Xueying breathed a sigh of relief, repeatedly groped her head, and said flatteringly: "Idiot, there is a small mirror in the dresser drawer. Can you... give it to me?"
Although the scars shrank when touched with your hands, but Xia Xueying was still worried if she didn't see clearly.
Zhang Zhenfeng sat up, looking unhappy: "No! You are so bad just now, you want to cut my chick!"
Xia Xueying twitched her face and said with a smirk: "I was... kidding just now, don't be angry, okay?"
Zhang Zhenfeng puffed up his cheeks and said, "Then call me husband and I will help you."
"husband?"
Xia Xueying really couldn't call her.
"Be good, the call sounds so nice." Zhang Zhenfeng stood up lazily, found a small mirror wearing makeup, and handed it to Xia Xueying.
Xia Xueying didn't care about the fool present, took the mirror, sat on the head of the bed, and immediately looked at it.
The red scar was actually gone, and there was only a red dot the size of soybeans on the scalp!
Oh my God, what I dreamed of finally come true!
Xia Xueying looked in the mirror and cried blankly.
"Hey, cover the quilt and be careful of catching a cold and having diarrhea. You don't even wear a bellyband, that's true."
Zhang Zhenfeng said with saliva on the side.
"Oh..." Xia Xueying woke up in shock and found that the quilt on her chest slid down. Her face turned red and she hurriedly pulled it upwards!
"But, your body is really white, like tofu, tender and tender." Zhang Zhenfeng rubbed his nose.
"..." Xia Xueying was speechless.
Zhang Zhenfeng had returned to the sofa and continued to sleep.
Xia Xueying couldn't sleep, turned off the light, groped in the quilt and put on her clothes, asking, "Silly, are you asleep?"
"I'm about to fall asleep, why? Are you afraid and want me to sleep with you?"
"No!" Xia Xueying was startled and turned on the bedside lamp again. She saw Zhang Zhenfeng lying on the sofa. She felt relieved and asked hesitantly: "Idiot, the scar on my head... Did you help me get rid of it?
of?"
"Of course it's me." Zhang Zhenfeng closed his eyes, lazily.
"Is that true?" Xia Xueying couldn't believe it, and was silent for a moment, then asked again: "Then why... did you... get rid of it for me?"
Zhang Zhenfeng opened his eyes and grinned and said, "You ask this? It's very simple. I put a needle on it and slowly sucked it with my mouth, sucking all the blood inside out, and your face became beautiful.
.”
"It was sucked out with your mouth...?"
Xia Xueying became even more disgusted for a long time and continued to ask: "So why, there is still a red dot left and ran over the head?"
"I left that red dot specially. I will suck it when I grow up."
"Ah, do you still have to suck?" Xia Xueying felt a little overwhelmed and said angrily: "So fool, please listen to me, and don't touch me in the future!"
Zhang Zhenfeng nodded: "Yes, I won't touch you. However, that red dot will grow up. It will hurt and itchy at that time. Don't ask me to help you relieve itch."
"this……"
Xia Xueying pondered, suddenly her face changed, and a cold light shot out from her eyes: "Silly, tell me, are you... a fool?"
After a conversation just now, Xia Xueying was a little confused. This fool sometimes seemed not too stupid to speak!
Zhang Zhenfeng lifted his eyelids: "I told you a long time ago that I am a Tianshi, not a fool."
Xia Xueying sighed.
It seems that this fool is still a fool after all.
What is a Tianshi? I have watched too many novels and TV!
The sky is getting brighter.
Zhang Zhenfeng woke up, pinched his fingers, and muttered on the sofa, as if he was calculating something.
Xia Xueying hadn't been asleep and couldn't help asking, "Silly, what are you doing?"
"I'm a Tianshi who calculates what day it is today, whether it's a bad luck or good luck."
"Then what have you calculated?" Xia Xueying was curious.
"Well, today is the second day of June. Kuixing is in the north and the God of Joy is in the south. It is good to go out to meet and have a banquet... By the way, someone invites us to dinner today." Zhang Zhenfeng said.
"Impossible." Xia Xueying smiled bitterly and shook her head, sighing: "We are locked up here, who will treat us to a meal?"
"What if someone invites you to a meal? Do you dare to make a bet?" Zhang Zhenfeng said.
"Just bet!" Xia Xueying just didn't believe it and said, "You can gamble whatever you say!"
Zhang Zhenfeng succeeded in his treacherous plan and laughed and said, "Okay, bet. If someone invites you to dinner, you lose, just kiss me. If no one invites you to dinner, even if I lose, I kiss you."
Xia Xueying: “…”
Who said this guy was from a fool? Are fools so smart?
Eight in the morning.
Xia Xueying finished washing up, covered her face with gauze and stared blankly in front of the door.
The marquis's door is as deep as the sea, and she doesn't know whether she can escape from Renyi Villa in this life!
Doudu—!
With the sound of the whistle, four luxury cars drove into the manor.
Seeing the license plate in front, Xia Xueying couldn't help but frown.
She knew that the owner of the car was her cousin Xia Yuntong.
Xia Yuntong is 25 years old this year and is the best in the Xia family. She is beautiful and capable of doing things. She is generally favored by the family. She is currently responsible for the jewelry sales and development work in the Xia family's company and has great power.
It’s a pity that Xia Yuntong is a good girl on the surface, but behind her back she is a scheming bitch, dark and vicious.
Because she was jealous of Xia Xueying's name as the number one beauty in the southern country, Xia Yuntong has been mocking and sarcastic about Xia Xueying who was sick and disfigured in the past three years, and she wished she could step on the ground and never turn over!
The faint fragrance moves.
Xia Yuntong got out of the car, with exquisite makeup on her face, walked over in a long dress, and smiled and said, "Sister Xueying, congratulations on your marriage as a good man. Are you happy wedding?"
Xia Xueying was motionless, cold and speechless.
Xia Yuntong stepped forward and smiled and said, "Today is the third day of your marriage. According to the marriage procedure, it is the day when you and your new son-in-law return home. I will come to pick you up and go back home in person, are you happy?"
"Go back to the door?" Xia Xueying's heart sank.
Do you still need to go back to this bloody marriage? Do you need to go back to the door with yourself and the fool being imprisoned here without dignity?
"Yes, go back to the door."
Xia Yuntong smiled very happily and said, "Sister Xueying found a good husband. The Xia family has a romantic new son-in-law. Today, we have to go back to let the uncles, aunts and aunts in the family see it.
!”
"You--!" Xia Xueying was furious.
A romantic and handsome man?
Where does the fool have something to do with these eight words?
Xia Yuntong suddenly fell into Xia Xueying's ear and whispered: "Bitch, marrying you to a fool is already a good deal. It's better to look at her face than a monkey's butt. When she sleeps at night, the fool is also
Will you dislike you?"
Xia Xueying bit her lips, almost dying.
"Hahaha, someone has invited us to dinner!"
With a cheer, Zhang Zhenfeng jumped over and smiled at Xia Xueying, "Wife, I'm right. Someone invited us to have a meal and drink today. If you lose your bet, kiss me!"
Xia Xueying then remembered the bet, and her face became hot and she turned her head and said, "Silly, don't make trouble!"
Zhang Zhenfeng looked aggrieved and said angrily: "Who made a fuss? If you lose, you will have to pay the debt. I won't play with you anymore!"
Xia Yuntong looked at her side, her eyes full of surprise, and she smiled and said, "Sister Xueying, although Zhang Zhenfeng is a fool now, she used to be a playboy and was very good at playing. I guess he has many tricks and will serve you very much at night.
Is it comfortable?"
"Shameless!" Xia Xueying squeezed out two words from her teeth.
Zhang Zhenfeng came to Xia Yuntong and laughed and said, "Yes, yes, I have a lot of tricks. Beautiful sister, do you want me to serve you? I will serve you very comfortably, really."
Xia Yuntong was not angry, and giggled and shook: "Our new son-in-law of the Xia family is such a handsome man and a witty word. I like it! Get in the car quickly and go back to see it for everyone!"
The four security guards who came with the car "very politely" invited Zhang Zhenfeng and Xia Xueying into the car!
Sitting in the car, Xia Xueying was so angry that she trembled all over.
The so-called return banquet is clearly a joke about Xia Yuntong being uneasy and letting the people in the family see themselves and fools!
But I can't hide, I can only follow my mercy!
Zhang Zhenfeng sat next to Xia Xueying, held her hand and smiled slightly.
Xia Xueying subconsciously wanted to pull her hand away. When she saw Zhang Zhenfeng's gaze, she suddenly became stunned and felt warm in her heart.
Does this fool know the pain in his heart and want to give himself some comfort?
Zhang Zhenfeng continued to smile, leaned into Xia Xueying's ear, and whispered: "Don't be afraid, this Tianshi will protect you."
"well……"
Xia Xueying has no desire.
It would be fine if you didn’t mention the Heavenly Master, but you didn’t look like a complete fool!
When it comes to the Heavenly Master, what is it that is not a 100% fool?
The car is moving smoothly, and outside the window is filled with worldly dust.
Xia Yuntong drove to the bustling city, and came to a single-family villa in the south of the city.
The relatives and friends of the Xia family stood outside the door and looked at them with a playful look on their faces.
"Here, sister Xueying, son-in-law, please get off the car."
Xia Yuntong personally opened the car door and said with a smile. In front of her relatives and friends, this white lotus is very good at expressing itself!
"Thank you, beautiful sister..." Zhang Zhenfeng got out of the car, took out a steel horn and threw it at Xia Yuntong: "Come on, I'll give you my reward."
"Uh..." Xia Yuntong hurriedly caught the coin and said with a smile: "The new son-in-law is so generous in taking action, thank you!"
Xia Xueying also got out of the car, wearing a veil, and stood there without saying a word.
"Quick into the house and sit down, family and relatives are waiting."
Xia Yuntong smiled and pushed Xia Xueying and Zhang Zhenfeng.
In the living room, a lady in her fifties was sitting upright, wearing heavy makeup, which was Xia Yuntong's mother He Yulian.
He Yulian is the third daughter-in-law of the second generation of the Xia family and the third aunt of Xia Xueying. Today, she represents the core senior management of the Xia family and hosts Xia Xueying's return banquet.
Zhang Zhenfeng and Xia Xueying were taken in front of He Yulian.
He Yulian didn't say a word and looked at Zhang Zhenfeng.
Zhang Zhenfeng grinned: "This old sister, you are so beautiful!"
"puff……"
There was laughter in the living room.
"Ahem!" He Yulian's eyes swept around, stopped the noise and laughter, raised her face and said to Xia Xueying:
"Xueying, Zhang Zhenfeng is our Xia family's son-in-law. Although he is a fool, his courtesy cannot be abandoned. Now, you and Zhenfeng offer tea to everyone, and relatives and elders will give you red envelopes."
The nanny has brought the tea tray.
Tears of humiliation swirled in Xia Xueying's eyes.
But his arms couldn't resist his thighs. What else could Xia Xueying do besides obeying the order?
She just hopes to complete the tea and meal ceremony quickly, escape from here, and return to Renyi Villa!
Xia Yuntong stepped forward, smiling and took Xia Xueying and Zhang Zhenfeng to present tea to the relatives one by one, and introduced: "This is the third grandma, this is the cousin and uncle..."
"Good Grandma Three!"
"Hello, cousin!"
"Hello uncle!"
"Congratulations on getting rich, get the red envelope!"
Zhang Zhenfeng smiled throughout the whole process, bowed, asked for red envelopes, was confident and full of energy!
As a result, inside and outside the Xia family villa were filled with a sense of joy...
But no one saw Xia Xueying, who was covered with black veil, had tears in her eyes and blood in her heart!
Zhang Zhenfeng's last cup of tea was given to Xia Yuntong.
Xia Yuntong was also generous, sealed a bulging red envelope and smiled and said, "Zhenfeng, Xueying, I, as a sister, sincerely wish you all kindness, love and love, as if you are as close as you are, and have a noble son early and have a family of children and grandchildren!"
"Thank you sister!"
Zhang Zhenfeng bowed deeply, then opened the red envelope, and smiled foolishly: "Look at the red envelope given by my sister..."
The relatives of the Xia family also looked at it with a smile.
The red envelope was opened, Zhang Zhenfeng pulled something out from it, spread it in his hand, looked it over and over again, and suddenly shouted: "Ah... my sister is not a good person, she has no money, but she put her little pants into the red envelope! I'll cheat on me.
Fool, you are so heartless!"
The onlookers were stunned and each one was shivering!
Indeed, what Zhang Zhenfeng just took out from the red envelope was a pair of thong pants!
Pink, lace lace, looks coquettish and very erotic!
In front of everyone, Xia Yuntong looked embarrassed and looked red with a red face. She waved her hand incoherently: "No, no, no, this is not mine, it's really not..."
Xia Xueying hid behind the veil and looked confused.
Is this Xia Yuntong crazy? She gave her thong to a fool as a red envelope?
"It's yours, it must be yours!" Zhang Zhenfeng angrily pointed at Xia Yuntong: "Put up your skirt and show me, your little pants must be gone!"