After Long Feicheng kicked the brown-haired monkey away, he pretended to educate Zhuge Ji: "How can you fight with a monkey for a long time? You are simply embarrassing your sister!"
In fact, Long Feicheng is not much older than Zhuge Ji, but as the old man in the team, Long Feicheng feels that he must shoulder the heavy responsibility of educating the newcomers.
Zhuge Ji had tears in his eyes: "I don't want to either, it's this monkey that is stalking me."
"How come you're still crying after I've just said a few words to you?"
"No, I'm not crying, it's the monkey that used the pickled pepper juice to hit me in the eye...it's spicy!"
Zhuge Ji wiped his tears and reminded: "Brother Xiaolong, you have to be careful, this monkey is not easy to mess with."
"How powerful can a monkey be..." Long Feicheng didn't take it to heart at all.
He turned to look at the brown-haired monkey, stretched out a finger, and challenged the brown-haired monkey:
"Come here!"
The brown-haired monkey was so angry that he stood on a branch and shook the branch up and down to vent his anger.
Then, the brown-haired monkey reached behind its buttocks, as if to pull out something.
Zhuge Ji seemed to have thought of something and shouted: "Brother Xiao Long, run!"
Long Feicheng didn't care at all: "Why are you running? What can a dead monkey do to me... Damn it!"
Before he finished speaking, Long Feicheng saw the brown-haired monkey actually taking out a piece of poop from behind!
At this moment, Long Feicheng and Zhuge Ji broke through their defenses, holding their heads and running away like headless flies.
"Give, give, give!"
The brown-haired monkey held the poop as if it were a peerless magic weapon. Seeing Long Feicheng and Zhuge Ji being frightened, he burst into laughter.
As a domineering monkey on Mount Emei, the brown-haired monkey likes to snatch food from tourists. If it encounters someone it can't defeat, it will directly use biochemical attacks.
Judging from the experience of the brown-haired monkeys, this group of "bipedal monsters" are not immune to this trick.
Yan Shouyi looked at Long Feicheng and Zhuge Ji who were running and screaming, and shook his head helplessly.
He was quite satisfied with his team before, but now it seems that there is something wrong in any link?
In order not to let this brown-haired monkey slow down everyone's progress up the mountain, Yan Shouyi had no choice but to take action.
He picked up a pebble from the ground and flicked it out.
The small pebbles instantly cut through the air, whizzing towards the brown-haired monkey, and hit the brown-haired monkey on the back of the neck with great precision.
One second, the brown-haired monkey was still laughing "Gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee," and the next second it kicked off its legs and fainted, and the monkey fell off the branch with its poop.
"Okay, it's done," Yan Shouyi said helplessly, "You two, stop running around. We are already far behind Qingcheng Mountain and the others, and we must speed up."
The two of them were freed from the fear of being dominated by biochemical attacks, and looked at the fainted brown monkey in fear.
Zhuge Ji regretted and said: "I just praised it as the elf of Mount Emei. It seems that I am still too young."
Long Feicheng became angry when he thought that he had been threatened by a monkey just now.
He looked at the fainted brown-haired monkey and said: "Brother Yan! Give me a minute, and I will take revenge!"
Yan Shouyi paid no attention to Long Feicheng: "Hurry up."
Long Feicheng smiled evilly and approached the brown-haired monkey, took out the scissors, transformed into Teacher Tony, and cut off all the hair on the top of the brown-haired monkey's head.
The brown-haired monkey was originally a "beautiful monkey" with thick hair, but under Long Feicheng's manipulation, it turned into a middle-aged, bald, greasy Mediterranean.
Seeing the fate of the brown-haired monkey, Long Feicheng nodded with satisfaction, and Zhuge Ji also felt extremely angry.
He could almost foresee the scene of the brown-haired monkey being ostracized and bullied by the monkeys after returning to the monkey group.
"See you next time!"
Long Feicheng threw away the monkey hairs in his hands and followed the team with satisfaction.
From then on, there was a sad monkey in Mount Emei.
Ten minutes later, the brown-haired monkey woke up.
It looked around blankly, and then suddenly thought of Zhuge Ji and Long Feicheng.
Where are people?
Hey, why is there so much hair on the ground...
Damn it, this is my hair!
The brown-haired monkey quickly threw the poop in his hand onto the dead leaves aside, and then checked his body.
Damn it!
Where’s my fucking hair!
After discovering the truth, the brown-haired monkey lost all strength in an instant, leaned weakly on the tree trunk, and slowly slid down.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!"
The brown-haired monkey was so angry that it looked up to the sky and roared!
There was silence in the forest for a few seconds, and then the mountain birds were frightened and flew away, and monkeys screamed from all directions, so densely packed that I don’t know how many there were!
After a while, monkeys began to come from all directions blocking the swing.
They gathered in front of the brown monkeys, scratching their heads and ears dishonestly.
Suddenly, a monkey discovered that the brown-haired monkey had become bald, and couldn't help laughing.
"Woooooooooooo!"
The brown-haired monkey was so angry that he rushed up and beat the monkey, and even plucked out the hair on its head.
So, Mount Emei has two bald monkeys!
The beaten monkey looked aggrieved and squatted aside, crying softly.
Seeing such a miserable situation, other monkeys no longer dared to laugh at the brown-haired monkey.
I saw the brown-haired monkey standing on two legs, with his hands behind his back, looking like a leader, and chirping a lot to the monkeys.
Translated according to the language of monkeys, what they hear is: Mine is the work that was bullied! Yours, the work that helps me avenge!
The monkeys heard it with little understanding, but they probably understood the meaning, revenge!
The monkeys in Mount Emei are famous for holding grudges. A tourist slapped a little monkey in the face before. The little monkey stayed at the place where he was slapped for three years. When he saw the tourist again, he did not hesitate to slap him.
The tourist's pants!
What's even more frightening is that the monkeys in Mount Emei are very united and know how to take collective revenge.
But this time it was different. The brown-haired monkey actually knew how to take revenge.
It put its hands on its head, making a gesture like pulling out a seedling.
The monkeys can't understand.
So the brown-haired monkey pulled the bald monkey that had just been beaten over and pointed at the bald monkey's head.
The bald monkey covered his face and cried.
The other monkeys understood instantly!
Not only must you take revenge, but you must also pluck out all the hair on the opponent's head!
The meaning of the brown-haired monkey was conveyed, and the monkey group began to become restless, shouting and screaming.
When the brown-haired monkey gives the order, all the monkeys sneak into the forest and start looking for the target of revenge!
The goal is clear!
A four-eyed boy!
A wretched man as thin as a monkey!
There are also two males and one female!
After all the other monkeys left, the brown monkey climbed to the top of the tallest tree nearby alone.
It looked into the distance and slowly clenched its fists:
"Chichi chi chi, chi chi chi chi chi, chi chi chi chi chi chi chi!"
("This time, I must take back everything that belongs to me!")