While continuing to climb Mount Emei, Long Feicheng would laugh out loud from time to time.
In fact, I don’t blame him, it’s mainly because the brown monkey looked so funny after its head was shaved.
Long Feicheng couldn't help but laugh whenever he thought of the bald brown monkey and its miserable life in the future.
The same is true for Zhuge Ji, but he is more introverted and will not laugh out loud like Long Feicheng, but he feels secretly happy.
Let you snatch my goddess’s snacks!
Let you sprinkle pickled pepper juice into my eyes!
Let you hit people with poop!
Yan Shouyi said helplessly: "What about you two? You can't get along with a monkey."
Long Feicheng retorted: "Brother Yan, the monkeys in Mount Emei are notoriously bad. We are doing justice for God and eliminating harm for the people!"
"Come on, the most fortunate thing for you is that you evolved quickly, otherwise you would be the one who had your head shaved today." Yan Shou said with a smile.
Long Feicheng was speechless for a moment.
Ye Tianyuan followed behind, his thoughts wandering, and suddenly he remembered a joke he saw on the Internet.
It is said that a tourist was robbed of a bag of melon seeds by a monkey on Mount Emei when he was visiting Mount Emei. The tourist was so angry that he went to the administrator. After hearing this, the administrator found a monkey and gave him a beating without saying a word.
, the tourist stopped the administrator and said that the number was wrong, it was not the monkey that snatched the melon seeds.
As a result, the administrator said that their scenic spot implements a responsibility system. If any monkey makes a mistake, the administrator will only beat the monkey king. It is strange that the monkey king failed to control his monkeys well.
Sure enough, after being beaten, the monkey king got into the forest angrily, and soon dragged the monkey who was snatching melon seeds over and beat the monkey in front of the tourists.
In the end, the monkey who snatched the melon seeds not only returned the melon seeds, but also saluted the tourists before leaving.
The joke was too outrageous, so Ye Tianyuan felt that it was definitely not true.
Tian Jue'er's head was empty and she didn't think about anything. She was concentrating on climbing the mountain and eating potato chips to replenish energy.
"Everyone, stop first."
At this time, Yan Shouyi suddenly stopped and called everyone to stop.
Long Feicheng was surprised and said: "What's wrong? You need to pee? Come on, let's go together and I'll smoke a cigarette by the way."
"Shut up!" Yan Shouyi said angrily, "There is movement around, please listen carefully."
The five people immediately became quiet and pricked up their ears to listen.
Soon, they heard noises one after another.
The rustling sound seemed to be the sound of the wind blowing the leaves, but the sound of the wind blowing the leaves would be very rhythmic, but the rustling sound they heard now was very messy and came from all directions.
It seemed...as if there were many things approaching them!
Suddenly, a black shadow fell from the sky and landed in front of the five people!
If you take a closer look, you will see that it is a relatively large green monkey!
As soon as the monkey landed on the ground, it bared its teeth at the five people and made a sharp cry!
Now both Long Feicheng and Zhuge Ji are extremely disgusted with the monkeys in Mount Emei. They just got rid of the brown-haired monkey, and now another one appeared, and he showed his teeth and grinned when he came up, looking very troublesome.
So Long Feicheng was so angry that he picked up the stones on the ground and shouted to the monkey in front of him: "Go! Get out of the way, good monkeys don't block the way!"
Unexpectedly, the monkey was not afraid, but instead picked up a bigger stone and threw it towards Long Feicheng without hesitation!
"What the hell...?"
Long Feicheng quickly dodged and was extremely surprised. He didn't know why the monkey had such a bad temper and wanted to take action when he came up.
Before Long Feicheng could start complaining, more monkeys suddenly appeared around him!
Ten, twenty... fifty... a hundred...
Hundreds of monkeys were densely packed, covering the ground and trees, and surrounded all five people!
They were holding sticks or stones in their hands and waving them around, as if threatening them.
Tian Jue'er felt a little scared at this moment and couldn't help but shrink back behind Yan Shouyi: "Yes, President..."
Long Feicheng also quickly hid behind Yan Shouyi and squeezed together with Tian Jueer: "Yan, Brother Yan..."
"What the hell..."
Yan Shou was so angry that he kicked Long Feicheng out.
Tian Jue'er, this delicate little sister, just forget it like this. Why are you just fooling around with me?!
Zhuge Ji is a Tiantian master with little fighting ability. Although Ye Tianyuan is the successor of shadow puppetry, he is lame.
On the surface, apart from him, Yan Shouyi, the strongest person should be Long Feicheng. However, this grandson was very eloquent when educating people, but he just acted like a coward when trouble came.
Long Feicheng was kicked out by Yan Shou, he laughed and rubbed his butt, his face was thicker than the city wall.
"It's strange that these monkeys just surrounded us but didn't do anything," Zhuge Ji said. "They seem to be waiting for someone."
Hearing this, Long Feicheng pulled out his Weiwei Sword and shouted to the monkeys: "Who dares to block our way, monster! Who is your leader? Let him speak!"
The monkeys chirped for a while and then became quiet after a while.
On a tree, a group of monkeys made a slight commotion, and then gave way to a path.
A bald brown monkey jumped up onto a branch angrily, followed by a slightly smaller but equally bald monkey.
"Hey, who is this?"
When Long Feicheng saw the brown-haired monkey, he couldn't help laughing.
Unexpectedly, the brown-haired monkey woke up so quickly, and even came to show it in person. This directly filled up the regret in Long Feicheng's heart that he just couldn't see the brown-haired monkey wake up.
The enemies were extremely jealous when they met. The brown-haired monkey suddenly became anxious when he saw Long Feicheng and Zhuge Ji.
It pointed at its head and shouted.
Zhuge Ji asked Long Feicheng: "Brother Xiao Long, do you understand what it is saying?"
"I don't understand, but it must be scolding us both, and it's scolding us very unpleasantly." Long Feicheng replied, and then laughed even louder.
"grumble!"
The brown-haired monkey was furious and suddenly gave orders loudly.
Long Feicheng didn't panic at all: "With Brother Yan here, what's there to be afraid of a group of monkeys?"
Yan Shouyi is also very calm. Let alone a group of monkeys, even a group of monkey spirits will not be a problem for him to deal with now.
Who would have thought that after hearing the brown-haired monkey's command, the monkeys all jumped up.
"Hold!"
Yan Shouyi, who was as steady as Yan Shouyi, couldn't hold himself any longer, so he directly picked up Tian Jue'er and ran up the mountain.
It took two seconds for Long Feicheng, Zhuge Ji and Ye Tianyuan to react. The expressions of the three of them changed drastically, and their mentality changed from being stable before to being panicked.
"Run!!!"
Long Feicheng shouted hysterically, then ran away, with Zhuge Ji following closely behind.
Ye Tianyuan was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he stretched out his hands towards the backs of several people: "I, I can't run fast! Can any of you give me a hand?"
As a result, none of the four people in the front looked back. Everyone used their strength to explain what it means to "fly with their heads in the shower".
Ye Tianyuan shouted desperately: "Didn't I promise not to abandon or give up???"