Chapter 986 The Monkey Man [Three Thousand Characters Chapter]
Yan Shou ran forward with Tian Jue'er on his shoulders, Long Feicheng and Zhuge Ji chased behind him. Yan Shou looked back and found that there was one person missing in the team, and couldn't help shouting:
"Don't you two know that you are taking Ye Tianyuan with you?!"
Long Feicheng shouted: "Brother Yan, what you said is easy. How much does Jue'er weigh? How much does Ye Tianyuan weigh? Why don't you give Jue'er to me and you can carry Ye Tianyuan?"
"Okay, keep going!"
Yan Shouyi really threw Tian Jue'er to Long Feicheng, turned around and ran back, without worrying about whether Tian Jue'er would be injured, since she was protected by the original Gu anyway.
Long Feicheng was caught off guard. With his thin arms and legs, he couldn't hold the foodie Tian Jue'er and the dozens of kilograms of food rations she carried. The moment he caught Tian Jue'er, there was a thumping sound in his ears, and then he
He held Tian Jue'er in his hands and knelt on the ground, saying with a pale face:
"It's over, it's over, my waist seems to be broken..."
Zhuge Ji hurriedly extended a helping hand. Long Feicheng thought he was coming to help him, and was immediately moved: "Xiao Jiji, I really didn't hurt you in vain!"
Who would have thought that Zhuge Ji actually went to hug Tian Jue'er!
Long Feicheng's mentality collapsed: "You heartless thing, I will always give up on your sister!"
Zhuge Ji wanted to show off in front of Tian Jue'er. He bent down and let out a low shout. As a result, not only did he not pick up Tian Jue'er, but he was dragged to the ground by Tian Jue'er.
For a time, there was an awkward atmosphere between the three of them.
Tian Jue'er sighed, stood up and said, "I'd better do it myself..."
As she said that, she put Long Feicheng on her shoulders and pulled Zhuge Ji forward with one hand!
Zhuge Ji was shocked and said: "Jue'er, why are you so strong?!"
Tian Jue'er explained while carrying Long Feicheng and running, "The patriarch said that the more you eat, the stronger you will be..."
Well, this logic is very simple, but Zhuge Ji always feels that it is too simple.
I thought she was the weakest girl in the team, but it turned out that she was born with great strength. She carried a big man and dragged another one with no effort, and she didn't even blush or breath.
Half of the monkeys ran after them, and the remaining half went after Yan Shouyi and Ye Tianyuan.
The moment Yan Shou turned around, what he saw in front of him was a hail of bullets.
He quickly cast a layer of golden light spell around himself.
If the founder of the Tiangang Golden Light Curse knew that some people in later generations would actually use this magical curse to defend against monkey poop, he would probably be so angry that the coffin board would not be able to hold it down.
This time, the golden light curse did not cover Yan Shou's body, but held up a light shield. All attacks stopped when they hit the light shield.
Ye Tianyuan was limping towards the mountain forest at this time. There were trees blocking him from being destroyed.
But he doesn't run very fast, and sooner or later he will be overtaken by the monkeys.
Just when he was desperate, he saw an even more desperate scene!
A ball of poop as tall as a man was running towards him quickly!
Ye Tianyuan trembled and shouted: "Poop, poop turned into sperm?!"
"Become your size!"
Yan Shouyi came to Ye Tianyuan and pulled him into the protective range of the golden light curse.
Only then did Ye Tianyuan see clearly that it was the president who had come back to save people.
He immediately burst into tears of gratitude.
If it weren't for Yan Shouyi, he would have been overwhelmed by the monkeys, and he might as well have died by then!
The monkeys have limited ammunition. After a round of long-range magic attacks, they change their strategies in time and pick up the guy to prepare for close combat.
As soon as Yan Shou dispelled the golden light curse, he saw monkeys all over the mountains and plains, surrounding them tightly and completely.
The monkeys bared their teeth and were extremely fierce. A squirrel on the tree passed by to watch the show was caught by them and beaten, and then used to wipe its buttocks.
"What a bunch of mountain bullies!" Yan Shouyi cursed.
The bald brown monkey came out. It seemed to know that Yan Shouyi was the boss of this group of humans, so it wanted to get rid of him first.
"Chi chi chi chi!"
The brown-haired monkey pointed at Yan Shouyi and started to curse, which made the monkey next to him shake his head. It was obvious that the content of the curse was too unpleasant to be heard.
Yan Shouyi also got angry. As the saying goes, there are no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys dominate. Now that Yan Shouyi is here, he wants to show the monkeys what a tiger is!
So, when the brown-haired monkey was cursing, Yan Shouyi suddenly took a step forward, opened his mouth and let out a roar!
"roar--"
Sound waves visible to the naked eye were emitted from Yan Shou's mouth, shaking the surrounding mountains and shaking the trees. Several monkeys who had lost their grip fell directly from the trees.
What's even more frightening is that the sound waves penetrate into the monkeys' ears, making them dizzy and confused.
This is the Buddhist lion's roar, a skill secretly taught to Yan Shouyi by the monk Miaoji!
A roar made the brown-haired monkey feel sick and rolled on the tree with his ears covered.
Yan Shouyi took the opportunity to jump up, came to the brown-haired monkey, and grabbed the back of its neck from behind.
The brown-haired monkey fell into the enemy's hands. After regaining consciousness, it was so frightened that it shrank its head for a while and did not dare to move.
"Is this monkey the Monkey King? Stop moving!"
Yan Shouyi shouted to the monkeys, "If you continue to disobey, it will suffer!"
The monkeys didn't understand Yan Shouyi's words, so they still gathered around him and kept chirping.
When Yan Shou saw this, he leaned over the brown-haired monkey and said, "You don't want to become a hairless monkey, do you? Then let them quiet down."
The brown-haired monkey seemed to understand Yan Shouyi's threat. It trembled with fright and hurriedly roared, and the monkey group fell silent instantly.
"It seems to understand human speech?" Ye Tianyuan said in surprise.
The so-called monkeys understand human nature. The most powerful ones are only monkeys that have been trained to simply understand some instructions from humans and make corresponding actions.
But this brown-haired monkey doesn't look that simple. It can even understand Yan Shouyi's threats.
This is obviously no ordinary monkey.
Could it be a monkey spirit?
Yan Shou looked at it for a while and rejected this conjecture, because the brown-haired monkey looked very young, and it would take at least several decades for a monkey to become a spirit.
Or...
Has anyone trained it?
While Yan Shouyi was holding the brown-haired monkey in surprise, he suddenly heard someone shouting from ahead:
"Keep the monkey under my control!"
Yan Shou looked around and saw two monkeys standing on the treetops in front of him.
Forehead……
To be precise, it was a golden monkey and a little man dressed like a monkey.
The little man wore a tiger skin skirt, an afro, a whip around his waist, a long stick in his hand, and a golden iron ring around his neck.
He was squatting on a tree, but his squatting posture was different from that of a normal person. Instead, he looked like a monkey. Moreover, he seemed to have ADHD and scratched his ears and head from time to time.
If you hadn't looked carefully, you would have thought this guy was a monkey!
Yan Shouyi looked at the little man and asked: "Fairy? Monster?... Or a mental illness?"
The little man said angrily: "I am a monkey charmer!"
Monkey charmer?!
Yan Shouyi perked up and figured out all his doubts in an instant.
Monkey Charmer, from the literal meaning, you can know his identity.
Monkey charmers also belong to folk sects. Ordinary monkey charmers just train monkeys and let them perform acrobatics in exchange for some rewards.
The really powerful monkey charmers usually live in the mountains and wilds, with monkeys. To be precise, the monkey charmer is the monkey king of the monkey group. Those monkeys are the monkey charmer’s ears and eyes, completely obedient to his orders, and very understanding of human nature. Monkeys
In the hands of a monkey charmer, it will be easy to cultivate to perfection.
According to Wang Jichang's philosophy, monkey charmers and demon refiners can barely be regarded as one category - the pet cultivation system!
There is a monkey charmer on Mount Emei, which explains why the brown-haired monkey in Yan Shouyi's hand is so smart. Obviously, the entire monkey group is the monkey charmer's subordinates, and the brown-haired monkey is at the confidant level.
After observing the little monkey charmer, Yan Shouyi noticed the golden-haired monkey next to the monkey charmer. The golden-haired monkey was much older and already had a demonic aura on his body, indicating that he was a real monkey spirit.
The monkey charmer pointed his stick at Yan Shouyi and threatened:
"Hurry up and release my monkey, otherwise you will get the good news!"
Yan Shouyi held the brown-haired monkey but did not let go. He asked, "If I don't let go, what can you do to me?"
The monkey charmer was speechless for a moment. He saw that Yan Shouyi was not an ordinary person, otherwise he would not be so calm and composed on a treetop more than ten meters high.
After hesitating for a moment, the monkey charmer said in a deep voice: "Have you ever seen the biological attacks of monkeys?"
The corners of Yan Shouyi's mouth twitched.
Are you the one who taught these monkeys this bad habit?
What the hell are you doing wrong? Training a group of monkeys to throw poop at people?!
Yan Shouyi sneered: "I think your monkey group has no ammunition now."
The monkey charmer was stunned for a moment, and looked at the brown-haired monkey with questioning eyes, but the brown-haired monkey dodged his eyes.
The monkey charmer suddenly became angry, and his current situation was as if the commander had just arrived, but his soldiers had used up all their ammunition.
How embarrassing!
When the monkey charmer was at a loss, Yan Shouyi suddenly let go of his hand and let the brown-haired monkey go.
The monkey charmer was puzzled: "Your Excellency, what is this?"
"Forget it, it's just a misunderstanding. I let the monkey go, and you also tell the monkeys to stop causing trouble for us. How about we settle the matter?"
"……good!"
The monkey charmer was also a cheerful person. He called the brown-haired monkey to him, but ignored it. Instead, he said a few words to the golden-haired monkey next to him.
Then the golden-haired monkey ran straight to the brown-haired monkey and slapped it with two big butt pockets!
The brown-haired monkey was beaten, but he didn't dare to get angry. He could only lower his head and continue to be scolded by the golden-haired monkey.
The golden-haired monkey cursed for a while, and the brown-haired monkey suddenly ran up to Yan Shouyi, bowed deeply to him, then raised his hand - a standard salute!
Standing under the tree, Ye Tianyuan opened his mouth in shock.
It turns out that what was said online was not a joke!
This monkey is really saluting!!!
The monkey charmer smiled and said: "This can be regarded as acquaintance without fighting. Judging from your appearance, you should not be an ordinary person. Let's make friends."
"My name is Qi Dongqiang!"
The monkey charmer pointed to the golden monkey next to him and said, "Its name is Huanhuan, and he is the monkey king of this monkey group!"