Chapter 30 A Buddha Statue That Big, Even Blind People Can See Blind People:
Chapter 30 Such a big Buddha statue can be seen by a blind man. Blind man:?
Author: Curse Temple Curtain Curtain Wizard
Chapter 30 Such a big Buddha statue can be seen by a blind man. Blind man:?
After sucking the soul of Zhu Gangxi into his mouth, Chen Xuanzang's whole body turned purple. The unspeakable feeling of suffocation and nausea made him want to spit out the struggling soul in his mouth, but he also understood that if he did so, he would probably
His life is at risk.
Fortunately, the female exorcist came to the rescue in time. She hugged Chen Xuanzang without hesitation, sucked the pig's spirit into her mouth, and then spit it into the bag she had used to subdue the fish demon.
The female exorcist breathed a sigh of relief, now it was finished.
However, Bu Dai, who was supposed to be motionless, suddenly started struggling.
Sensing that something bad was going to happen, the female exorcist threw the bag away sadly.
The cloth bag, which was originally the size of a palm, was constantly expanding, as if there was a crazy wild boar inside.
Seeing that the bag could no longer hold on and was about to burst, the female exorcist pulled Chen Xuanzang and ran out.
The cave where Gao Laozhuang was located collapsed, and Zhu Ganghe, who turned into his prototype and broke free, was temporarily trapped, which gave Chen Xuanzang and the female exorcist a lot of time to escape.
The two came to a pool. Chen Xuanzang was worried whether the pig demon would catch up. The female exorcist comforted him and said that the pig demon was also injured and was safe for the time being.
Did Chen Xuanzang react?
When the female exorcist and Zhu Gang Hyena were fighting, he spent most of the time hiding behind the pillar and did not see the nine-tooth rake piercing the female exorcist's flesh.
"Are you OK?"
The female exorcist gritted her teeth: "It's okay, it's a joke." She took off her clothes without hesitation, exposing the wound on her chest. Chen Xuanzang turned his head away in shock.
I am a monk and I can't see anything.
In the Lotus Lantern World, Sun Wukong who is teaching Agarwood martial arts has the same expression as Chen Xuanzang in the video.
I originally thought that kissing a dork would be exciting enough, but it turned out there was something even more exciting.
Rolling his eyes, Sun Wukong left a clone to teach Chen Xiang, while he went to find Tang Monk in a somersault cloud.
Although they are not in the same world, this does not prevent him from making fun of his stupid master!
"Help me take care of the wound." The female exorcist looked at Chen Xuanzang, who did not dare to look back, and said, "The exorcist does not stick to trivial matters."
Chen Xuanzang tried not to look at any strange places and looked at the female exorcist's face blankly.
"Help me hold the acupuncture points."
Chen Xuanzang stretched out his hands tremblingly, silently reciting some Buddhist scriptures taught to him by his master.
Looking at Chen Xuanzang's mother-in-law, the female exorcist took his hand over and pressed it on the acupuncture point on her chest.
Chen Xuanzang tilted his head to one side, changed the subject and said, "That pig demon just now was so powerful."
The female exorcist reluctantly applied medicine to herself: "Of course, he has the highest bounty here. Aren't you here to get a share of the pie?"
"I'm not doing this for money, I'm just doing my part for the people."
The female exorcist sneered: "It's up to you? Are you going to die?"
Chen Xuanzang replied: "I didn't think much about it... The weapon you just used was very powerful."
Chen Xuanzang, who was not a novice, naturally knew that not many people would believe his exorcism without asking for anything in return, so he simply changed the subject again.
"The Wuding Flying Ring is our family's magic weapon for absorbing demons." The female exorcist said with some pride.
Family tradition? Can Buddhists reproduce offspring?
In the Lotus Lantern World, Erlang Shen kicked the roaring dog who was laughing for no reason. Chen Xuanzang was not strong enough at this time and could not feel it. The mana fluctuations of this indefinite flying ring were just like the one on the head of a certain smelly monkey.
That one is exactly the same, almost from the same source.
Looking away from the Wuding Flying Ring, Chen Xuanzang looked at the female exorcist with a bleeding nose, nodded in admiration and said: "Wuding Flying Ring!"
"Are you injured?" The female exorcist looked at Chen Xuanzang strangely, remembering that when he just sucked the soul of the piggang hyena, the hesitant Chen Xuanzang seemed to have been beaten several times by the piggang hyena.
"Ah?" Chen Xuanzang didn't understand why he said that. He didn't feel any pain now.
"You have a nosebleed!" the female exorcist reminded.
Chen Xuanzang wiped his nose in embarrassment: "I have some internal injuries. I'm Chen Xuanzang. May I ask my lady's surname?"
Monks don't lie, but considering that even if the female exorcist in front of him was injured, she probably wouldn't be able to breathe even if she beat him. Chen Xuanzang comforted himself that he had not yet been ordained and was not considered a complete monk.
In the Lotus Lantern World, the Magic Mobile Phone World, and other Journey to the West series worlds where the master-disciple relationship has become better after learning the scriptures, the Sun Wukongs are all laughing so hard that they can’t stand up straight.
"Hahahaha, okay, Master, you are really a talent, internal injury? Hahahaha!"
Tang Monk, who has become a Buddha, twitches his mouth, he really wants to throw melon seeds at these two monkeys!
Looking at Chen Xuanzang with a smile, the female exorcist said: "My surname is Duan."
"Miss Duan, thank you for saving my life just now!" Chen Xuanzang saw Miss Duan finally put on her clothes, breathed a sigh of relief and thanked her.
Miss Duan looked at Chen Xuanzang: "Thank me?" She closed her eyes and stretched her face forward.
Chen Xuanzang was a little confused as to what this was about: "Miss Duan? Miss Duan?"
"When a girl closes her eyes, she wants you to kiss her..." Miss Duan's tone was a little helpless, complaining about Chen Xuanzang's stupidity.
But everyone in the world felt a little outrageous. They had only met each other twice, and this woman fell in love with Chen Xuanzang? Although a friend in need is a friend indeed, Chen Xuanzang didn't show any good qualities in times of trouble, right?
Is this too outrageous?
Chen Xuanzang's smile solidified.
"Stop pretending, come on, come on." Miss Duan even started to drag Chen Xuanzang to kiss her.
Chen Xuanzang was so frightened that he turned back, picked up his luggage and ran away, leaving Miss Duan staring at his back blankly.
"Xuan Zang, are you happy?" The fat monk looked at Chen Xuanzang with a smile in the busy city.
Chen Xuanzang looked calm: "What's so cool about it?"
"You picked up girls~"
Chen Xuanzang retorted: "Master, what are you talking about? How can I pick up girls?"
The fat monk changed the topic and asked: "What do you think about things between men and women?"
Chen Xuanzang, who thought it was a test, replied without hesitation: "The love between men and women is small and has nothing to do with me. I want to practice for the great love of time."
The fat monk looked at Chen Xuanzang, who looked serious, and picked up a piece of goose leg from the stall next to him: "Want to eat it?"
Chen Xuanzang looked at the tempting chicken legs: "I don't want to."
The fat monk started eating directly. Chen Xuanzang looked at the fat monk and said, "Master, it's not good for you to do this. It's against the rules."
"I don't have goose legs in my heart. It doesn't matter if you eat them. You want to eat them in your heart, but you say you won't eat them." The fat monk's eyes suddenly changed. All the mysterious and powerful people in the world can feel the fat monk's body.
The Buddhist power uploaded: "It's just that...a little bit different."
Under the influence of this Buddhist power, Chen Xuanzang's temperament actually changed. Although his strength was far inferior to that of the fat monk, his pure power... The last time I saw it, he won the favor of children all over the world in Diga.
When there is light.
However, Chen Xuanzang, who had begun to have an epiphany, was suddenly interrupted.
"Why are you eating my goose legs? Have you paid me?" The butcher's wife hurried over and saw the fat monk holding his own goose legs. She shouted and interrupted Chen Xuanzang who was having an epiphany.
Even the fat monk was shocked. He chewed the goose meat that he had not swallowed twice and put the duck legs on the stall: "No money."
In Journey to the West, on the Lingshan Mountain, Maitreya Buddha is stared at by countless Arhats, Bodhisattvas and even Tathagata, and he can't hold back his everlasting smile.
Why am I so shameless, trying to teach Chen Xuanzang to eat meat on the sly? It’s been so long since I’ve eaten meat! How about... I learn from him and sneak down to earth to eat some meat?
When the lady boss heard the fat monk saying that he had no money, she slapped the fat monk on the back of his head and made his wig fly away.
"No money?! How dare you not run away without money?!"
Wearing the wig to cover up his bald head, the fat monk and Chen Xuanzang avoided the pursuit of the landlady with a sense of fun.
After a long time, the master and apprentice rested against the wall.
Seeing the cartoon drawn by his master on the wall in which he was beaten by a pig demon, Chen Xuanzang looked at the fat monk who was still breathing: "Master, it turns out that you knew about the pig demon early on?!"
He even knows about you picking up girls, so why doesn't he know about the pig demon?
After taking a few breaths, the fat monk said: "This pig demon, whose original name is Zhu Ganghye, is as ugly as a pig."
In Peppa Pig World, the Peppa family was shocked when they saw the fat monk calling the pig ugly.
In another world, Winnie the Pooh and Tigger looked at the pink pig with tears in his eyes and didn't know how to comfort him.
It's obviously quite cute.
"This pig demon is a love interest. He is extremely infatuated with his wife, but his wife thinks he is ugly. He commits adultery with a beautiful man and conspires to beat him to death with a nine-tooth rake. His love turns into hatred and his grudges turn into a demon.
Kill all the women in the world who admire beautiful men." The fat monk said, pointing to the part of the comic about the origin of Zhugang Hyena.
At this time, the world of Conquering Demons in Journey to the West has reached the timeline of the Demon Subduing Chapter, and the master and disciples are about to go to the Bhikkhu Kingdom.
Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes when he saw the fat monk's introduction to him, "Old Zhu, I am obviously a beautiful man from heaven who made a mistake, okay? And Cuilan is so kind that she didn't do anything so sorry to me!"
Chen Xuanzang thoughtfully said: "It turns out that he is also a pitiful person. Master, I cannot do it in the face of such a powerful monster. How about you take action?"
Chen Xuanzang was very self-aware.
After thinking for a moment, he realized that this was a good excuse. The fat monk said, "Okay, but I've been very busy recently. I have to deal with such a powerful and seductive monster. You must have the courage to find someone more powerful than the monster."
The King of Kings! He may teach you how to conquer demons!"
When Chen Xuanzang heard such a powerful title as the King of Kings, he was a little confused: "Who is he?"
"That's Sun Wukong who was kept under the Five Fingers Mountain by the Buddha for five hundred years!" said the fat monk.
When Chen Xuanzang heard this name, he said helplessly: "Sun Wukong? Master, he is just a legend, no one has ever found him!"
The fat monk waved his hand: "It's actually very simple. Go to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain and find an old temple. There is a Buddha statue in front of the temple. It is 1,300 feet high and 256 feet wide. Sun Wukong is there!"
Chen Xuanzang couldn't believe it: "So easy?"
"It is one thousand three hundred feet high and two hundred and fifty-six feet wide. Even a blind person can see it!"
In the Marvel world, blind lawyer Daredevil Matt opened his mouth and had nowhere to spit out his old words.