Chapter 31 About wanting to find Monkey King but being forced to marry a wife
Chapter 31 About wanting to find Sun Wukong but being forced to marry him
Author: Curse Temple Curtain Curtain Wizard
Chapter 31 About wanting to find Sun Wukong but being forced to marry him
With such obvious location information, people all over the world began to look for it. All the places called Wuzhishan were booked with many transportation methods, and some places were even preparing to increase prices.
Although everything here is modern, what if Sun Wukong likes to live in Wuzhishan? Give it a try!
In the video, the fat monk pushed Chen Xuanzang and urged him to go on the road. After thinking about it, he reminded: "Also, that Sun Wukong is fierce, cunning, sinister, and has too much resentment. You have to be careful!"
He is not slandering, but he is really worried that if he is not careful, Chen Xuanzang will be killed by the demon king who has been imprisoned for five hundred years. I am afraid that the plan to learn the scriptures will have to be drastically changed. Although he has long been hairless, he does not want to follow him again.
Various forces are at odds.
"Why should I let him help me?" Chen Xuanzang felt a little embarrassed when he heard about Sun Wukong's personality.
"With your wisdom, you still have this book!" The fat monk took out "Three Hundred Children's Songs".
Chen Xuanzang covered his face, I don’t even believe this thing is useful!
Late at night, Chen Xuanzang was walking alone in the forest on his way to Wuzhishan.
I don’t know where he got the courage. There are a lot of monsters in this world, not to mention a lot of wild beasts. He has thin arms and legs, so he is not afraid of being picked up and eaten by the tigress, so that he can feed the tiger cubs.
Sure enough, Chen Xuanzang stepped on a trap and was caught off guard and hung in mid-air.
At the same time, a huge chariot rumbled over and stopped in front of Chen Xuanzang.
The side door opened, and a masked man who looked like a woman poked her head out and looked at Chen Xuanzang who was hung up with aggressive eyes.
Not just her, other fierce-looking strong men, old people, and even children jumped out, landed neatly, and looked at Chen Xuanzang.
A flying knife was thrown out, and Chen Xuanzang fell from the air. A strong man stepped forward and grabbed Chen Xuanzang, mumbling something unknown.
Several people looked at Chen Xuanzang with unkind expressions. Chen Xuanzang looked at them with some fear, but soon he saw the familiar flying ring around the neck of one of the children.
The child screamed, and several people were pulled out of the car. One of them was Miss Duan, who was very skilled in martial arts.
At this time, Miss Duan's hands were chained with finger-thick iron chains, and there were also talismans that seemed to inhibit magic power. She looked very miserable.
After being kicked in front of Miss Duan, Chen Xuanzang stared blankly at the jiggling gangsters.
Seeing that Chen Xuanzang could not understand their nonsense, the woman with her face covered pulled off the cloth on her face: "We came from the West to fight monsters in the Central Plains, and we are bound to become famous! We are like an enemy country. Before we kill the monsters, we must first
Kill the exorcists! No matter how strong your martial arts skills are, you will be dead when you meet us!"
The woman looked at a captive and asked, "You, are you an exorcist?"
"I'm not an exorcist."
As soon as she finished speaking, the woman raised her knife and cut the prisoner's throat, causing blood to splash on her face.
"You show up so late at night in a place filled with evil spirits, and you still say you're not an exorcist?" the woman said disdainfully.
Arriving in front of the frightened Chen Xuanzang, the woman asked: "Are you an exorcist?"
Chen Xuanzang looked at the colleague who had just died tragically. He had no time to think about the strange situation of death, so he stammered: "I...I..."
The woman seemed to hate the fact that Chen Xuanzang was such a mother-in-law. She was about to pull out a knife and kill him, but Miss Duan on the side stepped forward and said, "Wait a minute!"
The woman stopped drawing the knife and looked at Miss Duan suspiciously.
"He is my husband-in-law. We just had a quarrel and I ran out. He came out to find me... You have misunderstood, you have all misunderstood!" Miss Duan explained: "Really, he teaches music!
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Looking back at Chen Xuanzang: "You... that... take out the songbook and give it to her."
Chen Xuanzang was not stupid either. He did not want to be killed so hastily, so he took out his "Three Hundred Children's Songs" and handed it to the woman who claimed to be from the Western Regions.
The woman seemed to believe it, and after exchanging a few words with her partner, she said: "Okay, in order to prove that you are husband and wife, you will have your wedding here!"
Chen Xuanzang looked at the woman in disbelief. What kind of thinking do people from the Western Regions have?!
In the Marvel world, love veteran Tony Stark covered his face.
He has a good impression of the kind-hearted Chen Xuanzang, so when he thought these people were really crazy exorcists, he worried a lot about Chen Xuanzang. Although he is the protagonist of this review, his life is not in danger...
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But he saw a news a few days ago about a fool who went to Chinatown for the first time. The fortune teller said he could live to be a hundred years old. He stopped looking at the cars and traffic lights when he crossed the road, and then he lay in the hospital.
It is said that he is paralyzed.
He was afraid that Chen Xuanzang would be knocked down and lose his hands or something.
But fortunately, when Miss Duan told the couple's lies, he understood.
There is a flying ring around the child's neck, and a talisman is sealed on his hand. How could these people not know that you are an exorcist? Your script is not well written!
In the forest, Chen Xuanzang was reluctant to go to the bridal chamber. When the scene was tense, the woman slashed another prisoner with a knife. Blood spurted out from the Tianling Cap, which scared Chen Xuanzang's teeth.
"You guys are beasts! Kill innocent people indiscriminately, you are so beastly!" Cursing, Chen Xuanzang, encouraged by Miss Duan, took off his clothes in order to survive.
However, Miss Duan's plan succeeded and she was so excited that she took the initiative to help Chen Xuanzang take off her clothes. However, her hands that were supposed to be nailed were separated. Chen Xuanzang stared blankly at the seriously injured hands, not understanding that she was being tricked.
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He took off the nails disguised with suction cups from Miss Duan's hand and was very speechless.
Seeing that the lie was exposed, the actors all gathered together to discuss their acting skills. It was really like a certain crew shouting "cut".
Seeing the actors in a mess and failing to achieve their goal, Miss Duan shouted depressedly: "You guys are a bunch of trash!"
"Captain, calm down!" Seeing that Miss Duan was really angry, the others also stopped playing around.
"Captain of the village? What do you want?" Chen Xuanzang asked a little collapsed, his mood fluctuated too much for a while.
Miss Duan slowed down her tone: "What else can I do? I'm already yours~"
Chen Xuanzang was a little confused.
"Did you forget? You kissed me and touched me again that day..." Miss Duan asked shyly.
"What?! He kissed you and touched you?!" an actor who obviously liked his own boss shouted in disbelief.
His black hair seemed to have a faint light in the green forest.
"Master of the village, female hero, if I offended you in any way that day, I apologize. I am actually an ordinary exorcist. I have my ideals. I live for the great love in the world, between men and women.
I won’t think about small feelings and small loves.” After Chen Xuanzang finished speaking, he turned around and left. Little did he know that for something like love, there will only be a big or small difference when the strength is insufficient, and then there will be a choice. If the strength is enough, let alone love.
Yes, let Buddha sing, dance and play basketball.
"I am also an exorcist, I understand." Miss Duan said: "I also have a small ideal, that is to find a suitable husband, start a family with him, have a baby, and then live a simple life.
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Looking at Chen Xuanzang who turned his head, Miss Duan said: "That person is you."
Chen Xuanzang looked at her and held back three words for a long time: "Crazy."
He turned around and disappeared from the camera, and then a second later, he returned to the camera with the strong man holding a huge ax around his shoulders.
"Master of the village, what should I do with him?" the strong man said angrily.
Miss Duan took two deep breaths: "Take it away!"
The next second, Chen Xuanzang shouted at a wooden door to let him out.
Outside the chariot, the subordinate who liked Miss Duan spoke ill of Chen Xuanzang, and other subordinates were also comforting Miss Duan who was frustrated in love.
Looking at the actor who was still spraying blood crazily due to equipment failure, Miss Duan asked him for his opinion.
The Blood-Spewing King recalled that when he was just killed, Chen Xuanzang's reaction showed that he was compassionate, but with the blood spurting out like that, he must not be very smart.
Seeing that she couldn't count on these sleeping dragons and phoenix chicks, Miss Duan and the only woman in the village besides her walked around nearby: "Fourth sister, do you really think it's a bit too much to not even appreciate them when they come to your door?"
The fourth sister replied: "It's a little bit, but this is also what makes him outstanding. This way he appears to be dedicated and will not act arbitrarily! Although he looks a bit weak, but if you like it, I will definitely support him!"
Miss Duan shook her head: "Wrong, he is braver than any of us!" Miss Duan recalled the two previous meetings with Chen Xuanzang.
"Although he is extremely weak, he dares to fight monsters with a children's song, not just for fame and fortune! But he doesn't like me!"
Looking at Miss Duan who was a little disappointed, the fourth sister tried to teach her how to show the charm of a woman's body, but how could Miss Duan, who had been practicing martial arts and fighting monsters, know these things?
After thinking about it, Fourth Sister took out two human-shaped talismans. According to Fourth Sister's description, this thing is similar to a screen projection, which can completely transfer one person's body to another person's body. In this case... Miss Duan