Chapter 616 Preview: A certain little bitch (two-in-one)
Chapter 616 Preview: A certain little bitch (two-in-one)
Author: Curse Temple Curtain Curtain Wizard
Chapter 616 Preview: A certain little bitch (two-in-one)
At the beginning of the scene, Nobita is checking out at the supermarket checkout counter.
"Nobita!" A gentle voice sounded from behind Nobita.
Nobita turned around and said in surprise: "Ah! It's Shizuka!"
Jingxiang nodded: "I'm just on the way, let's go together!"
"Yeah!" Nobita is naturally very willing to go with the girl he likes.
Walking on the way home, Shizuka looked at Nobita happily: "It looks like you have regained your energy, that's great! I was always worried that you would be devastated after Doraemon returns!"
Nobita said calmly: "It's okay! If Doraemon is not here, I will be fine too!"
"Really?" Shizuka asked.
Nobita waved his hand: "Of course! I'm not a child anymore!"
"This time, I hope the reward is to cure my face!" Wade Wilson looked forward to it: "Really! Cure my hairy face! I miss my handsome face that kills both men and women so much.
!”]
"What's wrong with you? Are you okay?" He looked so majestic just now, but now he got into the cement pipe, and both Fat Tiger and Xiaofu were in trouble.
Nobita looked at the two of them proudly: "Don't be angry! You said it yourself, because today is April Fool's Day, so it's okay to lie to trick people! Therefore, if I say it's sunny, it will rain, and I say next
If it rains, it will be sunny!"
Jumping down from the cement pipe, Fat Tiger said harshly: "Are you sad? You deserve it! This is to avenge my loss to you in the last duel! It's not my style to ask me to give up. Now you know how powerful I am.
Bar!"
"Don't be angry!" Fat Tiger and Xiaofu said proudly, "Because today is April Fool's Day!"
"So what happened?" Doraemon asked in confusion: "What happened when I returned to the future?"
Tregchia said: "Yes, if you want to make a wish in a phone booth, you still need to take out the phone first, and then make the wish after saying the keyword. It does not even mean that the wish actually comes true, but that you go to a created universe...
...But for Lies 800, you only need to pay attention to a few words and don't say them randomly. At other times, the lie can come true at any time! And it will affect your own universe..."
Prince Sturt was silent for a while and said: "Frankly speaking, this is a rare opportunity for me to observe human emotions... Various signs indicate that Nobita really regards Doraemon as a family member and hopes that he will stay with him.
The people around me are also motivated by feelings, rather than coveting Doraemon’s props.”
"Lies 800!" Doraemon's voice appeared in Nobita's ears again: "If you drink this, everything you say will become a lie!"
"In a sense, this prop actually overlaps with the phone booth," Hikali said: "Both can be said to be causal weapons that follow the law of words. Both of them are bound to succeed if they make a wish... But the lie 800 must be
Better than being in a phone booth!"
But after he opened the door, his eyes changed from sadness to surprise, and then to ecstasy wrapped in disbelief.
Seeing that everything had returned to calm, Nobita's heart settled down and he walked silently into the distance.
Wade Wilson returned to bed: "I don't know about that! Origins is fun, but I don't know what the second movie is like. Maybe there are more jokes in it and it's more fun?"
"Isn't this just right!" Wade Wilson looked at Vanessa happily: "I'll give you a pillow when you're drowsy! I'm also thinking that the only way I can break the fourth wall is in Marvel. Isn't there no chance? This
Here’s your chance!”
"Thank you to the great master of inventory!" Wade Wilson crossed his hands and looked up to the sky and said: "No, to be precise, thank you to Warner executives! Thanks to their brainless operations, the DC movies are not good enough and Harley Quinn
Yin doesn’t have much chance, so this gives me a chance!”
Doraemon looked at Nobita's small body: "Really? Revenge against the two of them?"
Nobita looked confused: "Who is it?"
But at the next moment, a voice came from far away: "Fat Tiger!"
"Why do you care so much!?" Fat Tiger's mother reached out and pressed Fat Tiger's head, and began to give him a traditional massage, giving Fat Tiger a good torture.
Doraemon looked at the guilty two people with indignation: "Can we still be considered friends if we do this? Not even on April Fool's Day! This kind of thing is already painful, and jokes make people happy!
"
Turning to look to the side, Nobita repeated his old trick: "Fat Tiger, you won't be dealt with by your mother!"
After returning home, Nobita's mother looked at her son expectantly: "Nobita, have you found Doraemon?"
In the video, Fat Tiger ran towards Nobita, shouting Nobita's name as he ran.
Looking at Nobita with contempt, Xiaofu mocked: "What, have you thought about the lie of revenge?"
But as I walked, the screams of Fat Tiger and Xiaofu that came to my ears became more and more harsh.
After buying a lot of Dorayaki in a nearby store, Nobita happily turned his head and saw the familiar figure at the entrance of the alley next to him.
"Don't worry, Doraemon!" Nobita on the side said: "Things are over, right? Moreover, I took revenge on both of them severely!"
"Congratulations to the main character Doraemon for getting enhanced body maintenance! I, Tinker Bell, have no problem~"
Nobita looked blankly at the two friends who were apologizing, and said with a carefree smile: "Forget it, it's been so many years, why do you still care? I... I'm not angry a long time ago... After all, I wasn't so quick back then.
No revenge on you?"
Nobita smiled and said: "Of course!"
["Ah! So that's it!" Doraemon suddenly realized: "Speaking of which, you two have gone too far!"
But the three companions were all deep in thought.
Hikari said with difficulty: "Think about it, even if Nobita just sincerely praises 'The King of Ultra is so strong'... our king will go from being one of the top strongmen in our multiverse cluster to becoming
A weakling that maybe even Pigmon can't defeat..."
Hikali nodded: "Yes, just saying 'I am not an omniscient and omnipotent God' can make Nobita invincible... Money, power, strength... can be obtained in just one sentence. This is in all the worlds.
It’s a super prop that will definitely cause chaos on a multiverse level! But Nobita uses it against two children like this..."
As the saying goes, one thing brings another down. As friends for many years, Nobita naturally knows what Xiaofu and Fat Tiger are afraid of.
After a pause, Hikari continued: "And finally used to get Doraemon back..."
Nobita moved forward, hugged this familiar figure and cried: "Doraemon, you are back! I miss you so much. Without you to accompany me, I am really lonely, Doraemon!"
After struggling to open the Doraemon-shaped iron box, Nobita looked at the blue light emitting from the gap in surprise.
In the video, Fat Tiger and Xiao Fu left quickly after teasing Nobita.
"Guess who I just saw!" Fat Tiger said after taking a few breaths.
Turning around, the husband laughed and said, "Idiot!"
After chasing him into a park, the figure stopped.
"Ahahaha!" Just when Nobita was crying and missing him, "Doraemon" suddenly laughed, and the voice he made was Xiaofu's voice.
["The Law of Cause and Effect Weapon is so terrifying!" As Ultraman, he obviously didn't need to breathe, but Hikari still took a deep breath.
But when Nobita returned home with tears in his eyes, he couldn't find Doraemon.
Jing Tian nodded: "I was still thinking about why Doraemon stopped living with Nobita. Is it because his parts are dead and his life as a robot has come to an end? Or is it because of any legal restrictions in the future?
, or some other reason…you don’t have to worry about this now!”
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Fat Tiger looked at Nobita without any fear.
Tregear stared blankly at the calm Nobita in the video: "I'm even thinking now...is our king also an opponent?"
"Congratulations to the main inventory character Shizuka for getting any door jammer! Shizuka, you don't want Nobita to come in every time you take a shower~"
"Of course!" Daxiong said confidently: "You will know when you read on!"]
The sky that was originally overcast suddenly became clear again.
Under restraint, Xiaofu was bitten on the buttocks by the puppy and ran around in the open space crying bitterly.
“I don’t know whether I should say that Nobita is innocent because he is a child,” Taro said with emotion: “It’s because he has seen so many of Doraemon’s magical props that he didn’t think too much about it, or because he is just missing Doraemon at this time.
, and wanted to trick Fat Tiger and the two of them...Nobita didn't use this item in the most cost-effective way..."
Vanessa looked at Wade Wilson happily: "Wow! This is such an unexpected surprise!"
Looking at the sun in the distance, Nobita clenched his fists: "What just happened is true!"
["Oh! Yeah!" Wade Wilson saw himself in the preview on the screen and jumped up with joy: "It's finally my time to appear!"
Jingxiang said: "Take your time, although Fat Tiger and the others have apologized, this matter is really too much... It still depends on whether you will forgive them two!"]
Taro was silent: "It's true... In other worlds, being able to become Ultraman is something that many people can only think about, but have no qualifications and no chance at all. But when it comes to Nobita... it's obviously an elementary school knowledge.
Even kids who can get zero marks in exams, Ultraman is not worthy of him at all..."]
Nobita also felt something was wrong: "Yes...why don't you come to see me..."
Mom and dad looked at each other, smiled and stopped paying attention to Nobita.
…
"The inventory is over!"
"Congratulations to the main character Juduo, for getting a new body - the Baizhang Divine Bird! Wait until you are born before you take the account!"
Just when Fat Tiger thought that Nobita wanted to fight him, he found that Nobita walked directly between them and got into the cement pipe on the side.
The screen suddenly lit up, showing a guy wearing a red mask with white eyes, carrying two knives on his back, gesturing to the camera with scissor hands.
"Fat tiger, little husband!" Nobita shouted.
Looking at Nobita lying on the ground in pain, Fat Tiger continued to mock: "If you are unwilling, I am very fair. You lied to trick us! Hahaha!"
Fat Tiger’s mother pushed Fat Tiger to the ground: “Look how I deal with you today!”
"What a simple and good boy..." Taylor said: "It's a pity that our worlds are not connected, otherwise... I even considered sending Taiga there, letting Taiga and Nobita merge, and letting Nobita become Taiga's Human body!”
"What do you think?" Nobita looked at the other three partners expectantly.
After recalling what he had done a hundred times, Fat Tiger said: "Mom! What did I do wrong!?"
But Nobita didn't worry, and instead told his mother the good news that Doraemon was back.
Zixuan sighed faintly: "I have done it in my previous two lives, but I can't let go of some things in this life..."]
Nobita looked at Fat Tiger in confusion: "It's you who should be calm, right? I'm very calm, right?"
"Doraemon!" Nobita looked at the figure sitting in front of the window and shouted.
Jingxiang blushed as she thought about it, snorted coldly, and walked to the tour guide: "Um...can you take me back first?"
Ji Dabao shook his head: "I really don't understand! How on earth did this come together?"]
On the other side, Fat Tiger stood on the cement pipe and laughed: "Hahaha! Be surprised, Nobita!"
The husband took a step back: "Dog?!"
Vanessa looked at the funny Wade Wilson with a smile: "Then what did you say the inventory would be? Your origins? Or what happened after that?"
["Hahahaha! I remember this scene!" Fat Tiger pointed at the screen and said: "So you just said you can accept Doraemon's absence! Hahahaha, Doraemon, you don't even know what will happen next What!"
Hikari said: "Don't even think about it... Ultraman is not worthy of Nobita..."
But because his legs were weak, he fell to the ground. The dorayaki he just bought fell out of the bag and fell to the ground covered with dust.
After placing it on the ground and fully opening it, the blue light filled the entire room!
After saying that, Nobita walked towards the two of them.
After returning to his room and pacing around, Nobita said in anticipation: "Ah! I really want to see Doraemon soon!"
"Congratulations to the main inventory character, Fat Tiger, for obtaining the status of the heavens! Do you know how many people in the heavens and worlds have you in their eyes? Be summoned!"
Hearing the voices of the two people who were soaked by the sudden rainstorm, Nobita smiled secretly and said, "It's raining heavily!"
"Teasing?" Doraemon glanced at Nobita: "After coming back, Nobita didn't tell me at all! What happened?"
Looking at the two people who were so proud of themselves, Nobita wanted to rush forward.
The tour guide hid her gossipy eyes and nodded seriously.
Turning around, Nobita walked towards home: "The cherry blossoms have also withered..."
Tregear nodded: "The only thing that can resist the law of cause and effect... I'm afraid is the only law of cause and effect..."
But the back figure rushed into the alley inexplicably and disappeared in front of Nobita.
As soon as he said what he said, Xiaofu, who had been bitten on the butt by the dog and was running around in pain, suddenly fell to the ground weakly, and the vicious puppy was tilting its head.
Zixuan on the side looked at the nonchalant Xu Changqing with some resentment: "Sometimes I am really envious... In other worlds, the relationship between people can break through everything... You see, although it is mainly due to the props, it seems that Nobita
I made a lot of determination to drink the potion. Isn’t this just because I miss you? But some people in our world..."
Wu Liuqi nodded: "I also feel the full malice from the screenwriter!"
"Congratulations to the main inventory character Li Lulu, for getting the skill - Fusion Sublimation! This is a supporting skill. By the way, it will be paid after birth!"
"Isn't it possible?" Mom was washing rice: "Didn't Doraemon say he wouldn't come back? And if he comes back, the first thing he should do is to see you, right?"
Jingxiang's face turned redder: "I'm telling you, don't tell others..."
Nobita seriously picked up the bottle of red liquid. After removing the cork, he drank it all in one gulp!
Seeing that the red liquid in the bottle had been drank by himself, Nobita showed a dangerous smile.
Wade Wilson thought for a while, shook his head and said: "I don't think it's very likely! After all, breaking the fourth wall is mysterious, but if you really want to say how strong I am, it's definitely not! If I can be selected, it's a walk-off
Good luck! There are only ten in total, so we won’t waste another DC spot!"
Nobita, who was looking forward to Doraemon's return, did not think that Fat Tiger was lying to him at all. Instead, he had an idea and said: "I know! It must be because I am embarrassed! After all, I cried so hard when I left... It's really
Yeah, why do you care about this!"
As soon as the scene changed, the high-spirited Nobita came to the open space and found Fat Tiger and Xiao Fu who were playing Frisbee.
"Congratulations to the main character, Xiaofu, for getting the Infinite Justice Gundam (customized version for children)! A man's romance is to open a mecha, and a boy's romance is to open a children's mecha!"
Picking up the dorayaki on the ground, Shizuka looked at Nobita lying on the ground worriedly: "Um... are you okay? When they said Doraemon was back, I was also very surprised... but... Nobita?"
In the surprised eyes of everyone, the arrogant Fat Tiger bent down: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have pranked you like that with my husband! It was obviously such a sad thing, but we used it as a prank..."
But the heartbroken Nobita did not answer, but ran away towards his home.
Nobita leisurely passed by Fat Tiger: "Hahaha, it's so fun! It's so enjoyable!"
But as soon as he finished speaking, as if the screen had been switched, the sky suddenly became overcast, and it immediately began to rain heavily.
With tears streaming down from the corners of his eyes, Nobita stubbornly looked up at the cherry blossoms on the tree: "But...goodbye, Doraemon!"
It's just that Nobita didn't notice that the withered cherry blossoms raised their branches again, and many cherry blossoms bloomed quickly, as if they had returned to spring from winter in a short period of time. In a moment, the bare cherry blossom trees turned into flowers again.
Very excited.
["I have a very bad premonition..." Coke said as he wiped the tears from his eyes.
"Preview of next inventory:"
The tour guide nodded: "Of course, I brought you to the 22nd Century just to avoid trouble during the inventory. Now that the inventory is over, you can naturally go back... Also, it's convenient for me to ask..."
Naturally, Nobita shouted Doraemon's name and chased after the figure.
Mom and Dad looked at the depressed Nobita with some worry and watched him go upstairs step by step.
Doraemon's props rarely make such a big noise. After watching the blue light gradually disappear, Nobita turned his attention to the inside of the box.
In his excitement, Nobita knocked over Fat Tiger, who was two times bigger than him, and ran towards home.
Fat Tiger looked at Doraemon sheepishly: "Well... you'll know later..."
Prince Sturt paused: "I know... But what's even more disappointing is that your guess should be right, because logically speaking, this must not be Doraemon. After all, the props haven't appeared yet. If
If the props are really as magical as described, then Doraemon will not come back until Nobita uses the props at the earliest."
A gust of wind blew by, and the cherry blossoms slowly fell.
Doraemon turned around and rushed towards Nobita: "Nobita!"
["Jiu Duo, Li Lu Lu!" Nobita happily looked at the list of rewards and said to everyone: "Now, let's have another adventure this time! How about it!"
Fat Tiger's body trembled subconsciously, and when he looked back, he suddenly realized that it was his mother rushing towards him!
And next to Fat Tiger's mother, there was a puppy that was aiming at Xiaofu and rushing towards him!
"Everyone knows the truth, but it's very disappointing when you say it like this!" Coke said speechlessly.
["I'm finally back..." Tang Xuejian held her chin and looked at the two reunited family members with emotion: "It's so good... we can meet again after such a long time apart..."
"Because no matter what the reason is," Tang Xuejian said happily, "it can't stop Doraemon's magical props from taking effect!"
Doraemon also said happily: "Okay!"
Vanessa asked: "Will the DC Universe next door also be inventoried?"
But Nobita just sat down in the cement pipe and said calmly: "It's really nice. The weather is really nice today."
"You are right..." Hikali said: "Under the law of cause and effect, all living beings are equal...even the king is no exception!"
"What are you doing!" Fat Tiger and Xiaofu looked at Nobita who emerged from the cement pipe in confusion. Xiaofu, who was weaker, even sneezed.
"The last time..." Doraemon's crying voice echoed in Nobita's ears, but in the blink of an eye, Nobita thought of Fat Tiger and Xiaofu's excessive joke again.
That look... so mean!
Fat Tiger, who was grabbing Nobita's shoulders and sweating profusely, said, "So you are here! First of all, calm down!"
"Xiaohu!" Nobita pointed at the Doraemon actor who made his teeth itch: "You won't be bitten by a dog!"
"You can probably guess who is playing tricks on Nobita," Wu Liuqi sighed and said, "On the one hand, I feel that in terms of being inappropriate, the two guys, Fat Tiger and Xiaofu, are very inappropriate, and they actually use this kind of thing to joke
...But on the other hand, they can still play together like this, their relationship is really good..."
"Congratulations……"
However, compared to the sadness just now, Nobita's eyes now have burning fighting spirit!
After returning to the room, Nobita opened the drawer of his desk and took out a box that looked like Doraemon.
Looking at the two people with ugly faces, Nobita shouted: "This is Doraemon's last power!"
Looking at the angry Nobita, Fat Tiger fell silent, then gritted his teeth: "I'm sorry Nobita!"
Shizuka on the side said angrily: "Fat Tiger! This is wrong of you! Doraemon is Nobita's family. Doraemon was so sad when he returned to the future, and you still tease him like that!"
"That's right!" Remembering something, Nobita opened the drawer, took out the piggy bank, and took out all the coins inside: "I want to use all my savings to buy Dorayaki for Doraemon! There are a lot of them.
Lots of dorayaki! Doraemon will definitely be happy!”
This is a bottle of red liquid that stood up on its own!
"Eh?!" Nobita looked at Fat Tiger in surprise: "Doraemon?! Doraemon!!"
Looking at Nobita getting up from the ground, Shizuka worriedly asked: "Is it really okay?"
Looking at the clear sky, Fat Tiger and Xiaofu said in unison under the cloudless blue sky: "Is this the prank lie you prepared?"
"Congratulations to the main review character Nobi Nobita for improving his learning ability! Nobita, let me see who dares to call you a scumbag in the future!"
And Fat Tiger’s mother also climbed down from Fat Tiger’s body: “Eh? What happened just now?”
"And it's been all these years..." Fat Tiger said with a guilty conscience, "I haven't even apologized to you for this matter..."
Nobita knelt down on the ground in grief and indignation, holding his hands tightly: "You actually lied to me that Doraemon was back... It's unforgivable, it's too much!"
Nobita shook his head: "No... Doraemon can't come back. He said he would never come back again!"
Nobita did not go home, but came to the park where Xiaofu played Doraemon.
Looking at the surprised Nobita guiltily, Xiaofu also lowered his head and said: "I'm sorry, Nobita... I was really obsessed at the time... If it were us, we would have burst into tears... That would be too unfriendly...
…”
Looking at the cherry blossoms falling under the sunset, Nobita said to himself in a low tone: "Doraemon... I still can't let go of your departure..."
Glancing at Nobita not far away, Shizuka whispered: "Nobita, this guy is not upright, he is reckless... There have been many times when he came to my house to find me because of something, and he used the arbitrary door, but the arbitrary door
But the door is open in the bathroom... I like to be clean... and I move a lot, so I bathe more often... But it's definitely not like this every time! It's just that Nobita breaks in carelessly a little too often!"
The tour guide looked meaningfully at Nobita who was not far away, and then looked at Shizuka: "So, your reward is something that can prevent Nobita from breaking in while you are taking a shower?"
Jingxiang nodded: "This is a necklace. As long as you wear it, you can deflect the opening of any door so that it will not appear in front of me... The specific effect is that after any door locks my position, if I
If you don’t agree, the space will be locked and wait for my instructions. If I refuse the appearance of any door, the door will open to other places within a hundred meters. It can only be opened when I agree!"
"I see..." The tour guide nodded: "It's interesting to be able to suppress any sect... Miss Shizuka, on behalf of the Science Department, I would like to make an unkind request to you..."]