["Why is my reward like this!" The husband was about to cry.
Nobita suppressed a smile: "Although he is like this now, he will definitely be handsome when he grows up!"
Looking at Infinite Justice, who is only a little over ten meters tall and whose limbs are in proportion to those of a child, Xiaofu shouted: "How long will it take to grow up! Although this version of Gundam is enough for me to drive, and the operation method is also very simple.
, it’s suitable for children, but it’s not handsome at all! And it will be laughed at as a kid’s Gundam!”
Doraemon smiled and said: "Oh, my dear, don't be sad! Isn't it good to regard Gundam as your childhood sweetheart? He will grow up with you!"
"This is different!" Xiaofu said with tears streaming down his face: "Grow up? You won't grow up in a hundred years!"
Holding back a smile while rummaging through his fourth-dimensional pocket, Doraemon said: "There's really nothing we can do against you. It just so happens that Nobita and I actually want to see how handsome Infinite Justice will be when he grows up, so I'll help.
You do it!”
"Time scarf!" Doraemon took out a square scarf and continued to take out: "And a magnifying lamp!"
The time wrapper was enlarged enough to cover the child version of Infinite Justice, who was just over ten meters tall. Doraemon took out a few bamboo dragonflies and wrapped Infinite Justice with a few friends, waiting for Infinite Justice to grow up.
, the body proportions return to what they should be.
"Speaking of Fat Tiger, what does your reward mean?" While waiting, Xiaofu asked Fat Tiger, who had been distracted.
Fat Tiger thought for a while: "I don't know what it means... you gave me a passage and I will read it to you!"
"What does this mean?" Fat Tiger asked confused.
The next day, the inventory began again, and the first character to appear this time was naturally Deadpool, who was familiar to most of the worlds in the world.
"Fuck Wolverine," Deadpool said in a voice filled with resentment.
Doraemon asked Nobita to calm down and asked Fat Tiger, "Can you bring someone with you?"
After placing Wolverine's ornaments on the table, Deadpool stood up and wandered around the somewhat messy room.
Deadpool's head was also blown up, but his head, which had no vocal cords, could still speak safely, and he could still speak clearly in slow motion: "Guess what, Brother Wolf, I'm going to die in this one too"
!”
"Logan, you are a mutant with super self-healing ability, and you have an Adamantium alloy skeleton to maintain your body, especially the most important brain," Jean Gray said seriously: "This means
Although you are only a level three mutant with self-healing ability, guys like Magneto can easily suppress you, but looking at the universe, there are not many people who can kill you! Even if there are, they are all very powerful and incredible.
method!"
The little husband looked at Nobita in surprise: "Wow! Nobita, your reward is really not worth it! You want all this! It seems that you are really not stupid anymore... but your temperament still looks a bit dull and silly."
Looking at the photos on the wall, Deadpool had a complicated expression.
Nobita was stunned for a moment, and then said embarrassedly: "But, if we take such an adventure, don't we have to look at you, Fat Tiger? After all, you are the one who was summoned? To deal with evil dragons, evil kings, etc., you still have to lead us
Go over there!"
Looking at Logan Howlot who was confused, Jean Gray explained: "Because Deadpool is not a simple guy... On the surface, he is just an alternative superhero, a mutant, but at least from the beginning
The fact that he was able to commentate on the inventory before is enough to show that he is extraordinary! Perhaps this is the reason why he can be included in this theme! And in his story... why did he suddenly take out this toy? The answer can only be
It’s this toy that has a special meaning!”
Fat Tiger thought for a while, and after confirming it in his mind, he said: "Yes, and it just so happens... I'll take a few of you with me, not even one more... Damn it, this is for Nobita's wedding dress! It's obviously another one."
A perfect match for an adventure!”
Charles Xavier looked at Jean Gray who was standing aside, and the latter hesitated for a moment before saying, "It means you might... be dead..."
Then, a huge explosion erupted from the gasoline barrel. Deadpool was engulfed in flames and was quickly torn apart by the huge shock wave and scattered everywhere.
"Please help me find out who the manufacturer is, and I will definitely make them look good!" Logan Howlot said viciously.
But his right hand flew to the ceiling where the camera was, and he raised his middle finger either intentionally or by coincidence.
Charles Xavier immediately asked: "What happened in the past?"
Jean Gray nodded: "There is indeed something wrong. The world where Deadpool lives is another timeline. This has been made clear in the previous inventory. The information revealed by this toy is more important than it seems.
part!"
"You mean... I will die in an ordinary battle?" Logan Howlot asked, holding back his anger of not knowing who to target.
For example, taking all the well-arranged cups off the shelf and smashing them into pieces on the floor.
Charles Xavier thought for a while: "The first thing is to determine the situation in your body. After all, you also know that Nagasaki and Hiroshima have been rebuilt long ago, and many people live there. I am not an expert in this area, but
Since Nagasaki and Hiroshima have become livable now, it stands to reason that even if there are residual radiation in your body, you can find a way to deal with it."
Xiaofu, who was still cheerful at first, was suddenly shocked. Just as he was about to speak, Nobita covered his mouth with the same fear: "Keep your voice down! Do you want to be taught a lesson by Fat Tiger now? And... take a step back and speak.
, if someone is really in danger and happens to summon Fat Tiger, then can't we use this song to catch the enemy off guard?"
Another example is turning on a gas stove, but not igniting it, but letting the gas leak out.
"I want to go too!" Nobita said excitedly.
"Your self-healing ability is useless," Jean Gray said concisely: "What happened in the future that caused you to lose your mutant ability?"
"That makes sense..." Charles Xavier and Jean Gray looked at each other: "The damage caused by nuclear radiation to the human body acts on a very microscopic level and will directly destroy the DNA structure smaller than a cell!
Your self-healing ability comes from the X gene, maybe because nuclear radiation destroyed your X gene... It seems that in the future, your self-healing ability will eventually lose to the damage of nuclear radiation!"
Doraemon thought for a while: "It seems to mean that you may be summoned at any time to travel to other worlds?"
After finishing the cigarette in his hand, Deadpool put on his mask. A large amount of white smoke seeped through the mask and dispersed in the air.
Logan Howlot frowned: "Maybe it's not the past..."
Lying on the gasoline barrel, Deadpool looked at the ceiling with a cigarette butt that was about to go out, and crossed his legs leisurely.
"That is the part that is being inventoried now. Is it the content on the original timeline before the inventory appeared, or is it the content affected by the inventory!" Charles Xavier said: "If it is the latter, there is actually nothing to worry about. There is a high probability.
It’s just that the manufacturer of bad taste is based on you.”
The little husband was so frightened that he quickly covered Nobita's mouth, smiled apologetically at Fat Tiger and said, "I said I look forward to your being summoned! Let's go on an adventure together!"]
Clearing his throat, Fat Tiger said: "'In all the worlds, there are many people whose eyes, under the effect of light and shadow, look very much like the backs of Fat Tigers of various colors. After this reward takes effect, these
People all over the world can summon a fat tiger based on the sight of its back! But the method is unknown. Unless taught by someone who knows how to summon, you can only summon a fat tiger by chance!'...
"
Logan Howlot frowned: "What if it's the former?"
Summers Scott whistled: "Wow, it looks really interesting! I don't know where to buy it. I want to buy one too!"
This commentator, who once appeared in the Stryker inventory with the theme of Dust from the Heavens, appears this time as an inventory character!
The ugly lower half of his face was holding a cigarette. After taking off the cigarette, Deadpool Wade Wilson placed an ornament on the table next to him.
Logan Howlot frowned: "I don't want to die. The world is so interesting now. It would be a pity to die! Is there any way?"
["I seem to know why this guy came to take stock!" Logan Howlot said with itchy teeth: "This guy seems to be able to communicate with the world outside the 'screen'!"
["Shet!" Logan Howlot glared at Scott Summers, who was laughing wildly next to him: "This guy! Don't let me catch him!"]
"Okay!" Fat Tiger suddenly became excited: "I have decided. If anyone can summon me later, as a thank you, every time I am summoned and can go on an adventure, I will use my singing voice when I am summoned.
In return!”
After flicking the cigarette butt, Deadpool didn't even look at the sparkling cigarette butt, and let it fall into the mouth of the gasoline barrel next to his face.
After a pause, Jean Gray said: "From a common sense point of view, when fighting such an enemy, is it possible that there are things like dead tree trunks around? The aftermath of such an ordinary object is enough to destroy it!"
After all, these photos are all intimate photos of him and a woman!
And when the photo was taken, he was still very handsome!
Nobita's face darkened: "Fat Tiger, I said you..."
Charles Xavier frowned: "Logan, something is wrong..."
["Damn, what does this mean?!" Anyone who sees himself with a wooden thorn piercing his chest and lying on a dead tree trunk as an ornament will not be very happy, especially if he has a good temper.
Logan Howlot.
It's actually a bit inappropriate to say it's wandering, because Deadpool is just wreaking havoc.
This ornament looks ordinary, but the content it contains is very important!
Especially for Logan Howlot, who looked confused at this time.
After hearing this, Fat Tiger said angrily: "You know the truth! Yes, I am the key!"
"First of all, he also gave his movie an R rating (restricted rating)," Deadpool explained inexplicably why he said the curse word about Wolverine: "But this long-haired monster actually made money by hanging up.
A huge wave of traffic! Bastard!”
Logan Howlot nodded with confidence: "Then I will leave my wolf life to you, Professor! Anyway, it looks like it's still early, so please save me!"]
Charles Xavier on the side said: "Whether a battle is ordinary or not depends on the purpose of the battle. Even if it is Olympic fencing without bloodshed, isn't it glorious? The point is... only your death is worth killing you."
Almost immortal mutants turned into souvenirs! The point is that you died!"
Logan Howlot nodded: "Maybe...nuclear radiation? I stayed in Nagasaki for a while..."
Charles Xavier nodded: "That's true... After all, this should be the first time that you can communicate with existences other than the 'screen'... Speaking of which, I remember that this statement seems to be... breaking the fourth
Facing the wall?”
"In any case, Deadpool has refreshed our inherent knowledge," said Jean Gray: "In our previous knowledge, to be able to do such a thing, we have to reach the pinnacle of the universe in terms of strength, right? We
I always feel that you have to reach the ceiling of the world's overall level before you can communicate with the beings above the ceiling... But Deadpool completely breaks this perception!"
Scott Summers nodded: "Obviously he is just a mutant with the same self-healing ability as Wolverine, but he can communicate with higher beings. It is really shocking. Most people may not even think that he is communicating with higher beings.
There is communication, I just think he is a madman talking nonsense!"
"It's just a mutant like me..." Logan Halot narrowed his eyes: "How about you try to use your full power on me and see if I can rush over and chop off your head?"]