The scene turned to a solemn funeral somewhere. The coffin that was being admired by everyone was suddenly opened. After Deadpool sat up from it, he turned around and shot at the black suit who had no time to dodge.
After killing several important characters, Deadpool was not discouraged and the most important target was not hit. Instead, he ran towards the distance with a suitcase, trying to use tombstones as cover.
But Deadpool just jumped up high and shot his target in the back of the head.
The bullet flew out from between the eyebrows, the suitcase was violently thrown open and a large amount of banknotes were spilled out.
And these banknotes were flying, completing the screen switching.
In an underground nightclub somewhere, a pole stripper was dancing among the banknotes, but after the lights were switched, the original sexy stripper disappeared, and instead, on the pole, was Deadpool in a battle suit but with a blond wig.
.
The dancers, who looked very tough from their appearance, immediately started to draw guns.
But before they could take out the guns they put under the table, Deadpool in high heels jumped in front of them and started the third killing in their memories.
Immediately afterwards, Deadpool came to Osaka again. After saying in Japanese that he would not bargain, he started a bloody battle with the vicious Yakuza members in the bathhouse.
"Hey! I'm talking about business!" Brian pointed at an unlucky guy who was teased by Deadpool: "Look, this guy even had his crotch ripped off, and it was mosaic at this time, but what about those bloody scenes?
?”
Meg's expression was strange: "I always feel that your words are weird..."
After taking care of the last unlucky guy, Deadpool put away his gun and came to the camera.
Wade Wilson said with a smile: "I hope these unlucky guys won't hide. Of course, it's okay to hide. I can just tell my employer more money. I guess they won't mind paying me a little to find someone. Finally.
The most important thing is, I have to find a way to break through that guy's safe house!"
Brian spread his hands and said seriously: "And it can't be because we are more restricted. Deadpool's story is obviously not dull. He can actually have sex with us! But why not? Isn't it because you are not ambitious enough?
!”
The camera locked on the escaping Sergey, and Deadpool continued: "But let's keep it secret for now. Let's talk about your thoughts. If you are in the cinema at this time, you must think that it is better to leave the child behind.
Leave it at home, otherwise you will get a headache if you are stimulated by the blood plasma and various R-rated pictures. But believe me, your child is either having too much fun at home, or the nanny you hired is too high.
"
The gangsters seemed to be afraid of Deadpool's fighting power, for fear of making him angry, so they just shot in the sky and stopped moving forward after chasing him to the entrance of the alley.
Looking at the guilty Brian, Stewart pointed at Pete who was secretly sad and said: "Just like that fat guy who envies the unlucky guy who has no crotch cloth! But he is much more honest than you, and he is also jealous of you.
Stronger than others, but he showed it directly!"
Brian originally wanted to be harsh, but he ran towards the thrown bones uncontrollably.
He flew directly and smashed the glass of the back seat, without any further reminder from Deadpool. The frightened Du Pengde quickly stepped on the accelerator and led Deadpool to get rid of the chasing gangsters.
Brian said matter-of-factly: "Of course! We are one of the few animations that Disney's legal department has no choice but to choose to acquire. Such an excellent work. As one of the protagonists, you and I have had so many incredible experiences. Why?
You weren’t selected during the review?! It’s not because you’re unlucky. After all, I’m just the smartest dog, and I can’t build a time machine!”
["As expected of a restricted level..." Looking at the plasma from severed limbs flying everywhere when Deadpool killed people, Brian covered his eyes with disgust: "Is it true that there is no mosaic at all? What should I do if it scares children?
"
"No, but this guy can't live in a safe house all his life, right?" Deadpool said with some itching.
"Baby, believe me, you are the only one for me!" Wade Wilson said affectionately.]
“My world tour finally brought me back home,” Deadpool explained while killing in an underground chemical processing plant somewhere in chaos: “I found a special person-Sergey Valli.
Shnikov.”
"This journey has been so smooth, Dupont," Deadpool said: "When people mention me, it's like they mention Jesus..."
"Duponde, drive quickly!" Deadpool shouted as hard as he could, but in the taxi at the end of the alley, the Indian driver closed the window and listened attentively to the lecture on the car radio.
"Childish!" After Brian took the bones back, he yelled at Meg and Stuart: "Meg, forget it if you want to make trouble, Stuart, why are you so childish!"
"I want to be a professional killer." Before Deadpool could finish speaking, Doubend interrupted Deadpool's thinking.
Meg on the side took out a big bone from nowhere: "Hey, Brian, go pick it up!"
"We can't really let him hide in the safe house until our anniversary!" Wade Wilson said: "Otherwise it will feel like having sex on the tub, and then someone else's husband comes back, even if he manages to escape from the balcony
Yes, I feel very unhappy!"
Deadpool looked at Du Pengde affectionately: "Xiaodu, you always surprise me. It turns out that your soul is so profound... We all need a sense of belonging. This is for sure. We all need a real feeling of home.
…”
"I've only seen the first two," Arthur Curry replied after burping: "But the last one... the name sounds like it should be a horror movie? Is this a family movie?"
["The anniversary seems to be in the near future." Vanessa said in Wade Wilson's ear.
Looking at the dozen or so trembling subordinates at the other end of the laboratory where corpses were strewn, Deadpool spread his hands helplessly.
"You blame me?!" Stewart looked at Brian in disbelief.
Deadpool struggled to climb from the back seat to the passenger seat, and said with difficulty: "Tell me more, idiot!"
But Sergey was unmoved and directly called a large group of his men.
Deadpool's narration ended with Sergey running into the safe house and closing the thick alloy door.
Arthur Curry on the side said with a smile: "So you are a little Puxi!"]
Vanessa frowned: "Although I know this is just a strange metaphor, I am actually a little unhappy. After all, although you are ugly and love me very much, it is inevitable that some bitches will come to seduce you!"
Stewart said: "Why do you care so much? Is this something you are worried about? I haven't seen any children give you bones to eat!"
"It's not that I'm naive, it's that you are so hypocritical!" Stewart said: "Every time you take stock, you comment with a condescending attitude, but in fact, your heart is not disdain at all, but jealousy!"
While talking aimlessly, Deadpool suddenly turned his head, looked at the camera on the seat next to him, and said to the audience: "The Passion of the Christ is the highest-grossing R-rated movie in North America, and I will be next... But
It's a different situation abroad, my first movie was the number one box office hit in the world!"
Just as he was about to say something, Deadpool saw the thick plasma covering the camera.
Looking at the surprised Deadpool, Dupont explained: "Do you remember that I kidnapped Bandu and threatened him with violence?"
After solving a large number of Japanese Yakuza, the screen switches again.
"Do you remember the movie "Interview with the Vampire"?" Dupont continued to ask.
Du Pengde seemed to have long been accustomed to Deadpool's lack of tone and did not dwell on this: "Has your mission been completed?"
"Haha! That guy is on fire!" In the picture, an unlucky guy is bathed in flames, screaming and rushing from one side of the screen to the other. Deadpool said cheerfully: "This is not a CG special effect, it is real fire.
! Let’s get back to the subject, I believe everyone has understood that I make money by killing bad guys, and the guy with a super long name in the picture can be said to be one of the worst people!”
The screen turned, and Deadpool was running in front, followed by a dozen menacing-looking gangsters.
"It's normal for me to be like this, right?" Brian said: "Who doesn't want to take stock? Especially as the protagonist, you can get very generous rewards! Look at that Deadpool, he just has immortality and can communicate with the audience
That’s it, can’t we do it too? But why weren’t we chosen?!”
Before Duponde finished speaking, Deadpool stuck his head over from the back seat: "Make money to fill your wallet? What do you want, like something strong?"
Duponde smiled and said: "You are living my dream life, Mr. Death!"
"And whether you believe it or not," Deadpool continued, "'Deadpool 2' is really a family movie, that's absolutely true. Isn't there a horrific murder at the beginning of every good family movie?
For example, "Bambi", "The Lion King", "Saw 7" and so on."
"I'm not an ordinary dog, I don't eat bones!" Brian defended.
"I think I might have pooped my pants because of the fright!" Duponde said while driving.
After moving a chair and wiping the camera, Deadpool said to Sergey, who was watching the surveillance camera nervously: "Safe house? Seriously? Can you come out by yourself? I'm in a hurry!"
Deadpool nodded: "You almost killed him."
"Well, please don't ignore me," Barry Allen said weakly from the side: "Although I am the fastest man, I am still a little scared..."
"What I want to say is my soul," Duponde said: "I want to enrich my soul, I want to have a place to belong to, just like you, Mr. Death!"
Deadpool looked at the back seat where he was sitting, and said to Du Pende apologetically: "Actually, I might have pulled it."
Shrugging, Clark Kent said: "Others may be qualified to talk about horror movies, but we here don't have to think so, right? Afu, can you help us find resources? Let's take a look at this after reading the inventory
Part of Saw.”
Alfred nodded: "No problem, Master Kent. In addition, although I haven't watched it, I do think that we shouldn't regard it as a horror movie. Without the halo of a horror movie, the story may indeed be
It’s like Deadpool said, it’s a family movie!”
Stewart narrowed his eyes: "Very good, Brian, I know you are trying to provoke others, but you did succeed! Just wait, we will definitely take stock, and then I will cut you off!"]
Bruce Wayne frowned and looked at his teammate who smelled of alcohol: "Have you seen them all?"
Looking at the watch that started to buzz on his wrist, Deadpool said distressedly: "I really have to go, today is my anniversary!"
Stewart crossed his hands and said, "Come on Brian, we at "Family Guy" are not good at it. Your pretentiousness is really boring!"
["The first two are understandable, but what the hell is the last one?" Arthur Curry said with a blushing face while drinking Erguotou from the East.
"I also want to live the life of my dreams, waiter." Du Pengde said with some extravagant hope: "But driving a taxi is not as sexy as you look like. I want to fill my..."
Deadpool shook his head: "I don't want to remember."
"When Tom Cruise fed blood to 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst for the first time..." Duponde recalled the very memorable moment: "She looked at his smooth and handsome face.
Say...'I want more'..."
Deadpool turned his head away speechlessly and looked at the camera on the car window.
But Dupont continued to talk, even more excitedly: "Ah! Mr. Death, imagine me as a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst!"