["Mr. Death!" Du Pengde said excitedly on the phone: "I'm going to have the life of my dreams!"
Wade Wilson comforted him: "Be quiet, be calm, Du Pengde, after all, you are a person who has experienced strong winds and waves. You have carried a gun with me and fought with cannons... Well, it seems that you haven't. In short, you should calm down."
Don’t get too excited about such small things.”
"Okay! Mr. Death, I'm calm! I'm calm now!" Du Pengde said: "But I won't be able to calm down again soon! I will have super powers soon!"
Wade Wilson said: "First of all, you may have misunderstood. The inventory reward does not mean that you will have super powers."
Du Pengde was stunned for a moment, but still said excitedly: "It's okay to become a top killer!"
"I don't necessarily want you to be a registered killer. Maybe I'll give you a super taxi?" Wade Wilson held back his laughter and teased Dupont: "For example, it's bulletproof, has a great engine, like
It's like in the 007 movie where you can fly and escape... In this case, you don't have to pick up ordinary people. I am willing to let you be my full-time driver and send me to perform tasks. Or when nothing happens, you can also pick up the work yourself.
Go be the chauffeur for important people!”
Du Pengde said with some tears: "But isn't this still a taxi driver? I don't want to be a taxi driver anymore!"
"Don't think like that!" Wade Wilson said in a persuasive way: "The sweeper who sweeps away garbage is a sweeper, isn't the singer who cleans up civilization a sweeper?"]
Soon, Duponde sent Deadpool to the place.
["How about we make a baby now?" Wade Wilson said in Vanessa's ear: "Baby, I love you so much!"
[Palpatine: "..."
"Your Majesty, is there really no problem? After all..." Governor Tarkin looked at Darth Vader unabashedly: "There is still such a person."
"I'm going to make some desserts," Wade Wilson looked at Vanessa with aggressive eyes, clearly indicating that there was going to be a big fight: "We'll make a baby later!"
Wade Wilson forced a smile: "Diarrhea? Although I would have to take off my clothes to confirm this, all the current signs point to it."
The red lightsaber shines brightly, and Darth Vader, holding the sword, is walking on the way to the spaceship, exuding a terrifying aura that is inaccessible to strangers.]
But the woman didn't buy such an outrageous excuse, and just looked at Deadpool indifferently.
It is conceivable that if given the opportunity, he would definitely investigate when something happened between his son and his daughter that should not have happened.
Before Vanessa could react, a shotgun was fired at close range, punching a huge hole in the door lock.
"Wade, you have to know," his girlfriend said affectionately while riding on Wade Wilson: "Children are opportunities for us to become better, to become better than before."
"Explanation?! What are you thinking?!" Tony Stark said with red eyes: "As a parent, of course, you must popularize sexual knowledge to your children to protect themselves, but what this red-mouthed bastard said is called
What words?! I feel like even the best writers and linguists in the world can’t translate his words into something that children can listen to!”
[Looking at the two people kissing passionately in the video, Diana Prince smiled and said: "Ah, it turns out that Deadpool also fought with a bad guy in a black cloak, and his mother's name is Martha too?"
He didn't really care that if this thing was false, the emperor would make it true in public opinion.
"My dad is undoubtedly a bastard who abandoned us." Wade Wilson hugged his girlfriend and said, "I may not be able to be Todd's moral role model."
Turning over and sitting on Wade Wilson, his girlfriend said: "You are not your father, and I will not name my son Todd."
Shaking her head, her girlfriend said: "Baby, that's from The Empire Strikes Back."
"Sorry I'm late!" Deadpool ran back to his home, threw the two samurai swords and hood on his back to the ground, and looked nervously at the beautiful woman who had been waiting in the room for a long time: "There is a group of...
…The disabled child was stuck in a tree, so I…”
After drinking a whole glass of water, Tony Stark said resentfully: "This inventory video should have a grading function! For children under a certain age, mosaic and noise reduction methods are all used, otherwise we parents
Yes, just processing some shameful words, I don’t know how much time I will waste and how much saliva I will consume!”
But Wade Wilson, who was physically stronger than ordinary people, heard some unusual noises.
Vanessa smiled and said: "You make money outside, and I will be a good helper at home and consider some things that are in your blind spots!"
There was deep worry in Wade Wilson's eyes: "But...I haven't gone to the higher world to see with my own eyes...I don't feel at ease...I don't know if the freedom now is real freedom..."]
Wade Wilson nodded: "Yes, after all, you also know that our world was created... It is conceivable that some brainless screenwriters will definitely write some strange stories, such as father and son turning against each other, and father and son turning against each other.
Women turn against each other, brothers and sisters turn against each other, etc. Only in this way can there be a shocking point to attract readers or viewers..."
"Kiss me like you miss me so much." The woman said with a smile.
Slashing the enemies with kitchen knives one after another, Wade Wilson killed all the enemies who attacked in the middle of the night without even using his highly resilient mutant ability.
"I think you missed a big part of the plot." My girlfriend said helplessly.
Vanessa stood up with lingering fear: "I...I'm fine..."
Palpatine said calmly: "It depends on his own thoughts. The choice of whether to be loyal or not is up to him, and... maybe he wants to deal with Luke more than me? Hahahaha! Interesting!"
["Shet, why are there no mosaics and silencers?!" Tony Stark came over cursing.
Wade Wilson stood next to the oven. After putting the bread in, he smiled and looked at Vanessa who was thinking of a name for the child.
Barry Allen on the side asked curiously: "So Deadpool's mother is also named Martha?"
Deadpool said firmly: "No, Luke must have had something with her."
Looking at the woman who still looked unbelieving, Wade Wilson asked uncertainly: "Then... there's a traffic jam?"
"Keep making it up," the woman said.
Darth Vader didn't answer, but he also didn't hide the fact that he was shaking with anger.
"There is no need to mention the old things." After so many years of wandering among flowers, Bruce Wayne can still keep his expression unchanged.
"The Galactic Empire is so big, and all kinds of strange things happen every day, but this is the first time I see such a thing around me!" Palpatine laughed and said, "It's really interesting! Darth Vader,
Would you like to take off your mask and let me see your current expression?"
Governor Tarkin smiled and said, "We seem to have heard something interesting?"
After checking that there was indeed no blood on Vanessa, Wade Wilson breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank God I didn't use that grinder to deal with the enemy..."
In the video, Wade Wilson and his girlfriend exchanged anniversary gifts and confirmed their plans to have a child in the future.
After creating a certain obstacle for the enemy, Wade Wilson ran to the kitchen area and got the knife holder that had been placed.
As a father who also has a daughter, Hank Pym understood Tony Stark's feelings quite well at this time: "Then have you explained it clearly to Morgan?"
"Well, you guessed it right, I actually just fought a bad guy in black with a cloak on a rainy night," Wade Wilson made it up: "But then we found out that our mothers are both named Martha..."
In order to create a suitable atmosphere, the two of them cuddled together after taking a shower and watching TV together.
Thanks to the fact that the door is only so wide, Wade Wilson doesn't have to deal with many people at one time.
Palpatine was silent for a while and said: "Find someone to start with public opinion. Although I don't take this guy Luke seriously, I really annoy him! Since there is scandalous information from another world, it doesn't matter whether it is true or false.
It works!”
"I don't quite understand what you mean!" Du Pengde looked at Deadpool with eyes full of wisdom.
Wade Wilson was amused by his girlfriend's little humor, but he soon became sad: "But in fact, isn't this how things always develop? Just like in "Star Wars", men will always become harmonious.
It’s the same as my own father, and then it’s indescribable to have an affair with my own blood sister.”
Anyway, first find that little bastard and give him a good beating!
If it's true……
The woman said: "This reason still doesn't work."
"Get down," Wade Wilson stared at the door and pointed behind the sofa where Vanessa was sitting and said, "Hide!"
"But the trajectory of the world has changed drastically, hasn't it?" Vanessa held Wade Wilson's face and said, "You don't have to worry about this anymore... The development of the world is no longer determined by whose pen...
…We are all free already…aren’t we?”
Darth Vader: "..."
"That's obviously just a joke!" Victor Stone rolled his eyes with his only remaining human eye.]
"Baby?!" Wade Wilson came to the sofa worriedly, holding a knife holder with a useless knife.
He picked up a pan and hit the first unlucky guy who came in on the back of his head, and then took the opportunity to sneak attack on the second one.
After getting off the car, Deadpool turned back to Dupond and said: "Listen, kid, others may advise you not to join the ranks of dangerous mercenaries. After all, your thin body is made of the same paper shell.
With your small arms, I know you are not very suitable for this industry, but you are an eagle! The eagle should soar! You should grasp the dream, grasp the hip axis of the dream! Let the dream surge!"
"I guess even if this suggestion is heard, it will not be adopted," Bruce Banner said at the side: "After all, it has been taking stock for many years, and there are probably more bloody scenes telling jokes than you have ever seen of women.
It seems that no one is aware of this, and there is no rectification at all. Instead, the complete set of information on time travel technology is intentionally blocked. It is enough to show that the prohibited and restricted things in our eyes are not exactly the same as the inventory."]
"But honey, do you really care about being a good father?" Vanessa asked.
After thinking about it for a while, Wade Wilson said: "I'm actually mixing all the batter in the world together, and then trying to find a way to launch it into space, so that we don't have to see this terrible food anymore."
Deadpool laughed and said, "I don't quite understand either! But anyway, we'll see you in the office!"
Wade Wilson breathed a sigh of relief: "Then...you come over?"
Wade Wilson looked at the beauty in front of him: "Vanessa, you look much smarter than me."
But at this moment, Vanessa saw the fish behind Wade Wilson that had never appeared.
Wade Wilson turned around without hesitation and threw the last knife.
But it was a little far away from the door. After Wade Wilson's turning movement was noticed by the enemy, the enemy subconsciously turned sideways, but did not forget to shoot in his hand.
Without the tools at hand, and the distance was not enough, even though Wade Wilson could see the trajectory of the bullet with his dynamic vision that was much stronger than ordinary people, he exhausted all his strength and could not prevent the bullet from hitting Vanessa.