"Da Mao, what are you talking about? The contractor's son is not his biological son?"
The butcher grabbed Da Mao's arm.
"That's right, he doesn't even know he's being cuckolded. He's so blind that he won't even have time to cry!"
Da Mao was very proud that his news could arouse such a reaction from the Pig Killer.
"Haha, I have a long life, I'm stupid, I have three pig heads, I have a chamber pot egg, I deserve it! I had a check-up a long time ago and everything is normal. I was supposed to visit my relatives last week, but I haven't come yet. I thought I was injured in a car accident.
It’s because of the surgery. Haha, Allah has it, Allah has it.”
The Shanghai aunt actually clapped her hands on the hospital bed, cheering and being as happy as a three-year-old child getting a favorite toy.
Tang Qing was originally worried that Damao and the pig-butcher talking about the contractor's son's full moon wine would irritate Aunt Shanghai, but he didn't expect Aunt Shanghai to be so happy.
Tang Qing didn't believe that the contractor's son was not his own, because she knew that the contractor had done a paternity test, so he couldn't be wrong. But the Shanghai aunt said that her relatives didn't come on time, and she had to ask clearly. In case it was really true.
If the surgery has any impact, she needs to communicate with the doctor in time to see if it will have any impact on her body.
"Aunt Shanghai, don't you have no relatives? He doesn't come to see you on time, why are you so happy?"
"Yes, Aunt Shanghai, I haven't heard you mention having any relatives? When did he say he wanted to visit you?"
Before Tang Qing could ask, Da Mao and the Pig Killer couldn't wait to ask Aunt Shanghai first.
"Are you two stupid? The relative that Auntie Shanghai is talking about refers to the one our women come to every month...that one did not come on time, which means...hey, my relatives did not come on time either."
Silly Gu said that Da Mao and Pig Butcher were stupid, and her own face turned red.
"Silly girl, Nong didn't come on time? Is Nong usually accurate? If so, it must be something wrong if he didn't come on time."
Auntie Shanghai took Shagu's hand, her eyes were shining, and her joy was beyond words.
"What are you talking about? What, that, and this?"
Da Mao scratched his head with his big hands, but still didn't understand.
"Da Mao, Sha Gu and Shanghai Aunt may both be pregnant with our child."
After all, Pig Killer has been through this before and has had children, so he understands immediately.
"Nong, that stinking pig butcher, how could he be pregnant with our child? Ala's child is only related to Nong. It must be the bad thing Nong did when Nong took Ala to drill the bridge hole."
"That's right, I only get along with Da Mao. Da Mao, based on the days, you can take me back that night."
Although the Shanghai aunt and silly aunt blamed the pig butcher, their faces were full of happiness.
"Haha, I have a child, I have a child!"
"I'm going to be a dad again, I'm going to be a dad again!"
The two grown men, Da Mao and Pig Killer, hugged, jumped and cheered in the ward.
"Hey, hey, what are you arguing about? This is a hospital, not a playground!"
The nurse opened the door and came in.
"Nurse, I'm going to be a father. I'm going to be a father."
Da Mao let go of the butcher and went over to hug the nurse.
"Hey, are you crazy? Let me go quickly, or I'll call the security guard!"
The nurse shouted anxiously.
Tang Qing hurried over and asked Da Mao to let go of his hand, and explained to the nurse:
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, he is so happy. He just found out that his wife is pregnant. He is so happy, so happy."
The nurse glanced at Tang Qing and said:
"You are Master Jiujin, right? What? She didn't find any relatives at first, so you are her relative. Now she has a child, and he shows up?"
"No, no, not, I, I..."
Da Mao hurriedly explained to the nurse.
"What? Is a tall and thick man still a man? My wife was so scared that she ran away in a car accident? Now that she knows she is pregnant, she has come to be a father? What kind of virtue!"
The nurse looked disdainful.
"You, I..."
Tang Qing saw that Da Mao still wanted to explain, so he stopped him and said to the nurse with a smile:
"Your criticism is right. I will educate him well and punish him to buy sweets and fruits so that you can be happy together."
"Master Jiujin still understands the truth. No wonder the neighbors respect you so much. Then you should be quiet and don't affect other patients' rest."
The nurse walks out of the ward.
"You walk slowly, I will bring you sweets and fruits later!"
Tang Qing shouted at the nurse's back and went over to close the door of the ward.
Damao walked to Tang Qing and asked:
"Master Jiujin, do you really want to buy candies and fruits?"
"Are you feeling sorry for the banknotes? You didn't keep your mouth shut and shouted loudly. This is your own fault!"
"Master Jiujin, do you think it's a joke? Let's forget about the sugar and fruit, right?"
"Whatever you say spills water, and you must keep your word. Besides, shouldn't we celebrate that Silly Guy and Shanghai Auntie are married? Go, buy it quickly, and go to the emergency room to make an order and say you want to test whether you are pregnant."
Tang Qing handed Damao two hundred yuan notes.
"Master Jiujin, are you sorry for this? Are you sorry for this?"
"Sorry to take Master Jiujin's notes?"
Just as Da Mao was about to take the money from Tang Qing, the silly girl came over and grabbed his hand.
"I, I, I mean, I went to the emergency room to get that, that test order, sorry."
Da Mao explained sarcastically.
"Are you embarrassed to ask you to order a test? Are you embarrassed to ask me to go to your house? Isn't this a bad thing you did? If you don't want to go, wait until the obstetrician and gynecologist goes to work tomorrow, and I will just go and do the test.
Forget it, we won’t be embarrassed about each other anymore!”
The silly girl turned and walked towards the door of the ward.
"Hey, hey, silly girl, wife, I didn't mean that. I'm going, I'm going!"
Da Mao catches up with Sha Gu.
"Go and buy candies and fruits, the best ones. I'll go to the emergency room to make an order."
The silly girl handed Damao three hundred yuan.
"Your order! My dear wife!"
Da Mao took the money with one hand and took Sha Gu's hand with the other, and walked out of the ward happily.
"Hey, this stupid girl isn't stupid at all."
The butcher looked at the backs of Da Mao and Sha Gu enviously.
"How does it look like Nong? Ning Mo is tall and thick, and is a head taller than Sha Gu. She is also said to be a male Ning, but she is not as courageous as Sha Gu or a female Ning, and she is not as generous as Sha Gu!"
A Shanghai aunt scolded the pig butcher.
"I, I, don't my legs and feet feel inconvenient right now?"
"You have inconvenient legs and feet? Do you have the courage like Da Mao when your legs and feet are convenient? Do you dare to take Ala to your house? You only know how to drill holes in bridges!"
"I, I, my room is in a mess, I'm afraid you might laugh at me, I, I, my quilt is good, good, it hasn't been washed for a long time."
"Why don't you ask Allah to wash it? It's just right after you've been washed, it's just right..."
"Just what?"
"Nong Ziga's longevity, Nong is worse than a contractor! There is a lot of noise in Nong Ziga's house. Why don't you go to Ala's place? You want to drill the bridge hole instead!"
"Aunt Shanghai, don't you also like to drill holes in bridges, haha."
"Alas, pig head three, oh my, my belly hurts so much, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts so much!"
"Where does it hurt? Let me rub it for you, right here?"
"No, a little above..."
"Hey, Master Jiujin, how can I go out?"
"You rub it, I'll go out and breathe for a while."
Tang Qing really couldn't bear to see Auntie Shanghai and the Pig Killer being so arrogant and flirting unscrupulously. Maybe this was their love.
Love? Does it really exist?
A pig-butcher and a Shanghai aunt, a true friend is found in need? A halfway couple, the more hardships they have, the deeper their love becomes?
Sha Gu and Da Mao, fell in love at first sight? Love is pure, thorough, true?
What about yourself? Have you ever been in love?
No, the relationship with my dead husband is more of a family relationship, a relationship like family members, just like family.
Be happy for Shagu and Da Mao, they found their true love!
Be happy for Auntie Shanghai and the Pig Butcher, they finally achieved success!
Both of them have the fruit of love, they should really be happy!
No, if the Shanghai aunt is able to give birth, why hasn’t she had any child after being with the contractor for so many years? Is it possible that there is something wrong with the contractor? So what Damo said about the contractor’s son is not his biological child, is this not groundless?
I have to ask Da Mao carefully, maybe there is something wrong with the Li family’s paternity test!