"Master Jiujin, don't talk nonsense about anything?"
"Master pig butcher, you scared me!"
Tang Qing turned around and saw the pig-butcher standing behind her with a smile.
"Master Jiujin, have you done something wrong?"
"How can it be!"
"Then what are you scared of?"
"You suddenly hit a big thunder behind me, can I not be shocked?"
"Haha, Master Jiujin, that glasses doctor looks quite handsome, isn't it interesting?"
"Master pig butcher, don't make such a joke casually. Have you sold out all the meat?"
"Well, business is good today. How is your health?"
"It's okay, I was accidentally touched by the razor."
"Master Jiujin, it is not auspicious to be injured by your own eating partner. You'd better go worship the Bodhisattva these days."
"What are you talking about? Haven't you ever injured your hand with your own butcher knife?"
"Very few, almost none."
"You rock!"
In fact, this was the first time that a situation like this had happened to Tang Qing today. How could the razor scratch the instep of his instep?
The barber hurts his foot with his own razor, just like the carpenter hurts his back with his own axe, the embroiderer gets pricked in the face with her own embroidery needle, the blacksmith gets hit on the head with his own big hammer...
Alas, if this spreads out, will I still be the "Nine-pound Master" of the People's Barber Shop? If my grandfather and father find out, they will still force me to shave the winter melon again and I will be unable to sleep for a day and a night?
Tang Qing has been different since she was a child. She doesn't like to play games with other girls, and she doesn't like to learn girls' special skills, such as sewing and mending. When her grandma asked her to get an embroidery needle, she just went to get her grandfather's haircut.
knife.
"You like playing with razors so much, you might as well become a barber in the future!"
Grandma said angrily.
"Haha, I agree with my granddaughter becoming a barber. Originally, I was worried that she, a girl, would not want to learn this craft!"
Grandpa is happy.
"Grandpa, isn't it easy to shave your head? Cut the long ones short and shave the short ones!"
Tang Qing disagreed.
"Easy? That's easy for you to say at such a young age. Go, take a razor and shave off the white frost thorns on those winter melons. Do not scratch the skin of the winter melons."
"good!"
Little Tang Qing agreed and shaved off the frost thorns on the winter melon. But no matter how hard she tried, she still scratched the skin of the winter melon after shaving for most of the night.
Grandpa asked Tang Qing to keep shaving, and he was not allowed to sleep if he couldn't shave properly.
Little Tang Qing had no choice but to continue shaving.
Hey, it's strange, in a daze, Tang Qing felt like a razor was flying. The white frost thorns on the surface of the winter melon were shaved clean, but the skin of the winter melon was intact.
Grandpa said that shaving your head requires the selfless effort of staying out of trouble.
"Master Jiujin, be careful of the steps!"
"Ah? Oh!"
Tang Qing came to the ward of his aunt in Shanghai with the butcher in associations and memories.
Carpenter Wang sat on a stool next to the bed and spoke with his back to the door. Aunt Shanghai and the two neighborhood aunts who took care of Aunt Shanghai listened intently.
Considering that the Shanghai aunt's admission to the hospital was unusual, Tang Qing paid for her to live in a single ward to prevent the suicide from spreading.
"Sooner than later, when I saw that Master Jiujin was about to be eaten by the beast, I rushed forward desperately and slammed into the beast with all my strength..."
"The beast was knocked away, Master Jiujin was saved, but I fell into the pit and almost died gloriously."
"Butcher, how do you know this?"
Carpenter Wang was salivating and talking about the big book, but he didn't expect the butcher to suddenly come over and pick up the sentence.
"Master Wang, your heroic deeds of sacrificing yourself to save others are now being spread in the streets and alleys!"
The pig-butcher was right. The big book that Carpenter Wang said at the People's Barber Shop in the morning immediately spread throughout the streets and alleys.
"Haha, is it true? I actually just did what I should do."
Carpenter Wang touched his chin and smiled even more passionately.
"Master Wang, Nong really sticks!"
"Master Wang, you are so brave!"
"Master Wang, you are so brave!"
A Shanghai aunt and two neighborhood aunts praised Carpenter Wang.
"Master Wang, you are so capable!"
Tang Qing couldn't help but go over and give Wang Carpenter a thumbs up wrapped in gauze.
"Hey, Master Jiujin, can you relieve your boredom? Hehe, can you relieve your boredom? Hehe."
Carpenter Wang stood up awkwardly.
"Sit down!"
Tang Qing held Carpenter Wang's shoulders and asked Auntie Shanghai:
"Aunt Shanghai, are you feeling better?"
"Master Jiujin, Nong is also sitting here. Master Wang told Ala some things that happened to Xiang Nong and Yi last night. Ala was frightened and happy at the same time. Did Ala laugh? Nothing happened to his body."
"Haha, Master Wang, it seems that your talking about big books can still cure diseases. You should talk more about it in the future."
Tang Qing was happy to see that Shanghai Auntie was in much better spirits, and it didn't matter to him that Wang Carpenter said such a big book.
"Master Jiujin, you are joking, you are joking."
Carpenter Wang himself felt embarrassed.
"Aunt Shanghai, what are your next plans?"
"Master Jiujin, Nong is also a woman. Can Ara still live with Yi?"
"I understand that. If you must divide it, I think it would be better to divide it later than earlier. I will ask Lawyer Gao to come over tomorrow."
"Lawyer Gao? Master Jiujin, why did you invite Lawyer Gao to come over?"
Auntie Shanghai doesn't understand.
"Master Jiujin, as the saying goes, family scandals should not be publicized. I think we should resolve Auntie Shanghai's matter internally."
"Yeah, it's been less than a day, and there's been a lot of noise outside. I think it's better not to make the matter a big deal."
Carpenter Wang and Butcher objected to hiring a lawyer.
"Of course people like to talk about this kind of thing. If they want to talk about it, let them talk about it. As long as Auntie Shanghai behaves well in the future, that's better than anything else!"
Tang Qing has his own opinion.
"Do I have to ask a lawyer to solve it?"
"Master Jiujin, let's go to my aunt's house in Shanghai tonight. I'll give that bastard a good beating first, and then force him to cleanse himself and leave the house, okay?"
Carpenter Wang and the Pig Killer thought there was no need to hire a lawyer.
"Master pig butcher, will a beating solve the problem? Not only will it not solve the problem, it will also make the matter worse. Aunt Shanghai's rationality will become unreasonable. Of course, if Aunt Shanghai doesn't want to break up and wants to continue living with him, that's another matter.
, let’s go over and argue with him, teach him a lesson so that he can remember it for a long time, that’s fine.”
Tang Qing spoke slowly and steadily, far beyond her age of thirty-one.
"Ara is determined to break up and doesn't want to spend a day with Yi!"
Auntie Shanghai jumped up from the hospital bed.
"Shanghai Auntie, don't be excited, be careful to catch cold. You must keep warm after being poisoned by this gas, otherwise there will be sequelae. Didn't you take the photo? We will hand it over to Lawyer Gao, who will handle the relevant procedures with full authority.
.”
Tang Qing asked Aunt Shanghai to lie down again and pressed the corners of the quilt tightly for her.
"Master Jiujin, we must strive for the greatest benefit for Auntie Shanghai and let that bastard, who is worse than a pig or a dog, leave the house!"
The butcher still looked filled with indignation.
"Master Pig Butcher, we can only obtain the maximum benefit for Aunt Shanghai through the law. Aunt Shanghai, don't worry, he can't deny it with photos as evidence."
Tang Qing persuaded the pig butcher and then the Shanghai aunt.
"Alas, Ala is really blind. At the beginning, Ala followed Yi to Yan City for a small favor. I think Ala is almost half a century old and has no children. How will he live alone in Yan City in the future? Wow.
Woo hoo..."
Auntie Shanghai burst into tears.
"You can go back to Shanghai. It's a big magical city. You can't even see the tops of the tall buildings by the Bund!"
"Master Wang, what are you talking about about Big Book? Aunt Shanghai, don't worry, we are all your relatives. In this way, I will talk to Lawyer Gao first and ask him to go to the contractor. If he can mediate, he will mediate. If he can't mediate, he will mediate.
Just sue. Don’t worry, your interests will be fully protected!”
Tang Qing said and walked out of the ward.
"That is required!"
"We must do our best to protect the interests of Shanghai Auntie!"
Carpenter Wang and the Pig Killer followed closely behind Tang Qing.
"What are you two doing out with me?"
Tang Qing turned around and asked.
"The difference between men and women is so inconvenient!"
"What an inconvenience! It's inconvenient to stay long!"
Carpenter Wang and the Pig Butcher bent down and laughed.
"Haha, you two are quite knowledgeable, aren't you? It seems that a big book talks in vain, and a big book listens in vain. You are very knowledgeable!"
"That's necessary. Who told us to be regular customers of your People's Barber Shop?"
"It was the environment of the People's Barbershop that influenced us, we must get on the road!"
The three of them had just walked to the door of the hospital when they met a man and couldn't help but do something unethical.