Tang Qing walked into People's Barber Shop and went straight to Aunt Shanghai.
"Nine……"
"go out!"
Tang Qing didn't wait for the Shanghai aunt to speak and pulled her out of the store.
"Master Jiujin, you..."
"You get out too!"
Tang Qing pointed in the direction of the store door and sternly told Sha Gu to leave.
"I……"
"go out!"
After Tang Qing dragged Silly Girl out of the People's Barber Shop, she slammed the door shut and drew the curtain.
People's Barber Shop does not open the curtain except in the summer and winter. Now that the curtain is closed, the outside cannot see inside and the inside cannot see outside.
"Hello, Master Jiujin."
The optician sitting in the People's Barber Shop timidly greeted Tang Qing.
He was originally sitting on the barber's chair with his legs crossed, but now his buttocks were hanging up and his knees were bent, similar to a person squatting on the toilet when it is convenient.
From the moment Tang Qing walked into the People's Barber Shop, he had not seen the optician in person. Now he was washing his hands at the sink.
"Master Jiujin, I'm out."
The optician slowly moved down from the barber's chair and moved step by step to the long bench.
Tang Qing washed his hands and washed the razor, ignoring the presence of the glasses doctor.
"Master Jiujin, I'm here to apologize to you."
The bespectacled doctor stood at arm's length from Tang Qing, just behind the special barber chair.
Tang Qing still ignored the presence of the glasses doctor and continued to concentrate on wiping the razor, breathing in through his mouth a few times while wiping.
The razor was shiny and shiny, and a drop of Tang Qing's sweat fell on the blade, splitting into two halves and splashing in the sink.
The optician stepped back involuntarily and accidentally caught his clothes on the pegs on the armrests of the special barber chair.
Tang Qing raised the razor, squinted his eyes, shined it in the direction of the glasses doctor a few times, and said to himself:
"Well, that's enough. It should be done quickly, just one knife!"
"Master Jiu, Jiu, Jiu Jin, you, you, you..."
The bespectacled doctor stuttered and stepped back. With a "squeak" sound, his clothes were torn. The torn piece hung on the armrest of the special barber chair and fluttered in the wind from the ceiling fan.
"Hey, is there someone in the store? Who?"
"Master Jiu, Jiu, Jiujin, yes, yes, it's me."
"Goose? It turns out to be a goose! When I came in just now, I saw only Aunt Shanghai and Sha Gu, and no one else was there."
Tang Qing held the razor in his hand and walked towards the optician.
"Master Jiu, Jiu, Jiujin, it's not a goose, it's me. I'm a human being, a human being."
The optician stepped back step by step.
"A person? Are you not a goose? Are you a human? But I don't see a human at all. I only see a goose in front of me!"
Tang Qing pressed forward step by step.
"Master Jiu, Jiu, Jiujin, I, I, I'm coming today, come, come..."
The optician retreated to the door, unable to retreat.
"Isn't this a goose? Goose, goose, goose, even singing to the sky!"
Tang Qing continued to move forward.
"Master Jiujin, please don't kill me. I'm really here to apologize to you today. I hope you can forgive me and help me say a few nice words in front of the public so that I can eat."
The spectacled doctor knelt on the ground and cried bitterly, but he no longer stuttered when he spoke.
Tang Qing stopped. The bright razor in his hand and the livid face formed a cold ink painting, which was in sharp contrast to the caricature of the spectacled doctor kneeling on the ground and shivering.
"Apologise? Didn't you tell me you were going to kill me?"
"Master Jiujin, how dare I kill you? You can kill me."
"I have to kill you every second, but I won't kill you until I figure out the facts!"
"Master Jiujin, it is a fact that I sincerely apologize to you."
"Really? What if you kill me?"
"Master Jiujin, I really don't dare to have that thought. If I have that thought, I will be struck by thunder and die!"
"You still want to die a good death? To die under my razor is to die miserably, to die in a people's barber shop is to die violently. You must die a good death no matter what!"
The razor in Tang Qing's hand shook a few times.
The spectacled doctor's face turned pale, his body was shaking like chaff, and he stuttered again when he spoke.
"Master Jiu, Jiu, Jiu Jin, I, I, I don't want to die well, I don't want to die well."
"Since you know that you are not going to die a good death, then tell me honestly, how did you originally want to kill me?"
"Nine, nine, nine..."
"No stammering!"
"Master Jiujin, some of my little brothers said that as long as I say hello, they will help me immediately and guarantee to kill you in minutes!"
"Really? Where are your little brothers now? Do you want me to let you go out and invite them to come and kill me? Or you make a phone call and invite them to come to the store and kill me?"
"Master Jiujin, how can I bear to kill you?"
"Can't bear to kill me? Do you still want to use me as your research subject?"
"Master Jiujin, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I have stopped working on my research topic a long time ago and I have no interest in doing it."
"Is there a better research topic?"
"Master Jiujin, during those days when I was eating steamed buns, I really discovered a better research topic."
"Oh, really? Tell me!"
"Master Jiujin, please put down the razor first and listen to me slowly."
"I can't put down the razor, and I can't put it down. Those people outside are still waiting for me to have lunch with them. I have to cut the knot quickly and kill you, the goose, within three minutes, otherwise they will not be able to bear to wait. If you don’t know how to call 110, police Xiao Wang will arrive immediately.”
"Master Jiu, Jiu, Jiujin..."
"Why are you still stuttering when I told you not to stutter? Wouldn't it be a waste of time if you stutter? Just say it!"
"Master Jiujin, they heard that I was a doctor and asked me if I could help them get a medicine and conduct experiments. I said this is not easy? For me, it is easy to do, and ordinary things cannot be more ordinary. "
"What kind of wealth?"
"Master Jiujin, you should understand,"
"You may not believe it, but it's actually just an ordinary cold medicine."
"Can ordinary cold medicine be used in such an experiment?"
"Master Jiujin, the experiment they are talking about is actually just pediatrics. Not only is the amount of cold medicine used, but the synthetic effect is not very good."
At this time, the optician actually forgot about the existence of the razor in Tang Qing's hand. He narrowed his eyes and kept talking, completely immersed in his new research topic.
Tang Qing took the opportunity to change his tone and asked in a soft tone:
"Master Jiujin, who am I?"
"Master Jiujin, aren't you going to kill me?"
"I didn't want to kill you in the first place, it was you who wanted to kill me, so I couldn't do anything to you."
"Master Jiujin, I came here today to test you. If you wake up and still have old feelings for me, then I don't intend to kill you. After all, I haven't studied you well yet."
"What if I don't wake up?"
"Then my little brothers and I will not let you go, and we will kill you sooner or later!"
"Really? Then I'm really scared!"
"Don't be afraid, I'm here, as long as you listen to me,"
"Really?"
Tang Qing twisted her waist and cooed, showing off her feminine charm.