"Master Jiujin, don't worry, I just like you the way you are now."
"Can I not be in a hurry? Who doesn't want to be a god? Hurry up, I can't wait any longer."
"Master Jiujin, no one will come in, right?"
"Didn't I close the door? Who dares to come in? If you don't believe it, I'll lock the door."
Tang Qing went over to lift the curtain and pressed the door lock.
"Is it really locked? Can't they get in?"
The optician is still worried.
"Small, if you don't believe me, who cares about your stuff? I'd better find a way to become a god myself."
Tang Qing pretended to be angry.
"No, no, no, I'll take it out for you right now."
The bespectacled doctor said and put his hand into his crotch.
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? I asked you to get something, where did you put your hands?"
Tang Qing pretended to be panicked.
"Master Jiujin, good things must be hidden in the most private places. Hehe, look!"
The optician took out a small packet of powder from his crotch.
"Tch, it's just this little thing? And it's hidden there mysteriously. Does it stink?"
"Master Jiujin, don't underestimate this little thing. It's worth a lot of money. It can at least be worth a month's sales of your People's Barber Shop. As for the smell, after you take a breath, I guarantee that the fragrance will spread thousands of miles away and you will feel ecstasy.
Death, straight to the sky!"
The bespectacled doctor squinted his eyes and approached Tang Qing with a lecherous look.
"Don't move! If you move your life, you will be reimbursed immediately!"
Tang Qing held the razor tightly against the optician's neck with one hand, and grabbed the optician's collar with the other hand. At the same time, he raised his foot and kicked the door of the barber shop.
Hooray!
The store door opened and a large group of people rushed in. The leader was policeman Xiao Wang, followed by Wang Xinjie, Li Ya, Pig Killer, Da Mao, Wang Carpenter, Shanghai Auntie, Shagu and so on.
"He has this thing on him, and he said he researched it himself."
Tang Qing waited for policeman Xiao Wang to catch the glasses doctor and reported to him calmly.
"You, take your things and follow me to the office!"
Policeman Xiao Wang wants to take the glasses doctor away.
"etc."
Tang Qing approached Policeman Xiao Wang and whispered a few words in his ear.
"good."
Policeman Xiao Wang nodded.
"Everyone, come out with me first."
Tang Qing pushed everyone out of the People's Barber Shop, then closed the door and stood guard on the steps.
Everyone was standing at the door of the People's Barber Shop wondering what kind of medicine Tang Qing was selling in his gourd. At first, their hearts were hanging in their throats, but now they were about to jump out of their mouths.
As time passed, more and more people gathered in front of the People's Barber Shop, and they soon filled the entire downtown street.
Tang Qing ignored the scene in front of him and stood motionless and majestic in front of his store.
"Master Jiujin, thank you, you have made great achievements again this time!"
More than half an hour later, policeman Xiao Wang escorted the bespectacled doctor out of the People's Barber Shop.
"They all caught it?"
"All brought to justice, no one left out!"
"That's good, that's good. My performance was not in vain, and my half-hour stand was not in vain."
"Master Jiujin, thank you again!"
Policeman Xiao Wang saluted Tang Qing.
"What are we being polite about? Please take him to the barber shop quickly. This people's barber shop needs to be cleaned up."
Tang Qing stepped aside, and the onlookers also consciously made way for a passage. Policeman Xiao Wang escorted the bespectacled doctor back to the facility.
"Hey, the handcuffs are all on."
"You have just come out and are going in again? Isn't that the second time you enter the palace?"
"Who told him to be so loud that he wanted to kill Master Jiujin? Who is Master Jiujin? He said he could kill him if he wanted to."
"Master Jiujin is possessed by Vajra, an immortal descended to earth, and a doctor with glasses wants to kill her. What a joke!"
"Hey, hey, hey, I heard that this glasses doctor is still studying that thing. Just now, the police officers went out all over the city and caught every one of his accomplices."
"My mother, Master Jiujin is so awesome. Even such a gang can be shaved into a golden glory by her razor!"
People watching the excitement on the downtown street lingered for a long time, and Tang Qing ignored them. He closed the shop door and took Li Ya, Wang Xinjie, and Wang Carpenter back to his parents' place for lunch.
"I'm sorry for making everyone's lunch turn into snacks. Shanghai Aunt, Silly Aunt, let me offer you a glass of juice first. I couldn't help it when I got angry at you in the store just now."
"Master Jiujin, you are so awesome. You sent the optician in to eat light steamed buns all of a sudden."
"Master Jiujin, I couldn't figure out why you were so cruel to us at the time. It turned out to be your plan?"
Auntie Shanghai and Silly Guy laughed and clinked glasses with Tang Qing.
"Master Jiujin, was it a ploy to get angry with me on the road?"
"Master Pig Killer, if Master Jiujin doesn't pretend to be angry, you will definitely not let her go to the People's Barber Shop. Even if she goes, you will follow her. Then Master Jiujin will not be able to use his hands and feet to deal with the glasses doctor.
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"Haha, I am still smart and pure. I understand what you said."
The pig-butcher laughed and drank a bowl of beer.
"It's great to follow Master Jiujin, drink wine and eat meat!"
The big hairy mouth gulped at the bottle and drank a bottle of beer.
"Hey, aren't you pretending not to hear what I say, going in one ear and out the other? Are you feeling better now?"
Tang Qing himself drank a glass of juice in one gulp. He was so busy that morning until midnight without even taking a sip of water. He died of thirst and starvation.
"Master Jiujin, that's not me, it's him."
The big hairy hand pointed at the pig butcher.
The pig-butcher hurriedly put down his wine bowl, pointed his big hand at Aunt Shanghai, and said softly:
"Master Jiujin, it's her."
The Shanghai aunt put down the cup in her hand, stared at the Pig Killer, and asked word by word:
“What does Nong Zhu’s hoof mean to Allah?”
As soon as the butcher heard the Shanghai aunt's Shanghai dialect come out again, he knew something was wrong, so he quickly stood up and hid behind Tang Qing, and said softly:
"No, it's nothing. You are pregnant with our son. I want you to drink less drinks and eat more vegetables and rice."
"Really? You suddenly became so concerned about Allah? Why does Allah feel that this is not the case?"
The Shanghai aunt walked towards the pig butcher.
"Master Jiu, Jiu, Jiujin, you, you, please say something to me."
The butcher hid behind Tang Qing and did not dare to move.
Tang Qing was amused in her heart. The Shanghai aunt and the pig butcher were obviously acting for her. Grandma, you are such a bear. I just finished teaching the glasses doctor, so I have to teach you a lesson, otherwise you will rebel again if you don't obey.
"What? You are scolding me behind my back and you want me to act like a good person? Am I too light to hold down the tilted weight?"
"Master Jiujin, I have never scolded you behind my back. I am a hot-tempered and straightforward person. To my face, I hate people who gossip behind my back."
Auntie Shanghai was busy defending.
"Master Jiujin, it's me, it's me. I put the responsibility on Auntie Shanghai. If you want to beat or scold me, I'll let you punish me."
The pig-butcher was afraid that Tang Qing would blame Aunt Shanghai, so he was too busy taking over everything.
"Really? You used to have the same temperament as the Shanghai aunt, but now you have become a villain who goes back on your words and gossips behind your back?"
There is something in Tang Qing's words, and he will not give up.
"Master Jiujin, the time when Ala and the Pig Butcher just got married did go bad, but don't worry, Ala and the Pig Butcher will ensure that whatever you say from now on will go in both ears. Not only will it go in, but it will also enter your heart."
Enter the brain.”
"Yes, yes, it goes into the heart, the brain, and the stomach."
When the pig-butcher heard what Aunt Shanghai said, he quickly agreed.
"Pig-butcher, after entering the intestines and stomach, it turns into feces and urine, and there is nothing left after defecation."
"Drink your wine well, do you think it's disgusting if you talk about shit and urine while eating?"
The silly girl hit Da Mao on the mouth with her chopsticks.
"After eating and eating, I said it was okay. I hope you will still be a regular visitor to the People's Barber Shop and a regular visitor to our home in the future."
Tang Qing points to the end.
"Qing'er is right. I hope you will still be our regular customers in the future. However, it is hard to say that you are regular customers of People's Barber Shop!"
Tang Qing's father brought two plates of food to the table.
"Manager Tang, don't you believe in Allah?"
"Aunt Shanghai, why don't I believe you? The People's Barber Shop no longer exists."
"What?!"
Everyone who was eating was stunned, especially Tang Qing, who was struck by thunder and almost fainted.