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Chapter 254 Eighteen pee shit

Carpenter Wang couldn't fit the key into the keyhole, so he sat on the ground with his back to the door and closed his eyes, dreaming.

When he opened his eyes and wanted to stand up and go to the second floor to find Wang Xinjie, a dark figure came to him, stretched out a pair of big hands and pinched his neck.

After his brain short-circuited for a moment, Wang Carpenter seemed very calm. Although he was a little angry because of the black shadow, he still accused the black shadow in front of him word by word:

"Your father became a turd, do you want to be a pee yourself? Pee and pee do not separate the family. It seems that your family will never be able to prosper!"

"How dare you talk nonsense like this? Believe it or not, I will strangle you to death immediately!"

"Choke me to death? Do you dare?"

"Why don't I dare?"

"If you strangle me to death, will the law spare you?"

"Law? A life is worth a life!"

"Your master will also be implicated."

"My master?"

"You came to me secretly in the middle of the night. Didn't your master send you here?"

"How do you know?"

"Not only did I already know it, but Master Jiujin also knew it."

"She already knew?"

"That's right, otherwise why would I be sitting at the door of the room waiting for you?"

"Are you sitting at the door of the room waiting for me?"

"Of course, Master Jiujin is waiting for you below!"

"Is she waiting for me down there?"

"Don't believe it? I asked her to come up."

"Don't shout. Don't shout. If she comes up, I'll be finished!"

"You're already finished."

"Then I'll strangle you to death first!"

"Okay, I just want to die, thank you for helping me."

"Wang Carpenter, don't talk nonsense with me, believe it or not, I will really strangle you to death!"

"Shiba Shiba, you are indeed not a young person, but you are not that courageous, otherwise you would not wet your crotch when you saw Master Jiujin."

"Don't scare me with her!"

"I'm not scaring you. Look behind you and see who it is."

"who?!"

Shiba turned his head.

At this time, there happened to be a big firework blooming in the sky above the building, and the corridor was as bright as day.

"ah?!"

Shiba was so frightened that his hands loosened, his legs went limp, a pool of urine leaked out of his body, and he collapsed on the ground.

Tang Qing stood majestically in front of Shiba Diai, the razor in his hand shining with cold light.

Carpenter Wang rubbed his neck and took a few breaths.

Wang Xinjie ran to Carpenter Wang and asked eagerly if he was injured:

"Grandpa, are you okay?"

"It's okay! Master Jiujin, are you really here?"

Wang Carpenter responded to Wang Xinjie and walked to Tang Qing's side. His nose felt sore and he almost shed tears.

Tang Qing didn't look at Carpenter Wang or respond to him. He stared at Shiba Urine with a pair of tiger eyes, and the corridor fell into silence and darkness.

There were intermittent and sporadic fireworks going off outside the house, illuminating and breaking the darkness and silence in the corridor from time to time.

Second after second, minute after minute, Tang Qing remained silent.

Tang Qing didn't speak. Wang Carpenter and Wang Xinjie naturally couldn't speak either, and Shiba Diao didn't even dare to speak.

The silence continues.

For Shiba Diao, this silence was like being hung high on the gallows. Tang Qing's gleaming razor was cutting out every inch of his skin and flesh with one knife...

Suddenly, the land of Yancheng burst into spring, the sound of firecrackers exploded like exploding beans in the sky above Yancheng, and countless fireworks bloomed on both sides of the Shan River.

"Everyone is letting go! Master Wang, Xinjie, let's go!"

Tang Qing walked down the stairs.

Wang Carpenter and Wang Xinjie followed closely behind.

Shiba was still paralyzed on the ground.

The morning light was dim, and after a burst of enthusiastic gunfire, the city of Yan was quiet as it had never been before.

There was no car or other people on the East Bridge, only Tang Qing, Wang Carpenter and Wang Xinjie walking slowly.

At this moment, it seemed that only Tang Qing, Wang Carpenter, and Wang Xinjie were walking outside in the entire Yan City.

Tang Qing gradually quickened his pace, from jogging to running quickly, running through the Li family's old yard on Lushan Road and to the Li family's old house in Lutei Mountain.

"Ouch, this is going to cost me my life!"

By the time Carpenter Wang caught up with Tang Qing and Wang Xinjie, they had been sitting on the threshold of the Li family's old house, resting for a long time.

"Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, can't you say something auspicious?"

"Master Jiujin, in the Year of the Snake, you are full of good luck and good luck. The snake's head is raised and good luck comes. The snake's eyes are round and auspicious. The snake's beard is raised and the garden is full of money. The snake's body is swaying to climb high. The snake's tail sweeps the body and health. The snake's sound is resounding.

May you all be happy. I wish you lots of wealth in the Year of the Snake, and may the sky be filled with prosperity and blessings!”

"Haha, thank you for your blessing, and I also wish you, Master Wang, to be as blessed as a lucky snake, prosperous and prosperous as the sky, as prosperous as an auspicious snake, with wealth as high as the sky, as auspicious as an auspicious snake as the auspicious star shines high, and as spiritual as a spiritual snake, healthy and long-lived!"

"Master Jiujin, thank you, thank you!"

Seeing her grandfather and Tang Qing hugging each other and saying "Blessings", Wang Xinjie stood up from the threshold and faced the Li family's old house, clasped her hands together and said:

"The golden snake raises its head, good luck travels; the silver snake dances, sitting on wealth; the bronze snake moves, health is consolidated; the white snake stays, safe and guard; the green snake patronizes, flowers are in bloom; the flower snake acts cool, happy and reliable; Mr. Li is a great scholar

, my little girl is clumsy; thank you for your advice, I’m very grateful!”

"Xinjie, what are you talking about so eloquently?"

"Grandpa, didn't you and Master Jiujin wish you good luck in the Year of the Snake? Let me say a few words too."

"I understand the blessings you said earlier, but what do you mean by the last few words, 'Master Li is a great scholar, but my little girl is clumsy; thank you for your advice, I am grateful!'"

"Grandpa, Master Jiujin can understand, how come you can't understand?"

"Xinjie, what do I know? I don't understand!"

Tang Qing stood up from the threshold.

"Master Jiujin, your attitude towards Shibapi just now tells me that you know everything."

"Really? Then thank you for understanding me."

"Master Jiujin, I should thank you more for understanding me."

"Hey, hey, you two, you understand me and I understand you. What do you understand?"

Carpenter Wang's head was like the winter fog in front of him, and he couldn't distinguish between east, west, north, south, and center.

Wang Xinjie and Tang Qing ignored Carpenter Wang, but walked around the Li family's old house several times in tandem.

When they returned to the gate, their trouser legs were soaked with dew.

"Master Jiujin, don't worry, she doesn't dare to come here and disturb you without permission."

"I'm sorry she doesn't dare!"

"Master Jiujin, Mr. Li, a great scholar in Yancheng, has earned his reputation in vain."

"Xinjie, I only admire two people now, one is my grandfather, and the other is Master Li!"…

"Master Jiujin, I am just like you."

"Hopefully you will be the third one in the near future."

"Master Jiujin, you are making fun of me."

"Xinjie, what you just said, 'Master Li is a scholar, but my little girl is clumsy; thank you for your advice, I'm grateful!' is enough to prove that you will definitely be worthy of my admiration in the future."

"Thank you, Master Jiujin, for the compliment. I will work hard and won't let you down."

"Hey, hey, why are you flattering each other again?"

Carpenter Wang also walked around the Li family's old house and returned to the gate. He seemed to understand something.

"What? Do you have any opinions?"

"Grandpa, do you have any objections?"

Tang Qing and Wang Xinjie seemed to be in a good mood, and they asked Wang Carpenter in return with a smile.

Wang Carpenter's mood also improved for some reason, which matched the New Year's Day very well. He responded to Tang Qing and Wang Xinjie with a smile:

"Master Li is the person we respect, and the Li family's old house is the place that needs our protection. No matter what the Li family's old house on Lushan Road is, no matter what tricks her scheming bitch wants to play, I will stand firm and unmoved!"

"Hey, poetry is booming?"

"Master Jiujin, my grandfather's poetry is not poetry."

"As long as it's not shit, everything is poetry!"

"Haha, poetry and shit have the same pronunciation but different meanings, heaven and earth, light and darkness..."

"Hold on, hold on, let's do something festive on New Year's Day. Xinjie sings a song."

"Sister Lin, today is the day from ancient times to the present, in heaven and on earth,

The first satisfying thing..."

Wang Xinjie raps and sings:

“I received the good news with a smile from ear to ear,

I checked my fingers several times and looked forward to the best,

…”

Tang Qing, Wang Xinjie, and Wang Carpenter returned to the Tang family courtyard from the Li family's old house, laughing, singing, and dancing.

"not good!"

Tang Qing's heart sank when he saw his father standing at the door with a frown on his face from a distance, looking around.

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