"Master Jiu Jin, I can tell you clearly that sooner or later I will divide the money, and you will be able to laugh for three days and three nights without closing your eyes!"
Dadu Qian faced the barber mirror and carefully smoothed out his "three to seven" hairstyle with his fat hands.
"Hmph, brag to your heart's content. There's no tax on bragging anyway!"
The old dragon curled his lips and sneered.
"Little bald man, come to me if you want to make a fortune!"
Big Belly Money ignored the old dragon's disdain for him, went over and patted the little bald man on the shoulder, and walked slowly out of the People's Barber Shop with a figure-footed step.
"Bah, I should have left a long time ago. It delayed us from doing important things."
The old dragon spit at the back of the money-belly figure.
"Master Jiujin, do you really have something big to do when you asked me to come here?"
The little bald man's butt couldn't sit still.
"Long Ye, you didn't tell him?"
Tang Qing did not answer the little bald head, but asked the old dragon head.
The old dragon head looked at Tang Qing, then at the little bald head, but hesitated to speak.
"Master Long, since you have asked him to come over, just say it clearly."
"Master Jiujin, I'm a little worried about this stupid young man. How about we solve it ourselves?"
"Hey, Old Dragon Head, what do you mean by that? Why don't you ask me to come here? I still have to keep an eye on the market at half past nine!"
"Little bald man, don't get angry. In this case, you can do me a favor and send a message to your cousin, saying that the hair he had a few days ago will be replaced today."
"My cousin? Which cousin? What kind of hair do you need?"
"Your cousin who works in the emergency room of the hospital came to my place to have his hair shaved a few days ago, but he didn't shave it because he was busy."
"Oh, that's it? Master Jiujin, are you also interested in my cousin?"
"Should you go and talk to him?"
"Say, I must say, I will go and tell you now. Master Jiujin, I congratulate you in advance! Hehe, I will have to change my words in the future and call you cousin sister-in-law, hehe."
The little bald man laughed and ran to the hospital to find his cousin.
"Look, I have to shave his scalp next time!"
Tang Qing was furious.
"Master Jiujin, I'm going to take action, so be prepared."
The old dragon stood up.
"Master Long, please go to the vegetable market first and ask the pig butcher to do this again."
Tang Qing whispered instructions in Lao Longtou's ear.
"Okay, no problem!"
The old dragon head went about his business with a smile.
You guys, you dare to chew the tongue of my Master Jiujin behind my back. Master Jiujin, I want you to be the stuffing of my Youth League today.
When Tang Qing was angry, he would always curse a word or two, but of course he was just scolding in his heart.
In front of the public square, especially in the people's barber shop, she tried her best to restrain herself and never said anything until she couldn't bear it anymore.
Tang Qing reached the point where he couldn't bear it anymore.
Since she couldn't bear it any longer, there was no need to bear it anymore, she was going to take action.
For his own innocence and for the People's Barber Shop brand, Tang Qing must take action.
He doesn't respect himself, so I don't have to respect him!
Near noon, the optician came to the People's Barber Shop.
He did not enter the shop directly, but first stood in a breakfast shop opposite the People's Barber Shop for a while. After making sure that Tang Qing was the only one in the People's Barber Shop, he quickly entered the People's Barber Shop.
Tang Qing had seen him a long time ago. Tang Qing had already seen him when he was sneaking around at the breakfast shop opposite. After he ducked into the people's barber shop, Tang Qing pretended not to see him and was still sitting in the barber shop.
Sit on the chair and relax with your eyes closed.
"Smells, it smells so good!"
When the optician saw that Tang Qing was asleep, he stood on tiptoes, walked step by step to the barber's chair, got close to Tang Qing's face, and sniffed.
"Hey, I didn't expect you to also wear brand-name underwear. It seems that my vision is quite accurate. If it's different, it's different."
The bespectacled doctor looked down from a high position and peered down from the round neckline of Tang Qing's T-shirt.
"Oh, it would be nice if I wore a skirt."
The bespectacled doctor bent down and stretched out a pair of fair, somewhat excessive hands towards Tang Qing.
"Huh? Why did I fall asleep?"
Tang Qing opened his eyes and sat upright.
"ah?!"
The optician retracted his hand.
"Are you here?"
Tang Qing stood up.
"Oh, oh, oh, just arrived, just arrived."
The doctor with glasses is all smiles.
"Then sit down and I'll shave your head."
Tang Qing took the scarf.
"Master Jiujin, please sleep a little longer."
The pair of blurred eyes behind the spectacled doctor's lenses were still staring at Tang Qing's waist.
"It's much better after squinting. Sit on it quickly."
Tang Qing turned to the other side of the barber chair.
"Thank you, Master Jiujin. This chair is still very hot. Master Jiujin, do you think this is indirect contact with key parts?"
The doctor with glasses sits on the barber's chair.
"Sit on the hot butt stool, and you will be scolded (begging for scolding, a Yancheng dialect, which means quarreling)."
Tang Qing put a scarf on the doctor with glasses.
"Master Jiujin, from a medical point of view, sitting on the hot butt stool is an intimate contact between the two parties. If you think about it, it will be hot when you sit on it, and the heat from your key parts will be transmitted to my key parts, and my key parts."
After feeling the heat in your key parts..."
"How do you want to shave this key part of your upper body?"
Tang Qing stopped the spectacled doctor from continuing and asked him with a large hair clipper in his hand.
"Master Jiujin, it doesn't matter how I shave the key parts above, everything is up to your arrangement. Anyway, we have had indirect intimate contact with the key parts below, haha."
The spectacled doctor's smile almost made Tang Qing stab him with scissors, but she still held it back, even though she had already run out of patience.
Bear it, bear it, bear it again, and when I can't bear it anymore, I will bear it again. Small patience is wisdom, great patience is foresight!
I must think long and hard today, think hard, for you! Think long and hard, for myself!
Only with foresight can I be cleared, and the people's barbershop be cleared!
"Then I can shave it according to the appearance of the key parts of your upper body. Don't regret it then."
As Tang Qing spoke, he brought down a pair of scissors, and a bunch of the doctor's black hair fell to the ground.
"Master Jiujin, I like a skilled woman like you."
"Yeah?"
"Let me tell you, we as doctors deal with patients all day long, especially in the emergency room, where there is an endless stream of people coming to see the doctor. The number of people we come into contact with cannot be said to be countless, at least no less than a hair on my head."
"I think you are not much different from a cow."
"The cow must be very hairy. It has hair all over its body. I only have hair on a few key parts."
"How could you fall in love with me after you have been in contact with so many women? I want looks but not looks, and I want a figure but not a figure."
"Master Jiujin, I like you precisely because I have met so many women. Because you are different, you are good at shaving your hair, you have personality, and you are healthy and strong."
"Really? What kind of women have you come into contact with? How did you come into contact with them?"
"Master Jiujin, do you really want to hear it?"
"Of course I want to hear it. I think everyone is the same. It's just that there are some differences in appearance and body shape."
"Wrong, absolutely wrong!"
"Oh, there are also differences in personality."
"Wrong, still wrong!"
"What's wrong?"
"Master Jiujin, based on the patients I have contacted over the years, in addition to differences in appearance, body shape, and personality, you women also have another major difference."
"What kind of significant difference?"
"Just because the industry you are in is different, your body will be significantly different?"
"Is this related to the industry? Is it possible that you are studying this?"
"Master Jiujin, let me just say that you are different. It makes sense. I have been studying it for several years."
"Is this also a research topic in your hospital?"
"That's not my own research topic."
"Then how did you study this topic?"
"Master Jiujin, no one will come in now, right?"
"No one is coming on this hot day at noon."
"That's good. I'll talk to you about my research topic today. Hehe, I originally wanted to find another opportunity for us to study it alone."
"Aren't you alone now?"
"Well, this is a good opportunity today. Then don't worry about the key parts of my head. Come and sit down."