Three hundred and eighty seventh chapter Xiaoqiang shame eighteen
"Why are you back?"
Tang Qing asked the man in front of him angrily.
"Qingtuan, if such a big thing happens to you, how can I not come back?"
"Master Jiujin, when Auntie Shanghai called us, the man became anxious to death, I became anxious to death, my cousin became anxious to death, and we all rushed to Yancheng without saying a word."
"Master Jiujin, Hungry and Shibapi, my eldest cousin will be back for a while, and Hungry will call you aunt during the welcome party."
"Silly girl, why are you hungry again?"
"Master Jiujin, aren't you too tired?"
"Haha, it's all your fault. Ouch, it hurts, my body hurts."
"Qingtuan, don't laugh, don't laugh, you're not good enough yet."
As soon as Shibapi saw that Tang Qing had changed from frowning at him to frowning at him, he knew that she had laughed too happily just now and the shock had hurt the wound. He quickly stretched out his hand to comfort Tang Qing. But when he reached mid-air, his cousin's big hands appeared.
Sweeping over, he knocked off Shiba Diao's hands and went over to comfort Tang Qing's wounds.
"Hey, oh, eldest cousin, you'd better go and have a good rest."
"Master Jiujin, if you're hungry, don't rest. I'll help you rub it."
"Hey, cousin, those hands are good at fighting tigers. Master Jiujin's body can withstand the rubbing of these big hands. Come on, let's go outside to play in the spring. Alas, come and give Jiujin a hand.
Master, rub it."
Aunts from Shanghai squeezed to the bedside with their arms welcoming the Spring Festival.
"No need to rub, no need to rub. Aunt Shanghai, how do you tell them?"
Tang Qing hurriedly shook her head to stop, she didn't want to suffer.
"Master Jiujin, how could you not tell them that such a big thing happened? If the pig butcher Ala hadn't gone in to eat the steamed buns, Ala would have asked Yi to cut the big buck-toothed corpse into pieces with a butcher's knife.
Duanli!"
"That's right. If the hungry guy didn't go in to eat the steamed buns, he would have ten big buck teeth."
"Hey, hey, hey, aunt Shanghai, aunt silly, don't be ridiculous. My mother has just woken up and can't talk much yet. Don't be idle, you should come up with something real. Get the big red envelope quickly.
Come on."
Xiaoqiang's little head emerged from the crowd of adults, jumped up on the hospital bed, and stretched out his two little hands in front of Auntie Shanghai and Silly Gu.
"Hey, you kid, why do you ask us for a big red envelope?"
"That's it, Alas, please talk to your mother, don't come and cause trouble."
Sha Gu and Shanghai Aunt pushed Xiaoqiang's little hand away.
"Aunt Shanghai, Aunt Silly Aunt, I know you can only set off firecrackers. How can you be empty-handed when you come to visit a patient? Don't you two adults even understand this etiquette? You are not as good as little sister Yingchun, how much does she pee?
Just a dip, hee hee..."
After Xiaoqiang finished speaking, he covered his mouth with his hands and couldn't stop laughing.
"Hey, why did Yingchunong pee?"
"Ah, ah, I also peed when I was hungry."
Shanghai Auntie and Shagu hurriedly carried Yingchun and Yingxin out of the ward respectively.
"Hee hee, there is no big red envelope, here comes two big pee-pees. Uncle Shiba-pee, eldest cousin aunt, what's your big red envelope?"
After Xiao Qiang finished his music, he stretched out his little hands in front of Shiba Diai and his eldest cousin.
"Xiaoqiang, uncle Shibapi asked you, who taught you to ask for big red envelopes from us?"
"Uncle Shiba, you still need to be taught this, just like you and your eldest cousin, Auntie."
"Xiaoqiang, what's wrong? My eldest cousin and aunt are like, oh, no, no?"
"Cousin and aunt, you can do it, but you only know how to do it and don't know how to pack big red envelopes, so Shibafa Supermarket is closed and turned off."
"Xiaoqiang, what do you know as a kid? Tell me, who taught you to say this?"
"Yes, you, a child, definitely can't say such a thing. Which adult with ill intentions taught Xiaoqiang to say such a thing?"
"Uncle Shiba, my eldest cousin, my classmates in our school all said this, saying that you only have money in your eyes, and you even trick children into playing with those large toys in your supermarket. You are so unethical."
"you?!"
"Hungry?!"
Shiba Diao and his eldest cousin were stunned on the spot, their faces were red and their ears were red, and they could no longer go on.
"You guys should go out first and let Master Jiujin take a rest."
Li Ya came over to smooth things over.
"Manager Li, let's go out first."
"Manager Li, you are busy, you are busy."
Shibapi and his older cousin left the ward angrily.
"Xiaoqiang, you and grandpa, grandma, and grandpa should also go out and let your mother have a good rest."
Li Ya pulled Xiaoqiang out of the hospital bed.
"Then who will take care of my mother? What if she needs water?"
Xiaoqiang refused to leave the ward.
"Aunt Li Ya is here, don't worry, Aunt Li Ya promises to take good care of your mother."
Li Ya pushed Xiaoqiang to Tang Qing's mother's side.
"Xiaoqiang, go shopping with grandma in the supermarket. Your mother has woken up and we have to buy her some delicious food."
Tang Qing's mother walked out of the ward holding Xiaoqiang's hand, and the others also walked out of the ward, knowing that Li Ya had something to tell Tang Qing.
After everyone left and the ward returned to peace, Li Ya poured a glass of boiled water for Tang Qing, but did not give it to her to drink immediately, but asked softly:
"How's it going? It feels good to be a human being for two lives, right?"
"Is that what you're asking? Do you want me to get up first and kowtow to you?"
Tang Qing blamed Li Ya, but his eyes were full of gratitude.
"Okay, if you can get up and kowtow to me now, I will accept it if you kowtow to me ten or a hundred times, hehe."
"You're still laughing. Why didn't you give me a drink when you poured the tea? I'm so thirsty."
"The doctor has said that patients undergoing major surgery must wait until their qi and blood flow smoothly before drinking or eating."
"Qi and blood are flowing smoothly? What do you mean? Am I not flowing smoothly yet?"
"No, but it should be soon."
"How do I know that my qi and blood are flowing smoothly? How do you know that I haven't flowed smoothly yet? And it should be soon?"
"This is inconvenient to explain. If you are energetic, let's have a conversation first. I will tell you when things are clear."
"Hey, you stick a green onion in a pig's nose, and you pretend to be an elephant. Do you think you are a doctor?"
"Hey, I can really be half a doctor here."
"Why?"
"In the half month since you fell, I could clearly see every part of your body."
"What? I've been lying down for half a month? No, I have to go back and forth to the People's Barber Shop."
"Okay, get up and I'll go with you."
"Ouch, it hurts so much, it hurts me to death."
"Don't be brave, just lie down peacefully. The medical experts from the northern metropolis said that your ability to come back to life is a medical miracle. After they return, they will summarize your case and use it for teaching purposes."
"Hey, you've looked at my body all over and I'm so embarrassed. You still want to use me as a specimen?"
"My dear Master Jiujin, don't be too sentimental. Medical experts from the northern metropolis say that the key to miracles is Xiaoqiang, not your own body. But your body is indeed strong, and some of your muscles are stronger than those of men.
I still need a man."
"Come here, if you like me, tell me clearly that I will consider whether to take you as my concubine?"
"Concubine? I must be a queen if I want to, and I will never condescend to concubines or concubines."
"Manager Li is indeed Manager Li. Seeing that you have worked tirelessly, run up and down for me at all costs, and even invited medical experts from the northern metropolis, I can crown you queen."
"Hmph, indeed, none of the men are good, they are all in love with the new and dislike the old!"
"How do you say this?"
"You make me queen, but what about my sister? What should I do about my sister?"
"Yes, yes, your sister, how is your sister? How is she? Has something happened to her like me?"
"No, no, no, no, no."
"No, your expression is wrong. Why don't you dare to look into my eyes? Look into my eyes and answer me, how is your sister? Why doesn't she come back to see me? Is she like me?