Chapter Four Hundred and Fifth Eighteen Urinating Caught
Tang Qing shouted, and Shibapi and his eldest cousin were so frightened that all the mops and brooms in their hands fell to the ground. Their bodies were trembling and they had to kneel down to beg for mercy.
"What are you two planning to do next?"
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"What?"
Shiba Diao and his eldest cousin, who were still in panic, did not expect that Tang Qing's attitude would make a 180-degree turn. They were not used to Tang Qing's pleasant words asking them. So they couldn't react at once, Zhang Da
His mouth was frozen in place and he secretly glanced at Tang Qing's face.
"Hurry and help me clean up, and let's go to my parents' house for dinner together."
Tang Qing said as he walked out of the People's Barber Shop and came to the river embankment to enjoy the cool breeze.
"Oh, good!"
"Okay, okay!"
Shiba Diao and his eldest cousin had seen some big scenes, otherwise they wouldn't be able to afford it. Seeing that Tang Qing had indeed changed his attitude, he hurriedly picked up the mop and broom again to mop and sweep the floor.
"Hey, uncle Shiba, aunt and cousin, what are you two doing as foreigners? Sister Daqiang and I have packed up the snack stalls." (Moyangong, a slang term in Shan city, refers to doing things slowly and procrastinatingly.
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Xiaoqiang ran into the People's Barber Shop.
"Hey, you didn't clean up your own shop but went to help others clean up the food stalls, and you're still talking about us."
"That's right, don't scold us, you little bastard, we are here to help you with your work."
Seeing Xiaoqiang come in, Shibapi and his eldest cousin immediately vented their anger on Xiaoqiang as if they were pardoned.
Is Xiaoqiang so easy to bully? He knew that these two live treasures Shibapi and his cousin were not good people, and he also knew that Tang Qing didn't want to see them, so he simply showed his hospital style again and angrily attacked Da Shi Dan and Li Ya Li.
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"Hey, I call you two uncle and aunt. That's because I respect you. Children should respect their elders. In fact, what boundary do I have with you? The snack stall is run by my uncle and aunt, so how can I help others?
?I think you two are the big guys who eat everything in, and don’t know what’s good or bad!”
"What are you talking about, you little brat? Do you think Bao and his rotten woman standing on the street are your uncle and aunt?"
"I see you lack tutoring and education from your parents. What's your ability to fight against others' power? If you have the ability, go scold Sisters Li Ya and Li Li. That's your ability!"
Shiba Diao and his eldest cousin completely forgot about the fright they had received from Tang Qing, and instantly returned to their previous state of unscrupulous scoundrels and shrews.
When Xiaoqiang heard that Shiba Diao and his cousin were talking openly, he not only called the woman who was asking for information a rotten woman, but also scolded himself for being uneducated by his parents and for taking advantage of others. He got so angry that he jumped up on a long bench and stretched out his little hand, pointing at Shiba Diai and Da Cousin.
The cousin cursed loudly:
"My eldest aunt is kind-hearted. My grandparents and grandpa adopted her as their goddaughter. She is better than the two of you who are shameless anyway. She is our true relative. My father is no longer here, but my mother taught me
I'm very good. Even the old principal of our school gave my mother a thumbs up. You two dogs can't spit out ivory from their mouths. You want to use my mother's prestige among the neighbors to do things like stealing chickens and dogs.
In the end, even Aunt Li Ya and Aunt Li Li don’t want to see you, right?"
"If you continue to scold me, I will throw you into the river in front of you and let you go meet your father who has become a river ghost!"
"Throw him into the river, and you dare to scold us two? We two live in a big villa, and we have long since not wanted to be relatives with poor people like you!"
"We don't want to be relatives with you two shameless people. One is an ungrateful bastard who betrayed his master, and the other is greedy for money and heartless!"
"Are you still scolding? I really threw you into the river, where your short-lived father was urging you to die!"
"What are you talking about? Throw him into the river while his self-righteous old lady is not in the store. I don't believe how capable she is. At worst, we will go back to the northwest. Then Li Ya and Li Li
They are not a thing. They are looking for them to give their sisters face. If they don’t want face, they will make them look bad. Then they must have exchanged their bodies for Li Zhen’s reduced sentence!"
"You two have such stinky mouths. Not only do you have stinky mouths, but your hearts are so stinky that you can't be human. My mother gives you face, Aunt Li Ya and Aunt Li Li give you face. I hope you can change your ways and be a new person."
I never thought that you would not repent and judge a gentleman with a villain's heart. You would spit shit like this. You scolded my mother, Aunt Li Ya, Aunt Li Li, and just now you scolded my aunt. I tell you, if you do more unjust things, you will be punished.
Kill yourself!"
"How can you, a little brat, speak so many idioms? Your fat old lady must have taught you that. I won't throw you into the river today to meet your short-lived father who became a river ghost. I'm not eighteen.
Pee!"
"Shi Shiba, why don't you take action because you're hungry? I've been so angry since I came back from the provincial capital, so I can use him to relieve my anger!"
The eldest cousin said, throwing down the broom and coming over to catch Xiaoqiang.
Xiaoqiang didn't panic, he still straightened his back and scolded his elder cousin and the eighteenth urethra:
"You two try to catch me? Do you want to throw me into the river? Be careful, my father will catch you to meet the King of Hell!"
"What's your short-lived father trying to catch? He can't even catch a dead fat woman."
"That's right. I think your family is all short-lived ghosts. If you are hungry, you can go to the underworld together!"
Shiba Diao and his eldest cousin slowly approached Xiao Qiang, and just as they were about to reach out to grab Xiao Qiang, a shout came from behind, frightening the two of them to kneel down on the ground, and then they were severely beaten on the head.
"It's up to me to make it happen for you!"
After Tang Qing yelled, he bent down, picked up the broom on the ground, and beat Shiba Diao and his eldest cousin severely.
"You two, do you still have any conscience? Do you have any humanity? Our Qing'er treats you so much, and you still call her and Xiaoqiang short-lived ghosts?"
"Eighteen, eldest cousin, you need to touch your conscience and ask yourself, how could we, the young children of our Tang family, have failed you two?"
"Well, my son is short-lived, but compared to you, he lives a clear and human life. But what about you? You can even say that you want to throw my little boy into the river to meet my son. Are you still human?"
Tang Qing's mother, Tang Qing's father, and Tang Qing's father-in-law walked into the people's barber shop one after another, pointing at Shiba's urine and scolding their eldest cousin.
Shiba Diao and his eldest cousin had just turned their backs to the door of the People's Barber Shop to scold Xiao Qiang. They did not see Tang Qing and the three old men who were already standing at the door of the shop.
In fact, it was not only Tang Qing and the three old people who were already standing at the door of the People's Barber Shop, but also Bao Tanting and his woman, Wang Xinjie and Jian Qiang, Director Liu and Wang Carpenter, and an important figure, Li Ya,
If Tang Qing hadn't caught Li Ya, Li Ya would have wanted to come in and beat up Shiba Di and her eldest cousin.
The eldest cousin scolded Li Ya and Li Li for not being a thing, and scolded Li Ya that Li Zhen's reduced sentence was exchanged for Li Ya and Li Li's body. Li Ya was so angry that her face turned pale, her black hair trembled wildly, and she felt very distressed.
Tang Qing gave Shiba Urinary and his eldest cousin a beating. Tang Qing's mother and father-in-law scolded Shiba Urin and her eldest cousin, but this did not relieve Li Ya's anger. She strode to Shiba Urinary and her eldest cousin. In front of my cousin, I was just about to scold them, but I found out that I had quick hands and quick eyes, so I came over and slapped Shiba and my eldest cousin twice, and while he was beating me, he cursed:
"I have been putting up with your glares. Today, I am not beating you to vent my anger, but to vent my anger on behalf of my woman. From now on, whoever dares to curse my woman will give me my old life in exchange for his!"
"Dad, calm down, it's not worth getting angry with this kind of person."
Jian Qiang came over to pull the bag and asked around.
"I don't want to get angry with you at all!"
The eldest cousin still has a loud voice.
Li Ya couldn't help but stretched out her delicate hand, and just as she was about to slap him, two policemen, a man and a woman, walked into the People's Barber Shop. After showing their police certificates and arrest warrants to Shiba Ni and her eldest cousin, they handcuffed them and went outside. of a police car.