"Qing'er, please talk to the police quickly. If they scold us a few words, we won't care anymore and don't arrest them."
"Yes, scolding is the result of scolding, and anger is the result of anger. This is an internal conflict. It has nothing to do with the police, and it is not their business, right?"
"Qing, you are the mediator of grassroots governance. You can mediate our own affairs yourself. You don't have to catch Shiba and your cousin to eat steamed buns, right?"
When Tang Qing's mother, father and father-in-law came in, two policemen, a man and a woman, arrested Shiba Urine and his eldest cousin. Although they were confused, they did not forget to plead for Shiba Urine and his eldest cousin.
Tang Qing sighed in her heart. She was so angry just now that she immediately turned her head to intercede. This was the kindness of the three old people. After she waited for the police car to drive away, she lowered her face and said angrily:
"Are you an accomplice of the two of them? Do you know? That Dung Danzi and Li Yali's goods not only committed fraud and illegal business crimes, but Dung Danzi also carried human lives!"
"ah?!"
"How could we be their accomplices?"
"We just want to say a few good words to our neighbors."
Tang Qing's mother, father, and father-in-law were tongue-tied when they heard that Shibatu and his eldest cousin had committed a crime, and that Shibatu had taken someone's life.
"Well, those who do unrighteousness will be punished by death. They also deserve their punishment. Who told them not to repent!"
Tang Qing was the first to walk out of the People's Barber Shop.
"Qing'er, will Shiba be shot?"
"Qing'er, my eldest cousin will also be sentenced, right?"
"If two people go in, what will happen to their child? Is it still very young?"
Tang Qing's mother, father and father-in-law followed Tang Qing out of the People's Barber Shop.
"The law will decide whether to shoot or not, so you don't have to worry about it. As for their children, you don't have to worry about them!"
Tang Qing, Li Ya, Director Liu, Wang Xinjie, Jian Qiang, Xiaoqiang, Bao Wentan and his woman walked out of the People's Barber Shop, closed the door, and walked towards their parents' courtyard.
"What did you kid say?"
"That's right, the first half of the sentence makes sense, but the second half is not human at all."
"You have an opinion about them. They have also committed crimes and should be dealt with. But their children are not guilty? They are still young? What should they do if they are alone?"
The three old men caught up with Tang Qing.
"What should I do? How about you take me here and raise me? Just like an old man? I'm not trustworthy in your eyes anyway!"
Tang Qing quickened his pace.
"You, you, you, why are you becoming more and more unreasonable the more you talk? Are you still the nine-pound master of the People's Barber Shop?"
"Did we say you were unreliable? If you don't provide for us until we die, who will provide for us until we die? Is it possible that you want to rely on us?"
"Qing, I just care about their children. After all, they are only so small. Human hearts are made of flesh. How can such a small person live?"
"Three elders, you are too worried. Shibapi and my eldest cousin have no children at all."
Director Liu spoke.
"They don't have children at all?"
"Is it possible? Is it possible?"
"How is it possible? How is it possible?"
The three old men were in disbelief.
"You three, can you have some brains? It's better to go home quickly and put the food on the table!"
Tang Qing turned around and shouted to the three old people.
"The food has been served early. It's summer and we don't have to worry about the cold."
"Hey, please explain clearly, why do we have no brains?"
"Qing, can you explain to us clearly what is going on?"
The three old men chased Tang Qing slowly, but they couldn't get away.
Tang Qing slowed down his pace, took a deep breath and asked the three old people:
"Have you seen their two children? Did they ask you to go to the hospital to celebrate? Did they ask you to have a full moon drink?"
"That's not true."
"He has never been brought over to show us."
"Isn't it because you never gave birth to a child?"
The three old men woke up from a dream.
"The two of them are two big liars, a bastard versus a mung bean. You lie to me, and I lie to you. They lie to each other, but they still trick themselves into eating light steamed buns!"
"Deserve it!"
"It should!"
"Damn it!"
"Don't worry, let's start dinner. Your benefactor has come all the way back from the provincial capital!"
Tang Qing walked into the small courtyard, sat down on the chair and didn't want to get up again. After a day of exhaustion, his whole body ached, and being separated from his flesh and blood was as uncomfortable as it was. Only Tang Qing could carry it like this for a day. If it were someone else,
He was already lying on the ground and couldn't get up. Of course, it's impossible for others to show off like that. They would have to stay in bed for at least another ten days and a half, and then take a good rest for three months.
"Mom, let me beat your legs."
"Master Jiujin, let me rub your waist."
"Master Jiujin, let me rub your back."
Xiaoqiang, Jian Qiang and Wang Xinjie walked to Tang Qing's side and beat Tang Qing's legs, rubbed his waist and massaged his back.
"Thank you, thank you, my three children still love me."
Tang Qing closed his eyes and enjoyed it.
"Hey, you've gained quite a bit this time, haven't you?"
Li Ya came over and sat down next to Tang Qing.
"What have I gained?"
"I have two daughters all at once. Isn't it a big gain?"
"Haha, if you are jealous, just pick anyone. As long as they are willing, I have no objection."
"Okay, this is what you said. Xiaoqiang, call mom!"
Li Ya hugged Xiaoqiang into her arms.
Xiaoqiang raised his little head and looked at Li Ya with a smile, and kept beating Tang Qing's legs with his two little hands.
"Why are you laughing? Call mom!"
Li Ya urged Xiaoqiang.
Xiaoqiang responded to Li Ya with a smile:
"Beautiful little mother, I'm beating the legs of the tired old mother."
"Elf, what did you call me?"
"Beautiful little mama!"
"Why baby mama?"
"Because your size is smaller than my mother's, hee hee!"
"screw you!"
After Li Ya and Tang Qing shouted "Fuck you" at the same time, they pushed Xiaoqiang with four hands at the same time.
Xiaoqiang rolled to the ground, rolled under the table, and then his little head came out from the other side and made faces at Li Ya and Tang Qing. While making faces, he said with a smile:
"Little mother, let me give you the big mother's elephant legs to beat. I'm going to eat braised pork."
"Shut up, who has the elephant legs?"
Tang Qing couldn't help but take off one of his shoes and threw it towards Xiaoqiang.
Xiaoqiang's little head tilted, and Tang Qing's shoe hit his father who had just walked into the living room.
"Ouch, what is that?!"
Tang Qing's father held a big watermelon in his hand and walked excitedly from the kitchen into the living room. He didn't expect a shoe to fly out. The shoe hit the big watermelon he was holding and immediately fell apart, with bright red juice splashing out.
He has the same face and whole body.
"Old man, what's wrong with you? Why are you bleeding so much all of a sudden? Qing'er, call an ambulance, call an ambulance!"
Tang Qing's mother heard the noise and hurried from the kitchen to the living room. When she saw her husband's face and body covered in bright red, she almost fainted from fright.
"Grandma, it's okay. Grandpa's face isn't blood, it's the watermelon that exploded."
"Watermelon explosion? How could a perfectly good watermelon explode?"
"Grandma, a big bird just flew in and hit grandpa's watermelon, and the watermelon exploded."
"Big bird? Is it true that a big bird flew into our courtyard? My ancestors, Qing'er's grandfather, you are reluctant to demolish this courtyard, right? But isn't this something decided by the superiors? It can't be done without demolishing it.
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Tang Qing's mother knelt down at the door of the living room and kept kowtowing to the ground.
"Mrs. Tang, when the big bird enters the courtyard, good things are about to happen. It's not that my ancestors were reluctant to demolish the small courtyard, but he sent the big bird to announce the good news, saying that when the small courtyard is demolished, a little dragon will take off!"
Carpenter Wang walked over and helped Tang Qing's mother up and tried to persuade her.
"Master Wang, is it true? Is there really a dragon about to take off?"
Tang Qing's mother turned from fright to surprise.
"Master Wang, this little dragon can't be my Xiaoqiang, right?"
Tang Qing's father didn't bother to clean up the watermelon juice on his face and body. He walked up to Carpenter Wang and asked urgently.
Eunuch Tang Qing was even more ecstatic. He came over and grabbed Carpenter Wang's skinny hands and asked eagerly:
"Master Wang, this little dragon must be my Xiaoqiang, right? It must be my Xiaoqiang, right?"