Miss Mi looked at the fool, then looked at the water, and finally looked back.
She sat cross-legged on the ground, tilted her body and looked puzzled, "As you just said, our ancestors didn't even get that thing, how did you get it?"
"Of course I have my own way."
Wang Xiaoliu'er leaned against the tree, and then raised his eyebrows, "Originally, if you just want the Tai'a sword, I don't think it is necessary. It would be a bit unfair to risk your life or something.
It’s worth it. But after listening to what you just said, I think that you, little Ni’er, are not only handsome, but also have a good heart.”
"What, what, what's Xiao Ni'er, Xiao Ni'er! Call me sister!"
Miss Mi was so angry that she stuttered and stared in protest, "I'm telling you seriously, don't scream! If you scream again, I'll beat you up!"
"Is this your attitude when asking for help?"
"Hey."
Miss Mi made a flattering gesture, stretched out her little hand, grabbed one of Wang Xiaoliu'er's fingers and pulled him over, then curled up one of her long legs and asked in a low voice with curiosity, "I'm telling you seriously.
, what are you going to do?”
"Then can I tell you easily?"
"Hey, what do you say?"
"Don't tell."
"Say it~"
"Eh!"
Wang Xiaoliuer looked at Miss Mi acting like a coquettish person, curled her lips, and said with a serious face, "Stop doing this, it's useless!"
He tilted his body again and sat down sideways, "The trick of soft and hard work won't work here!"
"Then what's going to work?"
"Maybe I can try some beauty trap or something."
"laugh."
Miss Mi was so amused that she laughed out loud, and couldn't help but elbow Wang Xiaoliu'er, "I'm telling you something serious!"
"I'm not kidding you."
"Wang Xiaoliu'er!"
"Hey, okay, okay!"
Wang Xiaoliu'er didn't want to tease her anymore and waved his hand to signal her not to make any noise. Then he looked at the water over there and then at Miss Mi, "Hey, let me ask you something."
"What's going on?"
"Can you catch crabs?"
"Um?"
Miss Mi was stunned, with a look of confusion on her face, "Catching crabs?"
"Um."
"Won't."
Miss Mi shook her head.
Obviously, for a well-off young lady, she has never been exposed to the unique skills of a wild child.
Wang Xiaoliuer patted himself and said, "There's nothing we can do. Just light a fire and I'll catch crabs."
"Why catch crabs?"
Miss Mi looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er, curious, but Wang Xiaoliu'er blinked at Miss Mi, "You'll know in a minute."
Miss Mi thought about it. Although she was puzzled, out of trust in Wang Xiaoliuer, she got up, took off her diving suit, and helped Wang Xiaoliu to work.
Tonight, it looked like we couldn't leave. According to Wang Xiaoliu'er's arrangement, Miss Mi went to collect firewood to make a fire, while Wang Xiaoliu'er went to the water's edge to break a branch and prepare to catch crabs.
Because when he came, Wang Xiaoliu'er expected that this matter might not go so smoothly, so Wang Xiaoliu'er brought some emergency items, such as fish hooks and lines, which most of the time do not take up much space.
Wang Xiaoliu took them with him when he went to the wild.
He walked to the shallow water at the water's edge and observed carefully. He actually saw traces of river crabs on the seams between the rocks on the shore and in the shallow water. After confirming that they were indeed there, Wang Xiaoliuer went to grab a few screws from the rocks.
, crushed into pieces and hung on the fishhook.
He didn't show his head. He squatted on the stone and poked the bait along the cracks in the stone. He waited for more than ten seconds. If there was no movement, he moved to another place. He tried this three or five times. Suddenly, the stick
With a flick, Wang Xiaoliuer lifted it up at a constant speed, and saw that at the end of the thin line, a crab about the size of a small fist was lifted up.
When the crabs come out of the water, they will soon spread their claws. Fortunately, Wang Xiaoliuer often does this. He swings the wooden stick with a clever move, and picks up a small bucket with his other hand, clicking it.
, the crab went directly into the bucket.
Miss Mi was lighting a fire on the side, turning her head to look at Wang Xiaoliu'er from time to time. She was shocked when she saw this guy. By the time she boiled the water and cooked the noodles, Wang Xiaoliu'er was already carrying it.
The keg is back.
The crabs were big and small, not very pretty, but they were half a bucket. Miss Mi was waiting for Wang Xiaoliu'er to put the crabs into the pot, but she didn't expect that Wang Xiaoliu'er closed the bucket and put it next to it.
Then he went to the big backpack on one side and took out a roast chicken and a piece of beef with soy sauce, and cut them up on the side.
When Miss Mi arrived, she saw Wang Xiaoliu'er carrying a boss's backpack. At that time, she didn't know what was in it and didn't ask. Seeing Wang Xiaoliu'er's fuss made Miss Mi's mouth twitch.
, simply speechless.
What is this?
Those who knew it were out to work, but those who didn’t know it thought they were out for a picnic!
"No, why do you carry so much food in your backpack?!"
When she saw Wang Xiaoliu'er grabbing a big watermelon from her bag, Miss Mi couldn't hold it any longer and looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er like a fool.
Wang Xiaoliuer blinked his little eyes, looking at her with one big eye and one small one, "Do you want to eat or not?"
"People, people, people didn't say not to eat!"
"That's it! Shut your mouth!"
"snort!"
"Humph!"
Wang Xiaoliuer looked disgusted and cut up the beef. The two of them had noodles and meat sauce to fill their stomachs first.
After filling up, Wang Xiaoliu'er sat aside and took the watermelon over. Looking at Miss Mi's ghostly eyes, Wang Xiaoliu'er took a knife and drew a fairly small triangle on the watermelon.
Then he gently pulled out a cone-shaped piece from the watermelon and handed it to Miss Mi.
Miss Mi pretended to accept it, but Wang Xiaoliu'er waved his hand. She looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er with a slightly red face and opened her little mouth.
Her small mouth was not too big, so she opened it as hard as she could, and took a bite, but she only bit the tip. Wang Xiaoliuer laughed, cut it with a knife, and pierced the rest with disposable chopsticks.
, also handed it to her.
Miss Mi took it and watched Wang Xiaoliu'er continuously taking out the pulp from the watermelon. She was extremely curious and asked, "What are you doing? Can't you just cut it open?"
"If it's cut, it can't be sealed."
"Um?"
As soon as these words came out, Miss Mi was confused again, but Wang Xiaoliuer didn't pay much attention to her, and continued to work on his own with the knife in his hand.
Soon, the watermelon was emptied, and a small basin of pulp was taken out. Wang Xiaoliuer used a flashlight to shine on the remaining empty shell in his hand. Feeling quite satisfied, he took out a bag of white-like fruit from his backpack.
Something like flour.
Under Miss Mi's confused gaze, Wang Xiaoliu'er poured the powdery content inside and carefully covered the watermelon rind.
Later, Wang Xiaoliuer found the bucket again, beat all the crabs inside with stones to death, smashed them, and took out the crab skins bit by bit.
When it was filled with crab meat, Wang Xiaoliu smelled it. Amidst the pungent fishy smell, Wang Xiaoliu'er poured a lot of white sugar and an unknown green powder into it, and then
Stir it into a paste and seal the gaps on the watermelon.
At this time, Wang Xiaoliuer took a knife and started carving on the watermelon. Starting from the butt of the watermelon, he carved out many mysterious symbols, and then made three small holes in it.
, inserted three sticks of incense, and placed them diagonally on a big stone in the southeast corner.
He lit the incense, muttered something, and made a gesture of kneeling.
This went on for several times before he picked up the watermelon and filled the syrup in the bucket bit by bit into the mysterious symbols.
Miss Mi watched the whole process, confused, but Wang Xiaoliuer put the watermelon aside honestly and walked over.
Miss Mi looked at him sideways, "What are you doing?"
Wang Xiaoliuer pointed at the watermelon with his hand and said, "Whether this can happen or not depends entirely on this melon."
Miss Mi held the small basin and looked at the fool, "Why are you filling that melon's belly with so much flour?"
"Who told you it was flour?"
"What is that?"
"quicklime."
"ah?"
Miss Mi was stunned for a moment and turned to look at Wang Xiaoliu'er, but Wang Xiaoliu'er slipped into the tent and said, "I'll take a nap!"
"It's broad daylight, are you sleeping?"
"If it's useless during the day, you have to wait until night."
Miss Mi didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd, so she didn't ask much while sitting next to him.
In the blink of an eye, it was dark, and the surroundings were so dark that it would have been terrifying without a bonfire.
Wang Xiaoliuer yawned and came out. He saw Miss Mi holding Saipan and looking at the weird-looking watermelon. At some point, some fluorescent lights flashed on the watermelon. At a glance, it should be
The medicinal powder Wang Xiaoliuer used worked.
Wang Xiaoliuer went over, grabbed the watermelon, walked to the water's edge, and walked until the water was up to his waist. He suddenly shook hard, and the watermelon fell into the water with a splash, up and down.
Still trembling, in the silent night, as the watermelon trembled, the weird fluorescence was particularly eye-catching.
Wang Xiaoliu'er came back, wrung out the water on his body, and sat by the fire. Miss Mi held her chin and looked at him with a puzzled expression, "What's that?"
"Watermelon."
"I mean, what is that watermelon for?"
"It's used to attract that thing to come up and eat it."
"I have something that I don't know whether to talk about or not."
Miss Mi hesitated for a moment and then said cautiously, "Do you think the monster in the water will eat watermelon? I'm afraid it has never eaten watermelon in its life!"
When Wang Xiaoliuer heard this, he was not in a hurry. After giving Miss Mi a leisurely look, he also looked at her as if he was possessed, "Have you ever caught fish?"
"No."
"Have you seen it?"
"I've seen it."
"Do you know what is the most powerful bait when fishing?"
"Earthworm."
"Then do you know why earthworms are the most powerful?"
"Because, all fish seem to eat earthworms, and I don't know about anything else."
"You're right."
Wang Xiaoliuer touched his nose, "Earthworms are very powerful when fishing in the wild. The great thing is that all kinds of fish eat earthworms, but did you know? Under normal circumstances, fish in the water basically have no chance of eating earthworms.
, but when I saw it for the first time, I really wanted to eat it.”
Miss Mi curled her lips, a little dissatisfied, and Wang Xiaoliuer turned to look at her again, "Everything has a first time. For example, if you see some fruits for the first time, you don't know what they are.
When you eat it, you can feel that you want to eat it, and you can also feel that the food is edible, right?"
Miss Mi blinked her eyes but remained silent. Wang Xiaoliuer added, "For example, in ancient times, there were no short movies or anything like that. Many men got married at a young age and didn't understand anything when they entered the bridal chamber.
Well, aren’t you self-taught and have done everything you need to do?”
"Eh-"
Miss Mi looked disgusted.
"That's what it is."
Wang Xiaoliuer, however, tilted his body with a look of disdain on his face, "Many things cannot only be obtained through experience. The main thing is whether this thing can arouse its desire."
"I still think it's impossible for it to eat this."
"How about making a bet?"
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled ambiguously, looking confident.
Miss Mi looked at her sideways, with a look of dissatisfaction, "Let's bet. What do you want to bet on?"
"casual."
"Hmph~"
Miss Mi suddenly smiled evilly, "If that melon is still floating in the water before dawn tomorrow, give me one million!"
"Oh my god."
Wang Xiaoliuer leaned forward and said, "It's too much!"
"That's nothing too much!"
Miss Mi giggled, "Since you want to gamble, then gamble bigger!"
"Then what if I win?"
Wang Xiaoliuer pouted, "I'm going to win, what should I do?"
"I'll give you a million too!"
"Do you have one?"
"There is no turning back now!"
"snort."
Wang Xiaoliu'er snorted coldly, "A blank promise, why are you trying to make a big deal like me?"
"Then what do you want to do?"
"If I win, you will give me a big fat son."
"Um?!"
Miss Mi leaned back and stared with her big eyes, as if she had seen a ghost.
That little thing was so funny that it even made Wang Xiaoliuer laugh.
"Why do you look at me like that?"
"No, are you a fool?"
Miss Mi laughed angrily. From her point of view, no matter how shameless Wang Xiaoliuer was, the most he could do was make her promise her body.
This is great. He wants me to give him a big fat son. This request is too much!
Unexpectedly, Wang Xiaoliuer still looked confident and confident, "Why, you're not happy?"
"Nonsense, what do you think?"
Miss Mi curled her little lips and said, "At most, at most, I'll just let you kiss me! Isn't a kiss enough?"
"Who are you fooling!"
Wang Xiaoliuer also curled up his little lips. Seeing that she was anxious, he smiled even more happily, "Humph, you want to exchange me for a million for just a kiss? How can your little mouth be so valuable?"
Wang Xiaoliuer also returned a look of disgust, but after he finished speaking, he looked over again with a curious look on his face. He tilted his body and said, "First kiss?"
When Miss Mi heard this, her little face turned red and she stared at him without saying anything.
Wang Xiaoliuer looked at his words and was suddenly shocked, as if he had seen a ghost, "Really?"
Miss Mi remained silent and continued to stare at him.
But Wang Xiaoliuer looked like he wanted to offend her. He especially wanted to tease her. He immediately ducked back and looked at her like she was an idiot, "He was gesticulating as if he knew how to order something! Okay."
What are you still doing now? Have you never been kissed on the mouth?"