Miss Mi looked a little anxious, frowning angrily, clenching her fists, "I, I, I'm not what you said!"
Seeing her extremely strong reaction, Wang Xiaoliuer knew that he was most likely right. He couldn't help but laugh evilly, and raised an eyebrow in a joking manner, "Really?"
"no!"
Miss Mi gave Wang Xiaoliuer a stern look, "Don't look down on others!"
"Hey, if you say that, I'm quite curious."
Wang Xiaoliuer hugged his shoulders and moved closer to Miss Mi, "Tell me about it."
"say what?"
"Tell me, who did you give your first kiss to, and who did you give it to for the first time?"
"Are you a fool?"
Miss Mi looked disgusted, "Why should I tell you?"
"You, stop coming."
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips and said, "You just talk about being awesome, but you're actually quite cowardly."
"Bah, bah, bah."
Miss Mi sat hugging her legs and sitting by the fire, "I, I, I am called Ning Que Wu Cha! Do you think everyone is like you? You are young and have a lot of girlfriends, so you are not ashamed!"
After Miss Mi finished speaking, she bared her teeth and raised her eyebrows with a smile, "Mainly, after working for a long time, I didn't even have a girlfriend in the end!"
Wang Xiaoliu'er was so angry that she couldn't help but squint at her, "That's just a denial! Who knows what's going on in your heart?"
"You can pull it off. To put it bluntly, those women don't just want to have fun with you? They take themselves seriously! Huh, I think you still have to find the reason in yourself.
, it must be you, well, there is something wrong with you or something!"
"What's wrong with me?"
Wang Xiaoliuer raised his eyebrows and looked at her sideways. Miss Mi blinked her big eyes, "Why are you asking me? How do I know?"
After Miss Mi finished speaking, she sighed in an old-fashioned way, "Maybe it's because I'm ugly."
"laugh."
Wang Xiaoliuer was so angry that he turned to look at her, "Am I that ugly?"
"How should I put it, it's okay, just average."
Miss Mi pouted her little mouth, showing a reluctant look, "I also want to compare my scores with others."
"Hey, if you say that, I'm quite curious. Can you let me see what your ex-boyfriend is like?"
"What do you want to do?"
"Why don't you do it? I'll just think about it and see what the standards are in your mind."
"I don't have a boyfriend, so what are you looking at?"
Miss Mi rolled her eyes at Wang Xiaoliu'er again, then lowered her head and pinched her little hands, "I have met a lot of men, but to be honest, I really don't like those men.
"
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips and said, "No one you can like?"
"Almost."
"What about the woman?"
"Um?"
Miss Mi turned to look at Wang Xiaoliu'er, who looked at her with a smile, "Do you like girls?"
"Eh-"
Miss Mi felt disgusted and said, "I don't have one."
"So, who are you really?"
Wang Xiaoliuer shook his body and looked at her. Miss Mi immediately showed disgust, "No!"
"You still said it wasn't the case, but I looked like it early in the morning."
"Um?!"
Miss Mi tilted her body and her eyes widened. Wang Xiaoliuer quickly waved his hands, "Hey, hey, don't glare at me! It's not what you think! When I rescued you that day, I really didn't do anything!"
Miss Mi's pretty face turned red, "Well, how did you tell?"
"You can tell from the sound, appearance, and body shape."
Wang Xiaoliuer sniffed, "I won't go into details. Can you please stop looking at me like that? Seriously!"
"You're pretty awesome!"
Miss Mi looked sideways at Wang Xiaoliu'er, looking up and down, "You have a lot of experience? You can tell from this?"
"The main thing is that I can pinch and calculate."
Wang Xiaoliuer laughed hurriedly, which made Miss Mi laugh. Miss Mi looked at him sideways, "How can you do it? If you don't do it, you could die! I've heard of people who can tell fortunes, but never heard of them.
We’ll figure this out later!”
"Then I won't watch it!"
"You should still look at me, right?"
"No no no!"
Wang Xiaoliuer hurriedly waved his hand, "Actually, I judged it from the gonggong sand on your arm."
When Miss Mi heard this, she was so scared that she subconsciously covered the outside of her shoulders. Wang Xiaoliuer straightened his legs and lazily turned his head to look at her, "Actually, I'm a little confused. I never had the nerve to ask. What are you doing now?"
It’s so old, how come there are still people with palace sand carved on their bodies?”
Miss Mi blushed, "Well, what's the point? It's just a habit, isn't it normal?"
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips and said, "No, I don't think it's normal."
"You don't care about me!"
After Miss Mi finished speaking, she rolled her eyes at Wang Xiaoliuer and said, "I'm happy!"
"well."
Wang Xiaoliuer sighed, "I guess there must be something unspeakable here."
Miss Mi looked sideways at Wang Xiaoliu'er and remained silent.
Wang Xiaoliuer sighed in an old-fashioned way, "I guess this matter may have something to do with that baby kiss you had when you were a child."
Miss Mi was startled, and subconsciously turned to look at Wang Xiaoliu'er. Wang Xiaoliu'er shook his legs and lazily held his head in his hands, "What, you made me guess right?"
Miss Mi rolled her eyes at Wang Xiaoliuer, turned her head away, and said nothing.
Wang Xiaoliu continued, "Actually, I can quite understand you. It's quite annoying that you can't make the decision on your own affairs."
"You understand again, right?"
Miss Mi pouted her little mouth and snorted coldly. Then she held her chin in her hands and turned to look at the fluorescent lake, "You don't understand anything."
"I don't understand, just tell me."
"I don't."
After Miss Mi finished speaking, she snorted again, "Who are you? Why are you telling me?"
"Aren't we friends?"
"Who, who is your friend? Don't be so pretty."
"Come on, pay me back the money you owe me first, hurry up!"
"Hey!"
Miss Mi saw Wang Xiaoliu'er falling out as soon as he said he was falling out, and she was so teased that she bared her little white teeth, and hurriedly pushed him with her elbow, "Can you do it?"
"You asked me if I could do it, and if you could do it! This little girl doesn't even like to talk about you in the movie! It's so irritating!"
"What, you're not convinced?"
Miss Mi giggled and looked at Wang Xiaoliuer provocatively, "How about a fight?"
"Okay, is wrestling okay?"
"Whoever wrestles with you is a fool!"
Miss Mi's pretty face turned red, "You are really no match for me in a fight!"
"How awesome you are, a first-level master. How can I, a top-ranked player, compare with you?"
"As long as you know, you'd better be honest! Otherwise, you are alone in this deep mountain and forest, and I will kill you with one knife to see what you do!"
"Hey, I'll go."
Wang Xiaoliu'er was immediately amused when he saw her vicious words. He turned to look at her with a fool's expression.
"What are you looking at?"
Miss Mi made a provocative gesture, "Look again! If you look again, I'll dig out your eyeballs!"
"Don't come here."
Wang Xiaoliu'er touched his belly and said, "In the past, several women also said they wanted to gouge out my eyeballs."
"Then what?"
"Later, I took care of everything."
"Blow you."
Miss Mi continued to show disgust, and after rolling her eyes at Wang Xiaoliu'er, she held her cheek in her hand and turned to look at the water. When she saw the faint fluorescent light, she couldn't help but look at Wang Xiaoliu'er again, "Hey, this method of yours,
I don’t think it’s possible! Look, it’s all here now, and there’s no movement at all!”
"What are you worried about?"
Wang Xiaoliuer looked at her sideways, "It's still a long time, it's early!"
"What if it doesn't work?"
"If it doesn't work, just go down and fight with it. I won't go anyway."
"Eh-"
Miss Mi continued to be dissatisfied, but Wang Xiaoliuer yawned lazily, "Don't do this, I just want to ask you, do you want to bet?"
"Why not gamble anymore?"
"Let's bet whether this melon will be eaten."
"One million?"
"One million bets on the big fat boy!"
"I won't bet on you, big fat boy!"
"Then it's not worth a million."
"Then one hundred thousand!"
"One hundred thousand for one night!"
"No!"
Miss Mi curled her lips and said, "Did you think so?"
"Then I won't bet."
"Ten thousand!"
Miss Mi raised a finger and said, "If you lose, give me 10,000 yuan! If you win, um..."
Miss Mi blinked her big eyes, "You win..."
"If I win, just shout something nice!"
Miss Mi was stunned and blinked her big eyes, "Call something nice? What's your name?"
"Then you can think about it yourself."
"dad?"
"Eh!"
"you!"
Miss Mi was so angry that she grabbed Wang Xiaoliu'er with all her teeth and claws. Wang Xiaoliu'er raised his hands to block, and the two of them started to quarrel.
Wang Xiaoliu'er said, "Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing, what are you doing!"
"What did you say you were doing?"
"I haven't done anything, why are I so anxious?"
"Then, who asked you to start a fight?"
"I told you to say this, but you are wrong to get it for nothing!"
"Shameless!"
"Hehehehe!"
Seeing that Miss Mi was so angry, Wang Xiaoliuer felt very happy. He turned to one side and said, "Let me tell you something serious!"
"Then what?"
"If I lose, I'll give you 10,000 yuan. If you lose, let me kiss you."
"roll."
"What are you afraid of? It's not like I've never been kissed before!"
"you!"
When Miss Mi thought of this, her face turned red with embarrassment and she glared at him fiercely, but Wang Xiaoliuer curled her lips and said, "If you don't want to play, you won't play. Why are you so anxious?"
Miss Mi rolled her eyes, as if she remembered something, pinched her waist, raised her eyebrows and smiled, "It's not impossible to kiss! But it's not possible to bet 10,000 yuan!"
"Then what do you think?"
"You waive all the expenses for this trip, and then give me another ten thousand!"
"Just go away, I won't play with you!"
"play!"
"I won't play with you!"
"If you don't play with me, I won't be done with you!"
Miss Mi held Wang Xiaoliu'er's arm and smiled. Wang Xiaoliu'er was very angry when she saw it, "No, you still bring it like this? It's not okay if I don't play with you!"
"Um!"
"Don't you think you are too domineering?"
"This girl has always been like this."
"No wonder I can't find a boyfriend!"
"Better than you!"
"..."
In one sentence, Wang Xiaoliu'er's chat was exhausted. Wang Xiaoliu'er looked at her sideways, and Miss Mi's eyebrows were filled with excitement.
"Okay, okay, okay, okay?"
"The time of a stick of incense."
Miss Mi raised a finger.
Wang Xiaoliuer was immediately stunned.
"What time does it take to burn an incense stick?"
"In one stick of incense, if the watermelon on the water surface is not eaten, you lose!"
"You still bring something like this?"
Wang Xiaoliuer turned to one side and was about to leave, but Miss Mi held him back.
"Why are you going?"
"I don't want to play anymore, I want to go home."
"You agreed!"
"Isn't it okay if I stop playing?"
"no!"
"Why?"
"You can't beat me!"
Miss Mi bared her little white teeth and turned on the messy mode, "You have to play whether you want to play or not!"
"I'll go..."
"What, you don't accept it?"
"..."
Wang Xiaoliuer was so angry, "Why are there people like you?"
"You don't care about me!"
Miss Mi stretched out her little hand, "Then it's settled! Come on, Lagou'er! Whoever goes back on his word is a fool!"
"..."
Wang Xiaoliu'er was so angry that she was trembling, but she still stretched out her hand to hook up with Miss Mi.
"Tell me! Whoever regrets it is a fool!"
"Whoever regrets it is a fool!"
"Louder!"
"Whoever regrets it is a big fool!!"
"Plop."
As soon as he finished speaking, a huge splash exploded on the water surface.
In the silent deep forest, this sound is especially loud.
Wang Xiaoliu'er and Miss Mi were suddenly startled. They turned around and looked over. They saw that the waves were rolling on the water, but the little fluorescence had disappeared.
Both of them were stunned for at least ten seconds.
Miss Mi's evil smile with her little white teeth gradually stiffened, and instead, Wang Xiaoliu'er laughed loudly, "Hahahahahahaha!"
He sat up straight, rolled up his sleeves, and pretended to cough twice, "Come on, come here!"
Looking at Miss Mi again, her pretty face was slightly red, and she stood up with an awkward look on her face. She picked up a big stone from the ground and threw it into the water. She was so angry that she stamped her feet, "I won't eat it in the morning, and I won't eat it in the evening."
!Eat at this time!”
"Stop talking nonsense and come here quickly!"
Wang Xiaoliuer patted the grass next to him.
Miss Mi turned to look at him, then turned sideways and said, "What are you doing?"
"Don't you want to kiss me on the mouth?"
"Go away! You have a beautiful idea!"
"Hey! What did you say just now? What did you say? Come on, repeat it with me. Whoever regrets it is the big fool!"
Miss Mi's face turned red with embarrassment, and she became anxious, "Hey! Well, well! Oh!"
"Whoever regrets it is a fool!"
"Ah! Yes! I am a fool!"
Miss Mi rolled her big eyes and said, "I'm just a fool, okay?"
Wang Xiaoliuer tilted his body and looked at a fool, "No, you still have something like this?"
I saw Mi Gunniang's two big eyes starting to push together, one hand digging in, the other crookedly opening, giving a squinty look, and mumbling, "I, I, I, I
It’s a fool…”
"Hahahahaha..."
Wang Xiaoliuer took out his mobile phone and said, "Hey, you are so talented! Come here and let me record it for you!"
"Hey!"
Miss Mi was startled, but she soon became normal. She rushed forward with a smile and curse, and quickly reached out to grab it. Wang Xiaoliuer obviously would not let go easily. In an instant, the two of them were in trouble again.
"Boom——"
Just when they were laughing and having fun, they suddenly heard a dull cry under the water.
As the water surged, the huge figure jumped up from the bottom of the water!