He pretended to go to the toilet, went out, and sneaked back in when no one was paying attention.
Mr. Lao Wang is really powerful. He touched the back of the beam without even realizing it.
He looked over and saw, oh my god, there was a weasel lying on the beam!
It stared straight at Mr. Wang with its two small eyes like soybean grains. One of its legs was stretched out and it was trembling!
This old man and this old man complement each other perfectly!
Boss Lao Wang didn't care about that. He stretched out his hand and pinched the back of that guy's neck!
It's really impressive. As soon as the piece of leather was pinched, Old Huang on the kang stopped trembling. In front of everyone, Mr. Wang carried the piece of leather into the yard and threw it to the ground.
The Pizi turned around and blinked, not understanding what he meant. When he saw Mr. Wang waving his hand, he turned around and ran away.
Old Boss Wang originally had a kind heart and did not want to have a grudge with such a moral person, but he did not expect that enemies met on a narrow road. Later, this guy appeared again, but this time he did not go to Old Huang, but to Old Wang.
Boss, unfortunately Boss Wang is not at home, and Wang Xiaoliuer is the only one at home.
At that time, Wang Xiaoliu'er was peeing in the toilet and was feeling cold. It climbed up the wall. It stood on the wall with a grass blade on its head. It looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er like a person wearing a straw hat and suddenly spoke.
Already.
Yes, it spoke.
Not sure if it was an illusion, Wang Xiaoliuer saw the leather and asked it, "Do you think I look like a human being?"
The sound was very high-pitched and strange.
Wang Xiaoliu'er was startled, blinked his eyes, and said nothing.
When the man saw that he was silent and changed his tone, like a parrot, he asked him again, "Do you think I look like a human being?"
Wang Xiaoliu'er still didn't speak or made any sound.
The reason why he didn't speak was because his grandfather told him that according to legend, there are many things that can speak human language, but when they speak, there will be disaster, so they don't speak easily.
His grandfather also said that when Huang Pizi asks people, Huang Pizi is "asking for a title." No matter how it threatens you, you can't answer it easily, because if it asks you, does it look like a human?
If you say it looks like it, it can turn into a human being! Just like Tathagata Buddha can turn Sun Wukong into a fighting and victorious Buddha with just one word!
However, mortals are not qualified to seal Huangpizi casually, so in the end, Pizi ran away happily, but people will be tortured by karma, ranging from a serious illness to a short-term sudden death.
Wang Xiaoliu'er knew that this guy was really not a good thing. He was trying to drag him into trouble so that he could protect him from disaster!
So he didn't speak.
But the more he behaved like this, the angrier he became, and he even started to scream.
It asked Wang Xiaoliu'er in a sharp voice, "What are you talking about? Do you think I look like a human being?"
His voice was hoarse and he looked ferocious, but Wang Xiaoliu'er still didn't speak. He pointed at his mouth and bared his teeth. He was stunned for a moment and didn't understand what he meant. Wang Xiaoliu'er pointed again.
Point to your own mouth and show your teeth.
The guy seemed to understand, and he showed his teeth like Wang Xiaoliu'er. At that moment, Wang Xiaoliuer picked up a piece of paper and wiped it on the guy's mouth. His mouth was full of shit!
"You look like shit to me!"
"Hey, I'll go!"
The boy squealed in fright, jumped up more than two meters high from the ground, shook his head, rolled and crawled away! As he ran, he spat and cursed, "Bah, bah, bah! Bah, bah, bah! Dog farts!"
Dog farts! Bah, bah, bah!”
Thinking about it now, maybe by that time, the feud between Wang Xiaoliu'er and Huang Daxian'er would have been completely severed.
This isn't entirely his problem.
According to legend, all spiritual things will ask for a title, but it seems that the only one who asks for a title is Pizi. If you look at the purple fox in the book, to put it bluntly, it worships Beidou with a human skull on its head, isn't that true?
Are you asking for a seal? But people are just playing with themselves and not harming others!
Of course, there are some things like these. In summary, they can all be described as "weird powers and chaotic gods". Regarding these things, Wang Xiaoliu'er can only say that he is doubtful. After all, he is not a fox, nor is he a yellow-skinned man.
, all summaries of these weird behaviors are thought to be boiled down to "speculation."
Maybe they were just having fun!
In Wang Xiaoliu'er's heart, Teacher Wu Nan, who is also regarded as a goddess, once said that there are no monsters in this world at all, and you must believe in science!
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoliuer sniffed and continued to read his own seriously.
Just like what she discussed with Li Hongxing'er, he wanted to find a way to cure Zeng Laosan. With this method, he could get Li Hongxing'er back from Zeng Laosan.
But at this moment, he just remembered something.
He was so excited at the time that he didn't ask Zeng Laosan why that thing didn't work.
After all, failure is just a result, not a cause.
Grandpa said that when treating a disease, one must get to the root of the problem. To put it bluntly, this is a process of prescribing the right medicine.
"Hey, go back and ask Sister Hong Xing'er again."
This is what I thought in my heart, but before I put my hands down, I read it in one breath until dawn, and then Wang Xiaoliuer lay down and slept for a while.
Early the next morning, Wang Xiaoliu'er woke up at only seven or eight o'clock. Although he didn't sleep much last night, he was still in high spirits. This kid didn't know what had happened. His physical strength and energy were far beyond normal.
People can keep their eyes bright even if they don't sleep for a whole day, so staying up for a while like this is nothing to him.
When I woke up this morning, Mr. Wang didn't come back for dinner again.
I heard from grandma that grandpa was asked to leave again.
This is nothing new to Wang Xiaoliuer.
Let's put it this way, in the village, the village doctor, Uncle Chen, is definitely a busy man in the village. He is very busy seeing people and giving injections and so on every day.
But Wang Xiaoliu'er's grandfather, Wang Shouyi, was a well-known figure from all over the country. Basically, those who came to Mr. Wang for medical treatment were either rich or noble.
It is common for people to be picked up and dropped off by cars. Sometimes, they come and leave in the middle of the night, and they are not sure when they will come back. He has long been used to it.
In the morning, I ate some water tofu and some meat sauce. Wang Xiaoliuer's belly was full after eating it.
He helped his grandma clean up the house and then ran out to play.
He went out to look for Gou Shengzi first, but the door of Gou Shengzi's house was locked and no one was there. It was probably something happened.
Wang Xiaoliuer didn't think too much and turned around to look for Li Hongxing'er, but Li Hongxing'er was not at home either!
Wang Xiaoliuer had no place to go, so he strolled to the health center.
In the health center, Uncle Chen was still not there. Chen Lu, who was at home on vacation, was on duty. An aunt in the village seemed to have a high fever and was lying on the same bed where Wu Guangcai had been having convulsions for injections.
However, seeing that the sheets and quilts were all new, I guess Chen Lu also disliked them.
Chen Lu was packing things inside and didn't notice anyone sneaking in. She felt someone touched her butt, so she was so frightened that she quickly hit her and turned around!
"Wang Xiaoliu! You want to die!"
Chen Lu yelled and kicked!
She kicked her pretty hard, but unfortunately she didn't hit her. After giving Wang Xiaoliu'er a blank look, she turned around and went back. She also pretended that she wasn't very familiar with Wang Xiaoliu'er, wiping her hands with a towel while drooping.
His eyelids looked indifferent, "What are you doing here? Injection or buying medicine?"
"inject!"
Wang Xiaoliu'er was not surprised and walked over directly and sat on the high chair next to the counter.
He held his cheek with one hand and looked at Chen Lu with a smile.
He is indeed here to get an injection, but who gives it to whom is a question.
Chen Lu seemed to have thought of this too, blushing for no reason, pretending to ignore him and minding her own business.
At this time, Chen Lu was stepping on a ladder to get something in front of the shelf. Her long and straight legs were wrapped in a pair of elastic jeans, which looked very good-looking.
However, Wang Xiaoliu'er was obviously not as interested in Chen Lu's long legs as he was in Chen Lu's small buttocks. His little eyes were staring at Chen Lu's buttocks, which were not very erect.
Upturned, but the same graceful little buttocks refused to move away.
Chen Lu's jeans are indeed very tight, hugging her little butt so tightly that no wrinkles can be seen at all, making people unable to help but think about it at a glance.
Chen Lu looked back and found Wang Xiaoliu'er staring at her little butt. She couldn't help biting her mouth and glared at Wang Xiaoliu'er. She walked over and cursed in a low voice, "Look, look! Look.
What are you looking at! If you look again, I will pluck out your eyeballs!"
"Hey! This is what you are capable of! You can be tough when you put on pants and talk!"
"You! Get out of the way~"
Chen Lu was so angry that she hit him with her fist!
But Wang Xiaoliu'er hid very quickly and grabbed Chen Lu's hand!
He turned aside and took Chen Lu to hide in a narrow aisle inside the shelf. Without saying a word, he pushed Chen Lu towards the corner, hugged her and kissed her.
Although Chen Lu pretended not to be happy, she hugged Wang Xiaoliu'er and cooperated. Wang Xiaoliu felt happy and said, "I'll come find you tonight~"
"Hey, no! It's not convenient for me these days!"
"What's the inconvenience? Stop trying to bluff me!"
"Hey!"
Chen Lu's cheeks turned red with embarrassment, and she pursed her lips coquettishly, "Well, shouldn't I get ready?"
"What are you preparing for?"
"What did you say!"
After Chen Lu finished speaking, she rolled her eyes at Wang Xiaoliuer and looked shy.
Wang Xiaoliu'er seemed to understand Chen Lu's meaning, as if he suddenly understood, "Well, when will you prepare?"
"I happen to be going to the city in the next two days! When the time comes, can I just bring whatever I want with me?"
"But I can't wait any longer, what should I do?"
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled ambiguously and looked at her with a smile. Chen Lu smiled and rolled her eyes at him, "Then what do you mean?"
"It's not interesting. I just want you to serve me well."
"Serve?"
Chen Lu was stunned for a moment, followed closely, and understood immediately. She rolled her eyes at Wang Xiaoliuer and said, "Go away~"
"What are you doing?"
"Go away~"
After saying that, she curled up her little mouth, hugged Wang Xiaoliu'er's neck, her big eyes flashed, and said with a smile, "I haven't noticed it yet! You little thing, you are not big, but you have a lot of thoughts.
!I hugged you, kissed you, and you still want someone to serve you!"