Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips, "Let me tell you seriously, after passing this village, there is no such shop! If you want to serve me in the future, I won't let you serve me!"
"Bah! What a beautiful idea! If you want me to serve you, that's fine, but I have a condition."
"What's the condition?"
"Before you let me serve you, you must serve me first!"
"That's no problem!"
Wang Xiaoliu'er reached out to pick up Chen Lu's skirt. Chen Lu was so frightened that she quickly covered her hands, then kicked Wang Xiaoliu'er hard, "What are you doing?"
"Didn't you ask me to serve you?"
"you you!"
Chen Lu's chest heaved, "You are shameless! Dirty! I will ignore you!"
She scolded quite a lot, but she kept smiling. Her little appearance looked very ambiguous.
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips and didn't take it to heart at all. Instead, he looked very understanding. He tilted his body and raised his eyebrows, "Hey, I haven't asked you yet! How is Wu Guangcai doing now?"
"Huh, don't mention it."
Chen Lu pursed her lips and almost laughed.
He hooked his fingers and signaled Wang Xiaoliu'er to come over. Then he covered his mouth with his hand and whispered in Wang Xiaoliu'er's ear, "I called my sister today and she said he seemed to have given up his waist."
It was twisted, I kept holding on to my waist, and it hurt even when I walked! She even asked me if I needed to go to the hospital for a checkup like this! Hehehehehe..."
When Wang Xiaoliuer heard this, he was very happy, "Then he didn't come to see you?"
"Why are you looking for me? I guess in a short time, he will have no idea about women at all!"
After Chen Lu finished speaking, she seemed to have remembered something and became a little worried, "But, I'm really worried that he will leave some sequelae or something!"
"It's okay."
When Wang Xiaoliuer heard this, he looked completely unconcerned. He looked through the ancient books and knew how powerful this medicine was. Therefore, he became more confident, "He is just too weak now. He has had too much sex."
It’s like a man or a woman doing too much in a short period of time, and their physical strength is exhausted! It’s just that his physical exhaustion is much more serious than that of ordinary people.”
"Is he okay then?"
"It's just kidney deficiency. If you can endure it, it's not a big problem."
"That's okay, otherwise my sister will hate me to death if she finds out."
After Chen Lu finished speaking, she looked outside and saw no one. She turned around again, raised her little hand and hit Wang Xiaoliu'er, "Hey, let me ask you! Why are you staring at other people's butts?
?”
"Do I have it?"
"Nonsense! You must have!"
"Then tell me why!"
"How did I know!"
Chen Lu was still a little shy and glanced sideways at Wang Xiaoliuer, "I'm telling you seriously! You can't just stare at a beautiful girl like this in your daily life.
No, you will be beaten!"
"Haha, I don't do anything, let's see if it doesn't work! Besides, sooner or later, it's all mine!"
"Go away~"
"What? You want to default on your debt?"
"Eh? What you said reminded me! What can you do if I want to default on my debt?"
"Then I'll tell you and your brother-in-law!"
Wang Xiaoliuer wrinkled his nose and pretended to be awesome.
Chen Lu smiled and scolded him and slapped him, "Keep your voice down~"
"whee……"
The two of them were flirting and chatting when there were footsteps outside and someone ran over in a hurry.
Wang Xiaoliuer's ears twitched and he reacted very quickly, "Someone is coming."
After saying that, he quickly let go of Chen Lu, and Chen Lu quickly grabbed the corner of her clothes and ran out in small steps.
Wang Xiaoliuer's ears are really good. As soon as they came out, someone walked in from outside.
It’s Gou Shengzi who’s here!
Gou Shengzi covered his buttocks and screamed, his pants were covered in blood, and he looked extremely embarrassed.
As soon as he came in, he was startled to see Wang Xiaoliu'er here, "Hey, Brother Six! Why are you here?"
After he finished speaking, he blinked and looked at Chen Lu. When he saw Chen Lu's pretty face was slightly red, he immediately widened his eyes in a frightened manner, "You guys..."
"Gou Shengzi! Don't make excuses!"
Chen Lu was not someone to be trifled with. She glared, making Gou Shengzi tremble in fear, "Ah, Sister Chen Lu! I didn't mean that! Well, is Uncle Chen at home?"
"My dad went out and didn't come back! What's the matter with you?"
"I, my butt was bitten by a bastard! It seems I need to deal with it!"
"What the hell?"
When Wang Xiaoliuer heard this, he burst out laughing, "Did you let the bastard bite you?"
"Oh my God, that's not what happened!"
Gou Niangzi held his buttocks and almost cried in pain. Chen Lu was quite professional. Seeing that Gou Niangzi was bleeding a lot, she quickly waved her hand and said, "Then what are you waiting for? Take off your pants and let me take a look."
!”
"this……"
When Gou Shengzi heard this, he grinned and looked a little embarrassed, but Chen Lu didn't care about that and rolled her eyes at him, "What the hell, are you afraid that I will look at you?"
"No! That's not what I meant!"
Gou Shengzi said, and quickly took off a corner of his pants. Good guy, Wang Xiaoliuer and Chen Lu both saw it. There was a big blood stain on Gou Shengzi's butt, one up, one down, two deep red stains.
The blood mark is still bleeding out!
Wang Xiaoliuer could tell at a glance that Gou Shengzi was right! This must have been bitten by the tortoise!
The tortoise has no teeth, and its upper and lower jaws are like two hard bones, so the shape of the wound is also quite special!
"Oh my God, this wound is not small! How old is this bastard to bite you like this?"
Chen Lu was also startled. She was so scared that she subconsciously covered her mouth. Gou Shengzi stared, "Don't even mention it! I went down to the river to fish, and I was so excited! I don't know how to let that thing go."
I took a bite! That big bastard is so big! It’s as big as a washing tub!”
"What about that bastard?"
Wang Xiaoliuer sat upright in an instant, his eyes gleaming!
Good guy, the old turtle in the wild river is worth a lot of money! If it were really as big as a washbasin, wouldn't you make a fortune if you sold it?
Gou Shengzi chirped, looking very angry, "Where else could it go? It ran away! I shook it off and it ran away!"
"Then you don't know how to chase it! Hit it!"
"Go to one side! They were running so fast! Faster than a rabbit! As soon as I turned around, they splashed in the water and disappeared, as if they were sitting on a rocket!"
"laugh."
Chen Lu laughed at the scene and quickly made a silent gesture to Gou Shengzi. While disinfecting Gou Shengzi, she said, "Then you can't let him run away! The old turtle is worth a lot of money! If
Sell it to restaurants in the city, and even those with one or two thousand won't be able to stop it!"
"What? So valuable?"
Gou Shengzi and Wang Xiaoliuer said in unison, both excited.
"That's not good! Old turtles are all bought by the pound! I used to have a classmate whose family owns a restaurant. She told me that their family specializes in old turtles, especially those who are older.
They are good-sized and welcome all comers! He said that his family had taken one of this size before and paid them three thousand yuan, but no one sold them. Later, they sold them to other people’s restaurants, and they seemed to sell them for five yuan.
It’s more than a thousand!”
Chen Lu compared the size with her hands. It looked like it was a little bigger than the footbath. Gou Shengzi took a look and nodded quickly, "Yes, yes! Mine is almost as big!"
"Where did you meet them? Now, there are not many old turtles as big as this in these wild rivers and ditches! If it were me, I wouldn't miss it no matter what!"
Chen Lu turned her head and looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er, "Wang Xiaoliu'er, aren't you very capable? If you have the ability, you can catch that old turtle!"
"You think I can't?"
Wang Xiaoliu'er saw that Chen Lu seemed to be using aggressive tactics, and couldn't help pouting, "I'm too lazy to put in so much effort! I still have serious things waiting for me here!"
"Serious things? Is there anything more serious than making money?"
"Of course."
Wang Xiaoliuer sniffed and said, "How much money can you make by catching an old turtle? I have a big business here!"
"What does big deal mean? Tell me!"
Chen Lu was quite curious.
"Huh, why do I have to tell you?"
Wang Xiaoliu curled his lips and looked up and down with disdain. Chen Lu blinked her eyes and said "cut" with disdain. At this time, Gou Shengzi said coldly, "I know what he is going to do! He is going to go."
Go look for treasures in the little yellow temple!"
"I go!"
Chen Lu exclaimed in fright, her face changed, "Is it true?"
"Why don't you have a good mouth?"
Wang Xiaoliuer was so angry that he kicked Gou Shengzi.
Chen Lu couldn't stand it any longer and quickly said, "Wang Xiaoliu'er! What are you doing? Why do you love to bully others so much!"
"What? Have you touched your sweetheart? Can't stand it anymore?"
Wang Xiaoliuer looked dissatisfied, "You talk as if you are a good man and a woman of faith! When it comes to bullying, aren't you much better than me?"
"Tch, can you and I be the same?"
"Why is it different!"
"I'm a woman!"
"Why are there so many women?"
"hiss--"
Chen Lu gasped, and Wang Xiaoliuer glared at each other, even getting into an argument.
Gou Shengzi took a peek and was shocked, "Oh my god, Sixth Brother, you are getting better and better! Do you dare to glare at Sister Chen Lu?"
"Bah! I don't like to be on the same level as him!"
Before Wang Xiaoliuer could say anything, Chen Lu spat first, "Whenever I'm in a bad mood, I'll ride on his head and beat him!"
"Oh, I'm so scared."
Wang Xiaoliuer waved his arms leisurely with a look of disdain, but Chen Lu frowned slightly, "Are you really going to Xiaohuang Temple to pick up foreigners?"
"No, I just feel that there is something good over there at Xiaohuang Temple, and I want to see what it is!"
"What good things can be found in Xiaohuang Temple? Either coffins, dead bodies, or old houses that look like they are about to collapse! Don't say I didn't warn you! It's said to be haunted over there! Who dares to do anything?
Go up there! Hey, Gou Shengzi! Is that you? Last time I went to play, I almost died!"
"It's not my fault!"
After Chen Lu disinfected the wound and put two more band-aids on it, Gou Shengzi quickly pulled up his pants and said, "Anyway, if it were me, I'd rather catch the old turtle than go to Xiaohuang Temple! There's nothing like that there."