"Lao Ma, what are you doing standing still? You should say something!"
Lao Ma deliberately pretended to be drunk:
"This wine is quite overpowering. I can't help it anymore. I can't help it anymore. I feel a little dizzy. Lao Fan, please let me sleep on your sofa! If I don't wake up, don't call me!"
After saying that, he lay down on the sofa in the living room and pretended to snore a few times.
Niutou saw that his little brother was so incompetent and spat directly:
"This guy is just such a jerk. He just drinks urine. No big deal, just follow whoever..."
Watching Black and White and Wuchang look at him instantly, Niutou was stunned again!
Fortunately, I didn’t say anything about my bald mouth! This horse-riding guy is too nervous!
"Old Niu, how can you deal with whoever you are talking to? Why do you only say half of what you are saying?"
The bull's head rolled his eyes:
"Um, I mean, it's like taking someone seriously! We are all our old brothers whether we have drunk or not! Come on, let's meet each other!"
After drinking a glass of wine, Niu Tou picked up a kebab and ate it:
"It's quite strong, not bad."
"You are not a serious cow. You are not a vegetarian but you still eat meat."
"Why, why can't I eat it? I didn't eat beef!"
"I didn't tell you why, why are you so impatient? Come on, come on, let's go one by one!"
Touch~
The three people touched each other again.
"I said, Lao Fan and Lao Xie, you two brothers are living a very comfortable life. You also have a villa in the world of the sun. You can come here for vacation on your days off, right?"
Bai Wuchang said while eating a whole large intestine:
"Hey, aren't we enjoying ourselves in hardship? After all, the atmosphere in our underworld has changed since there were two more kings.
How could there be such a thing as weekends before?
Your Majesty, he wishes he could treat us like cows and horses, doing endless work all day long, which perfectly illustrates that as long as you are willing to endure hardship, there will be endless hardship."
Niutou roared:
"Hey, do you have any opinions on these two animals, cows and horses?"
Bai Wuchang poured wine into the drink while cursing:
"Where is your focus, you idiot? Otherwise, you are a stubborn person who is stubborn and easy to get into trouble!"
"My name is Taurus, but I am born in the year of Rabbit! Not Ox!"
"Look, isn't this where we're starting to get into trouble!"
Hei Wuchang rubbed his little eyes:
"Okay, okay, you two brothers, stop bickering, old cow, what the hell are you doing here this time? Don't you like the feeling of the earthly world?"
Hearing Hei Wuchang ask this, Niutou was a little shy.
Looking at the twitching appearance of the cow's head, black and white, and twitching of the corners of the mouth, could this guy have rinderpest?
"Hey, this, that..."
"What about this, that, and that! Can you be a little more manly?"
"Then I'll just tell you. Actually, it doesn't matter much. It's just that Lao Ma and I have been busy with official duties during this period, and we didn't even show up when such a big thing happened in our underworld.
Aren’t you done with your work now? I just want to come to the underworld to pay my respects to the Emperor. It’s like paying homage to the mountain, right? You two have had more contact with the Emperor. Hey, we’re going to let you two help introduce him.
."
Upon hearing this, Black and White Wuchang puffed up his chest unconsciously.
"What are you saying? Why do we have frequent contact with the Emperor? This is because he is willing to give us a chance to meet the Holy Face!
You guys can't speak so illogically, you know? If you offend him and stew you with tomatoes, don't blame me for not warning you!"
Niutou swallowed hard:
"Lao Xie, it's not that exaggerated, is it?"
Bai Wuchang put the chopsticks directly on the table:
"It's not that exaggerated? Are you doubting the emperor's strength?"
Niutou waved his hand quickly:
"I have absolutely no doubt about the emperor's strength. Not to mention his strength, the girl who followed him made the king's heart tremble. There is no doubt about his strength.
.
I mean, I didn’t make any mistakes, so you wouldn’t stew me with tomatoes, right?”
"Hey! I said, Lao Niu, I usually think you are quite clever, but why can't you always grasp things clearly today? Don't try to guess what the emperor is thinking. We are just minions. We just work. Don't guess, just do it.
, you know what the emperor said is what he said?
At such an old age, no wonder you guys are the only ones who joined the company and haven’t made progress yet!"
Lao Niu sighed:
"Don't you realize that this is a mistake? Isn't this just to come to you and give you gifts and have a relationship?
Why do you say that the emperor is also the son of the second king and the third king, and he is nominally our highness..."
Bai Wuchang almost smashed the table:
"Stop, stop, stop! I'm talking about Lao Niu, what's going on with you today? Why do you keep saying things you shouldn't say?"
Niu Tou looked confused with intelligent eyes:
"No, me, what happened to me?"
"What did you just say?"
"I said the emperor is also our highness in name, right?"
“he~tui!
I'm just spitting shit on your face! Can others say this, can we say this? Your Highness? Your Highness is what we can call you? Why did the second king and the third king become kings? You don't know or I don't know?
Isn’t it just because the emperor is an old man? You guy can’t even figure out the order of flattery, so you deserve not to make progress!”
Niutou’s brain is almost shut down:
"No, I do this out of my heartfelt respect for the Second and Third Kings!"
"Nonsense, of course we respect the two kings, they are our kings!
But you have to pay attention to one thing. The title "Great King" cannot be used together with the title "Emperor", do you understand?
The king is the king, the emperor is the emperor, they are all our respected leaders, but they happen to be father, son and mother, do you understand?"
Niutou seemed to have caught some clues at first, but after being deceived by these tongue-twisting words, his mind became even more confused.
"No, um, I, I still think there's nothing wrong with the king's son calling him His Highness?"
Seeing Lao Niu's performance, Lao Ma, who was pretending to be asleep, couldn't stand listening anymore, and Gulu got up from the sofa:
"I understand it all in my brain, why don't you understand? The emperor is the emperor, and the two kings are the two kings. We can't confuse each other!"
"Do you think I know how clear this guy is? How come you can't bend this corner?"
Niutou is not a pretentious cow. If you don’t understand it, don’t think about it:
"Okay, let it be what you say. I'll just do it. Anyway, there's no telling how loyal we are to him.
But where does the emperor live? Do you think it would be appropriate for us brothers to pay a visit today? At this point, wouldn’t it seem too abrupt?"