Listening to what Niu Tou said, Bai Wuchang felt as if he had eaten something, and he became nervous unconsciously.
"Ahem, I mean, Lao Niu, you're asking the right guy about this.
I really know where the emperor lives, it’s in Jiangzhou, 200 kilometers away.”
After hearing what Bai Wuchang said, Niutou stood up and walked outside. He saw the two brothers, Black and White Wuchang, looking confused.
"Lao Niu, what are you doing?"
Niutou also looked puzzled:
"Going to meet the emperor?"
Black and White Wuchang immediately expressed an expression of hatred for steel:
"Meet the Emperor? I just said that you have to go to see the Emperor in Jiangzhou?"
Is your brain filled with water?"
Niutou scratched his head:
"What? Jiangzhou isn't that big, right? Once you open your spiritual consciousness, won't you find it in a while?"
Bai Wuchang really can't stand this guy anymore:
"Did you drink too much horse urine and spit out your brains? Do you still want to use your spiritual consciousness to find the emperor?"
This is offensive! Do you understand the offense? How dare you open your spiritual consciousness next to the two great kings and the three great kings?"
"Um...don't you dare?"
"You don't even dare to open your spiritual consciousness when you are around the two great kings and the three great kings. Why do you dare to open it when the emperor and his elders were there years ago? What kind of fake and shoddy stuff is in your head?"
After hearing this, Niutou sat down again and drank a glass of beer:
"I'm in a hurry! It's easy to make mistakes when your mind is confused. You also know our old cow, am I the kind of person who dares to despise the leader? The old scalpers in the system are talking about me, my brother!"
Black and White Impermanence is also speechless:
"People say that the older you get, the better you become. How come you're just getting older but not wiser?"
Who is the emperor? That's the emperor! You still use your spiritual consciousness to find him, it's a shame you dare to think about it!
Also, even if you arrive in Jiangzhou, you may not be able to find his old man."
"ah?"
Niutou was confused when he heard this:
"Why can't I find it?"
"Are you stupid? If the emperor doesn't want others to know where he is, or doesn't want others to use his spiritual sense to pry into his privacy, do you think he will use some shielding methods? How can little trash like us be like the emperor?
How do the means compare?"
Niutou quickly shook his head:
"It can't be compared, it can't be compared, it definitely can't be compared! With my rubbish cultivation level, in his old man's place, I'm not even as good as a dog! No, there are even fleas hanging on the dog's body!"
"Don't worry, I just can't compare.
Don't think I'm verbose, even if the emperor doesn't use any shielding means, offending the holy face is not a small crime, the emperor may really stew you.
And to take a step back, the emperor is generous and does not hold you responsible and guilty, but how can you be sure that the emperor must be in Jiangzhou?"
This time Niutou quits:
"I'm talking about Lao Xie. Isn't that the emperor you are talking about? His old man is now in Jiangzhou? Don't let me eat and vomit! If my temper gets better, Lao Niu, except for those with a higher status than me,
I dare to beat anyone who has a higher official position than me, has a tougher background than me, or is stronger than me!"
Looking at Niu Tou's bullish temper, Bai Wuchang rolled his eyes directly:
"Can't you just be patient and listen to me? Didn't I say that the emperor doesn't live in Jiangzhou?"
"But you didn't mean..."
"What I mean is that he can't go out to do errands, or have a wedding banquet? Your brain is indeed a bull's brain, with many twists and turns! You can't even turn a corner.
!”
Niutou scratched his head in embarrassment and smiled:
"That's right, that's right. The Emperor is an old man and has many things to do. It's normal and normal for him to go out when he has something to do."
"Stop scratching like you are! The dandruff is about to fall into the dishes!
I won’t hide it from you, the emperor came to the underworld a few days ago, and it seemed that he was here to deliver wedding invitations to the second and third kings. It is said that the emperor’s younger brother was getting married, and their family was going to have a banquet, so this paragraph
The time is definitely not in Jiangzhou, I advise you to go there a few days later.
And taking advantage of the emperor’s joy of getting married, there’s a good chance that you two won’t be kicked out when you come to visit, right?”
Niutou agrees very much with this sentence:
"I said Lao Xie, you are worthy of being the one, you are so clever!
Then you can give me another idea. If I go, what kind of gift should I bring? It’s too cheap to buy, and it’s too expensive. I guess the emperor may not be able to appreciate it. He must be in need of it.
money……"
"Don't first, don't first!"
Bai Wuchang quickly interrupted Niu Tou's words:
"I have to correct this. Who said that this old man is not short of money? He is! Very short of money! He loves money so much! Listen to me, if you can't think of what to give, just give him a gift.
Send money!
Not only does the emperor like it, but every person in his family doesn’t like money!"
Niutou looked incredulous:
"Isn't it possible? How can a person like the Emperor be short of money? Even for a little trash like us, there are countless people rushing to give gifts and do things, right?"
"Are you stupid? Are liking money and being short of money the same thing? And the fact that the emperor's family is not short of money is the same thing as the emperor himself being short of money is the same thing?"
Lao Niu was completely confused:
"No, the emperor's family is not short of money. How can he be short of money himself?"
Bai Wuchang chuckled:
"One look at you and I tell you that you have never married a wife."
"It's like I have a wife for you."
Bai Wuchang whispered mysteriously:
"The emperor is getting married."
Niutou pushed Bai Wuchang away:
"Don't get so close to me, I'm so scared.
What's the result? I also know that the emperor has two children."
"You're a cow, I really don't know how to say you're okay. Now that you're married and have a wife, can you still spend the money you want?"
Niutou suddenly realized it!
"Are you saying that the emperor is also henpecked?"
“he~tui!
This is called respect! Do you understand respect and love?
And do you think the empress is a good person?"
"Ah? I've never heard of this. What's wrong with the Empress?"
"Ha! The Empress is a powerful person on the same level as the Emperor!"
Then Bai Wuchang stretched out his index finger and thumb and pinched it gently:
"Did you see that all she needs to do is squeeze her gently, and there will definitely be no one left alive in the entire underworld!"
"But there isn't a single living person in our underworld to begin with!"
"Metaphor! You understand the metaphor! I find it really hard to talk to a cow like you! You have to let me say that the underworld from top to bottom is not as powerful as one finger!"
"Report!!!"
I saw a Yin soldier wearing armor running in at a trot:
"Master Qi, there is a kid outside who wants to see you two."
Bai Wuchang looked back:
"Kid? What kind of kid?"
"There is a man who is dressed like an ancient mortal general. He said his name is Li Zuoshi and that he is the younger brother you two have just adopted."