Bai Lang stood up after a hard push, and then kept rubbing around Liu Bufan's legs:
"Hey, Master, isn't this a little suggestion? If it doesn't work, you can paint it red!"
"The color of Zilong?"
"That's right! Although it's not as good as off-white, it's still pretty cool!"
"Go, go, I think blue is good, I'll change it to wool."
"Brother, it's time to eat!"
Whoosh~~~
Liu Bufan didn't need to remind him at all. The moment the dog heard Liu Duoduo's words, he had already run under the table and was waiting to be fed.
On the dinner table.
"Brother, how about you try my skills?"
Liu Bufan looked at the black fried eggs, purple sausages and green fried dough sticks on the table, and still couldn't take off his chopsticks.
"Duoduo, I admit that I'm usually a bit harsh on you, but you don't need to poison your elder brother, right? Besides, your sister-in-law and Yueyue haven't offended you, so why bother using poisoning?
"
Liu Duoduo snorted directly:
"What the hell, I added activated charcoal powder to the eggs, purple rice to the sausages, and spinach juice to make the dough sticks. It's not as scary as you said!"
Lao Liu picked up a green fried dough stick and struggled internally for a while, but still couldn't stop talking:
"Come on, dog, try it first. Is it delicious?"
The white wolf doesn't care whether it's green or not. As long as it can fit into the mouth, the shape and color, and whether it's poisonous or not, are these important?
Watching the dog swallow the fried dough sticks in one bite, Liu Bufan asked:
"What does it taste like?"
"I don't know!"
"have no idea?"
"Master, I didn't chew at all!"
"You're a damn bitch too!"
"Sister-in-law, why haven't you seen Sister Xiaoxiang recently?"
Jiang Wan'er ate a black omelette and said:
"I asked her to go back to the Demon Palace. Your elder brother said he would take you to Canglan to have fun after the Chinese New Year, so I asked her to go back and make some arrangements first."
Liu Duoduo's eyes immediately lit up!
"It's true! You always say there is another world, and I have long wanted to see it!
But what are you going to arrange for Miss Xiaoxiang? Do you need to make any special arrangements?"
Lao Liu chewed sausage in his mouth and said:
"Your sister-in-law asked this girl to go back mainly to change the decoration style of the Demon Palace. If she doesn't change it, she's afraid she will scare you."
As soon as Liu Bufan said this, Liu Duoduo became interested instantly:
"Scare us? It's so exciting! Then I suggest not to change it, I like this kind of original thing!"
Liu Bufan shook his head:
"I think it's better to change it, otherwise the cruelty inside will be far beyond your imagination.
Even if you can bear it, what about Yueyue? Where about Xiaocheng?"
Unexpectedly, Jiang Yueer shrugged:
"I don't care. I agree with Sister Duoduo's suggestion. I also like the stimulation of the original environment! As for Xiao Cheng's suggestion, haven't we always turned a deaf ear to it? Is it important?"
"That's right, wife, it seems you are overthinking it."
Jiang Waner shrugged:
"Since you want something exciting, then I'll ask Xiaoxiang to change it back, but you have to be mentally prepared, I'm afraid you won't be able to stand it by then."
"No, no! I just like excitement!"
After eating this colorful breakfast, Lao Liu took Bai Lang to the garage again.
"Duo Duo Zi Long, are you sure you don't want to follow?"
"If you don't want to go, we still have to give Yueyue some advice. How can she get that male ghost to spend 100 million on her in just three words?"
"Master, I also want to learn. After all, after returning to Canglan this time, I decided to release my true nature of a scumbag and seduce older girls and younger wives. Your Highness Duoduo has many ideas, and I think it should be very fruitful."
Liu Bufan shook his head:
"It's up to you. Just be careful and don't create a bunch of different species for me when the time comes. I have a mysophobia."
Zilong didn't quite understand what this meant, so Liu Duoduo took out his cell phone and looked at Zilong:
"Zi Long, look, our traditional Chinese stories say that dragons are inherently lustful, and when they mate with different species, various offspring will be born. The nine sons of a dragon are all different!"
However, Zi Long immediately shuddered after seeing these introductions:
"Dear me! Are all the local dragons on earth so good at playing? And having sex with a giant turtle? And having sex with a fish? Oh my god! You are so damn not picky about your food!"
"Okay, okay, you guys chat first, Gouzi and I are going out. If you need anything, just call me. You can also call Gouzi."
Amidst the trembling of the ground and the mountains, Old Liu started the tricycle and left the garage.
The security guard at the door looked at the figure disappearing in the black smoke and sighed once again that rich people really know how to play.
"Captain, that person just now is the son-in-law of Jiang Dong's family, right?"
Snap!
The captain hit the little security guard directly on the head:
"What kind of son-in-law comes to your door? Can you say this clearly? Even if he is really a softie, it is not our turn to discuss it, right?
In our eyes, people are the owners and the people we serve. Don’t mess with things. If people hear about it and fire you, where will you find a security job worth 8,000 a month?"
It is said that Lao Liu drove Bai Lang all the way to the gas station in the suburbs in a tricycle. After all, diesel in the city is 30 cents more per liter than in the suburbs. Watching the oil company make money is more uncomfortable than Lao Liu himself losing money.
But just as he was driving on the suburban road, the four people on the roadside widened their eyes!
"Damn it! That's not Emperor Dijun! Old Fan, am I not being blinded?"
Hei Wuchang narrowed his little eyes:
"That's right! It's the Emperor. Isn't that Mr. Bailang standing in the carriage? Why is he driving a tricycle?"
Niutou Mamian has never seen Liu Bufan in real life, he has only seen him in portraits.
"Holy crap! This is really the emperor and his old man? What? Why is it different from what you imagined! How can a mount like a tricycle fit the temperament of his old man? Is this reasonable?"
Snap!
Bai Wuchang slapped him directly:
"What are you talking about! We can discuss what kind of car Dijun likes to drive? Even if he comes out pushing a wheelbarrow, he must have deep meaning!
Aren’t you going to visit his old man? Hurry up and follow him!”
"Ah? Wouldn't it be too abrupt to catch up now? And it's daytime, wouldn't it be too scary for us to catch up with a high-speed tricycle like this?"
But just as they were discussing, they saw the tricycle from before slowly driving toward them, dragging black smoke.
Before Niu Tou MaMian could react, Hei Bai WuChang slid to his knees and slid twenty meters! The tricycle stopped, and they stopped just in time.
"Hey! Who do I think they are? Aren't these Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai? Why are they hanging out in broad daylight?"
Black and White's smiling face looks like a chrysanthemum:
"Young man, I have met the emperor and the white wolf!"
"Tsk tsk tsk, your mouth is still so sweet. Have you brought any money?"
Although they didn’t know why Liu Bufan asked this, they still nodded crazily and flatteringly:
"Take it with you, Emperor. Here are 200,000 Mingbao. Here are four boxes of gold bars. Do you think they are enough? If not, we brothers will go back and get them for you!"
Liu Bufan glanced at the box containing the gold bars and let out a laugh in his heart. It turned out to be the same style as the betrothal gift his sister-in-law received, and the chain heads were exactly the same. It seems that you and that guy are in the same group! Then don't blame me.
I'm blackmailing you this time:
"Hey, I'm just going to fill up the car with gas. I don't need the Mingbao. Four boxes of gold bars are enough. Do you have anything else? If nothing happens, I'll leave!"