Chapter 577 Blackmailing people without picking them
Seeing the white wolf swallowing four gold boxes in one gulp, Black and White Wuchang couldn't help but feel a pain in his body. How could a car cost so much money just for a single refill of gas?
However, they quickly adjusted their mentality. It was just four boxes of gold. It was not the duty of the old man to show filial piety to the emperor! As long as the old man needed it, let alone four boxes, it would be forty boxes or four hundred boxes. It didn't matter!
"Is there anything else? You can leave without me!"
Hearing what Liu Bufan said, Black and White Wuchang quickly glanced at Niutou Mamian, and the two guys trotted all the way and knelt down:
"I'm... I'm... I've met the emperor, and I've met His Excellency the White Wolf!"
Looking at the two people kneeling on the ground, Liu Bufan glanced at them, and then asked knowingly:
"Hey! Who is this? It looks very unfamiliar!"
"Woof woof woof!"
Niutou said nervously and excitedly:
"Your Majesty, we have a bull head and a horse face. We have been performing official duties during this period. It is really my fault that I haven't had time to visit you. Old Ma and I didn't have time to spare, so we decided to go first.
Let me report my work to you!"
Liu Bufan raised his eyebrows as he raised his head:
"Report to me? I'm not your superior, and I don't have an official position in the underworld. Why should you report to me? If you have anything to do, go to my parents."
"Actually, to be honest with you, old man, we have looked for the Second King and the Third King, but they are not here, so we thought about coming to your side first."
Liu Bufan looked at his watch:
"My parents should have gone back by now. If you have any work-related matters, go to them. Don't you guys know who I am? Xiao Hei Xiao Bai, don't you know? And I still report to work? I'm already eating a soft meal, you
Are you going to give me a job?"ωωw..net
Watching Liu Bufan driving his tricycle away in a puff of black smoke, Hei Bai Wuchang looked like he hated iron.
"Damn it! What's going on with you two? Didn't you say you came to pay homage to the mountain? Why did you mention work again? Didn't I say that the emperor is the most annoying person?"
Bull Head and Horse Face are trembling even more now:
"I said, Lao Xie, just stop talking! I'm so scared! It's good if I can speak eloquently, what else do you want from me!"
"It's just that when I heard about the emperor's reputation before, I didn't have such an intuitive feeling. But when I face him directly, the invisible oppression is really unbearable! It's like I'm still a human being.
It's the same feeling as looking up at the stars when you were a cow. You can only feel your own infinite insignificance, and you can't even guess how vast the universe is!
And now I can’t even stand up, and my legs don’t feel like they are mine anymore!”
For a long time, the four brothers sat on a bench by the roadside and kept sighing.
"Lao Xie, Lao Fan, do you think we two brothers are getting cold feet? We didn't succeed in worshiping at the top of the mountain. It seems that it left a bad first impression on the emperor and his elders."
Bai Wuchang patted Niu Tou's shoulder:
"Lao Niu, don't be discouraged. The Emperor is not so narrow-minded. According to my guess, he doesn't take you seriously at all."
"ah?"
"Ah what? Isn't it obvious? To put it bluntly, our king is nothing in the eyes of the emperor, let alone us."
"That's what happened, and that's what happened, but we brothers can't just go back like this, right?"
Bai Wuchang thought for a while:
"Old Niu, in fact, according to me, rushing is not a business. You two are just too deliberate. It is very likely that the emperor has no objection to you at all, but your expectations are too high.
As the saying goes, the higher the expectations, the greater the disappointment. You should keep a normal mind and serve the second and third kings well. This is the serious matter, isn't it?
As long as I have the opportunity to show my face in front of the second king and the third king, maybe I will meet my parents again when the emperor goes to the underworld to see his parents?
And as far as I know, even if the emperor doesn't go to the underworld, the two little emperors come to play every weekend. Seeing that the winter vacation is about to take place in the earth, this is also an opportunity."
Hearing Bai Wuchang say this, a gleam of light burst out in Lao Niu's eyes:
"That's right! Otherwise, you have a quick brain. If you can't become an emperor or his old man's dog, wouldn't it be the same if you become the second king, third king or little emperor?"
"Just understand this. Listen to me and deliver the things that need to be given to the emperor's house first. Don't neglect the etiquette. They don't have to want it, but we have to give it. This is an attitude."
"Yes, yes! It's so right to call you here! Where did Lao Ma and I have such brains! Without further ado, let's send the things over first. We just happen to know the door, so we don't go to the wrong place next time.
place."
On the other hand, as Black and White Wuchang said, Lao Liu really didn't take the bull-headed horse-face seriously at all, let alone whether he was disgusted or not. After all, his attitude was very upright and he would kneel down when meeting him. What else could he say?
"Gouzi, have you noticed that the box that Black and White Wuchang took out is the same style as the betrothal gift that Yue'er received."
The white wolf who was standing in the carriage with his mouth open to drink the wind immediately became excited when he heard these words:
"Master! Then I'll go and eat them both!"
"Stop, stop, stop! What are you doing? Why are you eating someone else when you have nothing to do?"
"Master, these two guys seem quite honest, but they actually tried to attack your sister-in-law. Aren't they tired of living?"
"How about saying that your girl is a dog? I didn't say that the bride price was given by them, but that little devil must be related to the two of them."
"What do you mean, Master?"
"Of course I took the opportunity to blackmail them! How many boxes of gold do you think this crime is worth if you allow your subordinates to harm mortals?"