Since Mr. and Mrs. Liu planned to go back after watching the dog fighting match, or to be more precise, they wanted to have contact with people from the Heavenly Court before going back, so they planned to find a hotel to stay near the dog fighting ring first.
"Husband, I think it's better not to stay in a five-star hotel. Wouldn't it be too eye-catching? Those guys know everything to please us."
Old Liu thought for a moment, then nodded:
"This proposal is very good. Let's go to the four-star one. After all, we have 100 million underworld treasures in our hands now. It won't be wasted until it's all in vain."
"Then will Dou Le know if you use this card to pay money? After all, this card has had transactions with him."
Old Liu curled his lips:
"Of course I have thought of this little thing. Don't think about who your husband is. I can hack into the household registration management system with a landline phone. It won't be a matter of minutes to fix the underworld's financial system!"
"so?"
"So I have completely deleted the other party's transfer records a long time ago. This 100 million was earned by ourselves. There is no such thing as anyone transferring money to us! No one can find out..."
Seeing Lao Liu's proud look, Jiang Waner patted his shoulder with satisfaction:
"Xiao Fanzi, your skills are quite good!"
"It goes without saying that we made our fortune by doing this!"
"Okay, stop being so arrogant, calling you fat makes you breathless."
But when the two arrived at the door of the four-star hotel, they discovered something very strange.
"Eh? Why are there so many people? Logically speaking, the four-star consumption level is not low, right? Are there so many rich people in the underworld?"
"Husband, have you noticed one thing? People who register for accommodation seem to be in pairs! Is this just in time for Valentine's Day in the underworld?"
At this time, a waiter greeted him warmly:
"Do you two want to stay?"
Old Liu nodded:
"Yes, but I'm very surprised. Are there usually so many people here? Or is it some kind of festival?"
The waiter said with a professional smile:
"Replying to Sir, although we have a lot of guests here on weekdays, there are definitely not so many. Because this year's annual dog fighting competition coincides with Black Valentine's Day in January, so now couples or couples can enjoy a 20% discount on accommodation.
Special offer, now you only need 800 Mingbao to stay in a regular room for one night! And it also comes with three meals a day!”
As the saying goes, everyone has the mentality of taking advantage. If someone pretends to say that he doesn't have it, then he is just pretending.
Old Liu didn't care what the reason was for it to be so cheap. He took out two freshly made ghost ID cards from his pocket and handed them over directly:
"The dog fighting competition starts tomorrow, right? Then give us three days first."
The waiter took the ghost ID card and said:
"Sir, because our event is only valid for couples or lovers, you have to prove that you two are husband and wife or lovers."
"Oh? Do you still need to show your marriage certificate?"
"It's not that troublesome. You just need to kiss this lady. Of course, this lady will kiss you the same way."
I saw Lao Liu pointing at his face and saying:
"Come on, honey, your mouth is worth nearly 10,000 yuan!"
Jiang Wan'er directly pinched Lao Liu's waist:
"Get lost!"
Seeing Lao Liu and his wife flirting, the waiter said wisely:
"I saw that you two are an old married couple. I will check you two in now. Please wait a moment!"
While waiting, Lao Liu was surprised to find that in addition to normal male and female couples, there were also some guys who fished in troubled waters!
Just next to the counter, two little girls walked over arm in arm.
"Hello sister! My wife and I are checking in!"
The waiter looked at the two sweet little girls and was stunned for a moment, then asked tentatively:
"Do you two need to apply for a couple's discount package?"
The two little girls immediately put their heads together:
"So sister, do you think we look like a couple?"
To be honest, let alone the waiter, if Lao Liu didn't use his mind-reading skills, he wouldn't be able to tell whether the two were lovers. After all, the two girls acted so close that it was impossible to tell the truth from the appearance.
However, the waiter still adhered to the principle of procedural justice and said:
"Well, if you want to apply for a couple's discount package, you two need to kiss each other to prove that you are a couple!"
When the two little girls heard this, they didn't hesitate at all. One stretched out her face and the other kissed her with her mouth.
"Sister, is this okay?"
Before the waiter could say anything, they saw each of them talking, one stretched out his face, and the other kissed her again.
The whole process went very smoothly, and it looked a little cute.
Everyone was like this, so the waiter acquiesced, so he took the ID and applied for a couple's discount package for them.
Seeing the two little girls successfully handling the matter, the two young men on the other side were very jealous!
This is a 20% discount!
So the two of them exchanged glances, and then quietly played a game of rock, paper, scissors to decide who was zero and who was one!
The waiter at the front desk looked at the two grown men holding arms and didn't react for a moment.
"Sister waiter~ Let's check in for accommodation~"
Σ_(?????? ∠)Ouch!
The waiter resisted the urge to vomit and suppressed the strong feeling in his stomach!
Then, relying on his profound professionalism, he forced a smile and said:
"Excuse me, do you two also want to apply for the couple's discount package?"
I saw them nodding:
"Yeah wow!"
"Then you need..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw them eating it in public. The waiter couldn't bear it anymore!
shouted:
"Security! Security! Get them out! Get them out!"
"Holy crap! What are you going to do!"
"Oh my god, don't touch me! Be careful, I'll sue you!"
Seeing the guy pretending to be a couple being kicked out, all the ghosts in the hall looked like the air was clean.
Just when everyone thinks this is the most outrageous thing, reality will always hit them hard in the face!
I saw a boy walking over holding a cat:
"Hello, I would like to stay."
The waiter swallowed:
"Hello, the standard room is 4,000 per night, the suite is 16,000, and the imperial suite is 32,000. Thank you."
"Can couples get a 20% discount?"
The waiter looked at the young man and then at the cat in his arms, then at the cat and then at the young man.
"Sir, couples here can indeed get a 20% discount."
"Then give me a preferential package."
"With. With who?"
"This question is of course about my Mimiya."
After saying that, he gave the cat a kiss.
The waiter looked at the manager for help. The manager had never seen this scene before!
"Sir, do you want to share a room with your cat?"
"Of course, why not give it a separate room?"
"cocoa……"
Before the manager could finish speaking, a long-legged beauty came over and held the young man's hand:
"Baby, is it done? I remember the procedure is not that complicated, right?"
"Mimi, you can get a 20% discount for couples staying today! It's just that the waiter is a little strange, why don't we change places? This store always feels weird."