Looking at these shocking scenes, Lao Liu felt that this was the point of going out for a walk. If you don't go out, you'll never know how many outrageous things will happen in the world!
"Hello sir, your check-in has been arranged for you."
Old Liu took the room card and took a look:
"Eh? Why did you get a standard room for me? Didn't I say I wanted an emperor's room? With my status and my status, I must have an emperor's room!"
The waiter said with a professional smile:
"Sorry sir, since we didn't explain it in advance, we default to a standard room, but it can be modified. Do I need to upgrade you to an imperial suite?"
"That's necessary!"
"Sir, the imperial package is 32,000 per night. Are you sure?"
"Confirm! By the way, give me a room with the best view. If you don't, I won't pay you!"
After checking in, Lao Liu and Jiang Waner walked into the elevator.
But just as the door was closing, a hand suddenly stopped the door from closing.
Lao Liu had quick eyes and quick hands, so he directly conjured a needle and pricked him, and the other person retracted his hand with an ouch.
Seeing her husband, who was over 8,000 years old, doing such childish things, Jiang Wan'er really couldn't complain.
"If you want to say that Xi'er and Che'er did such a thing, you can still use childlike innocence and mischief to explain it. Liu Bufan, can you use one word to describe your behavior?"
Old Liu blinked:
"You still have a childlike innocence!"
Snapped!
Jiang Wan'er rounded up her hand and slapped him on the butt!
"Damn it! Why did you hit me?"
Jiang Wan'er grabbed Lao Liu's collar and pushed him against the wall:
"If you are naughty, you will be punished!"
Old Liu swallowed hard:
"Honey, don't be impulsive, you're still in the elevator now!"
Bang! Jiang Waner patted it again.
"Holy shit! What do you want to do!"
"Can."
"Um?"
"Um!"
For a long time, in the room, on the big bed, Lao Liu was wrapped in a quilt, looking like a little daughter-in-law.
"Honey, you are so rude."
I saw Jiang Wan'er holding her head with one hand and drawing circles on his face with her hair with the other hand:
"Don't you just like this tune?"
"Actually, I still hope you can be gentler."
"But that's not what you said the last time I was gentle."
Old Liu blushed:
"Why, can't you change the taste?"
"Of course, so I want to change my taste too!"
Just when they were about to score twice, they suddenly heard a strange sound coming from next door.
Old Liu maintained his position of being pinned down by Jiang Wan'er and said:
"Honey, if I remember correctly, those two little girls who said they were lovers should be living next door, right?"
Jiang Wan'er raised her ears and listened carefully, then smiled:
"Young people nowadays are really having fun. Husband, why don't you try dressing up as a woman?"
When Lao Liu heard this, his mouth immediately twitched:
"I think it's better not to give it up, honey? I'm so embarrassed."
…
Two hours later, Old Liu set fire to a set of colorful clothes. What a shame! It was simply a shame and a great humiliation!
Snapped!
"Young lady is pretty good~ You can continue next time~"
Old Liu looked at Jiang Wan'er's proud eyes and stretched out his hand to lift the dust off his clothes:
"Shame! It's so shameful!"
Jiang Wan'er blew a rogue whistle directly:
"Little lady, why don't you put on your clothes first? This will have a bad influence~"
Seeing Jiang Wan'er laughing out loud, Old Liu was filled with anger from the bottom of his heart! Evil comes from the daring side!
"I want to revive Hugang!"
After saying that, he rushed forward!
But before she even touched the edge of the bed, she was pushed aside by Jiang Wan'er's Tai Chi pose.
"Xiao Fanzi, do you still want to revolt?"
Lao Liu was not one to give up easily. He directly changed a set of clothes for himself and then tore them up with his own hands!
This operation made Jiang Wan'er's eyelids jump.
"I said, husband, calm down! Calm down! Impulsiveness is the devil!"
"Ha! Now I know how to beg for mercy! It's too late! I just acted like a devil for once today!"
Speechless all night, rain all night!
Early the next morning, looking at Jiang Wan'er nestled in his arms, Old Liu gently brushed her cheek.
"Don't make trouble, let me sleep a little longer."
Old Liu just wanted to get up, but was held down by Jiang Wan'er:
"Don't move, let me hold you for a while."
Seeing the beauty acting coquettishly with him, Old Liu suddenly wanted to light a cigarette, but when he thought that his wife wouldn't like it, he gave up the idea.
It wasn't until noon that the two of them got up from bed.
Jiang Waner was combing her hair in front of the mirror full of energy, while Old Liu had drooped eyelids and smacked his lips:
"Honey, let's go eat something. I'm a little hungry."
"Why are you anxious? You won't starve to death even if you don't eat for ten thousand years."
"But it feels really uncomfortable if I don't eat something after getting up. My mouth always wants to chew something."
Seeing Lao Liu bite off half of the pillow in one bite, the corners of Jiang Wan'er's mouth twitched:
"I kind of know why the white wolf eats everything. With a master like you who sets an example, it would be strange if he doesn't do this."
Since the couple's discount comes with meal tickets, Lao Liu and Jiang Wan'er came to the restaurant on the second floor.
They came just in time for lunch, so there were quite a few ghosts.
Old Liu looked at the dazzling array of food and licked his mouth:
"Honey, do you believe that I can eat up all this restaurant?"
Jiang Wan'er said with disgust:
"Xinxinxin, I found out why you suddenly turned into a white wolf today?"
"It consumes a lot."
Jiang Waner spat directly:
"This old gangster."
The two of them chatted while eating. They deliberately found a seat by the window so that they could see the scenery and situation outside.
Looking at the direction of the dog fighting ring, people were already buying tickets to enter. Old Liu said:
"Do you think we should bring the dog here?"
"I think it's better not to give it up. Once the results of its competition are confirmed, there is no sense of expectation anymore."
"Right."
Then Lao Liu suddenly saw the two little girls next door also walking into the restaurant, one full of energy, the other with dead skin and droopy eyes, so he whispered:
"Honey, do you think girls can also suffer from kidney deficiency?"