Listening to Old Liu's question, Jiang Waner glanced at the two girls who had just come in, and then looked at Old Liu:
"I said you are thinking about all kinds of weird questions every day? This little girl is really tired of you."
Old Liu curled his lips:
"Don't I have a natural and pollution-free kidney-tonifying prescription? If she needs it, I think I can sell it to her to make some money."
"Then you are short of money now?"
"Isn't there any shortage?"
"Then you still need some money for woolen yarn."
"Be prepared for a rainy day. What if one day you run out of money? You can't rob it anymore. After all, I've been going ashore to clear my name for so many years. If I continue to work in my old profession, I will be laughed at by others."
Regarding what Liu Bufan said, Jiang Waner didn't even believe the punctuation marks.
This guy was so-called cleansed and went straight to the robbery without holding a knife and leading a dog, but he used several more advanced methods.
For example, blackmailing your brother-in-law.
For example, cheating when gambling with others.
For example, go to black boxing.
Another example is selling kidney-tonifying prescriptions!
Except for the first way, which is the method of rotten meat in the pot, which of the other methods is not the golden rule for making extra money?
After going to Macau for just a few days, I won a casino with a market value of 150 billion. Isn't this way of making money much faster than highway robbery?
"I said, wife, what's that look like in your eyes? Don't you believe that I've cleared my name?"
"I believe you are a big-headed ghost, so you can still clear your name? If you clear your name, why did Guitan Yaoshi and Langtian go there?"
When thinking about the several men who are robbing the universe now, Old Liu himself feels a little lacking in confidence:
"If you don't wash it, don't wash it. It wouldn't be a pity to abandon such a good career!"
Jiang Waner let out a sigh, then gave Lao Liu a piece of mutton chop:
"Hurry up and eat. I see that there are more and more ghosts over there at the dog fighting ring. Didn't you hear that everyone around here is discussing tonight's opening ceremony?"
Old Liu naturally put the mutton chop into his mouth, then took a piece from Jiang Wan'er's bowl, and then simply brought the bowl over:
"Honey, why are you so anxious? It's only noon now, and the opening ceremony is in the evening. It's not too late to buy some snacks after we've eaten and drank enough.
And look at the ghosts and weird things living in this hotel. I guess they all came to watch the opening ceremony. They have more viewing experience than us. Their lack of hurry means that now is not the most exciting time, so why bother to be there?
Just sit there."
Jiang Waner thought about it:
"That's right. I feel like my brain is not working well when I'm with you. It's all your fault."
Old Liu is numb:
"You can blame me for all this? Are you still being unreasonable?"
"If you try to reason with a woman, I think you might as well eat your shit."
"Okay, okay, blame me, blame me, I'm not a woman enough, come on, my wife, I'll treat you to a piece of chicken butt!"
The lunch ended happily with a fistfight.
Seeing the lively atmosphere of ghosts and ghosts on the street, Old Liu bought another popcorn from a roadside stall.
But what surprised him was that even this small popcorn stand was holding a Black Valentine's Day event, randomly selecting a couple or lovers to get free of charge, and then Lao Liu got another popcorn for free.
"It's strange, is this Black Valentine's Day so important? Why are there so many businesses offering discounts?
Wife, do you want to try the popcorn?"
"Just ask."
Jiang Wan'er asked the little girl selling popcorn:
"Little sister, is Black Valentine's Day in the underworld a very important holiday?"
The little girl shook her head:
"I am single and all Valentine's Days are not important to me.
However, this year the Bureau of Commerce issued a notice that in order to celebrate the annual dog fighting competition coinciding with Black Valentine’s Day, they specifically asked us to hold activities, and the discount part will be reimbursed by the public!”
Hearing this, Old Liu had an idea in his mind, and then asked following Jiang Wan'er's words:
"Then when was this notice issued?"
"Yesterday afternoon, I received the text message notification after I got off work. But since the discount part is reimbursed by the public, I must do some activities. After all, the more I buy, the more I will be reimbursed, and the more I earn!"
After hearing this and thinking about the time he arrived at Dougou Ridge yesterday, Old Liu shrugged:
"Honey, the case has been solved. It must have been done by that guy Dou Niwan. After Dou Le told him that we were here, I guess he immediately gave the order and then made this happen.
But it’s obvious that this guy is quite rich! The discounts and price reductions throughout Dougouling are quite generous.”
Jiang Waner nodded:
"No, look at Dou Le buying our barbecue stove for 100 million without blinking an eye. Their family is quite wealthy."
"That's what I said, but honey, haven't we given him the barbecue stove yet?"
"No, doesn't this make that Ergou a mess?"
Lao Liu glanced at Lao Zhang's stove in the storage space and said with some reluctance:
"The stolen stove is quite easy to use. It would be a pity to give it to him. Not giving it to him is against the principles of doing business. Wife, do you think we should return it to him?"
Jiang Waner rolled her eyes:
"It's just a broken stove, just give it to me. At worst, I can just get another one after I go back."
…
At this time, Dou Niwan, Dou Le and Master were talking in the room.
"No, no, yesterday you told me about Ergou and I was so scared that I didn't have a rest all night. No matter what you said, I must give the Second and Third Kings an excuse to apologize. This is because I am not strict with my subordinates. I should
You must accept the punishment you receive!”
The master quickly advised:
"Sir, I told you yesterday, don't do it! The emperor just killed Ergou and his whole family. He didn't blame us, and even praised the young master for his principles.
Moreover, the old man is playing in the world for the sake of peace and quiet. If we don't look for trouble, we are doing the best to please him!"
Dou Niwan still felt a little worried and asked:
"The emperor really didn't blame us?"
"Dad, you have asked me more than a thousand times from yesterday to now. The Emperor really does not blame us!
Because I never had any bad intentions from the beginning, what I cared about the most throughout the whole process was the skewers stove, both in my heart and on my lips, it was the skewers stove!
With the ability of the emperor and the empress, they can easily know what I am thinking. Since they did not blame us, it means they have no intention of blaming me!"
Dou Niwan looked at his somewhat foolish son and said happily:
"Damn it! It's a good thing that your brain is not very clever and you don't have so many tricks! People often say that stupid people are blessed with stupid things. I can see it. The old saying is really true!"