But when he thought of this, Old Liu dismissed the idea. After all, the fat black man was the leader in the underworld. He would rather make chicken heads than beef briskets, so he still had to respect his personal wishes.
Erlang Shen on the side saw this scene and gave a thumbs up to the King of Hell!
"Good fellow! Mr. Yan, your underworld can do it! Every aspect has been thought through very well. Under your leadership, the underworld is really getting better and better!"
The King of Hell looked very humble:
"No matter what, it's all Laojun and Jade Emperor who have good leadership!"
"Okay, this is a good job. Don't be humble. I will definitely bring more people to cheer you up in the next competition!"
The King of Hell sat in his seat and looked at the dogs in the City of Wasted Death and sighed. The little guys were not treated well when they were alive. How could they be allowed to suffer again in the underworld?
If people can be divided into good and bad, dogs will not do anything nefarious or evil. Instead, some people torture them to satisfy their perverted desires and gain pleasure.
Some dog owners even torture their own dogs. If you don’t love them, you don’t have to keep them. If you can’t keep them for special reasons, you can send them to others for euthanasia. The worst is to send them to a dog meat restaurant, which is just a knife but painful. But some dogs
People just like torture, I can only say that I can't understand it.
After the dogs from the City of Death passed, several groups of local dogs from the underworld came over. Some of them had some strength and wanted to get a good ranking, and some just wanted to join in the fun here to make some fun with the Westerners.
The local team has one route number.
After these teams passed, the finale came.
I saw Dou Niwan performing a passionate dance directly on the stage, and then spinning around again:
"Now let us give warm applause to welcome the Difu Dou Dog Ridge team to enter!"
coax!!!
As soon as he finished speaking, all the audience stood up!
Shout!
whistle!
Some ghosts excitedly threw chicken legs into the venue! However, they were kicked out by security guards for littering!
I saw Dou Niwan perform a very flashy forward swing, then deliberately held his breath, and after a few seconds he shouted:
“Dogs are welcome to enter!
We can see! A total of 293 dogs were sent by the Dou Dog Ridge team this time!
The leader of the team, Her Royal Highness Princess Yan Xiaoluo’s pet dog, is also the champion of the last quarterly competition in Dou Dog Ridge, Samoyed Sasa!!!
And behind Sasa is our familiar old friend!
First up is our very cute but very dangerous ‘Crazy Shaving Machine’, Tea Cup Dog!!!”
The camera of the live broadcast directly gave Xiaocha a close-up. Because it was too small, the cameraman pulled it again.
“We saw Xiaocha chewing a few mouthfuls of air at the camera. Although we don’t know what it means, it seems to be saying that dogs have a responsibility to take good care of their teeth!
Therefore, I would like to recommend the electric toothbrush for dogs produced by Meihua Group! During the dog fighting competition, a set is only 998! Only 998!"
"Eh heh heh!"
Although the audience is already familiar with this behavior of inserting advertisements in the middle, they still despise it!
But Dou Niwan didn’t care at all!
If there are no advertisers, where will the money come from? How can we run competitions without money? How can we attract advertisers without competitions?
After cleaning off the vegetable leaves on his body, Dou Niwan put on a smile again:
"We can see! Behind the teacup dog Xiaocha is our Tibetan Mastiff!
Audiences who watched the last game know that the big mastiff was shaved when he fought against Xiaocha a few months ago!
But we can see it now! The mastiff’s hair is even longer than last time!
Maybe some ghosts will ask, did they use some magic or take some medicine?
I solemnly state here! I definitely didn’t use any magic! I definitely didn’t take any medicine! It just used the ‘Yi Mo Ling’ produced by Meihua Group!
A touch of magic, a touch of magic! Pure natural datura plant essence!
Whether you suffer from artificial hair loss or are naturally bald!
It doesn’t matter if you are bald due to overtime or have thinning hair due to old age!
Just buy a touch of magic! You are guaranteed to see your hair roots in one week! Your hair will grow longer in two weeks! After three weeks, you can braid your hair!"
"Refund!"
"Refund!"
"Refund!"
"Non-refundable tickets are our aim! Below we see that behind the big mastiff are the big and small Ah Huang brothers!
Last time the brothers and the two dogs beat each other up, Dahuang was defeated by Erhuang, but Erhuang was also attacked by Dahuang on the way to the third place!
But as you can see, today's big and small Huangs are harmonious and have a deep brotherhood. To achieve all this, apart from the family ties of blood thicker than water, they belong to the private pet hospital of the Meihua Group!
Meihua Group Pet Hospital adheres to the principle of serving pet owners, charging less and using good medicines. Moreover, Meihua Group has specially opened the first pet medical school in the prefecture!
Let professional ghosts do professional things! Medical school-hospital one-stop service is to let your pets enjoy the most extreme medical services!"
Seeing Dou Niwan's passionate advertising, even the corners of Erlangshen's mouth twitched.
"Say Jun Yan, what's the origin of this special girl from the Meihua Group? She's so cool that she put all her ads here?"
The King of Hell chuckled:
"To return to Zhenjun, the Meihua Group is run by my brother-in-law! We are one family."
Erlangshen immediately put on an expression of "I understand". He said everything so clearly that it would be disrespectful to ask any more questions.
"Hey, Yan Jun, I understand, I understand everything."
Dou Niwan took out the plum blossom mineral water and took a sip, and then said:
"Some viewers may ask why they didn't see the dachshund from the last competition. The reason is very simple. The dachshund was roasted into sausages by a big mastiff during the competition!
Speaking of sausage!
Haha, you didn’t expect that! I don’t have any sausage ads to advertise!”
The entire audience was left speechless by the bitchy Lord of the Ridge. Why don’t you tell me your balls without advertising? Isn’t this a waste of our feelings? We, the Cabbage Gang, are all ready!
But Dou Niwan changed the subject:
“Although we don’t have sausage ads to advertise, we can rent our own advertising space!
We are now recruiting for rent to the audience and friends who are watching the live broadcast! During this dog fighting competition, all advertising fees are 30% off! You heard it right! All advertising fees are 30% off!
Don’t miss it if you pass by! The next time you have this opportunity will be in a year!”
At this time, Lao Liu's hand shaking the bottle cap was trembling:
"Holy crap! There are four advertisements for the opening ceremony of Te Niang! Are you here to watch the opening ceremony or the advertisements?
People say that scoring twice is already too much, but if you score four goals, you won’t be afraid of an uprising from the audience!"