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Chapter 635 The seal gets into the ring of fire!

As for whether Dou Niwan is afraid of the audience's uprising, he really isn't!

Despite the cabbage, celery and big slippers thrown by the audience, he forcefully said a dozen more!!!

It's not over until all the participating dogs have finished their presentation and gone from the dog fighting ring to the backstage.

The reason why it ended at this time was not because he didn't want to say it anymore, but because the next process had nothing to do with him and he couldn't stand on the stage.

I saw Dou Niwan seizing the last chance and drinking another bottle of plum blossom mineral water.

One is because it allows the trademark to be exposed in the live broadcast, which can earn a lot of advertising fees.

The second reason is because, after talking so much, he is really thirsty!

After all, you have to keep talking for half an hour, and you have to use the most enthusiastic, full, and loudest way to insert advertisements in the host's speech. It is not only a technical job, but also a very physical job!

"The participating dogs have finished their appearance! While asking them to exit, let us give the warmest applause to welcome our actors to bring you a wonderful talent show!

The first program of this opening ceremony! Sea dogs jumping through fire rings!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Wan'er stopped eating potato chips:

"Husband, what did he just say?"

"Talent show, what's going on?"

"That's not what I'm talking about. Dou Niwan just said that fur seals crawl into fire rings. Are fur seals considered dogs?"

Lao Liu only reacted when he heard this:

"That's right! Does the sea dog have anything to do with dogs? This theme is wrong!"

"I think we should take a look first. If there is any mystery, maybe this seal's grandfather is a dog?"

puff!

Old Liu almost sprayed out:

"Honey, if this is really the case, then there is a style issue involved!

Was it the fur seal that came ashore or the male dog that went into the water?"

"Holy crap! Husband, what kind of nonsense are you holding in your mind?!"

The camera turns to the stage again.

After Dou Niwan introduced the name of the show, he temporarily stepped down from the stage, after all, he wanted to give the space to the performers.

All the lights in the dog fighting ring were dimmed at this moment, leaving only a few spotlights shining on the stage.

Under the spotlight, an actor wearing a clown costume first poked his head out from the curtain backstage, then took out something similar to a treasure map and looked at it. At this time, the camera showed

There was a close-up that read:

[There is a treasure here!]

Just when the audience was wondering what this had to do with seals swimming in fire rings, the clown on the stage quietly walked to the prop wall and put his ear against the wall.

As if after making sure there was no movement inside, the clown jumped on the wall and tried to climb up the wall, but he lost his grip and fell to the ground while squatting on his butt.

This scene made the audience laugh.

But because there was some noise and something was disturbed, the light was switched to the other side of the wall in the next second.

I saw a big golden retriever walking out from the other side with its ears pointed. However, after looking around the yard and finding that there was no movement, he yawned and slowly lay down.

But the clown outside the wall didn't know there was a dog inside the wall, so he still thought about how to get in.

At this point in the performance, many viewers have understood what this means. It is most likely a story about a thief who wants to steal something, but does not know that there is a dog in it.

The clown jumped a few times but couldn't get over it, then scratched his head comically.

But at this time, the light illuminated a stone next to the wall. The clown looked at the height of the stone, then looked at the height of the wall, and found that it was feasible, so he moved the stone over.

Huangtian paid off, and with the blessing of the stone, he was able to reach the top of the wall.

I saw the clown riding on the wall, wiping his sweat, showing that he was tired, and then doing a gorgeous backflip...

Bah!

He fell to the ground, right face to face with the big golden retriever.

The hearts of the audience were also tugged. On the one hand, they hoped that the dog would find him and bite him severely.

On the one hand, he doesn't want the golden retriever to wake up so that the clown can continue his actions.

When the clown on the stage saw a big dog in front of him, he immediately held his breath! And he even stepped back softly.

But the big golden retriever yawned at this time, and his mouth was as big as a clown's head!

However, in order to highlight the stage effect, after the clown found that the golden retriever was not awake, he gestured with his hands, opened the golden retriever's mouth, and put his head in.

However, the golden retriever still didn't wake up. At this time, the clown took out the treasure map and looked at it, and found that he didn't understand it very well. However, he seemed to realize in the next second that he had held it backwards.

This scene made the audience laugh again.

But then the clown booed the audience and pointed at the big golden retriever, as if to say, don't wake it up!

And the audience also suppressed their laughter and cooperated.

The camera once again gave a close-up of the treasure map. The painting above showed that after passing the gate guarded by the big golden retriever, the house is where the treasure is!

So the clown covered his mouth and smiled, made a face at the big golden retriever, and then quietly entered the house.

But after about ten seconds, the stage was still quiet. Just when the audience didn't know what was going to happen next, the light tube flashed and showed the door number of this room---Dog Training Center!

All of a sudden! The alarm bell rang loudly! The clown's roaring screams came from the house, accompanied by the barking of dogs one after another!

I saw the clown running out of the house holding his buttocks. After tripping over the big golden retriever, he quickly got up again.

At this time, the stage lights were also full!

I saw the clown running in front, and at least a hundred dogs chasing after me!

The snake-skinned movements fully enhance the comedy effect.

As he ran, large fire rings rose up on the stage. In order to avoid the dogs chasing and biting him, the clown jumped through the fire rings, and his hair was set on fire with a roar.

It made the audience laugh directly!

But he got through and tried to avoid the dogs, but unexpectedly the dogs also came over with a huff!

More than a hundred dogs walking through the fire ring in an orderly manner is quite spectacular!

After seeing the dog chasing after him again, the clown was stunned, and then continued running! He turned over and got into a fire ring, and this time his pants were burned!

The comedy effect is even more full!

"Good guy! I finally know what it means to have a fur seal crawling into a ring of fire! It means a huge number of dogs crawling through the ring together, right? Don't tell me, it's quite pretty!"

In this way, the clown ran all the way in front, with the dog barking behind him, and the fire ring on the stage went back and forth several times.

In the end, the clown was exhausted and was surrounded by a bunch of dogs! They then ravaged him severely and even took away the only complete piece of clothing on him - his shoes.

Finally, the light was given to the clown alone, and he took out the treasure map angrily and started to curse:

"What treasure! There is no treasure! Isn't this a lie!"

But when I looked at the back of the treasure map, I saw a few big words written on it!

[Dogs are our best friends and the treasures of all of us!]

Seeing this, all the viewers felt their eyes light up!

Holy shit! Isn’t it such an innovative way of using a thief to show that Gouzi is a treasure? Isn’t Gouzi a treasure in our Dog Dou Ridge?


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