Part Three Chapter Fifty-ninth This is a big embarrassment
The second day! It’s still dark.
Jun Moxie hadn't gotten up yet, and was studying his sweet dreams on the bed. At the same time, he found to his shame that his underwear seemed to be unwearable. It was soaked in a lot of water. When he touched it with his hand, it turned out to be a little hard... (I believe this is the case) Brothers who are reading, everyone hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe’s tacitly agreed with Oh my gosh, who would believe it... His reputation is really ruined!
Young Master Jun hurriedly pulled the quilt to cover his "lost for the first time" body, peeked out his head furtively to check, and then hurriedly bent his legs and raised his hips - take off his pants! If you don't change them, This is too uncomfortable.
With a brushing sound, the movement was very quick, and it had been taken off from the body. With a ball of hand, he stretched out from the quilt, trying to find a suitable place to throw it away...but...suddenly!
boom!
At this fatal moment, the door of the room was suddenly knocked open. Mr. Jun, with his white beard fluttering and a worried face, entered the door in a hurry, and shouted loudly: "Why don't you get up? You're going to wait until when!"
What does it mean that there is no coincidence? This is it. At such an embarrassing moment, someone actually bumped into me! He is still a man, an old man!
Young Master Jun almost had the urge to commit suicide at this moment. He retracted his outstretched hand into the quilt like lightning, and made a series of vague promises: "Get up now, get up now, why don't you go out first?" …”
"What are you holding in your hand?" Mr. Jun suddenly became suspicious. Instead of going out, he took two steps in, raised his eyebrows and yelled: "Bring it out to me and have a look!"
"It's nothing, it's nothing, it's really nothing..." Jun Moxie just felt that he had never been so embarrassed in his life. He kept shrinking into the bed and complained: "Grandpa, you are too ungrateful. I'm still sleeping, and you just came in like this. Fortunately, I don't have a wife yet. If I found a granddaughter-in-law for you, would you also barge in with such indifference?"
What is this word?
Mr. Jun was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, his head was covered with black lines, and his eyes were filled with stars: "You evildoer! How can you talk? I...don't you take it out quickly!? Do you have to make me bother?"
No matter what, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the quilt. How could a rookie like Jun Moxie resist the power of the Tianxuan master? Suddenly it opened with a whooshing sound, and a peeled piece appeared in front of Mr. Jun. Something like a shelled egg, with a dark mass in the middle, the spear was still trembling, extremely thick, shaking his head straight... Jun Moxie was not mentally prepared, and screamed, covering his crotch with both hands, feeling ashamed and angry. Death; suddenly my heart changed, it would be a huge loss anyway, I just broke the jar and smashed it, I let go of my hand as if I had realized something, and stood up straight on the bed, naked and standing up with those words, and elegantly twisted my buttocks , took two cat steps, and said to the old man who suddenly turned into a fossil: "Grandpa, don't you just want to have a look...can you see it now?"
The old man woke up from a dream, couldn't help but blushed, rounded his arms, and slapped his bare butt with a loud and clear sound: "I see you are a bastard..." Suddenly he stretched out his hand, I snatched the thing from Jun Moxie's hand. I have to see what you are hiding!
Why did it feel a little wet? The old man didn't think about that for a while. He was actually stunned for a moment. He held the piece of cloth in front of his nose and took a sniff. He suddenly felt a familiar and strange smell that he had not seen for a long time... In an instant, the old man
Finally fully awakened!
The old man's face turned red, he threw the thing away, and he pounced on it ferociously: "...I'll beat you to death, you little shameless guy!..." Suddenly, there were screams, extremely miserable... Mr. Jun was far away.
Hearing the screams, he hurried over; he happened to meet his old father coming out of Jun Moxie's room with a red face, and he was blowing his beard in anger... but there was a faint smile in the corner of his eyes... "Dad, Mo Xie asked you again
Are you angry?" Third Master asked cautiously.
"Don't mention that little beast!" Mr. Jun shook his right hand that grabbed the thing, and opened his mouth wordlessly. He wanted to say something, but in the end nothing came out. After shaking his head for a long time, he finally said: "Oh... child
I've grown up...it's time to find a wife..." He slipped away with his hands behind his back... Only when he got to the door did he remember the purpose of coming, and shouted from a distance: "By the way, Third Brother, let this little bastard get ready quickly.
"His Majesty wants to see him!" Then he disappeared with a whoosh... What happened today made the old man, the commander-in-chief of the country's troops, feel particularly embarrassed. He was a hero all his life, but he actually saw his grandson's murder weapon today.
It's really embarrassing to take that thing... The problem is, even though I am depressed, I can't help but want to laugh... There is also a sense of comfort - I am older, I can already do that, that capital
...But it's pretty good. It's almost catching up with me back then. Although it's a little worse than me, it's definitely enough. What's more, I'm only sixteen, and there's still a lot of room for development... Hurry up and help us
Let the Jun family spread its branches... The old man held his hands in front of his chest, as if he was holding a baby. He seemed to be reviewing something, and his face suddenly smiled... After a while, Jun San
It was the first time that I saw my magical nephew being so low-key. He lowered his head like a big girl and tugged on his clothes here and there. It seemed something was very wrong... "What the hell is going on?"
What's going on? What are you trying to do? Why can't I understand whether your grandpa is angry or happy? What's his expression? He's scolding you and smiling at the same time. Please give me an explanation quickly! "Jun
The third master was confused.
Young Master Jun raised his head helplessly, with an embarrassed look on his face, and cupped his hands piously: "Third uncle, please... don't ask..."
This fact is really not something that can be explained face to face!
Although Mr. Jun's face is definitely twice as thick as the one on the corner of the Great Wall, even the most shameless ones have weaknesses. This fact is so embarrassing. It is truly very, very, very special and quite extraordinary...
Finally, while eating, Jun Yiyi learned about this from his father. At the same time, Ying Bukong, who was eating together, of course also heard it. Jun Yiyi turned the rice he ate into two white lines on the spot.
He choked out from his nostrils and almost sprayed Ying Bukong who was sitting across from him... As for the Ying Great Supreme who was almost sprayed, he didn't get angry at all. He just stared blankly for a while with a strange look on his face, and then he almost stopped laughing. It had been a long time.
I'm so happy, even happier than yesterday's lucky draw with Lei Wubei, but it's so interesting... After breakfast, Jun Moxie and his grandson ignored the man in blood-clothed clothes who was already laughing so hard that he was lying on his wheelchair and trembling.
The general and the feeble Eagle Supreme, one of the Eight Supreme Beings, both mounted their horses and headed straight to the palace as if nothing happened.
Only Jun Moxie was left fighting against the eagle, laughing so hard that they almost went crazy... The reason why His Majesty the Emperor suddenly wanted to see Jun Moxie, it turned out that he was crazy in some way, and wanted to take away the missed Golden Autumn Talent Banquet.
It was held suddenly today, and the venue was set up in the palace.
This is something very abnormal.
Ever since the news came out in the middle of the night yesterday, Sun Chenghe, the Minister of Etiquette who presided over the matter, almost broke his leg. Naturally, those who were busier than him were the old masters of Wenxing Academy. Many students were looking forward to the grand event, but they were suddenly informed of it.
Canceled; after being disappointed for a long time, the news suddenly came, but it was so urgent... something that was decided at night was actually going to be held tomorrow. How many people would be unable to attend in time... Several old masters with old heads were all
I cursed in my heart: What is this? Even if I am in a hurry to breastfeed, I have to untie my breasts... But there is no way, I am the greatest emperor in the world! His old man said today, that is today! If the emperor is angered
Your Majesty, if you cancel it in anger, wouldn't it mean that you, the old guys, have ruined the golden avenue of the students?
This time, not only was the time tight and the location strange, but it was also unprecedentedly large in scale. Not only were the young masters from major families invited, but three princes and several princesses were also present, and even talented ladies from each family,
No one is refused, as long as you come!
Therefore, Jun Moxie, Fatty Tang and other notorious dandies were actually on the list, and they all received invitations... Along the way, the old man was sullen and silent. Jun Moxie also thought about it more and more and felt that something was wrong. Grandfather and grandson two
At the same time, I feel that this so-called Golden Autumn Talent Banquet may not be a good banquet!
It’s so abnormal! It’s so abnormal, it’s simply outrageous!
Especially Jun Moxie, he vaguely felt that there seemed to be some invisible big net covering him... Jun Moxie was puzzled: Why did he have this strange feeling?
You shouldn’t target anyone else, you shouldn’t target me! I’m certainly talented, knowledgeable, knowledgeable, versed in poetry, music, chess, calligraphy and painting, but these people don’t know that. In the eyes of these people, who do I think they are?
Ah... "Mo Xie. What happened today... I always feel that something is wrong." Mr. Jun Zhantian's eyes were solemn: "You... try your best to hide your clumsiness!"
In order to make his grandfather feel at ease, Jun Moxie smiled cheerfully: "Grandpa, you still can't believe me? We are very good at pretending to be crazy and acting stupid! We are the number one dude in Tianxiang, why are we hiding our clumsiness? We are already clumsy!"
"Little devil!" Mr. Jun was amused by him and laughed, feeling that the pressure was greatly reduced.
In front of the palace stands a mountain of meat!
Jun Moxie took a look, hey, he's an acquaintance, it's Fatty Tang... a pair of brothers in distress, none of them are missing... Mr. Jun went in to attend the morning court, as for Jun Jun and Fatty Tang, one was squatting on the ground, and the other was squatting.
He was always leaning against the wall, looking evil and shapeless, talking about himself.
The young masters and talented men next to them were all glamorous, high-spirited, and free and easy, and they were even more incompatible with these two people. Seeing that the two of them were so lazy, they all hid away from the two of them, not to recognize anyone they didn't recognize.
Listen to it.
"Who are these two people? Why are they so careless about their manners?" one person asked.
"You don't know? You don't know these two people?" Another voice was surprised. Hearing this level of surprise, it was as if Americans didn't know Washington, the French didn't know Napoleon, and the Germans didn't know Hitler.