"What? I should know? Are they famous?" The person who asked was very surprised. Could it be that these two wretched and smug guys are actually some great big shots? But look at this image...it doesn't look like it.
..."You should know about the four pests in the capital, right?" Another person said with his eyes raised and a hint of guidance.
"I know this; it's just a fat pig, a bully, bedbugs in the toilet and flies on the dining table...could it be??"
"That's right! The two people in front of me are the legendary Fat Pig Tang and Bully Jun! They are the other two most famous pests in the world along with the bed bugs in the toilet and the flies on the dining table!"
"No wonder I feel the urge to flatter people when I see these two people. That's it! The four evils in the capital, tsk tsk, when I saw them today, they really lived up to their reputation!"
"Yeah, it's really uncivilized to say that such a scum is actually qualified to attend the banquet of talented scholars. The world is in a state of affairs, and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be... Alas!"
"Alas... I am actually standing side by side with such scum. I wish I could fight for the ground with my head. I am deeply ashamed!" A long sigh was expressed in unison. Such remarks were made in an uproar, and everyone squinted at this prestigious person.
'Two major evils', pointing and whispering. Everyone's eyes are full of contempt, and everyone's face is full of disdain.
Jun Moxie and Tang Yuan seemed to have never heard of each other and felt very at ease.
"Fat man, do you remember what I told you that day?" Jun Moxie said in a low voice.
"I can't forget..." Tang Yuan lazily opened his eyelids: "You still can't trust our family?"
"I'm just afraid that your heart will be covered with lard and your eyes will be clogged with fat, you idiot!" Jun Moxie scolded.
"How can a gentleman not be powerful if he is not important? Well, this is what my grandfather said." Tang Yuan shook his head, very proud.
"You dare to say that you are a gentleman...!" Jun Moxie retched. Besides, there are no real gentlemen in this world now!
Jun Moxie felt relieved after the fat man was taken care of. The rest is up to him! His grandma, let you guys see what a gangster is today! I won't kill you until I'm a gangster!
Waiting here? How can I have all this international time? Humph, let me go rogue today!
"Then who are you talking about? What are you looking at? Is it good-looking?" Jun Moxie asked a guy who was secretly looking at his oil-headed noodle with squinted eyes. I recognized this guy, but he was from the Meng family. There was one last time.
The person who participated in the frame-up of Fatty Tang together with Meng Haizhou seemed to be named Meng Fei, but of course he pretends not to know him now.
"I didn't see anything." The guy named Meng Fei was also very confused. He squinted his eyes and tilted his head, giving Jun Moxie a slap on the back of his head. Also, of all the people who received the invitation, who didn't have some identity? The Meng family is not a small family either.
family.
"Fuck!~~~" Jun Moxie screamed in a long tone, rolling up his sleeves, taking off his clothes and rushing forward: "Who the hell are you from? Do you know who you are talking to?
Damn it! What are you looking at? Look at your mother’s size! Look again, watch me pull out your eyeballs and stuff them into your ass, do you believe it?!"
Young Master Jun straightened his neck, with bulging veins, gritted his teeth, squinted his eyes, and foamed at the mouth.
Meng Fei, a young man with oily hair and a pink face, never dreamed that he would be standing here fine, but just looking at it twice would lead to such an unreasonable disaster. Everyone else looked at it, so why did I suffer the disaster? I was almost scolded by this blasphemous curse.
He vomited blood, his face was red, he stuttered several times, and he was so angry that he couldn't speak.
"Forget it! Third Young Master, why do you need to be as knowledgeable as these common people!" Fatty Tang hurriedly tried to persuade him and said magnanimously.
Now is the time for him to appear. The two have been friends for so long. Fatty Tang and Jun Moxie have cooperated perfectly. He grabbed Jun Moxie and said, "Be careful, we will make a big splash in the Golden Palace later."
! Show off our unparalleled talents, maybe His Majesty will be happy and reward us for doing something like the Prime Minister and Grand Master, and we will be satisfied with the officialdom."
"That's right!" Jun Moxie stroked his head and shook his head, "I don't have the same knowledge as these common people!"
The two of them sang together, making everyone around them feel like they were vomiting: Are you two so virtuous? Are you so talented? Are you acting like a prime minister or grand master? I'm so stupid...
I don’t know what a donkey is, but I don’t know how long I am. Today I have experienced it. What a long experience... "Jun Moxie! What do you mean! Do you think I am easy to bully?" Meng Fei, who was oily-headed and pink-faced, was speechless for a long time, and finally he breathed a sigh of relief and became furious.
He cursed angrily.
"Everyone has seen it! It's this kid who started the trouble, so don't blame me!" Jun Moxie spread his hands like an innocent victim: "I originally planned that everyone should be family friends, since the people who came here are not outsiders,
Do you think so? Just say a word, but this guy is so stubborn! What is this place? This is the palace! He is actually roaring like this here, hum, do you want to rebel? Or does the Meng family want to do it?
Planning to usurp the throne?"
Everyone fainted. It was so shameless! It was so shameless! Even if it was an unfounded crime, it was too outrageous... "You, you... are talking nonsense!" Meng Fei almost fainted with anger, and even his body was shaking.
It rises like leaves falling in the wind.
Jun Dadan did not hesitate, he rushed over, opened his bow left and right, slapped a few times in the face, which was extremely clear and sweet, and then stomped on his stomach with a graceful and agile movement.
Meng Fei was caught off guard, and he never expected that this guy would actually dare to fight in the palace! He was stunned immediately, and felt the golden light flashing in front of his eyes, and the stars were bright, and then he bent down and covered his head like a shrimp.
He bowed his body. Young Master Jun was so stubborn that he beat up a drowned dog. How could he let go of this opportunity? He jumped up, shouted "Oh yeah~~" and knocked him down with a loud bang.
Then, Young Master Jun's legs spun around like a whirlwind, running wildly against Meng Fei's face!
Not long after, the greasy-faced young Master Meng had turned into a pig's head - almost fatter than Tang Yuan!
Everyone immediately started shouting, this Jun Moxie is too lawless!
"Forget it, Mr. Jun, please forgive me if you have to!" A young man said with an angry look on his face, and when Jun Moxie was about to step down again, he stopped him.
When everyone looked at it, they saw that there was a lot of excitement. They were all members of the oldest family in the capital. Let’s see how Jun Moxie, the biggest dandy, would step down!
"Who are you? Do you have the right to speak here? Who do you think you are? Do you know what crime this boy Meng has committed? He just came up with the idea of making trouble out of ignorance, and I'm tired of screwing you up?"
Jun Moxie straightened up with his eyes hanging, his body tilted, his butt twisted, and his whole body formed an "S" shape. He put his left hand on his waist and tilted his head, like a giant teapot.
"I am Murong Qianli! A third-generation descendant of the Murong family!" The young man in Jinyi had a proud look on his face, raised his chin slightly, looked at Jun Moxie proudly, and said slowly and in a pretentious tone that Jun Moxie hated most.
: "Third Young Master Jun, hehe, look...are you trying to save me some face? It's just a misunderstanding, how about we turn our hostility into friendship?!"
"Wow! The Murong family...scared me to death...Ou~~~Fat man, help me, I'm so scared that I can't breathe..."
Young Master Jun jumped up as if he was overly shocked, screamed twice exaggeratedly, and patted his chest, as if he was so surprised that his heart was about to jump out. Then he suddenly put on a straight face, as if he was wearing a mask.
His expression quickly changed: "Are you scaring me?! Are you using the Murong family to oppress me?! Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk..."
Jun Moxie walked around Murong Qianli twice, stretching his neck, grinning, and gritting his teeth: "Ha! Ha! Ha! Murong Qianli, you are very awesome; the Murong family has such a great reputation, hehehehe
, do you recognize who I am, young master?"
Before Murong Qianli could speak, Jun Moxie said angrily: "Do you think that the Murong family is more powerful than my Jun family? Haha, you are so young that you can actually represent the Murong family? Damn it! You are really awesome! Look.
I came to the Murong family to join forces with the Meng family to rebel and overthrow me, Tianxiang, I understand!" Jun Moxie nodded.
"I didn't say that I represented the Murong family! I didn't say anything about rebellion! Don't spread rumors here! Jun Moxie, you can use this trick on others, but it won't work on me!" Murong Qianli glanced sideways at the few people.
The brothers in the clan had already looked at him strangely and hurriedly explained loudly.
"Can't you represent the Murong family? Then why don't you jump out and make a fool of yourself? Damn it! I'm such a failure as a human being. I want to bully cats and dogs! It's really not like my grandma's life is any fun at all."
Jun Moxie sighed and suddenly frowned: "Since you kid can't represent the Murong family, what kind of big-tailed donkey did you come out to pretend to be? Why don't you get out of here? Look! Try to look at me again? Believe it or not?
I'm going to castrate you now so that you can find a meal without leaving the palace? Get out of here!"
Third Young Master Jun's arrogance and domineering finally aroused public outrage, and all the talented men and young masters despised and criticized him. Jun Moxie stood with his arms akimbo, not rejecting anyone who came, right in front of the palace hall, his anger was like a mountain, and he was talking with all the talented people! Filthy!
The foul language came out in a torrent; the vulgar words in the street continued incessantly; the voice became louder and louder, and there were more and more spittles, but he did not flinch.
As the saying goes, there is a poem: Let him have thousands of troops, but I will be the mainstay!
There is another poem that praises: With a cold brow, you point fingers at thousands of people, and you open your mouth to curse them all back!
Fatty Tang looked at the thin but tall figure of Third Young Master Jun with infinite admiration, and kept praising: Such eloquence! Such reflexes! So quick, so awesome! It’s really... It’s hopeless. There is only one word to describe it: Children eat
Candy - Chewed! (Absolutely awesome!) There were different opinions and excitement, and the voices in front of the main hall became louder and louder. Finally, it was like a vegetable market, and a fight was about to break out... "What a shame! In this important place of the palace."
! Who dares to make such a loud noise here? Don’t you want to lose your head?” A majestic voice suddenly sounded, like a drum in the evening and a bell in the morning, deafening!
The people who were noisily looking up looked up and couldn't help but shout loudly: "The big bosses in the court, including the old men of various families, stood there with dark faces, and on everyone's face,
It can even hang a layer of frost.
"What a shame!" Old man Dugu Zongheng shouted loudly, fearing that the world would not be in chaos.
All the young people were crying and drooping their heads, hating Jun Moxie to the extreme in their hearts: the image they had worked so hard to build was completely lost just because of this guy - it all fell into the eyes of the big bosses...