Part Three, Chapter 69: Watch Me Stepping on Wenxing Academy Alone!
Meng Haizhou and others only thought that Li Youran was taking the opportunity to embarrass Jun Moxie and started making noises. But little did they know that what Li Youran said was the truth.
"Young Master Youran is joking." Kong Lingyang's face darkened, and he was a little unhappy: "Young Master Jun may... have made some... um, achievements in other areas; but he has never been famous for his poetry. This is...
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Some people snickered. Although Confucius' words were extremely cryptic, everyone could hear that the so-called other areas where Jun Moxie could make achievements were nothing more than brothels, dog fights, and bullying.
Those despicable things about women, as for other places, what achievements can this boy make? Everyone praised in their hearts: I am an old master, he is so elegant even when he hurts others.
"Confucius, there is no need to worry. Haha, if your disciple can't even argue with Jun Moxie, why bother to challenge Master Youran?" Meng Haizhou replied with a slight smile, but this statement greatly defeated Master Kong.
Kong Lingyang was furious. He thought to himself that if the disciples whom I have nurtured with my hard work are not as good as that dude, then I really need one rope and two sets, so I will commit suicide. Without saying anything, he waved his hand and designated a disciple.
After going out to fight, he sat down depressedly.
"Xiaosheng Han Zhidong, I want to ask Mr. Jun for advice." A young man stood up with a smile, bowed deeply from a distance, and then raised his head. A trace of disdain flashed in his eyes.
"Well, there's no need to ask for advice. I'll teach you two moves of Sanshou when I have time, so that you can control Lingwu Lake and show off your power. How can you demonstrate the mystery in public? Even if you don't mind, I still mind.
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With such a look in his eyes, Jun Moxie naturally saw the disdain in his eyes. He laughed, winked, laughed, and directly put a shameless hat on him.
"Xiaosheng has always kept himself clean, but he never goes to places like Lingwu Lake." Han Zhidong's voice was a little cold, and there was a burst of contempt in his heart: He is indeed a big scum. I asked him for knowledge, but he actually said it in one sentence.
Went to the courtyard, do you also know that this is a public place? It is really an insult to politeness!
"You haven't been to Lingwu Lake? Then where did you go?" Jun Moxie felt disgusted in his heart. You guys haven't finished yet. He shook his legs and said leisurely: "Oh, by the way, I was negligent.
, looking at Han Caizi's shabby dress, he must not be able to go to such a place. It seems that if there is a need, he will hold a spear and strategize in his heart, and move around in the small room with majestic force.
Hundreds of millions of soldiers and horses were wiped out with guns, and all I could do was take a breath afterwards..."
What are these words! Han Zhidong's fair and handsome face suddenly turned as red as chicken blood, and his neck suddenly became thicker... Young Master Jun's words seemed to be very elegant, and he said them with great momentum.
Among the people, many people were stunned for a moment, and after thinking about it carefully, they understood what it meant, and couldn't help but giggle. This kid is really... bad!
For a time, the whole hall was filled with men who could only understand the indescribable and obscene laughter... Only Princess Lingmeng, Dugu Xiaoyi, Han Yanmeng and other celebrities and talented women stared at each other in surprise.
With his eyes, he looked at this and then that in confusion. He felt vaguely that this was probably not a good thing, but he really couldn't think of what a bad thing it was. After listening to Jun Moxie's words, he described a majestic and majestic person.
A great general, but why is he so weird?
Several old men winked at each other, but they were the only ones who really laughed loudly and without restraint. They also slapped the table and thighs, laughing so hard that they couldn't even see their eyebrows. Dugu Zongheng slapped his whole body and was laughing.
On the trembling shoulders of Tang Wanli, he laughed in a low voice: "Old Tang, I suddenly remembered the time when we both just entered the army, on the eve of the fierce battle at Tianlang Mountain; Mr. Jun was the squad leader. That night, Mr.
Tang, you have been so majestic for a while, we have all seen it, you will get up early tomorrow morning secretly and go out to take a shower..."
Tang Wanli suddenly blushed and jumped up with a thick neck. He no longer cared about how afraid he was of Dugu Zongheng. He opened his hands viciously and crossed his thick neck, growling in a low voice: "You old bastard! How dare you say that again?
Go down..."
Dugu Zongheng coughed repeatedly, but he smiled and begged for mercy. Several old guys thrust their thumbs under Tang Wanli's nose. It turned out that everyone had heard... Mr. Tang's face was red, and he stood up angrily and was about to leave, but
He was held down by several old men, who laughed and persuaded him to come down.
When Dugu Xiaoyi saw his seven brothers, they were smiling tightly, their dark faces were filled with joy, and their shoulders were trembling and trembling, it seemed really funny, so she couldn't help but ask
: "What is he talking about? Is it really that funny?"
Uh... the seven brothers looked at each other, all stunned for a moment in embarrassment, and then shook their heads in unison: "It's not funny, how is it funny? It's not funny at all!"
Dugu Xiaoyi snorted and turned his head angrily. Suddenly, he felt that these men, including his brothers and Jun Moxie, all looked so annoying! Today, he couldn't get an answer for anything he asked.
, so angry!
Secretly, he thought over what Jun Moxie said and remembered it firmly in his heart. He thought to himself, if you don't tell me, then you won't tell me. When I get home and ask my mother... I don't believe it. I really don't know... Han Zhidong took a deep breath.
He breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that if he continued to quarrel with such a dandy, he would never gain the upper hand, and said: "Today, Your Majesty's heavenly grace has granted you this Golden Autumn Talent Banquet. I feel ashamed and am able to follow my mentor and come here in vain. When I just arrived,
Seeing the golden chrysanthemums and red osmanthus blooming in the imperial garden in the cold weather, I accidentally wrote a couplet and asked Mr. Jun to give me some advice!"
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Jun Moxie to respond whether he accepted it or not, he read out directly: "Royal Garden, the fragrance of chrysanthemums, the fragrance of orchids, the fragrance of osmanthus, the fragrance of flowers, the fragrance of flowers, the fragrance of heaven, the fragrance of thousands of miles, the most fragrant thousands of miles."
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As soon as this couplet came out, everyone began to think deeply.
This couplet seems simple, but it is not simple. Especially the last sentence also embeds the word "天香", which metaphorically expresses blessings for the Tianxiang Empire. However, there is no trace of the horse being photographed. It can be said that it is a
A master. For a moment, everyone was scratching their heads, wanting to show off in front of others and show off their talents in front of His Majesty.
As for Jun Moxie, no one has any hope... Isn't it a joke for him to correct such a profound and difficult couplet? He won't be able to correct it in the next life!
"Young Master Jun, I am a young boy with little talent and little knowledge. I can barely produce such a superficial first couplet. I wonder if I can still get into Master Jun's eyes?" Han Zhidong chuckled and looked at Jun Moxie humbly, with a sincere expression.
: "Please, Mr. Jun, please give me a lesson or two!"
If he hadn't said this, or even waited until Jun Moxie couldn't apologize and made a fool of himself, everyone would definitely look down on him while despising Jun Moxie. I believe that the big bosses would also feel like this because of this couplet.
It left a special impression on him. After all, it was a great talent to come up with such a difficult first couplet on the spot. But as soon as he said these words, everyone among the big bosses sighed.
One breath.
A "talented man" who is so unreasonable and unforgiving when he gets his ambition has already fallen into the inferior class. What's more, you, a person who has been educated by Wenxing Academy for many years, is it so worth it to embarrass a playboy in poetry and couplets?
Proud?
This so-called talented man’s lifelong achievements will never be high!
Even if there is a chance to climb up, the big bosses will not allow someone with such a surname to rise to the top! Who can guarantee whether this guy will deal with him after he becomes powerful? So Han Zhidong has no idea that just because he said one more word, he will
Having completely declared the demise of his political future, he was still feeling complacent at this moment... Jun Moxie frowned. If he was writing an impromptu poem, he could plagiarize it, but this kind of impromptu couplet couldn't be plagiarized even if he wanted to. Ya's first place
Why is the formation compared to a bullshit couplet? Can't it be compared to anything else? He is really his grandma... Old Master Kong Lingyang narrowed his eyes and was very proud: "If Mr. Jun can't say it right, you might as well say it clearly, haha, I will say it to you.
Say, this is not a shameful thing..."
Everyone chuckled, this old man was really unyielding, and he followed his usual habit of swearing without using curse words. It seemed that he was ready to continue scolding people.
Jun Mo's evil spirit rushed upward, and he suddenly raised his heart and said loudly: "What's so difficult about this? Isn't it just a bullshit couplet? Look at my brother fighting against you, and stepping on Wenxing Academy by yourself!"
There were boos everywhere. This guy really dares to speak. He actually dared to say such crazy things, and he was not afraid of the wind flashing his tongue. It seems that this kid is going to be tortured by Wenxing Academy today...
Only Li Youran and Mr. Jun Zhantian shrank their eyes, but Li Youran believed that he had this ability, and Li Youran also tried to check this couplet in his mind, but always felt that it was not correct. At this moment,
But when he saw Jun Moxie speaking arrogantly, he couldn't help but think to himself: Is he really better than me?
Mr. Jun was a little anxious. Didn't I promise you to hide your clumsiness, little bastard? Why are you showing off your sharpness now?
Kong Lingyang sneered and said: "Young Master Jun is really confident. Let's see. If Mr. Jun is really right within one stick of incense, our Wenxing Academy is willing to admit defeat; but if he can't be right, please ask Mr. Jun
How about you mediate with Master Tang on your behalf and return my poor disciple to me?"
The disciple he was talking about was naturally Zhao Chengsong, the "underwear-washing genius" who was abused by Tang Yuan. But when Tang Yuan was kicked out of his house, Zhao Chengsong had already been beaten to death with sticks for fear of leaving behind trouble.
Where can he go? Even if he summoned a soul from the underworld, his bones would already stink... "No problem!" Jun Moxie raised his neck and took care of you. If you don't agree with me, I will kill you.
That disciple's bones will be returned to you. You just want the disciple, and you didn't say whether he was alive or dead. We won't mind this... "But if I do this right, you will do the same to me!"
If you can't get along, then how about your Wenxing Academy not to say the word couplet in front of me, the young master, from now on?" Jun Moxie laughed strangely.