"It's a deal!" Kong Lingyang didn't take him seriously at all. Not to mention that you may not be able to answer Han Zhidong's first couplet. Even if you are lucky enough to be able to answer it, how can you still rely on the shallow couplet produced by this dude?
Is it rare for us to live in the entire Wenxing Academy? What a big joke!
Jun Moxie slapped his thigh, making a crisp sound, grabbed a jar of wine on the table, stepped on the chair with one foot, raised his head and took two sips, thought for a while, then raised his head and took another two sips, and thought for a while.
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Everyone's eyes were focused on him, even His Majesty the Emperor was no exception, looking at him with interest, a cold light flashed in his eyes. If Jun Moxie could really match this couplet perfectly, then he would be right.
The Jun family really needs to re-evaluate... Dugu Xiaoyi and Princess Lingmeng looked at him anxiously, complaining in their hearts: What can I do? If they don't get along, they will be in great disgrace.
, but for fear of disturbing his train of thought, he did not dare to say anything.
Seeing that most of Jun Moxie's jar of wine had been drained, Dugu Ying became anxious: "Hey! Are you just using this opportunity to drink more?"
Dugu Xiaoyi gave her elder brother a fierce look and said angrily: "Others are not anxious yet, why are you anxious?" Dugu Ying scratched his head, sat down and looked at the wine jar in Jun Moxie's hand longingly... Suddenly!
Jun Moxie raised his head, raised his right hand, snapped his fingers, and said, "Yes!"
In anticipation of everyone, Young Master Jun proudly read out his second line: "The street stinks, human excrement stinks, dog excrement stinks, pig excrement stinks, excrement stinks, excrement stinks, excrement stinks, confucianism stinks, the stench will last for thousands of years,
I will stink alone for ten thousand years."
Shocked!
"Absolutely, absolutely...fragrance against stink, feces against flowers... vomit..." Tang Yuan jumped out to praise, but before he could finish his words, he was already disgusted by the 'absolute' in his mouth.
, I was speechless, I just felt sick and nauseous in my stomach... This pair is right... It's so disgusting - disgusting, so disgusting, plus I just ate a lot of things,
It would be weird if he wasn't nauseous and had to vomit... Everyone looked weird and looked at Jun Moxie with some sadness and anger. Suddenly, with a "wow" sound, Han Yanmeng, the little princess of Fengxue Silver City, covered her mouth and ran out, and then everyone
All the eldest ladies covered their mouths and walked around in a hurry... In the end, even Dugu Xiaoyi covered her mouth and ran away. Before she ran out, she gave Jun Moxie a hateful look.
"Who dares to say that I'm not right? Is it safe or not!" Jun Moxie raised his arms and grabbed a crab. He took out the crab roe and stuffed it into his mouth.
Chew.
Everyone watched him stuff the yellow crab roe into his mouth, and when they remembered the extremely disgusting second line just now, everyone's face suddenly turned pale again.
Everyone was speechless for a while: they were indeed matched, and they even scolded these great Confucians severely. Just the phrase "Confucianism stinks" can make the old masters furious.
Weird. As for the rhythm, even Kong Lingyang and Mei Gaojie dare not say that such a couplet is not correct or not neat, but... if you can correct such a couplet when everyone is eating, that is not the case.
Are you deliberately trying to look bad? You matched the second line, but it directly caused everyone to lose their appetite... "The situation has changed, and now it's my turn to pose the question." Jun Moxie waved his hand triumphantly.
Half of a Crab: "I remember half a month ago, that day, I was at home, uh... studying poetry. Suddenly, an old friend of my grandfather came to visit. This old friend's name was very strange, so I was deeply impressed; his surname and first name were
Shang; he gave my grandfather a painting, which was a picture of lotus he drew by himself. When he left, he left a couplet. My grandfather asked many people for advice, but they couldn't get it right."
Having said this, Dugu Xiaoyi and the other girls came back one by one with pale faces. Everyone stared at Jun Moxie with hatred, wanting to come over and bite him.
When he said this, someone already asked curiously: "But I don't know what the first couplet that Mr. Jun mentioned is exactly?"
"This first couplet is very simple. It only has seven words - draw a lotus and a monk." Jun Moxie hummed twice and threw this out. As for the blame, it was directly placed on Mr. Jun. Anyway, now
The old man is right there, and he is not afraid of getting involved. There may be too many people in this world that he cannot trust, but his grandfather is definitely one of the most worthy of his trust!
Not to mention lying to your face, even if you don't lie to your face, Mr. Jun still has to wipe his grandson's ass!
"Draw a lotus monk painting... Draw a lotus monk painting..." Everyone frowned as soon as this couplet came out. This couplet seemed very simple at first glance, but when you touched it carefully, everyone was drawn to it.
Got a breath of air-conditioning.
It turns out that it can be read anyway, and the meaning is the same anyway; there is a name embedded in the middle, and it is there anyway; although the first and last words are the same, they are completely opposite when they move and when they are still.
All the old masters frowned, never expecting that this ungrateful and ignorant playboy would actually throw up a huge problem when he opened his mouth!
Faced with this eternal absolute that was written by a god, a group of talented people from Wenxing Academy fell into an unprecedented tough battle! Twenty talented people frowned and thought hard at the same time, and everyone racked their brains and thought a lot.
Jun Moxie has solved the problem that his side has raised. Even though the second line of the opponent's line is quite unbearable, it is a fact that cannot be changed. Now that the opponent's problem has arisen, our side has solved it.
But he was at a loss. If he couldn't answer it in the end, then the entire Wenxing Academy would be stumped by Jun Moxie.
This is an incredible “myth”! But this myth just happened!
If the entire academy cannot perfectly crack this absolute, and is stumped by an ignorant and incompetent young man...?? How embarrassing would that be? How could the entire academy, which represents the highest talents in the Tianxiang Empire, be embarrassed?
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In fact, this couplet, even for the earth in Jun Moxie's previous life, is an absolute one! Until it was later posted on the Internet, countless people tried their best to figure out a few, and after many accumulations, they managed to come up with a few, and whether it was in terms of artistic conception or rhythm,
Or maybe there are other conditions that can make the confrontation work steadily and seamlessly, but it can be said that there is no one word.
It is so absolute that it would be too difficult for these talented people to recognize it within just one stick of incense.
The two masters are also thinking hard!
Old Master Mei Gaojie Mei frowned bitterly and paced back and forth slowly; he shook his head from time to time and murmured: "No, no!" and then continued to meditate.
Mr. Kong Lingyang remained motionless. He closed his eyes and looked up at the sky. His face was full of deep thinking. Looking from a distance, it seemed that the wrinkles on his face were getting deeper. The whiteness on his face was as white as snow and silver, which made people feel sad.
It seemed that he couldn't help but feel a sad emotion.
In fact, this duel was aimed at the talented scholars of Wenxing Academy who were present at the meeting. The two old masters should not have intervened. Strictly speaking, it was illegal, but at this moment, the reputation of Wenxing Academy for more than a hundred years was at stake.
, but the two old masters don't care about that much. As for Young Master Jun, they don't care about it anymore. Let alone those two more old ghosts, what if you find ten or twenty more?
Time passed little by little, and the stick of incense puffed out green smoke and finally turned into ashes.
No miracle occurred!
"I can't apologize! I gave up!" Han Zhidong hung his head slumped, and he couldn't help but feel a strong sense of frustration in his heart. He, a top student trained by Wenxing Academy, actually had to face his opponent in front of Jun Moxie, a playboy.
I lost!
At this moment, he simply wanted to die!
"No! Although you lost, it was not you who lost! At least it was not just you!" Jun Moxie lay half-lying on his chair, slowly stretched out a finger and shook it gently: "Because, follow me
You are not the one making the bet! You are, at best, just a chess piece here, the most inconspicuous chess piece, and you are not qualified to bet with me! No matter which aspect, you are not qualified! You are far from it!"
After saying that, Jun Moxie raised his chin and looked at Mei Gaojie and Kong Lingyang with a smile: "Two old masters, what do you think?"
"We lost!" The two old men looked devastated, and their eyes were no longer as bright as they were when they first came in. As nationally recognized talents, the people who carry the cauldron of Wenxing Academy actually want to show up in
The intense humiliation of surrendering in front of Jun Moxie made both old men feel that life was worse than death.
Kong Lingyang trembled his lips and whispered: "I have fulfilled my promise. From now on, Wenxing Academy will not talk about couplets in front of you, Jun Moxie!"
For a moment, there was silence in the hall.
Jun Moxie sighed. He also respected the character of these two old men, and was unwilling to force them to this point. Just by relying on these two people to organize Wenxing Academy and select the best,
The empire devotes all its efforts to cultivating talents; and among the students selected to enter Wenxing Academy, they are always not based on poverty or status, but only on talent and learning, ignoring wealth and power. These few points alone are worthy of Jun Moxie's admiration!
But these two people, although respectable, still have too many shortcomings. In terms of knowledge alone, they are certainly enough, but in terms of methods and purposes, they are wrong! They only focus on knowledge.
Cultivation of abilities, but neglecting the shaping of character!
Teachers are more than just teaching knowledge.
Before Jun Moxie traveled through time, there was a saying that was widely circulated: Teachers are engineers of the human soul!
It is true that the so-called great Confucians of a generation teach disciples who are all knowledgeable, outstanding in poetry, and good at strategies. We also deliberately cultivate their political abilities, which can ensure that once they enter the official career, they can quickly put into practice what they have learned and their own abilities.
Talent; but they have overlooked one point. If they have a bad heart and only seek profit in everything, and the center of everything only revolves around their own interests and prosperity, then such officials will be extremely terrifying!
Not to mention anything else, as far as Wenxing Academy is concerned, there are thousands of disciples under the names of these two old men!
Once these people leave the academy and enter the officialdom, they may be high or low, rich or poor, but it is undeniable that everyone can find their own job. Even if they cannot dominate the officialdom, the disciples from Wenxing Academy are
The major powerful families are excellent candidates for staff; even the most unlucky ones can find jobs as masters or copywriters.
How much harm will this group of people who enter society without moral education cause to ordinary people? This is simply unimaginable!
Therefore, Jun Moxie is very disgusted with this aspect! He is very disgusted with it, and even despises it!
Therefore, even if he made these two old men angry to death today, Jun Moxie would not feel that what he did was wrong! He even felt that it was appropriate.
I am not a good person, and I have no interest in caring about the sufferings of all people in the world. However, since you want to bully me, then you have to do something for heaven.
The world is full of troubles, Jun Moxie sighed; look at what you have forced him to do, even the killer has turned into a moral defender. Killer Jun Jun suddenly felt noble - Damn it, I am wanted no matter which world I go to.
People can actually save all people from suffering and save people from hanging upside down... Well, even though all this has not happened yet...