Chapter 72, Protection Fee 2.0-3 Visiting the Thatched Cottage
"Oh?" After hearing what Swallowing God said, Shushu asked curiously: "What is it?"
Yanshen rationalized his thoughts, "I call it 'Protection Fee 2.0'."
The development of numbers in Xuanhui Continent has already exceeded the decimal point, and Tun Shen also knows what 2.0 is.
"Brother, you continue to pretend to be a deacon, and I will pretend to be various monsters to catch those disciples." Swallowing God had a mean smile on his face.
"Every time I go to beat up those disciples, and after they are half dead, you show up with colorful auspicious clouds, I pretend that I can't beat you, and then run away."
"In this case...did the disciple receive more protection money?"
"Hey hey hey." Shushu immediately laughed in the same way after hearing this, "Second brother, you are really the smartest demon in the world. This protection fee 2.0 method is so wonderful, so that we can collect a thousand for each disciple!!!
"
The two demons looked at each other and grinned. In the dark jungle of the secret realm, four rows of big white teeth were shining.
In the secret realm of psychics, the difficulty begins to escalate.
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Psychic secret realm, misty forest.
The ancient trees in the forest are so tall that the sunlight can only squeeze out tiny spots of light.
Zhang Maolu, a disciple of Yushou Peak, was currently riding the mortal green bull monster, wandering in the forest.
"Oh, it's all Lin Tian's fault. Damn it, he ate the blue bird that brought me to the ninth level." Zhang Maolu scolded as he walked, "As a result, I can only ride the green cow that has entered the third level.
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The combat power of the disciples of the Royal Beast Peak is calculated by including the disciple and the pet beast.
Zhang Maolu himself was only on the third level of the mortal world at that time, but with the help of the Blue Bird who was on the ninth level of the mortal world, his combat power directly ranked first among the mortal disciples, and all the mortal disciples called him senior brother when they saw him.
Until Swallowing God went to the Royal Beast Peak, the blue bird was eaten, Zhang Maolu's combat power dropped to a thousand people in the mortal realm, and there were many more senior brothers who entered the mortal realm.
"This god-devouring god, you deserve to be damned, don't let me meet you again." Zhang Maolu said bitterly, "Otherwise I..."
"What else will you do..." came the despicable voice of Tun Shen.
Zhang Maolu was startled. Hearing the sound, he looked around and saw a gray rabbit.
The body of Swallowing God is a white rabbit, and it was originally intended to disguise itself as other monsters and block the way.
When he heard someone scolding him for his short-sightedness, he immediately changed his identity, disguised himself as a gray rabbit, and deliberately showed his realm as entering the mortal world.
Zhang Maolu carefully experienced the realm of the gray rabbit, entering the second level of the mortal world?
"Haha, if I encounter it again, I will definitely kill it." Zhang Maolu sneered: "But if I can't kill it, I will kill you first. They are all rabbits anyway."
"Let's have a roast rabbit dinner today."
After saying that, Zhang Maolu ordered Qingniu to step forward and deal with this little second-level mortal.
Qingniu didn't take Devouring God seriously and directly stepped on the ground with its front hooves.
Rushing towards the swallowing god...
in stomach.
"What the hell, what's going on with this horse riding?" Zhang Maolu was stunned, "Where's this big green bull like me???"
This rabbit demon is so powerful!!!
Tunshen picked his teeth and pointed at his belly, "It's here! Do you want to come in with me? Jie Jie Jie."
"You, you, don't come over!" Zhang Maolu shouted.
"If you dare to come here, I will..."
"What do you think?" Tunshen smiled mischievously.
"I'll run!" Zhang Maolu spread his legs and ran back.
"..." Tunshen jumped in front of him, pressed his face on the grass and rubbed it, "You are the only one who wants to kill Tunshen? Are you the only one who wants to eat roast rabbit?"
"Big, big, big monster, please spare your life..." Zhang Maolu finally lifted his head out of the grass.
When Tunshen saw his head lifted out of the grass, he immediately pushed his head back, and then used the whip technique on his buttocks.
This whip technique, Swallowing God himself has forgotten which monster's magical power it is. At that time, it swallowed many monsters at the Beast Control Peak, and then relied on its talent of shape-eating to learn countless magical powers.
Zhang Maolu's buttocks were spanked so hard that the pain was unbearable, "Big demon, don't beat me anymore, I surrender, 嘤嘤嘤~"
"I hate you weirdoes the most. What do male monks learn to do? You should be beaten." Swallowing God pumped harder.
Zhang Maolu was immediately stunned, "Ooooh, it hurts so much, please stop slapping me."
Swallowing God continued to whip him.
"Wow wow wow." Zhang Maolu cried with his head in his arms. Do you know how much harm this whip can do to a sixteen-year-old child?!
Suddenly, the whip that swallowed the gods stopped, and Zhang Maolu heard another person's voice, full of righteousness.
"What kind of evildoer, he actually harmed my Taoist disciples!"
"Who are you to meddle in other people's business?"
The conversation came to an abrupt end, and with the sound of "Ah" from Swallowing God, Zhang Maolu regained his freedom of movement.
He quickly stood up and took a look. He was a deacon with an immortal spirit and full of awe-inspiring righteousness, standing on the colorful auspicious clouds!!!
And that damn rabbit was nowhere to be seen, probably beaten to ashes.
"Thank you for your help, deacon!" Zhang Maolu only felt that there was a bright future in the dark.
Then……
The flowers are dark again.
Because the auspicious cloud of the deacon flew diagonally above him, blocking his sight, and he stretched out his hand and asked: "Where is the contribution point?"
Zhang Maolu scratched his head: "Didn't you act righteously?"
Butler Mouse rubbed his dog's head angrily, and I have to say it felt pretty good. No wonder the boss liked to rub my head.
"Everything in the world is a drink and a peck. My saving you is the cause, and your contribution to me is the result."
"If you don't give it, you will have inner demons when you step into the virtual pass in the future."
This inner demon is me, because I will beat you to have inner demons, Shushu thought in his heart.
Zhang Maolu didn't seem to understand, so he hesitated and gave him three hundred contribution points.
With a smile on his face, he said, "It's just a little thought, but it's not disrespectful."
"It's quite small!" Deacon Shushu said with a serious expression on his face.
"???" Zhang Maolu's smile froze, and then he carefully marked out three hundred contribution points.
Then he saw that the deacon was about to slap himself with his hand.
Zhang Maolu immediately crossed another four hundred and said: "Deacon, wait a minute, I understand the market. Deacon protects the disciples and contributes one thousand points for a fee."
"Please accept these one thousand contribution points and please escort me..."
Before he could finish speaking, Butler Mouse said with a smile on his face, "Go away!"
"???" Zhang Maolu didn't quite understand. I gave you a thousand contribution points, so why do you want me to get out? Shouldn't I be escorted?
"Huh? If you don't want to leave, are you waiting for me to send you away?" Butler Shushu frowned and looked at him, about to lift his foot, why are you so ignorant! It would be better for the boy just now, just give him a thousand and five.
Zhang Maolu said with a sad face, "Disciple, I will leave now."
When Zhang Maolu walked away, Swallowing God came out and said, "Brother, how was the harvest?"
Shushu sighed, "This guy is so stingy. I asked for it several times before he gave me one thousand contribution points."
"You are so stingy. You deserve to be a scumbag who can only enter the mortal realm." Tunshen took a sip.
Shushu reminded in a low voice: "Why, our boss has also entered the mortal world."
Tun Shen said matter-of-factly: "There is a difference between entering the mortal world and entering the mortal world. Why, our boss is the first person to enter the mortal world. How can he be compared to this scumbag?"
Shushu agreed deeply: "That's right, the boss is a swordsman who has come to this world, and he will definitely be a legend who dominates Xuanhui Continent in the future."
"My admiration for him is like a surging river, endless."
"We were lucky enough to follow him."
Tunshen's eyes widened and he exclaimed: "Brother, you are so talented in literature. It seems that I still need to learn more from you."
"Especially what you just said, everything in the world is a drink and a peck, and the theory of cause and effect is full of philosophy."
"If it were me, I wouldn't be able to say such a thing."
Shushu was a little arrogant, "Knowledge of worldly affairs is knowledge, and understanding of human feelings is writing. Second brother, you can read more, learn more, and speak more. You can do this too."
"Besides, I also want to learn from you. You are the smartest monster in the world."
Tunshen said humbly: "Brother, you are not bad either."