Chapter 73: After three visits to the thatched cottage, let go
After Zhang Maolu saw that he was far away from the deacon, he said angrily: "Bullshit deacon, damn, you have lost your contribution points, you are so greedy."
He didn't expect that when he came to the secret realm of psychics, he originally wanted to find some adventures, but all he encountered were weird ones.
The green cow was eaten, and the contribution points were reduced by one thousand.
Zhang Maolu cursed, "Where did that gray rabbit pop out and be so powerful?"
"It's all my fault that the god-devouring blue bird ate me up to the ninth level of the mortal world, causing me to be bullied by that damn rabbit."
"And that bullshit deacon, he cheated me out of a thousand contribution points."
While I was cursing, my vision suddenly went dark. What happened?
He looked up and saw a huge black rabbit in front of him, about two people tall. He stood upright with his hands on his hips.
Zhang Maolu swallowed his saliva and saw that his realm seemed to be at the ninth level.
"You... big demon, I don't know what you are doing?" Zhang Maolu decided to have a better attitude.
"I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to cross this road..." the black rabbit said.
"Leave money to buy the road?" Zhang Maolu took the initiative to answer.
"Wrong, if you want to go this way, you need to be beaten!" the black rabbit said gloomily, showing two rows of big white teeth.
"Hey, wait, tell me what you want, why you want to beat me, we have no grudges." Zhang Maolu tried his best to apply for exemption from being beaten.
The black rabbit said quietly, "Because here, there is an ancient and powerful cave. And I am the key and guard of this cave. As for being beaten, that is the first level."
As the black rabbit opened its mouth, Zhang Maolu vaguely saw the sunlight overflowing behind it, and there was a cave shimmering with colorful luster.
"Hiss~" Zhang Maolu rubbed his eyes, the glow was still there, "An adventure is coming!"
"I don't know how to pass the senior test?" he asked cautiously.
"Cultivation is divided into three levels, ordinary and real, so this cave also has three tests." Black Rabbit said: "The first level is the test of cultivation."
"I will suppress my cultivation to the same level as you, and then beat you. As long as you can withstand it, you will pass."
The same state?
Zhang Maolu thought to himself, I am a disciple of the Taoist sect, and I can easily kill the enemy by leaping through the ranks. If it is in the same realm, how can it be my opponent?
In order to ensure that no foul was committed, Zhang Maolu asked again: "Senior, can I fight back?"
The black rabbit smiled very gently, at least in Zhang Maolu's view, "Of course!"
Zhang Maolu felt calm after hearing this, bowed and said: "Senior, please start."
Then he was punched into the sky, "???You sneak attack."
The black rabbit looked full of disdain: "You told me to start!"
Rabbit said as he punched. Zhang Maolu was in the sky and had no power to fight back. He was hit by Rabbit's left hook and right hook, and his face was hammered into a pig's head.
Finally, Zhang Maolu, who was wearing a pig's head, heard the rabbit say, "You passed the first level."
Zhang Maolu fell to the ground and breathed a sigh of relief.
He rubbed his face. His buttocks had been swollen like a hill from being whipped, and now his face was swollen like a buttocks from being beaten.
Fortunately, I passed the first level.
"May I ask, senior, what is the second level?" Zhang Maolu asked.
The black rabbit rolled his eyes and said in a low voice: "Do you know what are the three most important points in cultivating an immortal?"
"Qualification, character and luck." Zhang Maolu immediately replied, this is a cliché.
Rabbit nodded approvingly, "Yes, since you discovered this cave, it means you are very lucky."
"As for other qualifications, they have been tested in the first level just now. After playing against you, I found that your qualifications are also very good."
Zhang Maolu touched his pig-headed face and said, "Hiss." Didn't I get beaten unilaterally just now? But he didn't dare to say this out loud.
"Then the second level tests the character?" Zhang Maolu suddenly realized.
"Yes, being able to guess the second level shows that you are quite intelligent." The rabbit's ears waggled, and fog began to appear around him.
"This second pass is called the Tao Heart Pass. Entering into a mist and illusion, only those with great perseverance, courage and determination can get out."
"If you can come out, you will have passed the second level."
Zhang Maolu looked solemn, and then walked into the gray fog.
Just entering the misty fantasy world, Zhang Maolu's eyes were filled with flowers, and the surrounding scenery changed.
…
In the misty fantasy, Zhang Maolu's memory was also tampered with.
He himself became a collateral disciple of the Zhang family, with extremely poor qualifications, because he was just the product of a drunken disciple of the collateral disciple, and he was always bullied.
"You're rubbish on the first floor of Zhifan, please kowtow to Brother Teng." A disciple on the second floor of Zhifan was pressing Zhang Maolu's head.
Zhang Maolu no longer knew that this was an illusion. According to his memory, this was how it should be.
But the dissatisfaction in his heart made him grit his teeth and raise his head: "Zhang Teng, why do you insult me like this?"
"I am also a bloody man!!!"
All he got in response was a slap in the face, "What are you shouting for? You're the only one who has the big mouth, aren't you?" Zhang Tengzhang cursed.
Zhang Maolu gritted his teeth and gathered his spiritual power, "A man should strengthen himself." After saying this, he stood up and rushed towards Zhang Teng.
Then, he was knocked unconscious by a punch...
When he woke up and returned home, his father saw how useless he was and kicked him to the ground like a dog, "You shameful thing, get out!"
Zhang Maolu stared at his father deeply, then turned to leave.
"Trash, what do you look like?" His father kicked him hard again.
Zhang Maolu said nothing, got up and walked away after being kicked dozens of times.
He wanted to find his mother, but unfortunately her mother had hanged herself long ago. He kowtowed three times to his mother's grave and went to find his Taoist companion.
Unexpectedly, the Taoist monk also ran away with someone. He just felt that someone was joking with him and asked why he was so unlucky.
"No, my fate is up to me!" Zhang Maolu secretly swore: "I must climb to the top and kill those who bully me one by one!!!"
Then he started to practice, but the more he practiced, the lower his level became, and eventually he became a mortal.
Zhang Maolu said in disbelief: "God, are you kidding me!!!"
"Yes, you guessed it right." A mean voice came from high in the sky.
"???" Zhang Maolu was stunned, "You are... God!"
Unfortunately, there was no response this time.
Maybe God thinks people like me are not worth paying attention to.
He looked at the cliff at his feet and said, "It's so high here and I'm so cold."
never mind……
Better go back.
In this way, he was beaten every day, but he always comforted himself, "Haha, I'm like this, what else can't I try?"
Until one day, "Damn it, my dick is so big, why is it missing?" Zhang Maolu lowered his head and tried hard to find it, but unfortunately he still couldn't see it.
"God, why do you do this to me!!!"
Zhang Maolu didn't know what mistakes he had made in his previous life to make him so unlucky in this life.
Finally, he reluctantly let go.
"Perhaps now is the worst case scenario. I can't even be a man." He murmured to himself.
Then the next day, "Hey, hey, hey, hey." Zhang Maolu was horrified to find that he had turned into a pig.
It's completely gone. What's the situation? It's not even human anymore!!!
But, even if I turn into a pig, I...
My dick didn't come back either.
It lowered its head and looked, no, no, I am now... a sow???
Zhang Maolu found that the situation was getting more and more wrong, especially when a boar was walking toward him affectionately...
"Hmm hum hum hum!!!!" Don't come over.
Zhang Maolu ran while the boar chased him.
She runs, it chases her, but she has no wings to fly...